2009-05-05, 15:25 | Link #4121 |
Uncountable rationality
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The "I" referred to in the following does not refer to me.
I entered my first university class, Philosophy I, with trepidation. After a brief introduction, our professor discussed the areas we would cover in the course, asking for the meaning of certain terms as he went along. Most of the definitions were answered, but when he requested the definition of "undogmatic," there was silence in the classroom. "Dogmatic?" he inquired. Still no answer. "Dogma?" he now queried. Again no response. "Finally, in exasperation, he said, "Dog?" Everybody laughed.
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2009-05-06, 05:16 | Link #4125 |
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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Fruits Basket AMV to the song Sexy Back by Justin Timberlake - Very cleverly lip sync'd & funny -
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2009-05-06, 08:47 | Link #4129 |
Honyaku no Hime
Fansubber
Join Date: May 2008
Location: In the eastern capital of the islands of the rising suns...
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I see that Kimmychan and Solafighter have been busy with the funnies in here huh...
Anyways, another snippet from "simon's cat" - sadly he's not created any new vids recently, so I'll just post one of his classics for comedy's sake. My favourite one would have to be this vid however, hee hee.
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2009-05-07, 09:30 | Link #4133 |
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The Pokémon Movie reviewed: Epic XD
That guy with the glasses is awesome Has tons of hilarious vids on his site~ Sin city in 5 Secs: It's all about love <3 (Same site) |
2009-05-07, 12:44 | Link #4134 |
Evil Overlord
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Someone just emailed me this morning. But I think I've heard it before so it isn't a new one.
--- A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?" "I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all." "That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?" "Thirty-four," she replied. --- ETA: Here is another one I got... Childbirth at 75 With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, a 75-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit. 'May I see the new baby?' I asked 'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can chat for a while first.' Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?' 'No, not yet,' She said. After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?' 'No, not yet, replied my friend. Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?' 'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me. 'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES? 'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K..?!!' Last edited by Dark Lord; 2009-05-07 at 15:58. |
2009-05-07, 23:35 | Link #4135 | |
its Ghost Madoka time!!!
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glases dude, get a life.
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2009-05-07, 23:47 | Link #4136 | |
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Location: PMB Headquarters
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One Laugh A Day
Mexico relieved but world swine flu fears persist
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2009-05-08, 04:09 | Link #4138 |
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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Gotta love these cuter than cute funny Felix The Cat adverts here in the UK -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSK3vQ2EZLQ |
2009-05-08, 05:48 | Link #4139 |
九尾の狐
Artist
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: With lots of bunny girls.
Age: 38
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LOL, this is why I prefer cats xDDDD
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nDvHufnb20 |
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