[Spoilers] What a Naruto character would never say

[hobobaggins]

Ramen girl: naruto, would you father my child?
Anko: kakashi, would you father my child?
Tsunade: Jirara, would you father my child?
Iruka: kakashi, would you bitchslap the kids already?

Iruka: I still cant stop dreaming about naruko *sigh*

[pathyfinder]

Spoiler for Not:

*thank you Slade-san"

[Kaoru]

Originally Posted by pathyfinder

Spoiler for Not:

*thank you Slade-san"

LOL!! We shall mourn for you!

Pathy-san doing manga parodies.

Btw liked where you put the KY!


Ehh...I should put something.

Ino Sakura your late! We're going to miss the funeral.

Sakura Brr it's so cold! Sorry I had to put on my costume.

Ino Um...Sakura why are you naked and covered in baby oil?

Sakura I'm a mighty molester pedo-ranger. Where's your costume?

Ino Er...Sakura, you do realize there is no such thing.

Sakura But Kakashi-sensei said...

Ino ...

Sakura ...

Sakura Maybe I should go back and change.

Ino You have exactly 2 minutes before I start butt-raping you.

[hobobaggins]

Originally Posted by pathyfinder

Spoiler for Not:

*thank you Slade-san"

THE 3rd WILL BE RESSURECTED!!!!

(but the PCs probably wont)

i thought it was pathyfinder's funeral until i saw the post count picture...

it is still pathyfinder's funeral

[Kouji]

Iruka: I'm giving up my job to be a tennis pro
class *animefall*
Shikamaru: Tell me that he didn't just say that
Naruto: That's what he said, unfortunately.

[pathyfinder]

Originally Posted by hobobaggins

i thought it was pathyfinder's funeral until i saw the post count picture...
it is still pathyfinder's funeral

OOHHHH OUCH!! *nice one small bag!*

[nh1]

Naruto: Damn you... Take this! Henge!
Akamaru: *Flies backwards due to heavy nosebleed*
Dogbiscuit dipped in week old mayonaise: What? I didn't even have to combine it with my Summon Anal Beads no Jutsu?

[Shay]

*Sasuke bends over and pulls his pants down to his ankles*
Sasuke: Hey Kakashi! will you show me how that thousand years of pain thingy works again?
Kakashi: Huh Again? My fingers are realy starting to smell.

[Kouji]

a lil POT joke (y'know when Ryoma hands Kawamura the racket )

Shikamaru: *hands Naruto a soldier pill* Here ya go Naruto
Naruto: *gulps, he grows some muscles and then taller and gets a low voice (like Soldier-esque and buff)* Yeah baby! Come on, who want's a piece of me
Oro: I'll take you on (in gay voice)
Naruto: Bring it on stupid! *bashes Oro* gahhh! *flies backwards due to heavy nose bleed* Curse you, Naruto!
Sasuke: Look at 'em go.
Kabuto: Serve's Orichimaru right for becoming the evil lord.

[Eemee]

Sasuke: I AM SASUKE THE BURNINATOR!!!! *burninates Naruto* AHAHAHAHA!
Orochimaru: How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time.

Yeah, my mind's kinda blank right now..

[Evilbunny]

Originally Posted by Eemee

Sasuke: I AM SASUKE THE BURNINATOR!!!! *burninates Naruto* AHAHAHAHA!
Orochimaru: How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time.

Yeah, my mind's kinda blank right now..

Welcome to my world

[Eshu]

Sasuke: My name is Uchiha Sasuke, you killed my father, Prepare to die!

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Shikamaru: Inconceveable!

Sasuke: I do not think that word means what you think it means...
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The Third: I'll call the brute squad!

Chouji: I'm on the brute squad

The Third: You ARE the brute squad.
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Sakura: I'm not a witch! i'm your wife!

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Kabuto:
Now, where is that secret knot? It's impossible to find.
(Finding the knot on the tree he hits it, and it opens, revealing a staircase leading To his and Oro's secret meeting place.)
Are you coming down into the Pit? Kimi's got his strength back. I am starting him on The Machine tonight.
Oro:
Kabuto, you know how much I love watching you work. But, I've got my country's first anniversary to plan, my new body to arrange, the entire Leaf to murder, and the Sand ninja to frame for it. I'm swamped.
Kabuto:
Get some rest -- if you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything.

[Sharingan_Kakashi]

Here are a few more from my crazy messed up mind:

Sakura: Aw, screw the diet! Give me two cheeseburgers and an extra large soda!

Sakura: Thank God for plastic surgery, I was getting sick of my big breasts.

Kakashi: Go ahead and kill them, I'm sick of their whining anyway.

Kakashi: You guys need to be more independant.

Naruto: I got the top score in my class!

Sauske: I'm not going to kill my brother you fools. I plan to join him.

Gaara: See the tatoo stupid? I'm cupid the F*ing god of love.

Hinata: Die weaklings, DIE!!!!

[MidoriShinobi]

Shikamaru: Sex? How troublesome..

actually, come to think of it, he probably would say that.

[Bronwen Stx]

Originally Posted by hobobaggins

Pathyfinder! thats just dirty. oh. thats brownensticks.



Naruto: i will bring the mayonaise!

You are never gonna bring it down aren't cha? My avatar? *sniffle* Fine. I changed it, now I laugh at you.

Yes, I am dirty. Thank you.

Post counts...heehee. Pathy that was great, I thought you had died too. My condolences.

[sentakuki]

Naruto: My mustache is convient
Sakura: I want to eat teeth and pencils
Neji:

[Kouji]

in response to sentakuki.

Ino: Why would you need them for?
Naruto: Sou sou *nods his head*
Sasuke: , she's crazy. *inner Sasuke: She definitely needs mental help -_-')

j/k lol

[Master Ran]

Tsunade secretly puts something in Jirayas drink.

She didn't notice that someone saw it

It's Kakashi

And Boyfriend Iruka.


Happy weekend peeps.

[Kouji]

Nice one

Shikamaru: *sighs* Geez, I wish those manga were in color instead of b/w

Sakura: I wish I dated Shikamaru, rather than Sasuke *sighs*

[Evilbunny]

Originally Posted by Master Ran

Tsunade secretly puts something in Jirayas drink.

She didn't notice that someone saw it

It's Kakashi

And Boyfriend Iruka.


Happy weekend peeps.

Why is tsunade's hair pink? Oh i know, sakura must have dyed it for her when tsunade was training her.