Official Naruto Crack Pairings Thread

[Xellos-_^]

Naruto X Tenmari

She might want to give naruto a special thanks for saving Gaara.

[Luminion Lancer]

Originally Posted by Xellos-_^

Naruto X Tenmari

She might want to give naruto a special thanks for saving Gaara.

-Hehe, how long has it been since I've encountered another person that even bothered to mention this pairing, aside from Mr. Johnny 5. In my honest opinion, this pairing is one even rarer than NarutoxIno. I believe that this pairing is the one that is talked about the least. *Sigh* apparently some people just cannot accept a possibility and avoid it like a plague.

-That aside, has anybody ever seen pairing that involve Tenten and Kankuro in the equation? I bet you haven't .

P.S

Spoiler for SakuraxIno image (not disturbing in any way shape or form):

[Zu Ra]

I loved the NaruXIno Images esp the second one looks really kewl . Kudos on finding them . Though somehow I cant picture SakuXIno yes they do have chemistry but just cant see them as a couple their personalities are very similar and thats not good for a couple .

If they do hook up both would be dominant that way it would lead to a disasater . But SakuXHina is possible very possible ...

[fullmetalMonkey]

what is it with guys and gay manga/anime gay couple

[Zu Ra]

Originally Posted by fullmetalMonkey

what is it with guys and gay manga/anime gay couple

You mean Yaoi and Yuri pairings , Its a part n parcel of AnimeVerse It very common in Eastern Cultures and not a taboo their . Unlike here where subject is taboo courtesy of Bible Humpers and yes also the good folks from Biible Belt . It a case of clash of cultures .

See yaoi is a term used by us but shonen ai ( boy loves boy ) is very popular among girls . First you may be look at yaoi and yuri pairings with disgust but as your foray into anime goes deeper you will get accustomed to it and not bothered by it .

[Xelsol]

How about InoxChouji... or more realistically InoxSkinnyChouji.

[Zu Ra]

hehe cant belive overlooked that one I mean Choji somewhat has a crush on Ino he was clearly showing jealousy during Shika n Tem Match while munching on chips .

[Luminion Lancer]

Originally Posted by Geta Boshi

I loved the NaruXIno Images esp the second one looks really kewl . Kudos on finding them . Though somehow I cant picture SakuXIno yes they do have chemistry but just cant see them as a couple their personalities are very similar and thats not good for a couple .

If they do hook up both would be dominant that way it would lead to a disasater . But SakuXHina is possible very possible ...

-That's why they call these "crack" pairings . They are literally pairings that couldn't possibly ever take place (or rather there's so very little chance (think 1/1,000,000) of it actually happening). However they are quite entertaining to witness at least once. Truth be told I started liking the idea of NarutoxIno sometime after seeing that screen shot where Ino is dragging Naruto back to Konohagakure by the collar of his jumpsuit.

Originally Posted by Xelsol

How about InoxChouji... or more realistically InoxSkinnyChouji.

-I remember that, that was a cute scene. Gotta hand it to Ino, she certainly got over the fact that Sasuke-hime defected quickly...Uno momento, I think I found something here...Ahh yes how funny indeed. Despite the fact that Ino has openly stated to be in "love" with Sasuke he is absolutely NEVER paired with her and I mean NEVER. There's absolutely nothing on SasukexIno at all. Nothing, zero, zilch, nada.

[Zu Ra]

Originally Posted by Fukitsu Naruto

-That's why they call these "crack" pairings . They are literally pairings that couldn't possibly ever take place (or rather there's so very little chance (think 1/1,000,000) of it actually happening). However they are quite entertaining to witness at least once. Truth be told I started liking the idea of NarutoxIno sometime after seeing that screen shot where Ino is dragging Naruto back to Konohagakure by the collar of his jumpsuit.

Actually what I meant was for a crack pairing to exsisit the chracters in the pairings must have a possiblity or they just look too damn sweet together like INOXNaru 2nd pic . But in case of InoXSaku both are absent

My disccusion earlier was hypothetical so taking a hypothetically scenario where INoXSaku have hooked up there will be a lot of clash on who is alpha or the pr-dominant one in the relationship . And ino and Saku being Ino n Saku wont let other be the alpha . The conflict arises there

[Luminion Lancer]

Originally Posted by Geta Boshi

Actually what I meant was for a crack pairing to exsisit the chracters in the pairings must have a possiblity or they just look too damn sweet together like INOXNaru 2nd pic . But in case of InoXSaku both are absent

My disccusion earlier was hypothetical so taking a hypothetically scenario where INoXSaku have hooked up there will be a lot of clash on who is alpha or the pr-dominant one in the relationship . And ino and Saku being Ino n Saku wont let other be the alpha . The conflict arises there

-Let me ask you this: have you ever encountered or heard of the NarutoxKin pairing? No? Well you have now. Thing is, this is why crack pairings are often more fun than "regular" pairing within a series. They don't really have to make sense or even have the characters it represents even like each other under normal circumstances (although such traits add to the pairing's favour). My point is, a crack pairing isn't bound by the series or it's contents at all. Heck, you could pair Naruto with Kyuubi and then the pairing would officially exist. It may not neccesarily be popular with the fans of the series but it would still exist (as long as there are people who support it that is, even if it's only 1 person).

