Nanoha FanFiction Discussion

[Junkedcat]

Originally Posted by Dr_Tom

except it has been done in the real world...I think with only rats at the moment, but the tech is being developed.

One trick to get it to work would be to simulate male genomic imprinting in one of the donor eggs... there are other considerations to work out but this is the one that i know about....


Also, the next chapter in L!F has nothing written down. I'm tossing a few ideas how I want to play it out...

Edit: Huh?

[Momo Chan]

Originally Posted by Keroko

From whom then, I wonder? :3

Keroko's thinking Yuuno of course >.>
Yuuno mixed with Fate while Nanoha carries the baby. Or something like that.
It could explain Vivio's eyes

Originally Posted by Junkedcat

Or maybe egg to egg fertilization? Someone might have figured out how to pull it off by then... (But that means your would be stuck with a girl)

In 5 years? Maybe. I hope so ^^
And nothing wrong with being stuck with a girl. I wouldn't mind ^^
Plus, there's Vivio

Originally Posted by yoshilord

this is actually possible in real life and is known as pathogenesis. People have been researching doing this artificially and so far they have produced mice from two female mice. This offspring is completely a genetic offspring of said mice.

Yeah, but that was really hard to do. It took about 1 in 600 tries and only 1 mouse out of the 12 or so babies survived (Kaguya!) So I don't know...maybe in 5 years?

[Satashi]

Lol yay debate!

Answer: It will be the most logical choice set in the real world's standards.

[markesellus]

So I just noticed this because EvilRick mentioned it awhile ago but where did TheShinySword go? The last post was on page 11 on 4-15.
Anyways...Revival!!!!!

Originally Posted by TheShinySword

Title Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha: Mirrored Souls: Fate
Genre: Joint fanfiction
Summary: Do to a time paradox, Nanoha somehow swaps places with her nine year old self.
Rating: T
Links:Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9, Part 10, Part 11, Part 12, Part 13, Part 14, Part 15, Part 16, Part 17,
Part 18


Title: Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha: Mirrored Souls: Nanoha
Genre: Joint fanfiction
Summary: Do to a time paradox, Nanoha somehow swaps places with her nine year old self.
Rating: T
Links: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8,
Part 9
Title: Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha: Mirrored Souls: Vivio
Genre: Joint fanfiction
Summary: Do to a time paradox, Nanoha somehow swaps places with her nine year old self.
Rating: T
Links: Part 1

Fate:Unclaimed
Nanoha:Unclaimed
Vivio: Unclaimed

Found the archive and added in Thesinwithin's post.

[Satashi]

speaking of sinwithin, what's the FF.N penname?

[Junkedcat]

Originally Posted by Satashi

Lol yay debate!

Answer: It will be the most logical choice set in the real world's standards.

So...

Spoiler for Some of you might not want to read this...:

Yunno donated the sperm?

[Gillian]

Originally Posted by Satashi

speaking of sinwithin, what's the FF.N penname?

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/154744/EA_Simpson

maybe sometimes a look on ff.net is not too bad^^

[Momo Chan]

Originally Posted by Junkedcat

So...

Spoiler for Some of you might not want to read this...:

Yunno donated the sperm?

That's the most logical thing I could think of in today's world.
But still, in 5 years it could be different.

I'm going to become a genetic engineer when I grow up

Originally Posted by Satashi

speaking of sinwithin, what's the FF.N penname?

EA Simpson

[TheShinySword]

I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccckkkkkkk~


Sorry a mix of life and computer problems forced me to go compyless for a little while. (It also made me go writingless =-= please forgive my extreme lateness)

Now that I've gone through ten pages of backlog I can put this:

@Satashi- the Disney stuff is fun (though unlike any Disney world I've ever been to... well it's the mid version so....XD). oh and by the way E (:3)
@Satashi and MecurianAngel- Teasers are mean T_T
@JunkedCat- New (well not so new now I guess) Landscaper is very interesting and I feel it's setting up an interesting future for the fic
@Evil Rick- I'll give Rise of the Techno ch 2 a proper review when I finish downloading it
@Everybody else- Some cool new stuff being added to Nanoha Fanfiction everyday it seems
@People who noticed I was gone- Wow O.O I didn't know people noticed me

[Evil Rick]

