2004-02-10, 15:43
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A.S.S. Vice President
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: i dont know can you help me
Age: 34
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the thing is nine devil we all know that deep down hunter loves ASS and would never attack us with his spoon for multiple reasons one being that with my tooth brush i could fend him off long enough for the entire ass to get there and then well i dont know
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2004-02-10, 20:42
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Join Date: May 2003
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 Also most of you are getting off topic. I'm beginning to believe this topic has worn out it's welcome... |
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2004-02-10, 21:09
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だいすきが大好きです！
Join Date: Nov 2003
Age: 35
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here. i got some funny stuff. ... but since there is a topic on authors and writing, everybody MUST read this. http://www.btinternet.com/~jazzygm/r...nalogies.shtml "Naruto's Analogies." He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it. She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and "Jeopardy" comes on at 7 p.m. instead of 7:30. Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze. Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the centre. Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever. He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease. Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man." Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. travelling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph. The politician was gone but unnoticed, like the period after the Dr. on a Dr Pepper can. They lived in a typical suburban neighbourhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met. The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free. The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon. Last edited by hobobaggins; 2004-02-10 at 22:12. |
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2004-02-10, 21:35
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Cave guardian
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: NYC
Age: 36
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Okay, I have been thinking for the last half- hour trying to think of an analogy half as funny as the ones on that site, but related to Naruto. Here r a few rejected ideas.
"Hinata's eyes were as big and grey, as a cement wall which was also big and grey" "Naruto's face whiskers (that's what those are right?) were as predominant as a chihuaua's whiskers if it had a demon fox in it." Okay these arn't about Naruto but i wanted to put them in anyway. "Her boobs heaved like a Freshman in college on 'then cents a beer night" "My ideas were rejected as cartoons that were rejected.....except with ideas" I think we just found a new thing to do on this thread EDIT: thnx hobo Last edited by Evilbunny; 2004-02-10 at 21:50. |
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2004-02-10, 21:38
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だいすきが大好きです！
Join Date: Nov 2003
Age: 35
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'ten cents a beer night' boobs heaving lol... Naruto: hey, are you okay ramen chef chick? Ramen chick: one sec i am heaving out my boobs... rofl rofl. |
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2004-02-10, 21:44
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Coordinated Insanity
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Between Good & Evil
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IOU on the count of one, Funny Naruto Related Joke. and when you get one of these from me, you can take it to the bank for sureeee. only valid in the planet of mars |
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2004-02-10, 22:15
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だいすきが大好きです！
Join Date: Nov 2003
Age: 35
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rofl... what do you get when you cross the fanboards of night shift nurses bible black one piece asian media and Cosplayers A: us. 
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2004-02-10, 22:24
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だいすきが大好きです！
Join Date: Nov 2003
Age: 35
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(who knows, you might like it...) we need new permanent members of this thread!!! evilbunny, will you join us! *strikes noble pose**light shines in background* |
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2004-02-10, 22:46
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Cave guardian
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: NYC
Age: 36
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I, Evilbunny, do solemnly swear to uphold my position as a regular in the funniest thread on the Naruto forum. By doing this I swear to post any thought that is naruto related if it is funny, that just happened to enter my head. No matter how drugged- up i may be, no matter how stupid, strange, off- topic, or midspelled the thought is, i will post it. I also swear to respect my fellow members, by quoting them on a regular basis, and using them in jokes in often sexualy suggestive ways. 
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2004-02-10, 23:04
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だいすきが大好きです！
Join Date: Nov 2003
Age: 35
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** future: Naruto owns a huge anti-acid corporation** konohamaru: boss boss! i found the perfect way to expand out empire!!! Naruto: what how? Konohamaru: we make it illegal to have less than 5 wives! ... pretty bad... but it could be good.. i need to think of a way to introuduce it.. any suggestions? |
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2004-02-11, 00:39
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Senior Member
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Phoenix,AZ
Age: 36
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Hmm cant be good if dranz thinking that were losing it
 well heres my bit for the dayAt the thirds funeral Lst2: DAM what a waste of a good hat konohamaru:Omg! you evil Sob! My grandpa is dead and all you care about is the hat? Lst2:*nods and drools* Must have red rice worker hat! Iruka: Dam you, cant you see the kid is in pain?! you heartless fiend! Lst2:  your telling me this? a phedo... argH to lazy to think of the rest of the word?Iruka: *crys and runs off to his academy* Pathy:Man did you really need to upset the characters at the time like this? Lst2: Why not? Hobo: YES! i just got his fore head protecter and his wallet! *checks* OMG THERESE PATHYS DAUGHTERS! Lst2: WhA! how come this old man gets the pictures and we dont?! Pathy: well... umm... will you shut up if i get you the hat? Slade: yes what a wonderful hat! Lst2: NUUUUUUUUU Monir: DAM you all! just stfu for a sec! im try to check out sakura's mom! dam she's hot! *hums stacy's mom* Village:
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2004-02-11, 00:48
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だいすきが大好きです！
Join Date: Nov 2003
Age: 35
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Have i mentioned i love you last 2 touch the sky?
and of course i would never say that. i would never steal a dead man's head protector and wallet. what the hell can i use a head protector for? maybe i give it to sakura. she could use an extra one. Villagers: damn there goes all hope for a dignified funeral... Lst2touchdasky: what is wrong with crossplaying Hobo: well there... *gags violently, spazms, dies* Lst2touchdasky: err.. what? *see's hot chick standing next to sakura* oooh.... sakura's mom*drools* Monir: you retard. sakura's mom is over here. you are looking at her dad. Lst2touchdasky  Naruto: I would be sad... but now i am 4427th in line for the hokage title!!! Lst2touchdasky: that doesnt mean much. i am 3406th. Hobobaggins: and i 1304. Monir: and i 4426 pathy: and i 2nd. Hobo: so... that means your kids are 3rd/4th right? *rubs hands together, and leaves.... scheming...* thats it for today. |
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