you know you watch too much bleach when

[Captain Yoruichi]

When you're driving to the beach and you see a place called Bankai Dental, and you start imagining Renji at the dentist.

[CMSensei]

I alway lmao when I come here.

• When you go to your school and go in front of your teacher and pull out a knife and say "I will save rukia" and shout "BANKII"
• You stare at your sisters stuffed toy and say " I know what you are""mod soul"
• Your boyfriend dumps you and you go to his house , take out a knife face his house and shout "Way of Destruction No. 33 Blue Fire, Crash Down!"

[water_Knight]

When you walk into a police station and the guy who killed your mum is in there and you release your inner holo XD

Also a why do peopel say whe nyou dreass in black i have alwasy dreassed in black

[the mage]

When you walk into your sister's room and see a stuffed lion sitting on her shelf, its eyes intently fixed at her dressing table and bed. You flip out and start punching, kicking and tearing the poor stuffed lion all the while the only comprehensible (and none obscene) words coming out of your mouth are "Kon you sick, sick b*stard!"

[Captain Yoruichi]

You name your band in Rock Band 2 "Squad 2" and your two guitarists are Soi Fon and Yoruichi, while your drummer is Kisuke.

[HiroInazuma]

When you name your child Ichigo Kurosaki and give him a giant sword

[Hari Michiru]

...You see your friend's water bottle and comment on how much it looks like Mayuri.

[HiroInazuma]

When you think your dad who is a doctor is a quincy

[cloak_and_dagger]

YKYWTMBW....you run around in white robes and a bow, shooting invisible arrows at animals, since they're the closest thing to hollows you can actually see..

[Lelouch*Vi*Britannia]

When you follow a guy you really like, and call him, "Kurosaki-kun"....

[farren8]

Originally Posted by Lelouch*Vi*Britannia

When you follow a guy you really like, and call him, "Kurosaki-kun"....

now that's just weird

[HiroInazuma]

When you ask your doctor at the local clinic to show you his shinigami form

[Lelouch*Vi*Britannia]

Originally Posted by farren8

now that's just weird

yep, it is XD, that's Orihime >_<

[HiroInazuma]

When you live in your boyfriend's closet

[YouMightHaveAIDS]

You get beat up at school everyday.

[CMSensei]

• when it take over your life, and all you think every day is "Bleach"!
• When you start think events that might happen that never acured.
• when some one dies and you speak "I will swear to kill every last hollow".
• When some one almost get hit by a car and they have a mark and you think it is a hollow.
• When you see your classmates leave class all the time or there never there and you say "soulreaper.."

[Cub-Sama]

When your calendar begins when the first Bleach episode came out

[Hari Michiru]

When you buy snowflake hairpins, hoping they have the power to reject reality.

[YouMightHaveAIDS]

When, every time before you perform a task, no matter how simple it is, you have to explain the process for like 10 minutes, and come up with a really long Japanese sounding name to go along with it.

"I call it the Hojikouyu Namasato Maneuver. First you take the cloths and put them inside the washing machine, then you get a half cup of detergent and sprinkle it around, making sure you get as much in there as possible. The next step is to decide the settings, hot or cold, gentle or regular, who knows what I'll decide. It mostly depends on the color and material of the load in question. Then I start the machine and have to wait for about 30 minutes for it to be done. In other words, I have enough time to watch that episode of Ugly Betty I recorded last night."

[Cub-Sama]

When you put fake doll eyes in a sword hoping it will become a bakkutou