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Kyomi · 2007-10-06, 00:13

^ Seconded >.>
At least show variety or something.
And I don't really care bout the M.J part, but there's a limit on how you can make jokes on Parkinson disease.

Pendevous · 2007-10-06, 03:53

That's not really funny because it's cruel...

Quote:

An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself "Oh God, I'm screwed!!!!!."

There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: "No, you are NOT screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."

So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living heck out of the chief.

As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on their faces, Gods voice booms out again: "Okay ..... NOW you're screwed."

anti-random · 2007-10-06, 06:08

^LOL he's so dead

Pendevous · 2007-10-06, 21:29

Joke of the day coming up!!!!!!!EXCLAMATION POINT!!!!

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3. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing comes out."
"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."
"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap
every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00."

anti-random · 2007-10-06, 21:39

LOL. That's is another stupid, idiotic joke. Its funny but in a dumb (frustrated feeling coursing through my body). It making me laugh but so dumb.

Thrasher187 · 2007-10-07, 01:03

Even more funny pikz:

Spoiler for Silly rabbit...:

Spoiler for even more funny pikz:

Pendevous · 2007-10-07, 11:21

Spoiler for pictures:

Miko Miko · 2007-10-07, 12:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pendevous;

Spoiler for pictures:

Those are funny!

I Found myself rofl-ing at the second one

Thrasher187 · 2007-10-09, 13:53

Spoiler for pictures:

Spoiler for comic srips xD:

Miko Miko · 2007-10-09, 14:32

^ oh god those are funny

Pendevous · 2007-10-09, 22:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrasher187

Spoiler for pictures:

Spoiler for comic srips xD:

+rep for those hahaha!!

MOAR JOKES!!!

Spoiler for joke:

Spoiler for pictures:

Roselyd · 2007-10-09, 22:39

Oh, I feel a little frustrated this day, so I come here for some plasant things, now I've laughed, much better

starry_sky45 · 2007-10-09, 22:50

My favorite web comic series ever.

Mad Dog · 2007-10-10, 09:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flo

Some may have seen my 300 sig. This is where I got it.

Found this at some Chinese forum. Translated for easy reading. Enjoy.

Spoiler for part 1:

Spoiler for part 2:

Spoiler for Part 3:

Spoiler for Final Part:

Enjoy.

OMG I'm still LOLing so hard after reading this!

Spectacular_Insanity · 2007-10-10, 10:08

Lol. Great stuff guys.

Cuz I'm really bored, here are some more random emote gifs.

<--- This is SPARTAAAAA (emote)

<--- Thundercats, ho!

And yes,

.... by a ninja.

Edit: And a few more.

<--- Lol. Loituma time? I think so.

Thrasher187 · 2007-10-10, 17:27

Spoiler for Azumanga Parody Comics:

Spoiler for Funny pic:

Pendevous · 2007-10-11, 13:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thrasher187

Spoiler for Azumanga Parody Comics:

Spoiler for Funny pic:

ROFL!!!

Time for some jokes!!

Quote:

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

Quote:

A snake and a rabbit were racing along a pair of intersecting forest pathways one day, when they collided at the intersection. They immediately began to argue with one another as to who was at fault for the mishap.

When the snake remarked that he had been blind since birth, and thus should be given additional leeway, the rabbit said that he, too, had been blind since birth. The two animals then forgot about the collision and began commiserating concerning the problems of being blind.

The snake said that his greatest regret was the loss of his identity. He had never been able to see his reflection in the water, and for that reason did not know exactly what he looked like, or even what he was. The rabbit declared that he had the same problem. Seeing a way that they could help each other, the rabbit proposed that one feel the other from head to toe, and then try to describe what the other animal was.

The snake agreed, and started by winding himself around the rabbit. After a few moments, he announced, "You've got very soft, fuzzy fur, long ears, big rear feet, and a little fuzzy ball for a tail. I think that you must be a bunny rabbit!"