Originally Posted by TheShinySword

I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccckkkkkkk~


Sorry a mix of life and computer problems forced me to go compyless for a little while. (It also made me go writingless =-= please forgive my extreme lateness)

Now that I've gone through ten pages of backlog I can put this:

@Satashi- the Disney stuff is fun (though unlike any Disney world I've ever been to... well it's the mid version so....XD). oh and by the way E (:3)
@Satashi and MecurianAngel- Teasers are mean T_T
@JunkedCat- New (well not so new now I guess) Landscaper is very interesting and I feel it's setting up an interesting future for the fic
@Evil Rick- I'll give Rise of the Techno ch 2 a proper review when I finish downloading it
@Everybody else- Some cool new stuff being added to Nanoha Fanfiction everyday it seems
@People who noticed I was gone- Wow O.O I didn't know people noticed me

YOU ARE ALIVE!!!

Man, were have you been? I was starting to get worried about you
I'm glad you are back

[Thesinwithin]

Originally Posted by Satashi

speaking of sinwithin, what's the FF.N penname?

Ea Simpson. I was on a JKRowling kick at the time I joined ff.net in eighth grade... 2002.... wow.

Edit - I'm totally in agreement that SbTB Nanoha and Fate might not be all that adverse to asking Yuuno to be a sperm donor for their little childrearing venture. I like the idea.

@TheShinySword - Welcome back!

[Gillian]

Originally Posted by TheShinySword

I'm Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccckkkkkkk~


Sorry a mix of life and computer problems forced me to go compyless for a little while. (It also made me go writingless =-= please forgive my extreme lateness)

Now that I've gone through ten pages of backlog I can put this:

@Satashi- the Disney stuff is fun (though unlike any Disney world I've ever been to... well it's the mid version so....XD). oh and by the way E (:3)
@Satashi and MecurianAngel- Teasers are mean T_T
@JunkedCat- New (well not so new now I guess) Landscaper is very interesting and I feel it's setting up an interesting future for the fic
@Evil Rick- I'll give Rise of the Techno ch 2 a proper review when I finish downloading it
@Everybody else- Some cool new stuff being added to Nanoha Fanfiction everyday it seems
@People who noticed I was gone- Wow O.O I didn't know people noticed me

From me too, welcome back

[TheShinySword]

On the subject of sperm donation in SbtB Yuuno seems like the immediately logical choice to me. (though I'd love to see the conversation when they explain to their child (SbtB's Vivio I'd assume^^) what exactly Uncle Yuuno's relationship to said child is)


Edit: Ch 2 of The Rise of the Techno Review

Spoiler for Review:

To start off I think my friends will have to put up with me saying DO_YOU_HAVE_A_TICKET_FOR_THE_PARTY_LADIES? for a while. For some reason that line just made me grin. On another note it's very mean to end on a cliff hanger XD.

Now for the real stuff. As I've come to expect for your stuff it was action packed, full of amazing designs and grammatically challenged up the heezy (I think my favorite would have to be "buzzy" instead of busy). The great thing is that even though I get distracted by the grammar, it doesn't take away from the sheer awesomeness of it all. I was particularly impressed by the way you wrote the robots' dialog.

If ch 1 intrigued me, ch 2 snagged me. I can't wait for more

[Satashi]

welcome back TSS! We were worried about you!

Yuuno wouldn't have any relation to Vivio other than "Godfather". Remember, in SbtB, Nanoha was extremely clingy to Yuuno until she met Fate. After the two started getting along, she clung to Fate but still slept with Yuuno almost more than she slept at her own house. She is very close to him, so it would be logical for the two girls to ask him to donate.

As for terms of adoption, I can see the two girls sitting at a table discussing weither to adopt or to actually carry the child. Nanoha, obviously, wanted to carry while Fate probably wanted to adopt. But considering Fate wouldn't be doing the carrying I can see her giving in before Nanoha, hence Nanoha being pregnant.

BTW, this will be released on same day as Emerald Bell, for the sole purpose of promoting it and letting people know where to find it.

If anyone has any serious complaints about Yuuno donating sperm for Nanoha and Fate in the SbtB universe, voice them now. No ship war stuff, but logical things to point out and reasonings behind your statement. Yes, two female lab rats reproduced like that, but the odds are slim, the survival rate is slim, and it's decades from being an option for humans. That idea is not available, as SbtB is down to Earth.

