2009-05-20, 09:16 | Link #303 |
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: In Maya world, where all is 3D and everything crashes
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Citizen Kane, it is the worst movie that I have ever seen but also the best movie ever in technique and ending but at the same time it was because of the ending that I find it at the same time the worst movie ever
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2009-06-09, 10:24 | Link #304 |
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Mortuary : D
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I used to enjoy watching Ray and I misread James as Smith . I was like wow , how come I never heard of this Kevin Smith and Ray Romano, thats a treat . Through out the 90 odd minutes I was waiting for Kevin Smith to appear as it didn't seem like his direction ( and I have seen Chasing Amy).
The movie was one big of a SnoreFest why would they make ray be serious . Most comedians do serious stuff when they have established themselves . this was a shocker the plot itself was boring . It was inspired by Pulp Fiction in a bad bad way . The movie goes by Grilled . If not the worst one of the bad movies seen in a while
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2009-06-09, 11:05 | Link #305 |
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Athens (GMT+2)
Age: 35
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Lars and his girlfriend, THE worst movie ever made, it's supposedly a comedy but it turns out to be a lame, lukewarm drama...thing. If there's anything worse than that, please let me know, so that I never set my eyes on it!
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2009-06-10, 07:18 | Link #307 |
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: East Asian
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My take:
A movie about Aleister Crowley, yeah it was some made up film, but it was really demonizing the Beast. lol Tsk and stupid plot too. Pointless nudity and pointless "horror", which was really shocking. *rolls eyes* Film makers make great films if they don't poke on "realistic" films or borrowing elements from real figures, but films that edge over real matters. Tsk, when will B film makers ever realize that they shouldn't go so Hollywood, if they do, they go downhill with the numbskull moviegoers who love their work. /gripe gripe |
2009-06-11, 01:35 | Link #309 |
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Netherrealm, thinking who to betray next...
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Don't remember the title exactly but it was a movie "poarody" of 300. (A crazy movie of Sparta or something like that)
Really bad jokes, bad acting, couldn't resist more than 15 minutes watching. -_-;
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2009-06-11, 01:53 | Link #310 | |
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: North Carolina, USA
Age: 34
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^Meet the Spartans.
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Disney may cater to kids but they're still in the entertainment business. Last edited by Dilla; 2009-06-11 at 02:26. |
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2009-06-16, 12:07 | Link #312 |
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Mortuary : D
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Flesh Gordon 2
Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders I watched this movie knowing what to expect as had seen the first one . But even for a B grade movie this one manages to reach all time low . The jokes are super lame to begin with and innuendos are just gross . I just stopped watching at peaks of bosom scene as it just got unbearable =/
This is one of the few movies where I could design better special effects with an aluminum foil and spray paint aged 10
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2009-06-18, 02:55 | Link #314 | |
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Hence... Saw 2 "Oh sure, the mean, sweaty musclebound tattoed drug-dealer who pushed a helpless girl into a pit of needles just had to be a Hispanic!! It would have been just as realistic, and not one bit less convincing to have a mean musclebound WHITE drug dealer, but that would require THINKING to write, wouldn't it?"
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2009-06-18, 07:28 | Link #315 |
Let's Puppystyle!
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Best Place In The WORLD
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watched blood plus the last vampire (the real actors) and it was absolute DONKEY CRAP. it was SO bad i had a headache leaving the theater. Made my day really crummy. IT was just so bad it's not even funny. No plot, just a big mess. don't watch it no matter what!
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2009-06-18, 07:36 | Link #316 |
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Living on a remote island somewhere in the South Pacific
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Death Nurse 1 & 2... both made in 1988...
While alot of people consider both movies to be low budget... I think its NO BUDGET!!! The acting for both movies are terrible and the plot (if you can call it that) makes no sense at all! Its hard for me to describe how bad both movies are. You need to see it for yourself. |
2009-06-18, 07:59 | Link #317 |
Me, An Intellectual
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: UK
Age: 33
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I'm surprised no one has mentioned Gymkata.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gTkUcXGF_Q As someone who absolutely loves the martial arts film genre this is an absolutely dire film, for me. |
2009-06-18, 09:20 | Link #318 | |
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Location: In Maya world, where all is 3D and everything crashes
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also I saw Tokyo Gore Police at the store D: saw the trailer damn it looks awfull |
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2009-06-18, 12:45 | Link #319 | |
Hack of all trades
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Michigan
Age: 36
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It really was awful, too, especially with the terrible English dub. The whole thing basically violated all rules of good taste, script writing, acting, and it is quite possibly the worst movie I've ever seen. That being said, it was still a lot of fun to watch (the random PSAs for the fictional Tokyo police forces were especially good), and was truly awesome in it's awfulness. I enjoyed it in the same way that I liked "The Machine Girl" (the director of "Tokyo Gore Police" had a character part in this film as well). What can I say? I've always enjoyed watching really bad movies. Last edited by Neat Hedgehog; 2009-06-26 at 22:21. |
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2009-06-18, 12:53 | Link #320 | |
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that ought to be a dream for some people D: |
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