A Laugh A Day

[Lost]

^ That may just be possible. I was reading an Asiaweek article about copying the "Internet" from the 14 'base' servers around the world and then setting up your own version of the Internet to suit your nefarious needs.

[MarcusG]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=6bqYVy7L1gc
bad prank

[Kyuusai]

Originally Posted by Lost

^ That may just be possible. I was reading an Asiaweek article about copying the "Internet" from the 14 'base' servers around the world and then setting up your own version of the Internet to suit your nefarious needs.

That would be the name-service system that helps drive the internet, not the internet itself. It's just the mapping of names (like 'animesuki.com') to the numbers that are the addresses of the servers with the content.

The internet is comprised of everything connected to it. I have a good thirty gigabytes of data on my webserver, which is physically located about seven feet from the chair in my office. I can guarantee you that it's not located on any big servers out in cyberspace.

[Lord Raiden]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWHaRc3-wn8&NR

Lifestyles of the animated and famous. A great tongue and cheek on anime and music.

[Spectacular_Insanity]

I have no idea where this is from. I don't really care. It's funny.

IMPORTANT QUESTIONS:

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE......

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

[Aoie_Emesai]

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

I like that one the best.

[Lord Raiden]

Spectacular_Insanity, I've got an addition to your list.

"Why is it that when we're young we want toys and get cloths, but when we're older we want cloths and get toys?"

[OutPhase]

[strategos]

Hello everyone.
I was wondering if anyone knows or knows the name of a video, very old funny video, about a guy that talk about his crazy night with a Mac. Then he goes and kicks the MAc. Does anyone knows where to download it?
Thank You ^__^

[Timbus]

i like this thread ))

[Spectacular_Insanity]

This one is a bit inappropriate, so its going into spoiler tags:

Spoiler for stfu!!!:

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Can you translate this morse code?

.-- --- .-- / -.-- --- ..- / -- .- -. .- --. . -.. / - --- / - .-. .- -. ... .-.. .- - . / - .... .. ... ..--.. / .--. .-. . - - -.-- / -.. .- -- -. / --. --- --- -.. / .. / -- ..- ... - / ... .- -.-- .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.-

Spoiler for Translation...:

CHEATER!!!

Spoiler:

"WOW YOU MANAGED TO TRANSLATE THIS? PRETTY DAMN GOOD I MUST SAY."

[felix]

Quote - Spectacular Insanity
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Haha.. I luv these things.. here's an old one..

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Edit

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

And.. of course a bush pic.. ^__^

Spoiler:

[DoReMiFaSo]

BlackCatXIII: I love those Microsoft jokes. Thanks for sharing.

[OutPhase]

[Aoie_Emesai]

I got 2 funny pictures for ya. Real Stree signs, i believe.

Spoiler:

[Gundam Zero Force]

Those street signs are pretty much how my life is right now . . . . lol

[OutPhase]

Something for the 4channers /b/tards here on AS:

[ShinNoNoir]

A few vids and a screen saver ^^

Tripod perform at a Comedy Festival (one of the best i've seen)
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...95041&q=tripod

Be Silent and DO NOT FART xD
http://video.google.com/videoplay?do...genre%3Acomedy

Now this is Rock and Roll
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QIo8ttgpP-g

BlueScreen Screen Saver v3.2
http://www.microsoft.com/technet/sys...lueScreen.mspx

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Have you heard of the Invisionfree forum crash?