@Evil Rick: If you need advice on grammar, please feel free to ask. 90% of us here don't have English as our first language :Heh: we've helped many people along the way.

[Dr_Tom]

Originally Posted by Satashi

welcome back TSS! We were worried about you!

Yuuno wouldn't have any relation to Vivio other than "Godfather". Remember, in SbtB, Nanoha was extremely clingy to Yuuno until she met Fate. After the two started getting along, she clung to Fate but still slept with Yuuno almost more than she slept at her own house. She is very close to him, so it would be logical for the two girls to ask him to donate.

As for terms of adoption, I can see the two girls sitting at a table discussing weither to adopt or to actually carry the child. Nanoha, obviously, wanted to carry while Fate probably wanted to adopt. But considering Fate wouldn't be doing the carrying I can see her giving in before Nanoha, hence Nanoha being pregnant.

BTW, this will be released on same day as Emerald Bell, for the sole purpose of promoting it and letting people know where to find it.

If anyone has any serious complaints about Yuuno donating sperm for Nanoha and Fate in the SbtB universe, voice them now. No ship war stuff, but logical things to point out and reasonings behind your statement. Yes, two female lab rats reproduced like that, but the odds are slim, the survival rate is slim, and it's decades from being an option for humans. That idea is not available, as SbtB is down to Earth.

Just as long as it's only mentioned if it is even mentioned I have no problems...just don't make it some huge plot point in the epilogue I should be okay with it. There are some concerns I have, but they're more than likely stemming from the fact I really don't like Yuuno. He's the nicest of guys in the anime and in SbtB, but I just can't bring myself to like him for some reason...he just grates on my nerves.

[Kazu-kun]

Originally Posted by Satashi

If anyone has any serious complaints about Yuuno donating sperm for Nanoha and Fate in the SbtB universe, voice them now. No ship war stuff, but logical things to point out and reasonings behind your statement. Yes, two female lab rats reproduced like that, but the odds are slim, the survival rate is slim, and it's decades from being an option for humans. That idea is not available, as SbtB is down to Earth.

Having a close friend donating sperm for a child who is not going to identify that person as his/her father is completely unrealistic. This is never done because is detrimental for the child. If the potential parents (in this case Nanoha and Fate) want the child to identify him/herself properly as their child, the donor has to be someone the child has no contact with. Otherwise you would have to hide it from him/her, but that's also detrimental.

I don't really like the idea, but more than complaining, I'm just stating a fact. Looking forward to the chapter!!

[Evil Rick]

Chapter 27

Vatican Knights

Spoiler for Souls traped in Fire:

After we reach the other side of the lake and stoped huging and claiming Alphonse as our hero, we moved again in direction to the church that we had saw

After like 2 hours of walk, we reach the church, it was conected with an old Graveyard, now I know that probably you think that a Graveyard is the most dangerous place to bee in a zone fulled of Slaves of the Dark, but you are wrong, a graveyard is the best place to refugiate when the slaves are around, a graveyard is sacred land and the demons can't enter in it, so when we saw it, we got really happy

We ran to the church and entered in, it looked abandoned, it was totally covered with dust, only a big Iron cross seemed to be only thing that wasn't break

"I think that we my rest here for a minutes before keep going" I sayed and we all sitted in what remained of the chairs

From were I was sitted I saw that Helga was trying to tell something to Alphonse, this is what I was able to hear

"Umm.. Alphonse?" She asked

"Uh? What?" Alphonse replyed aboiding looking her at the eyes

"I... I wanted to... umm..."

"To talk with me?"

