2007-04-28, 16:35
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Sweden!
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Zabuza: Water Dragon no Jutsu!
Kakashi: Water Dragon no Jutsu! Zabuza: I Summon Thee! Kakashi: I Summon Thee! Zabuza: Ok. Stop It Kakashi: Ok. Stop It Zabuza: STOP IT! Kakashi: STOP IT! Zabuza: Im Gay. Kakashi: Good For You. (yeah kakashi is a copy ninja in case u didnt get it...)
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2007-04-28, 22:11
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Junior Member
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow...with skittles..
Age: 31
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Sasuke or orchimaru: i feel pretty oh so pretty and witty and gAY (LOL SORRY SASUKE!!)
Gaara: I LOVE SANDCASTLES!! Shika: hm nothing is troublesome Sakura: sasuke i hate you Choji-- i dont want those chips Ino: Choji will you marry me?? yea they're stupid but oh well xD |
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2007-05-16, 22:07
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A.S.S. Vice President
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: i dont know can you help me
Age: 34
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A classic of mine from about 3 and 1/2 years ago, at the threads birth! Let the humor continue! p.s. this is my first post in almost a year.
choji:hey asuma this is some good horegano you know mannnn.... yeah i found it at your place hehehehe.... for pizza..hehehehehe : D Asuma:yeah horegano right...... Choji:hey shika ino you guys gotta try some of this shit its great man...... shika:what a great opportunity ino:it might get rid of wrinkles choji-ino and shika: hey asuma you gotta tell us wehre u get this stuff man........ asuma: yeah i just buy it at the grocery store right grocery store..... Iruka: [walks by] choiji and co:hey iruka sensei try some of this iruka: ok guys.......... hey asuma where did you get this seriously man..... eventually every nin in leaf: ASUMA WHERE DID YOU GET THIS TELL US!!!!!!!!!! Asuma:alright i got it from the third but as hes dead now we wont get anymore...or will we he had a secret stash somewhere enter naruto special 2 the search for sarutobi's stash and another classic from a little later in the thread. jiraiya is sitting on his porch reading the paper, naruto kyubbified runs up to him naurto kyubified: woof woof woof bark jiraiya: whats that boy sakuras down the well naruto: woof bark bark woof howl jiraiya: oh sakuras down the well, but i shouldnt tell anyone so she can die and then come back with a magical video to kill people naruto: WOOF!!! |
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2007-05-18, 17:12
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Akatsuki Bart is Tobi
Join Date: Oct 2006
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2007-05-18, 17:28
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: In past i lived in konoha but now-a-days..... well i can't tell you.... its a secret
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2007-05-18, 17:45
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So Like A Rose
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Foxglove
Age: 36
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Things they wouldn't say
Akatsuki Leader: "Hidan doesn't suck...much"
Deidara: "You thought I was a girl?" Naruto: "You mean we have to drag everything out and painfully stretch it over a course of twenty episodes!?!" Naruto (to Sakura): "Nice haircut..." Sakura: "I'm going butch!" Shikamaru (to everyone in the Hidan fight): "Screw you guys, I'm going home!" Orochimaru: "I'll get you Sasuke Uchiha, and your little dog too! Hahahaha!" Sasuke: "I don't have a dog, Itachi killed it." Haku: "You thought I was a girl!?" |
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2007-05-19, 12:22
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Wolfy!
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Sweden!
Age: 33
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2007-05-19, 22:40
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Naruto: Sasuke kiss me
Kakashi: Sakura I'm gonna do something to you that you won't remember until your a woman. Sakura:Ahhh Kakashi: Come back I.....love you Hinata: (Slaps Naruto) pull down your pants now! Sasuke: Itachi I just want you to love me! Lee: Primary Lotus(on Sakura) you like this don't you. Itachi: Kisame-kun..I..I..Uh Kisame:What Itachi: I(sweats) love you Kisame: Too bad...I'm married to Samehada. Itachi: Why you!(Starts beating on Samehada) Hinata: Kiss me....Sasuke-kun |
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2007-05-21, 21:15
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Itachi lied... I DID IT!!
Join Date: May 2007
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Naruto: HEY HINATA!! I SEE YOU THERE!!! HIDING BEHIND THAT TREE WATCHING FROM AFAR!!!!
Sasuke: I just saved thousands of dollars on my life insurance by switching to Hyuuga! Spoiler for THOSE WHO DID NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT SASUKE SAID!!!:
Shino: the secret to my bug attacks are that the bugs come out of my butt Naruto: I CHOOSE YOU PIKA... GAMABUNTA!!!! |
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2007-05-22, 18:22
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Speaker for the Dead
 ArtistJoin Date: Dec 2006
Location: somewhere in-between the damnation of hell and the celestial glory of heaven
Age: 32
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Sasuke - Itachi, you lack...Pe***......
