2012-02-12, 16:51 | Link #13723 |
思想工作
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Vereinigte Staaten
Age: 31
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A Russian guy finds a genie in a bottle and rubs it to let the genie out.
"Thanks for letting me out!" says the genie. "How would you like the opportunity to become a Hero of the Soviet Union?" he asks as an afterthought. The Russian readily agrees. He is enveloped in a white mist, and everything disappears. When the mist fades, he finds himself in a war-torn field and wearing a military uniform, the sounds of battle all about. Around him he sees eight German tanks, and in his pack he finds eight hand grenades. |
2012-02-13, 06:08 | Link #13736 | |
Ha ha ha ha ha...
Graphic Designer
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Right behind you.
Age: 35
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But the "23 is the right age to get married" thing made me feel... old. *looks at Age under the username*
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2012-02-13, 07:59 | Link #13739 | |
Underweight Food Hoarder
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^ LOL that's so funny and true, and unexpected from an 8 year old. Why are some of these kids so damn smart. |
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