2007-10-12, 11:31 | Link #1123 |
You can reach for my hand
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Well, nothing much..
Here goes: ---------------- 3 girls asked their dad's permission to go on dates.. Girl1: Dad, I'm going out with PETE to EAT Girl2: I'm going out with LANCE to DANCE Girl3: I'm going out with CHUCK to... Dad: HELL NO!! YOU STAY HERE!! ---------------- one day, a buS driver waS offered a handfuL of peanutS by an oLd Lady, which he gratefuLLy munched up. the oLd Lady repeatedLy gave peanutS to the driver eight more timeS. but on the ninth time, the driver aSked the oLd Lady why She didn't eat the peanutS herSelf. the oLd Lady repLied that it waS not poSSible becauSe She had no teeth. "why then do you buy them?" the driver aSked, puzzled. the oLd Lady anSwered "i juSt Love d chocol8s around dem.Ü |
2007-10-12, 19:11 | Link #1127 |
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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lol. That last one reminded me of this (at 1:30 in)
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2007-10-12, 19:58 | Link #1128 | |
Spellcaster
Artist
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Ride Attendant: "...And 2 quid extra if he doesn't bring the ring back" Parent: "Is that likely?" Ride Attendant: "Uhhh........yah." |
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2007-10-13, 07:47 | Link #1129 | |
We want chicken tonight
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Melbourne - Australia
Age: 33
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2007-10-13, 08:09 | Link #1130 | ||
Yoroshiku
Graphic Designer
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Got that right! ^_^
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2007-10-13, 08:29 | Link #1131 | |
We want chicken tonight
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Melbourne - Australia
Age: 33
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2007-10-13, 13:20 | Link #1135 |
Tsundere Killer
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You know one of my favorite phenomenon jokes would be, "Chuck Norris Facts". Here're some of my favorites that I found and mind you, I laugh at each and everyone of them:
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate. I made some myself. Keep in mind these are my originals: Spoiler for My original Chuck Norris Facts:
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