The rabbit was much relieved to find his identity, and proceeded to return the favor to the snake. After feeling about the snake's body for a few minutes, he asserted, "Well, you're scaly, you're slimy, you've got beady little eyes, you squirm and slither all the time, and you've got a forked tongue. I think you're a lawyer!"

Thrasher187 · 2007-10-11, 19:43

Spoiler for Evil Pikachu xD:

anti-random · 2007-10-12, 03:51

Whoa, thats evil. A cute cuddly thing going on a rampage.

Iambankai · 2007-10-12, 09:52

Eric and His Boss

Eric is at work, and suddenly his boss calls him in to he's room. When Eric is in his boss's office, the boss starts to ask him a question:
Boss: ''So, I heard that yesterday you sleeped at work?''
Eric: ''No, I was doing some research!''
Boss: ''What research?''
Eric: ''Well, you asked me to ask people what the best way to sleep is, but apparently I found out by myself!''

---

One afternoon, Eric calls his boss from he's home phone:
Eric: ''Hi boss, could I get free from work tomorrow?''
Boss: ''Because...?''
Eric: ''Well, it started when my son, suddenly kicked his (foot)ball into the neighbor's garden, the Neighbor's dog - named Wauv - ran to it, and opened his mouth to get the ball back to my son, instead, Wauv tripped over it and fell to the ground, and got hurt, when Wauv was up at his legs again, he looked very angry, but suddenly Wauv saw a cat at the other side of the road, so Wauv ran over to the cat, but got hit by a truck, so tomorrow we are going to have a funeral for him''
Boss: ''Hey, I readed that book too! It was so sad at the end...''

---

One day, when Eric is at work, his boss comes out of his office, and walks over to Eric
Boss: ''YOU ARE FIRED, ERIC!''
Eric looks surprised but not happy at his boss
Eric: ''What have I done?''
Boss: ''Just kidding!''
Eric: ''That was not funny!''
Boss: ''Well, I always do that to my subordinates, when they are doing their job, perfectly''
Eric: ''...''

---

One day, while Eric and his boss is just going the same way at the road
Boss: ''Eric, do you remember that day you sleeped at work?''
Eric: ''I certainly do, boss''
Boss: ''Do you remember that day you made a perfect description of the book called ''dog's hate'' as a excuse for not coming to work?''
Eric: ''I certainly do, boss''
Boss: ''Do you remember the day, that I almost fired you?''
Eric: ''I certainly do, boss''
Boss: ''And do you remember the day ... oh, is this your 4th day at work?''
Eric: ''It certainly is, boss''

Sorry, was just feeling that I wanted to make some of you laugh, but the one I guess you would laugh at is the first one

the rests may be a bit boring

Anyway, they are all made by myself, and if you have seen something similar like these ones, then this is a funny coincidence

2007-10-06, 00:13	Link #1101
Kyomi What do I know? Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I should really think about updating my profile.. Age: 38	^ Seconded >.> At least show variety or something. And I don't really care bout the M.J part, but there's a limit on how you can make jokes on Parkinson disease. __________________ My Anime List

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anti-random We want chicken tonight Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Melbourne - Australia Age: 33	^LOL he's so dead __________________ Thanks Sephi

2007-10-06, 21:39	Link #1105
anti-random We want chicken tonight Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Melbourne - Australia Age: 33	LOL. That's is another stupid, idiotic joke. Its funny but in a dumb (frustrated feeling coursing through my body). It making me laugh but so dumb. __________________ Thanks Sephi

2007-10-07, 01:03	Link #1106
Thrasher187 Spellcaster Artist Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Florida Age: 38	Even more funny pikz: Spoiler for Silly rabbit...: ...finally got to the Trix Spoiler for even more funny pikz:

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Miko Miko Imouto-Chan♥ Graphic Designer Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: England Age: 30	^ oh god those are funny __________________

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Pendevous Yoroshiku Graphic Designer Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Philippines Age: 36	Spoiler for pictures:

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Thrasher187 Spellcaster Artist Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Florida Age: 38	Spoiler for pictures: Spoiler for comic srips xD:

2007-10-09, 22:39	Link #1112
Roselyd Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2007	Oh, I feel a little frustrated this day, so I come here for some plasant things, now I've laughed, much better

2007-10-09, 22:50	Link #1113
starry_sky45 Cherry Blossom~ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Across the Universe Age: 31	My favorite web comic series ever. __________________

2007-10-10, 10:08	Link #1115
Spectacular_Insanity Ha ha ha ha ha... Graphic Designer Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Right behind you. Age: 35	Lol. Great stuff guys. Cuz I'm really bored, here are some more random emote gifs. <--- This is SPARTAAAAA (emote) <--- Thundercats, ho! And yes, .... by a ninja. Edit: And a few more. <--- Lol. Loituma time? I think so. __________________

2007-10-10, 17:27	Link #1116
Thrasher187 Spellcaster Artist Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Florida Age: 38	Spoiler for Azumanga Parody Comics: Spoiler for Funny pic: The AzuMario Bros. xD

2007-10-11, 19:43	Link #1118
Thrasher187 Spellcaster Artist Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Florida Age: 38	Spoiler for Evil Pikachu xD: RAWR!! PIKA!!

2007-10-12, 03:51	Link #1119
anti-random We want chicken tonight Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Melbourne - Australia Age: 33	Whoa, thats evil. A cute cuddly thing going on a rampage. __________________ Thanks Sephi

2007-10-12, 09:52	Link #1120
Iambankai Surprised Espada Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Please don't ask.	Eric and His Boss Eric is at work, and suddenly his boss calls him in to he's room. When Eric is in his boss's office, the boss starts to ask him a question: Boss: ''So, I heard that yesterday you sleeped at work?'' Eric: ''No, I was doing some research!'' Boss: ''What research?'' Eric: ''Well, you asked me to ask people what the best way to sleep is, but apparently I found out by myself!'' --- One afternoon, Eric calls his boss from he's home phone: Eric: ''Hi boss, could I get free from work tomorrow?'' Boss: ''Because...?'' Eric: ''Well, it started when my son, suddenly kicked his (foot)ball into the neighbor's garden, the Neighbor's dog - named Wauv - ran to it, and opened his mouth to get the ball back to my son, instead, Wauv tripped over it and fell to the ground, and got hurt, when Wauv was up at his legs again, he looked very angry, but suddenly Wauv saw a cat at the other side of the road, so Wauv ran over to the cat, but got hit by a truck, so tomorrow we are going to have a funeral for him'' Boss: ''Hey, I readed that book too! It was so sad at the end...'' --- One day, when Eric is at work, his boss comes out of his office, and walks over to Eric Boss: ''YOU ARE FIRED, ERIC!'' Eric looks surprised but not happy at his boss Eric: ''What have I done?'' Boss: ''Just kidding!'' Eric: ''That was not funny!'' Boss: ''Well, I always do that to my subordinates, when they are doing their job, perfectly'' Eric: ''...'' --- One day, while Eric and his boss is just going the same way at the road Boss: ''Eric, do you remember that day you sleeped at work?'' Eric: ''I certainly do, boss'' Boss: ''Do you remember that day you made a perfect description of the book called ''dog's hate'' as a excuse for not coming to work?'' Eric: ''I certainly do, boss'' Boss: ''Do you remember the day, that I almost fired you?'' Eric: ''I certainly do, boss'' Boss: ''And do you remember the day ... oh, is this your 4th day at work?'' Eric: ''It certainly is, boss'' Sorry, was just feeling that I wanted to make some of you laugh, but the one I guess you would laugh at is the first one the rests may be a bit boring Anyway, they are all made by myself, and if you have seen something similar like these ones, then this is a funny coincidence Last edited by Iambankai; 2007-10-12 at 10:18.