"Y-yes, I wanted to talk with you... umm... you see... I... I, um...I lo..." She was going to do it, Helga was going to tell Alphonse that she love him too,I was sure, but Jasper interrupted pulling ou his gun and saying

"Everyone take your weapons"

"Why?" I asked at the time I standed up, he only pointed to the Iron Cross that was in front of us, there was when I noticed that from the other side of it there was falling gouts of aparently blood, I grabed my gun and slowly walked in direction to it, I got terrified when I saw what was at the other side of it, a woman crusificed to it, died and with a number in her chest that sayed "45"

"Get out! Return to the graveyard!" Was all that I could scream, when a murder is comited in a church, the place lose his protection against the Slaves, our only hope was the graveyard

We ran at full speed to the exit but suddenly a wall of fire appeared and blocked it, preventing us from escape

"Wha..!" Karil sayed when we saw that enormus wall of fire who was blocking our only exit, then I rised my head and I saw an infernal figure covered with fire flying upon us, then it put itsel'f in front of us and I was able to saw that horrible Slave, a Flying torso, his legs had been totally ripped apart and his organs were hanging from his body, instead of a left arm he had an enormus blade who was added to his shoulder and instead of a head, he had a flaming pupking

"My God, that's the slave that Alphonse and I saw in Edmund's mansion!" Jasper sayed

The slave made a horrible chill and launched fire from his head against us, we evade it and backfired with our guns

The Demon made horrible cryes when the bullets got inside his body, I could saw his coagulated blood falling to the ground, I though we had him, but suddenly he got transformed into an espectre of fire and fly to an uper level of the church, there he recovered his horrible form and attacked us again

Most of the batle was like that, each time we though he was ours, the bastard transformed himself into Fire and flought to another part of the room to counter attack, I knew that if we keept that, we shall eventually ran out of amo, that was what the slave wanted

"Karil, cover me!" I comand to my friend

"What are you going to do?" She asked

"Something stupid, that's sure" I answered at the time I pulled out my Inquisitor's axe and charged against the slave, I swing my axe but the slave evade it, I swing it again and this time I riped off his good arm

He made a horrible sound, then the blade that was added to his left shoulder unfasten itself but it still was conecting to the slave by a long chain, the slave swing it against me,I jumped to evade, he swing it again and this time I got bended

We both got into a fearsome melee combat, and it looked to be endless, I attacked and he evade, he attacked and I evade, I was not sure how long I was going to resist, my friends couldn't suport me because if they shooed they may hited me, then I saw my answer, in front of me there was a very weak wall, and in the other side it was the graveyard, I knew what I shall do, I used my axe and body and launched myself against him, he didn't expected that, we broke the wall and falled in the graveyard

I was fine, when I rise my head I saw the slave screaming like hell, smoke was going out of his body, I jumped over him and holded him with my axe against his neck to prevent him from escape, the slave was making horrible sounds at the time he was transforming into a pile of ashes, the sacred land of the graveyard prevented him from using his "fire teletransportation" to esacpe, after some minutes he made her final chill and ended like a pile of dust in the graveyard, I falled upon my back recovering breath, I realised that I had killed a greater Demon all by myself! I feelt so Happy!

"Vivio!" I heared and saw my friends runing with me

"Were is the slave?" Alphonse asked

"Uf... uf... he is... gone" I replyed, my friends smiled and Karil huged me

"No time for rest" Helga sayed at the time she rested in the curchs wall, I let my head fall again in the grass but not much later we hear a horrible din, I raised my head and saw that from the other side of the church a hand was holding Helga by her neck, I recignise that hand... Ella

Spoiler for Inmolated Curse:

[TheShinySword]

Hark is this a crack filled ooc crazy crossover short I've written...

Why yes it is

Spoiler for OBJECTION!Nanoha:

Smack. Point. “OBJECTION!” Nanoha Takamachi ace defense attorney pointed directly across the courtroom at her arc-rival prosecutor Fate Tesstarossa.

“Does the defense object to something?” Hayate Yagami looked down from the judges stand with a teasing smile.

Nanoha rubbed her head, “Um… yeah that’s why I… you know pointed and shouted.”

“And here I thought you were just being noisy,” an annoyed sigh came from the prosecutor’s stand. “Again.”

Nanoha opened her mouth to respond but was interrupted by her assistant.

Thump. The red head jumped on top of the defense’s desk, “Nanoha may be a noisy loud mouth who doesn’t think before she speaks and often doesn’t know what she’s doing until the last moment—”

“H-hey you’re not really helping,” Nanoha was ignored by the young girl.

“But she’s going to win!” The girl turned to look at the ace attorney. “Right Nanoha!”

“Uh… of course Vita-chan.”

Satisfied the girl sat back down.

