2012-07-05, 09:41 | Link #81 | |
The Lost Lamb
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: in Darkness
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and we are partners in crime with this one
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2012-07-05, 11:26 | Link #83 |
~Official Slacker~
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Xanadu
Age: 29
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9 times in total~
1 which I don't know is an actual crime or not. Is hit a trash can when I started driving in Driver's Ed But in all honesty, I don't know if I committed crimes or not. I do know one crime which I really regret. But I'm not sure about others.
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2012-07-05, 11:29 | Link #84 | |
formerly ogon bat
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Mexico
Age: 53
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2012-07-05, 12:21 | Link #87 |
Megane girl fan
Join Date: May 2011
Location: Diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Age: 55
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Well let's see:
Endless "Wanted" Soul
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2012-07-05, 14:27 | Link #88 |
The Voice of Reason
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: The Netherlands
Age: 47
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- Shoplifting. Quite a lot of it, too. Never anything big, but enough to be arrested for and detained in a police cell for a while.
- Vandalism. A friend and me used to throw chairs from a local restaurant into the sea. Needless to say, they were not amused. We managed to get of with a warning. - Attempted murder, at the tender age of 10. A boy in elementary school annoyed me so much, that I blew my fuse and started choking him. Good thing the school principal was there to pry me off him, else things could have turned out very bad. I don't know what punishment I received for that, though. And of course, the most heinous crime of all: copyright infringement, aka digital piracy.
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2012-07-05, 15:54 | Link #90 |
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Join Date: Dec 2008
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When I was a little kid, we had hunters that had built their hunt-house in a field. We (me and my kid-friends) disliked hunting, especially as this hunt-house was far too close to actual habitations, so we kind of ruined it (some other kids actually put fire to it some years later, though THAT was pretty insane ; some years later, it was demolished, because well it WAS far too close to habitations).
When I was around 17-18, I did a little bit of shoplifting (nothing big, a few comics, a few books and one time some "adult" CD). Somehow, after turning 19, I felt bad about it and swore to stop (and did). The usual road-related offenses (jaywalking, moderate speeding, parking my car without paying, etc.). All minor though (never drank, never high-speed when there was any car in a radius of 1 km, etc., as a former biker I'm VERY aware that the road isn't a playground and you can KILL and BE KILLED here just because some idiot is acting like a child). The usual computer stuff, that I still shamelessly do. I dutifully buy every single game that I feel worth it afterward, and the industry is moving more and more toward greedy schemes and abusive DRM, so I'm clearly not feel any single bit of guilt about it. I think the worst I've ever made was to purposedly tear up the side mirror of a driver that nearly killed me, and basically send me off with a wave after I pointed that to her. Despite all her following shouts and threats, I never heard anything from the police about it, so I guess she was well aware that she had much more to lose about it than me. |
2012-07-06, 00:34 | Link #96 |
Anime Cynic
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: USA
Age: 35
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If each file I've illegally downloaded counts, I've got thousands.
Beyond that, here are the ones I can think of: I ran a red light twice (late at night and my brain decides it's a stop sign, so I stop, look both ways, and keep driving). I didn't report a collision I was in despite there being more than 1000 dollars worth of damage to the vehicles. I speed quite a bit. I've parked without a permit. I'm sure I've done other illegal things, but right now, it looks like if you can keep me away from a car and a computer, I'll be clean.
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2012-07-06, 06:38 | Link #97 |
The Lost Lamb
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: in Darkness
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^ah , that reminds me, i speed a lot too when ever i drive ,i drive many times at a speed of 40 mph, and if i analyse my driving then till now i might have gotten all kinds of traffic infractions there are
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2012-07-06, 06:58 | Link #98 |
The Undead Summoner
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: The Philippine Islands
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I'm a master shoplifter once, and I had a "GODLIKE streak;" until, as they say, "hot streaks must come to an end". I got caught red-handed by a guard on a supermarket I almost victimized and got "blotter-ed" to barangay authorities... but that was a thing of the past.
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2012-07-06, 15:28 | Link #99 |
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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There's the usual torrenting, riding on trains without a ticket, drawing graffiti, and once I even ate and ran at a restaurant. :P
On an unrelated and completely hypothetical note, holding on to my granddad's stash of ww2 weapons would be a crime, wouldn't it? Of course I'm not doing such things, at least as far as anyone inclined to report such a thing to the police is concerned.
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