2004-10-01, 16:27 | Link #241 |
the Iniquitous
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with all these new threads I think this one needs to be revived..."stoic vs life experience"!? "do you believe in god"!? "war for humanity" O_o! not to mention others, does it have something to do with autumn or what?
So here I introduce Condorito! the funniest character imo and that Im sure most latinamericans know, recently you can find some jokes of him in yahoo, but they are quite lame, Ill post the ones I have without dialog to not have to translate, specially since some of the jokes are language based, so it would be futile to do so. here we find him and his nephew, Cone, its kind of his son since hes an orphan and Condorito has taken care of him. Cone is like... I suppose kind of like Bart Simpson, only hes more innocent some times. Spoiler:
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2004-10-02, 01:26 | Link #242 |
だいすきが大好きです!
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IT IS REVIVED!
<orion`-`-> what the fuck <orion`-`-> i think the icecream truck just hit a kid <orion`-`-> brbrb <factorial_nine> "Male masturbation is a personal turn off for me. As a single woman, I'm especially looking for a man who doesn't masturbate, even while he's single." <factorial_nine> GOOD LUCK, BITCH. (JHawk111420) Hey whats up, a/s/l? (Lady Renegade) more than you want, I'm sure (JHawk111420) ill take that as a challenge ;-) (Lady Renegade) take it any way you want sweetie (JHawk111420) k, how old are ya? (Lady Renegade) probably too old for you, but let's pretend I'm 20 (JHawk111420) k, what do ya look like? (Lady Renegade) before or after I'm dressed up? (JHawk111420) both :-D (Lady Renegade) well......after I'm dressed up, I have long sexy red hair, nails painted red to match the slinky dress I have on, stiletto heels, pouty lips, green eyes, boobs out to here, and a smile that stops traffic (JHawk111420) and before your dressed up? (Lady Renegade) before I'm dressed up, I'm bald and wearing boxers...sometimes my weenie is peeking out (Lady Renegade) hello? (Lady Renegade) hello? (Lady Renegade) hello .... <YuFFie> SO U HACKING ME THEN HUH <YuFFie> WElL I GOT NEWS FOR U MISTER I GOT MORE FIREWALL POWERS NOW SO IM SECURE AND IM USING WINDOWS 98 SO IM REALLY SECURE FROM HACKERS LIKE YOU SO YOU BETTA JUST GIVE UP CUZ U GOT NO HOPE MISTER. * YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: Owned.) * YuFFie (~mirc@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined # <YuFFie> HELP MY MOUSE IS MOVING BY IT SELF <+mOrphz> damn it :/ <@Lego> damn it :/ <+mOrphz> stop that <@Lego> stop that <+mOrphz> <@Lego> <+mOrphz> Lego smells <@Lego> Lego smells <+mOrphz> /quit quit: (Lego) (~leet@apex|Lego.user.gamesnet) (Quit) i love bash.org. need to fine more places of great humor. "If you put an asian on a stool, and spin him around, does he become dis-oriented?" as a kid i didnt get any respect. i threatened to run away from home once, and my mom immediatly replied, "On your marks...". |
2004-10-03, 01:53 | Link #245 | |
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It's just a commerical trying to pack as many famous actors and singers to gain popularity. |
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2004-10-11, 19:47 | Link #246 | |
Flame warrior
Join Date: Jun 2004
Age: 36
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The world according to student bloopers
Saw this on another site and litterally couldn't stop laughing
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2004-10-11, 20:15 | Link #249 | |
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Who wouldn't want to be flashed by a virgin queen? She musta been pretty hot too. Getting flashed by royalty, the soldiers better damn well fight and win. I think i read that wrong.... |
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2004-10-11, 21:07 | Link #250 |
だいすきが大好きです!
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tis revived! and with the coming election this is more than appropriate ^^
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http://www.wearabledissent.com/101/floridavote.html |
2004-10-11, 21:47 | Link #252 | |
Weapon of Mass Discussion
Fansubber
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: New York, USA
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2004-10-11, 22:25 | Link #253 | |
だいすきが大好きです!
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yes indeed i have ^^ <Deffy> Christ is so cool. He's born, I get presents. He dies, I get candy. <DeX`> i could eat a 4lb london broil and have room left for a small chinese woman <Damaceles> after you ate her you'd have to eat again in an hour <FM{FF1}> Rizen: I thought you didn't bang chicks, only me. <FM{FF1}> ...men. <FM{FF1}> GOD THAT WAS A BAD TYPO. <Spesh> It takes skill to climb the corporate ladder on your knees. <FreshBrew> IM DONT MATH FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE <FreshBrew> HELL FUCKING YES <kolby> you still in english? <SoulBain> I think my keyboard's unplugged. <Kyro> searching for: penis *** Kyro has quit IRC (Excess Flood) and the best one... <CrazyClimber> top dangling modifier of the day: <CrazyClimber> "A jet going 100 m.p.h. slammed into a deer, which ruptured a wing fuel tank and dumped 70 gallons of gas on the runway. " <CrazyClimber> i knew about cows and methane, but... <me_tew> Dammit, when are they going to REQUIRE that fuel tanks on deer be moved away from the wings. Spoiler for not for people who are planning to eat soon/have eaten:
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2004-10-12, 15:28 | Link #254 | ||
Lord Chairman God King
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I found this line very amusing: Quote:
1. He'll rise from his grave and terrorize us all. It's said that from 300 years after his death he'll resurrect from the dead and kill us all with his experiments by using us as his test subjects. We will be his lab rats and die painfully. 2. Be a zombie. From how I see it Franklin will suddenly develop a taste for brains at anytime and decide to become alive. It's said that is cry is, "Evil Zombie Franklin LIVES!!!!!!!!" Also if he's still hungry he will eat your arms too. 3. Suddenly tell us he's the true Messiah. It is said by a few druggies that Ben Franklin is the true Son of God and He opened the gates to Heaven and He will guide us to salvation. Prepare for Judgement Day, because when Franklin resurrects it will be your final day on Earth! I don't want to meet Franklin. He's all decayed and he smells funny now..... |
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2004-10-17, 02:59 | Link #255 |
<3 WoW undead girls
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: in a cold puddle
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Aye, guess this is where I should post this ^^. Don't really like making a thread just for a video link.
real life rpg battle I just love rpg's . |
2004-10-17, 04:40 | Link #257 | ||
now with 20% more ego!
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William Hung wannabes can be scary sometimes Last edited by Inuzuka; 2004-10-19 at 07:36. |
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2004-10-23, 10:59 | Link #258 | |
Watakushi wa heiki desu!
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I received these 2 emails in my Yahoo email today,
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Maybe Yahoo just needs to hire employees with better spelling or typing skills. You think if someone was going to try and scam you they would at least try to make it look legitimate. |
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