“If we’re done with that… distraction,” Fate pushed her bangs out of her eyes. “Then the prosecution requests we continue and hopefully the defense will stop making a mockery of the court.”

“I’ll make a mockery of yo—”

“V-Vita-chan!”

A short struggle later the defense was back where they were supposed to be.

“The defense… doesn’t remember what their objection was,” Nanoha tried hopelessly to recall what she had been talking about when she had slammed her hands and pointed.

“You know I’ve been thinking the outfits you lawyers wear never seem to change,” the judge looked up at the ceiling, pondering. “You really ought to vary you know.”

Slam. “It is true that Ms. Takamachi always wears that tacky white suit—”

“Hey! And what’s with the Ms. Takamachi Fate-chan?”

“—but can we please proceed with trial?”

Hayate sighed, “if we must.” She waved her gavel in the air. “The prosecution may call its witness or whatever…”

Fate cleared her throat. “The prosecution calls Signum Yagami to the stand.”

Within seconds Signum appeared on the stand.

“Witness. Your name and occupation?”

“Signum Yagami.” The pink haired woman was eerily stoic and Nanoha made a note not to anger her… ever.

“And occupation?”

“Signum Yagami.”

“I see.” Fate nodded. “No—”

“OBJECTION!” The court fell silent. Hayate blinked, Fate rubbed her forehead and Signum… looked stoic. Nanoha seemed to burn with lawyer power, it emitted from her very being. “The witness listed her occupation as her own name!”

“And does the defense believe this to be somehow relative to the case?” Fate asked, bored.

It was like there were two options hanging in the air, waiting for Nanoha to pick one. One seemed to be: No it doesn’t seem to be necessary at all. The other: This information… IT’S DETRIMENTAL TO THE CASE! The choice was obvious.

“This information…” Nanoha took this opportunity to look dramatically away. “it’s…” She looked up eyes blazing. “DETRIMENTAL TO THE CASE!”

Fate jerked back in shock, “What are you talking about!”

“It means…” Nanoha flung her finger forward, “Ms. Yagami… IS LYING TO US!”

“Hmm,” Hayate rubbed her chin. “No… no I don’t think that’s what it means at all.”

“…Really,” Nanoha chuckled nervously and scratched the back of her head. “Yeah I guess not.”

“Eh hem,” Fate cleared her throat and straightened her yellow tie, a bizarre contrast to her black suit. “Witness please testify about the night of the crime.”

“It was two nights ago…” a pause. “Normally Hayate or I make dinner but that night…” another pause. “We were both late. Vita isn’t allowed to use the oven since… that incident and Zafira is a dog so…” a small shudder. “Shamal cooked. By the time we arrived Zafira was already…”

“That’s enough witness,” Fate crossed her arms with a small smirk. “I think we have undeniable proof that Shamal Yagami poisoned Zafira!”

“I don’t get what the big deal is,” Vita shook her head, “Zafira’s a dog.” A weak groan in the distance seemed to cry ‘I’m a wolf.’

“OBJECTION!” Nanoha cried out.

“OBJECTION!” Fate yelled right back.

“OBJECTION OBJECTION!”

“OBJECTION OBJECTION OBJECTION!”

“OBJECTION OBJECTION OBJECTION OBJ—”

“Enough!” Hayate smacked down her gavel. “What exactly is this objection?”

“The defense demands to be allowed to cross examine the witness.”

“To prove the prosecutions case even more?” A cocky grin was splayed across Fate’s features.

“Shut up and let me examine!”

Fate was apparently to taken aback by being told to “shut up” to argue back.

“Ms. Yagami! Please repeat your entire testimony so I can take it apart sentence by sentence!” Nanoha nodded proudly.

Thirty minutes and twelve repetitions later Nanoha had an exhausted look on her face. She had managed only to confirm that it was in fact Shamal who had cooked.

“Well it looks like it’s time to pass judgment,” Hayate twirled her gavel around. “The defendant is— eh?”

A very official looking long haired blond guy scrambled up to Hayate’s level and whispered something in her ear.

“Oh.” Hayate looked up. “Well it seems Zafira was just unconscious so there doesn’t seem to be a case any more.” She shrugged. “Oh well. Let’s party!”

