Interesting and Potentially True Naruto Rumors

[a_nevels666]

Originally Posted by whatever123

well its because everyone is speculatingthe way they like the story to go speculations r speculations no matter how logistic they might sound u cant know what happened until u c the chapter released

Yeah, but some speculation is obviously more likely, for example: I think you'll agree that it's fairly likely Naruto will be a chuunin in the future.

(also, 'logistic' doesn't mean what you think it does...)

[whatever123]

yeah probably some of them might occur some might not but still they r all speculations nothing more nothing less

and thanks for teaching me about the word logistic i meant to say logical but turned it into logistical stupid mistake due to my bad english

[Dryad]

Originally Posted by Vicious

Oh, remember that.

Also, the truth is that the Great Akiraguin Empire, leaded by LORD AKIRA will invade the earth. Orochimaru will try to stop LORD AKIRA with his ultimate and strongest jutsu, the Moonwalk no Jutsu. Even so, he won't be able to do it. LORD AKIRA destroys the world, and everybody dies. Finale

Oh, and don't forget that's before the appearance of the ARGH! zombie pirate LeChuck OK, I'll get a little serious here

Well, like Hunter-san said, it's just a bunch of guesses, not rumours. Even though almost everybody here have thought of these guesses already, and some were posted in the ol' forum.

You got that right Lord Akira will invade Naruto's world and own everyone. Even LeChuck won't stand a chance against him. After all we'll have a neo Naruto world.

[-|(aGe-BuNsHiN-]

then Prince Vegita will show up to blow up :fingers: lord Akira :fingers: with his magical finger.

[Kamui4356]

But Lord Akira is uneffected and blows Vegeta away. Then he gets bored and leaves. At which point Jiraiya sees his chance and uses sake kage bushin no jutsu. All the akiraguins get drunk (penguins are all alchoholics, Penpen for example). Finally Naruto beats all of them with sexy penguin no jutsu. The akriaguins flee in defeat. Lord Akira is then forced to get them all treated for alchoholism, so one day he can try again...

[Vicious]

OK, this thread is getting too off topic

And please, don't mix Akira with DBZ.

[smee]

the rumor i heard was that sakura gains knowledge of the ultimate forbidden jutsu and commits suicide after blowing up the universe with her pinky toe.

[monir]

This is a classified file that narrates how MJ escaped into the Naruto universe. I am forced to use spoiler tags for its dangerous content. Highlight at your own risk.

Spoiler:

MJ black mails Leonard Nemoy threatening him that he will reveal Nemoy’s terrible secret. Leonard Nemoy is Spock and living mysteriously in the 21st century. To preserve his terrible secret Nemoy tells MJ the secret of time travel. With this knowledge MJ escape into the 24th century and rendezvous with the famous ship Voyager in the delta quadrant. His sudden presence in the bridge startle everyone, even Tuvok raises an eyebrow. As he reveals his name and demands for the voyager’s Transwarp coil, stolen from the Borg, the bridge-crew evidently becomes terrified. MJ threatens them with his infamous groin-grabber move if the Janeway and co do not comply. Janeway agrees and assigns Seven of Nine to work with MJ, who successfully install the Transwarp coil to a shuttle craft. Janeway later notes in her personal log: its amazing how Seven’s boobs never distracted MJ.

Spoiler:

Naruto-fans may note Janeway’s crude language in her logs; but she explains later (after reaching earth from the long voyage ) that she could not help because she did not get any sleep as the ordeal with MJ lasted 48 hours. With the modified shuttle craft MJ then proceeds to encounter the Borg themselves. MJ lets the Borg capture him and then he performs his infamous groin-grabber move followed by a 360 degree spin move on his heel. He then screams and do his moon walk. As a result there was massive power failure that almost destroys the Borg Cube (the ship). The terrified Borg Queen (yes, terrified!!) tells him that he will not be assimilated and if promises never again to return to any Borg ship, the Borg will give him anything he wants. MJ accepts and ask fpr cooperation from the Borg to punch a hole in the Naruto-Universe.



The rest is history as we know that he now hides under the alias of Oro.



This narration should self destruct in few seconds. If not please consult Dranz-san for technicalities.

Btw, the length of the post could not be shortened in fear that I will omit some valuable piece that solve the puzzle..

