A Laugh A Day

[Cammie]

Funny G.W. B pictures

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[Slade]

Great pictures Cammie. I really like this one

NOOGIE!

[hobobaggins]

cammie, slade, razor2mb, dragon,

good job. keep up the good work. and done be afraid to compliment people

slades' picture i think takes the cake.

[Cammie]

lol... thanks hobobaggins and Slade.

heres a few more

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[Roots]

Originally Posted by Cammie

lol... thanks hobobaggins and Slade.

heres a few more

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LOL, now that is the best propaganda I've ever seen

[OutPhase]

Behold! More Bush hate pictures!

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Bush dance!

Now the finale: A Flashimation Doll of Bushisms:

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The Bush doll!

Behold my true hatred of Dubya!

[hobobaggins]

Originally Posted by Cammie

lol... thanks hobobaggins and Slade.

heres a few more

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and cammie takes the lead!!!

that was great!

[Kaoru]

LOL!! Those Bush pics are funny! You guys are great!

Originally Posted by hobobaggins

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You are 100% Texan if you have ever had this conversation:
"You wanna Coke?"
"Yeah."
"What kind?"
"Dr. Pepper."

This is so true! *guilty as charged*

Eh, I don't really have anything, so here's a nun joke from another forum.


There were two nuns...

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.

SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.

SL: It's logical. He wants to rape us.

SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most? What can we do?

SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.

SM: It's not working.

SL: Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.

SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.

SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and
I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.

So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical arrives.

SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!

SL: The only logical thing happened.
The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me

SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?

SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.

SM: And?

SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.

SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?

SL: The only logical thing to do.
I lifted my dress up.

SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?

SL: The only logical thing to do.
He pulled down his pants.

SM: Oh, no! What happened then?

SL: Isn't it logical, Sister?
A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man
with his pants down.

(and you were thinking it would end differently)

[hobobaggins]

now im gonna have to top that? ridiculous!

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A woman awoke in the middle of the night and discovered her husband was gone. She heard some faint noises coming from downstairs and got up to see what he was doing, following the sounds she walked to the kitchen and noticed the basement door open. When she looked down in the basement she saw her husband curled up in a corner sobbing, she asked him" what was wrong?" He replied, "remember when your Dad caught us having sex and he said if I didnt marry you he would make sure I got 20 years in Jail?" "Yes" she said. Well today is the day I would have gotten out, the man sobbed.

damn. used mommy mommy jokes.

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The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want

The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to

The wife says: I'n not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron

The wife says: You're ... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.

The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.

The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No

The wife says: No
The wife means: No

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No

The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it

The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.

The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him

The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.

The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: I'm still building up steam.

puppy love...
GRAND FINALE!

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[Sai]

I got some

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[hobobaggins]

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[Cammie]

Originally Posted by hobobaggins

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uhh? hmmm... gross!!! disgusting! yuck! ok you win!

few more!

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My first creation ever made on the internet over 150x150.

:sniff: It's beautiful.

[Roots]

Ok ok I'll attempt at making a joke that hopefully not everyone already knows

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One day, a woman who was pregnant with triplets was shot three times in the stomach by an assilant. The woman was taken to the hospital and treated, but the doctors decided not to extract the bullets for fear of harming the triplets. The children were born, 2 girls and one boy, and all were completely healthy to the woman's relief. 16 years later, one day one of the woman's daughters runs into her room in tears screaming "Mommy mommy!" The mother asks "What is it dear what on Earth is wrong?" The girl sobs "I was taking a pee and a bullet came out!" The surprised mother says "Oh really? Well the truth is..." and tells the girl the story of what happened when she was pregnant. The girl wipes her tears and says "Ok I understand now". The next day the other daughter bursts into her mother's room in tears saying "Mommy mommy! I was taking a pee and a bullet came out!" Once again the mother explains the story to the girl, whom is then relieved. The next day the mother's son comes into the room, sobbing and crying his poor heart out and says "Mom......mom......" and the mother says "Oh I know you were taking a pee and a bullet came out right?" The son sniffs and says "No I was jacking off and I shot the dog!"

[CerealKiller]

this one's quite old, but still funny clicky

[hobobaggins]

Originally Posted by Roots

Ok ok I'll attempt at making a joke that hopefully not everyone already knows

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One day, a woman who was pregnant with triplets was shot three times in the stomach by an assilant. The woman was taken to the hospital and treated, but the doctors decided not to extract the bullets for fear of harming the triplets. The children were born, 2 girls and one boy, and all were completely healthy to the woman's relief. 16 years later, one day one of the woman's daughters runs into her room in tears screaming "Mommy mommy!" The mother asks "What is it dear what on Earth is wrong?" The girl sobs "I was taking a pee and a bullet came out!" The surprised mother says "Oh really? Well the truth is..." and tells the girl the story of what happened when she was pregnant. The girl wipes her tears and says "Ok I understand now". The next day the other daughter bursts into her mother's room in tears saying "Mommy mommy! I was taking a pee and a bullet came out!" Once again the mother explains the story to the girl, whom is then relieved. The next day the mother's son comes into the room, sobbing and crying his poor heart out and says "Mom......mom......" and the mother says "Oh I know you were taking a pee and a bullet came out right?" The son sniffs and says "No I was jacking off and I shot the dog!"

The ending i knew was "I shot my girlfriend in the ass!"

Spoiler for blondes!:

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.

Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.

Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?

Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche.

Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.
Q: Why does it work?
A: "Does 3 come before E or does it go between M and W?"

Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).

Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
A: A blond doing cartwheels.

Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort.

Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth!

Q: Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant?
A: She blew it both times!

Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.

Q: How do you know when a blond's been in your frige?
A: Lipstick on the cucumbers!

Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common?
A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?
A: About 2 cans of hair spray

Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.

Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.

Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One.

Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin

Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.

Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.

Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
A1: The Blonde!
A2: The other guys waiting their turn.

Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?
A: 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'

Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.

Q: What's a blonds' favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply.

Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A: A blond electrician.

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A: Perri-air

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it!

Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
A: The Air Pump!

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.

Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.

Q: Why can't blondes be cattle ranchers?
A: They can't keep their calves together!

Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.

Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme.

Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag) ?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"

Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.

Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A: Because she's been laid all over the country.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A: She kept having affairs with men!

Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10?
A: She picks up her purse and goes home.

Thanks!!

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Spoiler for Movie + Trix = .......:

I couldn't resist, I needed to make this.....

[LoveOfAnime]

Here's my funny today...............Hope you all enjoy this........

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[Roots]

Originally Posted by LoveOfAnime

Here's my funny today...............Hope you all enjoy this........

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LOL, I like that one

[Cammie]

ok heres my pic of the day!

http://politicalhumor.about.com/gi/d...com%2Funb.html

click the format you would like to view this clip on.