The courtroom was suddenly turned into a disco hall. Three men in black suits and sunglasses descended from the ceiling like magic, bringing circles with hoops and beach ball looking things with them.

“Let’s dance,” Nanoha boogied up to Fate, hitting one of the circles with her hands as she did.

“Let’s get our grooves on,” she threw one of the beach balls in an arc.

Just as they were starting to groove a bizarre almost metallic man danced his way to him. “DO_YOU_HAVE_A_TICKET_FOR_THE_PARTY_LADIES?”





Vivio jerked up, knocking her DS off of its position on her chest. She rubbed her head, “what the hell was that!”

She groaned, “That’s the last time I fall asleep playing videogames… but where the hell did that robot come from?” She shook her head. “I don’t wanna know I don’t wanna know, I don’t wanna know!”

Can you guess what I did when I was computerless? (If you guessed played DS games 'til my eyes glazed over you're right)

With apologies to Evil Rick for stealing that awesome line. (I have no idea why I like it so much)

[PhoenixFlare]

Originally Posted by Junkedcat

Or maybe egg to egg fertilization? Someone might have figured out how to pull it off by then... (But that means your would be stuck with a girl)

Originally Posted by yoshilord

delurked just to bring information

this is actually possible in real life and is known as pathogenesis. People have been researching doing this artificially and so far they have produced mice from two female mice. This offspring is completely a genetic offspring of said mice.

I believe satashi knows about this because fate and nanoha's conversation in 6th division book 1 final chapter alluded to it.

I will try to find the news article for proof

*re-lurks*

Originally Posted by Junkedcat

One trick to get it to work would be to simulate male genomic imprinting in one of the donor eggs... there are other considerations to work out but this is the one that i know about....


Also, the next chapter in L!F has nothing written down. I'm tossing a few ideas how I want to play it out...

Edit: Huh?

Here's one >>article<< to answer the question about 'virgin birth', but as far as copulation is concerned, female-female intercourse won't be able to do that. Genetic manipulation to create the "fertilized" egg would have to be done in the lab. Human testing might be underway, limited, or prohibited entirely, because of ethical issues.

... and Satashi just revealed that Yuuno might be the father.

[krisslanza]

Originally Posted by TheShinySword

Hark is this a crack filled ooc crazy crossover short I've written...

Why yes it is

Spoiler for OBJECTION!Nanoha:

Smack. Point. “OBJECTION!” Nanoha Takamachi ace defense attorney pointed directly across the courtroom at her arc-rival prosecutor Fate Tesstarossa.

“Does the defense object to something?” Hayate Yagami looked down from the judges stand with a teasing smile.

Nanoha rubbed her head, “Um… yeah that’s why I… you know pointed and shouted.”

“And here I thought you were just being noisy,” an annoyed sigh came from the prosecutor’s stand. “Again.”

Nanoha opened her mouth to respond but was interrupted by her assistant.

Thump. The red head jumped on top of the defense’s desk, “Nanoha may be a noisy loud mouth who doesn’t think before she speaks and often doesn’t know what she’s doing until the last moment—”

“H-hey you’re not really helping,” Nanoha was ignored by the young girl.

“But she’s going to win!” The girl turned to look at the ace attorney. “Right Nanoha!”

“Uh… of course Vita-chan.”

Satisfied the girl sat back down.

“If we’re done with that… distraction,” Fate pushed her bangs out of her eyes. “Then the prosecution requests we continue and hopefully the defense will stop making a mockery of the court.”

“I’ll make a mockery of yo—”

“V-Vita-chan!”

A short struggle later the defense was back where they were supposed to be.

“The defense… doesn’t remember what their objection was,” Nanoha tried hopelessly to recall what she had been talking about when she had slammed her hands and pointed.

“You know I’ve been thinking the outfits you lawyers wear never seem to change,” the judge looked up at the ceiling, pondering. “You really ought to vary you know.”

Slam. “It is true that Ms. Takamachi always wears that tacky white suit—”

“Hey! And what’s with the Ms. Takamachi Fate-chan?”

“—but can we please proceed with trial?”

Hayate sighed, “if we must.” She waved her gavel in the air. “The prosecution may call its witness or whatever…”

Fate cleared her throat. “The prosecution calls Signum Yagami to the stand.”

Within seconds Signum appeared on the stand.