[Chaotic5]

Tahhaa..If Lee learns how to use jutsu's
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Spoiler:

..then im guessing he had some crayons stuck up his nose or something and it goes like.. :: Doc - Yo, wtf is this? removes it and fixes spine:: Lee::Heals:: Gets up and accidentally does a jutsu and it works!:: OMG!?:: Shows it to Gai sensei:: Does the fat eyebrow wave::Both starts crying:: Does 1000 laps around the leaf village in honor of his newly found feat::

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--This is all my imagination ^_^ take no heed of my non sense..but it be pretty d@mn cool XD

[Moon The Cat]

I will say it again.....blind Sakura can beat Akira with the Anti-Akira no jutsu (patented by Moon The Cat).

[Psyonara]

how 'bout Sakura uses

Spoiler:

"help me kaneda I'm about to become an explosive flesh baby so save my butt before I become a compressed point and become a universe" implosion no jutsu...

yep... now THAT is the anti akira no jutsu...

this of course will start from channeling chakra to her solar panel, i mean forehead, then end with her pinky toe firing a pink fluffy beam... HURRAH for raving sugar madness...

[Moon The Cat]

Yeah, that's Ok.

[Dopeskills]

I feel stupider after having read this thread...

[eXistenZ]

^^yer not getting stupider, yer just realizing more of your own lack of intellect.

lol j/k

but damn, people got some wierd ideas for rumors, and the whole akira/dbz/naruto thing is well stupid. lord akira still hasnt appeared, that was only uh whats his name being corrupted and changed by the power.

anywho, harem no jutsu would defeat akira.

[SurfD]

How about:

Spoiler:

Shortly after they recover Sasuke (who is still stuck in that barrrel because none of them know how to open it), Naruto does Sexy-No-Jutsu to distract Pervert-Senin (he wants more training) and ends up PERMANANTLY STUCK THAT WAY!!!! Then Gaara, who has come back for a rematch against Naruto, sees Sexy-Naru-Chan and falls instantly in love, and procieds to chase her all over the leaf villiage

[Raitei]

i heard that sasuke can used the 3 pupil Sharingan after he activated to Lvl 2 cursed chakra.

[Dryad]

Lol good one Monir to think that MJ could defeat the borg that was something. But even with this interesting theory to explain how MJ managed to get into Naruto'S world i do still believe that Lord Akira will just destroy everything and creat a neo Naruto's world.

[monir]

Well I have yet to see Akira unfortunately..As soon as I get the time to watch a movie..Just one question about Akira: Does he ever take a break or get distracted from using his unique mental ability (psyichic ability?)..If yes then I believe there is a way to beat Akira..Just get him distracted for few second and severe his mighty head..And our hero Naruto can do the job by doing a fart-no-jutsu right on his face and to do the ugly part (severing head) Naruto can motivate Sasuke by telling him that Akira actually his mutated long lost brother Itachi....

Thank you Dryad, for your kind words to my "apparently not so funny" speculation..I suspect sci-fi fans are getting extinct..

[aahhsin]

You guys are all nuts......

Back to the actual topic

Spoiler:

After each of the team beats their respective guy, I.E Choji beats that fat guy. Neji Spiderman.... Kiba against someone...
Naruto and Shikamaru will fight the last guy. Kick his ass. Oro comes because he doesn't want to lose Sasuke. He takes the barrel and runs away. naruto and Shika too injured to chase. The entire team reunites and goes back to the village.

Sasuke learns the 10000 jitsu that Oro Teaches him. He goes crazier. Oro decides to not take over his body but instead heals his arms some other way.

Naruto and Co. feeling sad, Naruto feels sorry he didn't keep his promise to Sakura to bring Sasuke back.

Training again... learn more jitsu that and fight Itachi
Naruto beats Itachi to a bloody pulp and Itachi's Ninja career is over.

Sasuke learns about this gets pissed off like hell because he's the one that's supposed to destroy itachi. He goes off and wants to kill naruto.
Sasuke should be a Jonin level ninja by now.

Sasuke and Oro comes to Hidden Leaf, destroy 1/2 the town, and Sasuke injures/nearly kills Kakashi.

Naruto's now pissed.

The two fight. With each using new jitsu they learned from their senin respectivly. oro fights jiraya and tsunade. gets beat up again sasuke gets beat up by Kiyubi.

Now sasuke and oro are in jail.

man that was a nice story.

[smee]

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