Most ridiculous thing you've ever heard

[othera]

Originally Posted by Xvoki

Another thread I dug up from ancient times when AS members knew how to party.

This comment made me laugh...



The most ridiculous thing I heard is that there are many old UK laws still in effect, which are:

1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

2. It could be regarded an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British king or queen's image upside-down.

3. Eating mince pies on Christmas Day is banned.

4. In the UK, a pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants.

5. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the King, and the tail of the Queen.

6. It is illegal not to tell the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing.

7. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament wearing a suit of armour.

When i die, i wan't it to be in the house of parliament, while wearing a suit of armor, on christmas choking on a mince pie.


Some my bro told me(dono where they are from, or if they are true he saved em in a text file >.>)
It's illegal to make love on the floor of a hotel if you are between 2 double bedsIn Whitehall, it is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.
Unmarried women who parachute on Sunday's will be jailed.
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.<- but i always wanted to do that
In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store

[Zu Ra]

Gravity is a myth its just god's way of telling you,that you are not ready to go to heaven yet !!!

[Kenn]

Originally Posted by othera

In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store

Pfft. what?! except for at a tropical fish store?! might as well set a bunch of those up under the pretense of a fish store

A guy I know said this..it's antisemitic and stupid as hell.

Spoiler for D: possibly offensive:

Jews believe in Jewism.
"My penis is a kilometer long"
"My penis is invisible" <-->__> lol. yes he actually said that
"I can see the Rocky Mountains! <--This is from the other side of the province, by the water. If you know any geography, you'll understand why it's ridiculous.

[HayashiTakara]

When Senator Pallen, thought that Africa was a country *face palm*

[Aoie_Emesai]

Originally Posted by HayashiTakara

When Senator Pallen, thought that Africa was a country *face palm*

hahaha ^^. I must have missed that.

[Echoes]

There are just so many contenders for this spot.

I think I'm just going to say anything that ever came out of Kent Hovind's mouth during any of his seminars. But I'm tempted to let him go, since it's also very funny.

Keeping with the spirit of the two previous comments, I'm also baffled by people who think Europe (or Africa, I suppose) is a country.

[Shadow Kira01]

Before I played Phantasy Star Universe, I heard of a rumor that says when the character you created reaches Lv50, you will gain access to the air board, a very convenient way to travel from one end of town to the other end.

Well, after playing like 30 hours into the game and got way pass the Lv50 mark, I realized that there is no air board. That was rather stupid.

[Narona]

One of the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard:

Jean-Pierre Raffarin, French Prime Minister (2002 to 2005): Win (or Oui, I don't even know myself <_< ), the yes needs the no, to win, against the no

Et vive la France. Or not.

[Vexx]

Actually, the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard changes on a daily basis. Sometimes I see it on this forum (usually its a news item though).

[Konpachi]

Some things my classmate said:
'There are no arteries in your arms.'
'Eating lots of chilli causes balding.'
'There is no gravity in water.'

I think there are a few more, but I can't remember right now.

[Xvoki]

Spoiler for Could be offensive:

If a man has large feet he must have a large penis. Old wives tale I think XD

[Konpachi]

Originally Posted by Xvoki

Spoiler for Could be offensive:

If a man has large feet he must have a large penis. Old wives tale I think XD

Spoiler for Could be offensive:

Isn't it 'If a man has strong hands he must have a large penis' (cos he excersizes it more when he umm... pleasures himself)?

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Originally Posted by HayashiTakara

When Senator Pallen, thought that Africa was a country *face palm*

*cough cough* it's spelled PALIN.

I thought it was hilarious when Palin said that the Vice President's job was to run the Senate.

(Note: For those of you who may not know, the VP doesn't HAVE a job. They're just there in case the President kicks the bucket.)

[FLCL]

just happened im dumbfounded

(i just crushed this guy in a race on a track)
him: yo, that australian subaru's prob got a v8 in it right?
me: um Subaru is Japanaese and its a turbo 4 cylinder
him: nah man subaru is aussie, they had that commercial with crocidile dundee...
me: subaru is japanese
him: nah it cant be, dem japanese cars are slow ricerockets
me: nah, you stupid american rednecks are too idiotic to realize that subaru is the japanese word for pleadis, go DIAF.
(i left, since when is subaru aussie?)

[ZephyrLeanne]

Of course it has to be Tomoyo's "English" (no, it's Italian Engrish). I mean, that's just ridiculously... funny.

No, to be serious, I thought Bomb Iran by McCain was worse.

[othera]

Chuck norris jokes anyone?

[Thingle]

When some leftie said that "Workers are alienated from their produce".

That's pretty dumb since the axiom that says Workers work to improve themselves is invalid from the start.

(non-ultrarich)People work to survive.

[777-tools]

“sunflowers have brains,thats the reason they can move”
“you can kill a scottish man (i can`t remember where)if he owns a bow and arrows”
“if you`re sadistic,it means you are EMO”
“spain is in mexico”
“spanish people loves tacos”
“star wars is based in reality”

[Irkalla]

This was in grade 5 or something a very...slow classmate had an oral exam. The teacher totally gave up on the girl since she didn't find some alps or something on the map. The girl was at that time, looking for the alps in the pacific ocean (no jokes) Then the teacher asked my classmate; "What does the blue color on the map represent?" And my classmate answered...AIR!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CatQueen]

I have this girl in one of my classes who asks ridiculous qestions all the time. One time on a field trip she asked my biology teacher if trees were made out of wood.