“Witness. Your name and occupation?”

“Signum Yagami.” The pink haired woman was eerily stoic and Nanoha made a note not to anger her… ever.

“And occupation?”

“Signum Yagami.”

“I see.” Fate nodded. “No—”

“OBJECTION!” The court fell silent. Hayate blinked, Fate rubbed her forehead and Signum… looked stoic. Nanoha seemed to burn with lawyer power, it emitted from her very being. “The witness listed her occupation as her own name!”

“And does the defense believe this to be somehow relative to the case?” Fate asked, bored.

It was like there were two options hanging in the air, waiting for Nanoha to pick one. One seemed to be: No it doesn’t seem to be necessary at all. The other: This information… IT’S DETRIMENTAL TO THE CASE! The choice was obvious.

“This information…” Nanoha took this opportunity to look dramatically away. “it’s…” She looked up eyes blazing. “DETRIMENTAL TO THE CASE!”

Fate jerked back in shock, “What are you talking about!”

“It means…” Nanoha flung her finger forward, “Ms. Yagami… IS LYING TO US!”

“Hmm,” Hayate rubbed her chin. “No… no I don’t think that’s what it means at all.”

“…Really,” Nanoha chuckled nervously and scratched the back of her head. “Yeah I guess not.”

“Eh hem,” Fate cleared her throat and straightened her yellow tie, a bizarre contrast to her black suit. “Witness please testify about the night of the crime.”

“It was two nights ago…” a pause. “Normally Hayate or I make dinner but that night…” another pause. “We were both late. Vita isn’t allowed to use the oven since… that incident and Zafira is a dog so…” a small shudder. “Shamal cooked. By the time we arrived Zafira was already…”

“That’s enough witness,” Fate crossed her arms with a small smirk. “I think we have undeniable proof that Shamal Yagami poisoned Zafira!”

“I don’t get what the big deal is,” Vita shook her head, “Zafira’s a dog.” A weak groan in the distance seemed to cry ‘I’m a wolf.’

“OBJECTION!” Nanoha cried out.

“OBJECTION!” Fate yelled right back.

“OBJECTION OBJECTION!”

“OBJECTION OBJECTION OBJECTION!”

“OBJECTION OBJECTION OBJECTION OBJ—”

“Enough!” Hayate smacked down her gavel. “What exactly is this objection?”

“The defense demands to be allowed to cross examine the witness.”

“To prove the prosecutions case even more?” A cocky grin was splayed across Fate’s features.

“Shut up and let me examine!”

Fate was apparently to taken aback by being told to “shut up” to argue back.

“Ms. Yagami! Please repeat your entire testimony so I can take it apart sentence by sentence!” Nanoha nodded proudly.

Thirty minutes and twelve repetitions later Nanoha had an exhausted look on her face. She had managed only to confirm that it was in fact Shamal who had cooked.

“Well it looks like it’s time to pass judgment,” Hayate twirled her gavel around. “The defendant is— eh?”

A very official looking long haired blond guy scrambled up to Hayate’s level and whispered something in her ear.

“Oh.” Hayate looked up. “Well it seems Zafira was just unconscious so there doesn’t seem to be a case any more.” She shrugged. “Oh well. Let’s party!”

The courtroom was suddenly turned into a disco hall. Three men in black suits and sunglasses descended from the ceiling like magic, bringing circles with hoops and beach ball looking things with them.

“Let’s dance,” Nanoha boogied up to Fate, hitting one of the circles with her hands as she did.

“Let’s get our grooves on,” she threw one of the beach balls in an arc.

Just as they were starting to groove a bizarre almost metallic man danced his way to him. “DO_YOU_HAVE_A_TICKET_FOR_THE_PARTY_LADIES?”





Vivio jerked up, knocking her DS off of its position on her chest. She rubbed her head, “what the hell was that!”

She groaned, “That’s the last time I fall asleep playing videogames… but where the hell did that robot come from?” She shook her head. “I don’t wanna know I don’t wanna know, I don’t wanna know!”

Can you guess what I did when I was computerless? (If you guessed played DS games 'til my eyes glazed over you're right)

With apologies to Evil Rick for stealing that awesome line. (I have no idea why I like it so much)

The joy of video game induced dreams... XD