2008-10-03, 13:38
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2008-10-03, 13:49
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カカシ
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: London
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Ichigo: Why do you always have your hands in your pockets!?
Ulquiorra: To control my urges. Ichigo: Huh! Ulquiorra: lol j/k draw. Ichigo: What? Ulquiorra: As in take out your gun. Ichigo: I only have a sword. Ulquiorra: In Mexico we use guns. Ichigo: But this is Hueco Mundo! Ulquiorra: What's the difference? |
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2008-10-04, 13:58
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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Urahara Kisuke:
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2008-10-04, 15:35
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Member of DOLLARS
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: In the magical land of Moonswell pass
Age: 28
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Ichigo: *garganta takes him to a Hueco Mundo Taco Bell* ULQUIORRA IS THAT YOU?!
Ulquiorra: Ichigo? What are you doing here?! Ichigo: Looking for Orihime, you seen her? Ulquiorra: Sorry, Aizen said I can't tell you anything unless you place an order Ichigo: Fine I'll have a large taco Ulquiorra: Would you like a drink with that? Ichigo: Yes Ulquiorra: What drink? Ichigo: Can we just fight and get this over with? Ulquiorra: YES! GOD YES!!
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2008-10-04, 15:55
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Optimus Prime
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Japan/Canada
Age: 39
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2008-10-07, 02:00
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Affably Evil
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Hammerspace or Australia, I forget which
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Byakuya: BANKAI Senbonzakura Kageyoshi
Ichigo: Ooh... pretty. Byakuya: BANKAI Senbonzakura Kageyoshi Ichigo: You call that a Bankai? Now this is a Bankai... Byakuya: That's not a Bankai, that's a spoon. Ichigo: Oh, I see you've played Bankai-spooney before.
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2008-10-07, 02:51
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Philippines
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Mayuri: Nemu you're so awesome my daughter
Kon: I hate boobies. YUCK! Ulquiorra: *smiles* Wonderweiss: A chemical reaction is a process that always results in the interconversion of chemical substances. The substance or substances initially involved in a chemical reaction are called reactants. Tousen: Ahhh what a beautiful day. So sunny... |
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2008-10-08, 06:15
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Affably Evil
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Hammerspace or Australia, I forget which
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Orihime: Ghostbusters!
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2008-10-08, 14:26
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HI, BILLY MAYS HERE
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: The 502
Age: 35
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Ichigo: (After the end of episode 189) Whoa, that was a really bad dream I just had!
Orihime: No, it wasn't a dream! Ichigo: Than what happened?! Grimmjow: I spiked you before we had our little fight, hoping it would give me the advantage, but it didn't work out... Nnoritra: Now it's my turn to fight Ichigo! Ichigo: Wait, this is a nightmare too, right?!
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2008-10-08, 19:01
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Currently stalking, Evil Rick, Larthak, Malin, Kholdstare, lv23, as always Endrance.anafewothrs
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2008-10-09, 01:40
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Schwing!
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Central Texas
Age: 39
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2008-10-09, 05:09
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Affably Evil
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Hammerspace or Australia, I forget which
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Marechiyo Ōmaeda: Does this Shinigami uniform make me look fat?
Soi Fon: No it doesn't. The fact that you're fat makes you look fat. That uniform just makes you look black. Ichigo: BANKAI! Dramatic Look Gopher GJ: Ughh! Bastard, you got me. Byakuya's after being defeated in a fight: Tell Rukia I... I said hi. What Yoruichi does on her day off
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2008-10-10, 14:03
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Member of DOLLARS
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: In the magical land of Moonswell pass
Age: 28
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Omaeda: You guys will take me seriously after you see my bankai....I'll have it supersized (release command) Gegetsuburi...BANKAI!
-smoke clears- Soi Fon: Is that a chicken MacSandwhich with spikes sticking out Omaeda: Nooo....it's a big mac...
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2008-10-11, 03:22
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Affably Evil
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Hammerspace or Australia, I forget which
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Ishida: LEAVE HER ALONE! You're lucky she even performed for you, bastards! LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! She's a human being. Please... *sob*
Tousen: ♫♪ Chocolate Rain. History quickly crashing through your veins. Chocolate Rain [I move away from the mic to breathe in] ♫♪ Aizen: Now for my master plan to come to fruition. I'll take a potato chip... and eat it! Quote:
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2008-10-13, 14:10
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Member of DOLLARS
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: In the magical land of Moonswell pass
Age: 28
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Omaeda: I am going on a diet I swear it!
SoiFon: What does your diet consist of? Omaeda: 5 big macs and 5 portions of large chips SoiFon: Wow you are cutting back, big time.... Omaeda: CRUSH GEGETSUB-*heart attack* I can't feel my left side....*drops* SoiFon: Remember kids if you don't exercise and eat well then that could happen to...YOU...Public Service Annoucements...The more you know
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2008-10-14, 01:34
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Affably Evil
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Hammerspace or Australia, I forget which
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Ichimaru: It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
Aizen: Gin, who are you talking to? Ichimaru: No one. Breakfast at the Kurosakis [Toast pops out of the toaster] Ichigo: Ah, Hollow! Getsuga Tenshō!!! Rukia: Um Ichigo, isn't that just toast? Ichigo: This time it was toast, Rukia. This time... The next morning [Isshin walks into the room] Isshin: Good morning. Rukia: Um Ichigo, what is your father wearing? Ichigo: Dammit Dad, not again. How many times do I have to say it. You are just a normal doctor... you are not Dr. McNinja
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