2010-07-07, 03:41 | Link #7521 | |
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2010-07-07, 06:45 | Link #7524 |
its Ghost Madoka time!!!
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its maybe OLD & a REPOST, but its still funny like heck!
007 Goldeneye video game glitch... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=
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2010-07-07, 10:08 | Link #7525 |
Moving in circles
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Singapore
Age: 49
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This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs of experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic, and it goes like this:
What makes 100%? What does it mean to give more than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =103% And look how far ass kissing will take you: A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it is the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top. Q.E.D. |
2010-07-07, 10:30 | Link #7527 | |
NYAAAAHAAANNNNN~
Join Date: Nov 2007
Age: 35
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Ironic that it is quite true to a see-able extent IRL.
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2010-07-08, 02:46 | Link #7531 | |
NYAAAAHAAANNNNN~
Join Date: Nov 2007
Age: 35
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It's meaning as "f***" is only effective when pronounced as "g-a4-n" in pinyin. It is originated from "干掉他" which means to "do him in", which is equal to "get rid of him". When coupled with a human or personal human attachment (i.e dog), thus in the case of "干你老妈" is the correct usage of "干" as "f***" where "你" means "yours" and "老妈" means "mother", so it is a another usage of Engrish which Chinese is a base rather than Japanese. Spoiler for SPOILER : real meaning of the pictures:
I am a Chinese and I know how to read and speak Chinese btw, so the mistranslations are hilarious.
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2010-07-08, 15:23 | Link #7538 | |
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Join Date: May 2009
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Because it's English Fail and she watches too damn much Full Metal Jacket. It's just like the weeaboos who claim to know Japanese after watching fansubs desu. Not Englicious at all, nope. |
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2010-07-08, 22:47 | Link #7540 | |
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Toronto
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Dried Shrimp with stir fried cabbage Third pic: Cashier for dry goods (checkout) I am Chinese, in fact I am from Hong Kong and speaks both mandarin and cantonese btw i found more of these Engrish signs at a site called Engrish.... |
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