-But aside from that I will agree to the point you made about InoxSakura. Considering how they are in reality their daily conversations with one another would be about which one is more fit to be the alpha female in the relationship. Now that I think about it that would make for great comedy . *Sigh* Dare to dream.

[Zu Ra]

Originally Posted by Fukitsu Naruto

-Let me ask you this: have you ever encountered or heard of the NarutoxKin pairing? No? Well you have now. Thing is, this is why crack pairings are often more fun than "regular" pairing within a series. They don't really have to make sense or even have the characters it represents even like each other under normal circumstances (although such traits add to the pairing's favour). My point is, a crack pairing isn't bound by the series or it's contents at all. Heck, you could pair Naruto with Kyuubi and then the pairing would officially exist. It may not neccesarily be popular with the fans of the series but it would still exist (as long as there are people who support it that is, even if it's only 1 person).

Touche but dont NaruXIno look to damn sweet together in those pictures I just pointed that wasnt the case SakuXIno they dont even look good together .Like Visually I must go watch ecchi I am opposising Yuri pairings D:

[Luminion Lancer]

Originally Posted by Geta Boshi

Touche but dont NaruXIno look to damn sweet together in those pictures I just pointed that wasnt the case SakuXIno they dont even look good together .Like Visually I must go watch ecchi I am opposising Yuri pairings D:

-And that's fine if you feel that way. I never once claimed that they're a good couple to begin with. All I claimed is that such a pairing does indeed exist, even if there's so little of it around. However I will agree since I too cannot see them in that sort of relationship due to my own opinions on the matter. The image itself may indeed be a beautiful work of art and I would be the first to compliment it on the style but the idea won't really sink in.

-And yeah NarutoxIno really do look sweet in those pictures. Oh how nice it would be if those 2 hit it off in the actual storyline. They'd have such cute children . Sadly, as this is a crack pairing I cannot ever see it happening. If only Kishimoto would see some of those images...

[Illuyankas]

I normally avoid these threads like the plague, but I am curious as to whether anyone pairs

Spoiler for Post timeskip chars ahoy!:

Sai up with anything remotely resembling a female character? Up to and including Tsunade's Rushmore-alike bust alongside the other Hokages.

I just don't see it myself.

[Luminion Lancer]

Originally Posted by Illuyankas

I normally avoid these threads like the plague, but I am curious as to whether anyone pairs

Spoiler for Post timeskip chars ahoy!:

Sai up with anything remotely resembling a female character? Up to and including Tsunade's Rushmore-alike bust alongside the other Hokages.

I just don't see it myself.

Spoiler for Illuyankas:

-As far as I am aware Sai has been paired with 2 characters. They are in fact Naruto (in both his regular appearance and his Orioke no Jutsu persona) and the other is Ino. As far Tsunade she has been paired with Naruto, Shizune, Kurenai, Jiraiya and I believe the Akatsuki Leader at one point. Of course finding all of these is more of a matter of luck than actually knowing where to find them...

[Rachy]

Originally Posted by Fukitsu Naruto

Spoiler:

-As far as I am aware Sai has been paired with 2 characters. They are in fact Naruto (in both his regular appearance and his Orioke no Jutsu persona) and the other is Ino. As far Tsunade she has been paired with Naruto, Shizune, Kurenai, Jiraiya and I believe the Akatsuki Leader at one point. Of course finding all of these is more of a matter of luck than actually knowing where to find them...

Spoiler:

You missed Sakura .

[Luminion Lancer]

Originally Posted by miss rave

Spoiler:

You missed Sakura .

Spoiler:

-Oh yeah. Arigato miss rave-chan for reminding me of that. Hehe, I think Yellowflash once posted a thread regarding this pairing at one point. Oh well, chalk another one up on the ever growing list of Naruto crack pairings.

[DestinyFate]

KonohamaruxTsunade? weirdest I can think =X

[Luminion Lancer]

Originally Posted by DestinyFate

KonohamaruxTsunade? weirdest I can think =X

-Weird yes, but not without any existence. However, such a pairing, I have found out that it exists only in fanfiction and nowhere else. It's somewhat understandeable since when people pair Tsunade with someone a lot younger than her they usually go for Naruto instead of Konohamaru. However, Konohamaru does get paired with Hanabi every once in a while...

[Zu Ra]

ItachiXSaku

I had this pic where both were walking together as part of Akatsuki . Itachi sis saying something dont know but Saku is looking at Itachi it was the cutest pic . Makes ya go ooola la in a nice way

( I dont have the pic it would make more sense as a pic = 1000/mill words . If someone does have it kindly do post =)

[Ziv]

kiba x akamaru