Sakura - Lee! Let's do sumthing HOT! Naruto - I'm gonna be the best pimp ever! BELIEVE IT OR DIE...... |
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2007-06-18, 18:30
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Junior Member
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Sasuke:I hope I can grow up to be a book writer like Jiraiya someday(for future reference,I'm gonna practice now)
Sakura:Hinata,how could you take Naruto away from Me. Hinata:I couldn't have,I'm with Chouji now! Ino:*stares at Hinata*How could you!!!!!!!!!! *Kakashi steps in*Kakashi:how could Chouji betray me,I wanted hinata.I'm telling my Daddy. Tenten:*slaps Kakashi*,we had a deal,you would wait for me Kakashi!!! Chouji:Hinata,I'm with Sakura now,remember? Hinata:So you were cheating on me!!! Chouji:no,I was cheating on Sasuke!!! Sasuke:How'd i get into this.*everyone marches towards Sasuke*Help Itachi,my love. Itachi:your Gay,Sasuke.I'm with Temari now.also,I killed the clan cause you videotaped me singing my Bob Seger Songs.so don't do it again. Everyone:You were that cutie on Youtube?*they all come rushing towards him* Itachi:*runs away and joins Akatsuki*How can I be this Handsome and Cute!!? Sasuke:Haha,Hey wait,I wanted revenge .Chouji,Wait up!I need to kill You,my love. Everyone:*stares at him for 3 hours*and *does It*To Itachi,taking turns. Lee:Why can't I have a turn?*Goes 5th gate and "Does It"Super style to Itachi by pushing everyone out of the way. Sorry to anyone I might have insulted.I couldn't think of anything else. |
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2007-06-18, 21:35
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what do i know
Join Date: Aug 2006
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2007-06-19, 17:14
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So Like A Rose
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Foxglove
Age: 36
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Kabuto: "Here are the addresses of those fourteen year-old boys you wanted Lord Orochimaru."
Orochimaru: "Yessss excellent Kabuto!" Kabuto: "Why all the boys? Since you can't jump into a new body until three years?" Orochimaru: "....uh...i'm uh....adopting them all as part of the big brother's program...yesss...heh-heh...that's it....(nervous look). Kabuto: (just stares at him for three mins.) (shrugs) Kabuto: "Whatever." |
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2007-06-19, 20:53
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Away for good
Join Date: Mar 2006
Age: 35
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Something out of the ordinary:
Naruto: You! Naruto: Kagebunshin no You! Sakura: Press button... Sakura: Receive bacon! Sasuke: Hey look, my eyes are bleeding again. Sasuke: DO I look tired? Orochimaru: I summon thee snakes! Kabuto: badger.. badger.. badger.........!? Snakes! Snakes!? oh it's snakes!! Shikamaru: Y-You are not getting the last chips!! Chouji: Who cares, I'm on diet. |
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2007-06-20, 02:49
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Defeater of Robot Masters
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Wherever YOU aren't. Thanks for not visiting... *Sniff*
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Naruto: Wait till you see my new jutsu, It'll... (looks at the viewers, taps on the screen) Hey, do you realize you could be watching Bleach right now?
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2007-06-26, 02:27
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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Sasuke: *Holds Ino's hands* Will you bear my child?
Hinata: Kiba, sit boy! *Kiba falls down face first* Shikamaru: I'm so hyped up for this D-rank mission! *walk around with his hands up in the air* Chouji: SEXY NO JUTSU!!! Sasuke: I humbly ask to join your crew. Orochimaru: No! You belong with the Konoha ninjas Naruto: How dare you hurt my friends..  in the name of the Moon I shall punish you  Kiba: You dirty fox! You're gonna pay for stealing my Hinata! Naruto: Hey Dog-Breath! Take this chance to run, but keep your hands off MY woman, got it! Sasuke: His woman?  *turning to Hinata* Is there any truth to what he's saying? Hinata: *Embarrassed* Nothing's going on! It's wishful thinking! He's making it up! Kiba: Ah, I knew it he's livin' in a fantasy! Ya whisker face! Naruto: It's not a fantasy I claimed her as mine! I'm in love with you, Hinata! Hinata: ..... Naruto: You're far better off with me and you know it! So ditch the flea bag! He's not good enough for you. Forget about him. Kiba: Nobody talks down to Hinata like that when I'm around how DARE you humiliate her! She's not your property! Naruto: (To Sakura) Don't you faint on me, you stupid girl. Akatsuki Leader: You teach me and I teach you. BIJUU~mon gotta catch em all 
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2007-07-04, 22:47
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NarutoCard
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Better than yours
Age: 30
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Naruto: I don't wnat to be Hokage! I give up on this ninja thing!
Sakura: Naruto...make out with me..... Sasuke: Revenge doesn't solve anything. Only love does. Itachi: You are weak....why are you weak? Because...you lack....love.. Shikamaru: I'm ready to tackle anything today! Choji: Man, I need to go on a diet. Rock Lee: Katon: Goukakyuu no Jutsu! Gai: Lee, let's work on Nin and Genjutsu today. Kakashi: I don't want to read Jiraiya's pervy books anymore... Jiraiya: I give up being a pervert... Orochimaru: Hey, Tsunade...can I touch your boobs? Tsunade: I love doing paprerwork! Ino: You can have Sasuke, Sakura. I'm gonna go after that SEXY fatso, Choji! Shino: AHHHHHHHH!!! A bug!!! Squish it!!!! Kiba: I hate you Akamaru! *Kicks Akamaru* Neji: I need to get glasses... TenTen: I missed! Hinata: Neji...kiss me.... Yondaime: Hell no!! I'm not going to risk my life to seal the damn fox! Screw it! Sandaime: I'm tired of protecting this village. I'm going to hand it over to Orochimaru. Zabuza: I'm tired of killing people. I'm going to start saving them. Haku: I love killing people! I love it! Gaara: Darn! I cut myself! |
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