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Endless Soul · 2011-12-21, 16:14

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Originally Posted by ganbaru

Daggers hidden in book at Reagan Airport
http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...12-20-22-48-38

Does that page say "Chapter 2: Ninja Equipment"?

ganbaru · 2011-12-21, 17:37

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Originally Posted by Endless Soul

Does that page say "Chapter 2: Ninja Equipment"?

Yes, what I wonder is what is titre of the book

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Marcus H. · 2011-12-21, 21:04

^ The Art of War, perhaps?

Xellos-_^ · 2011-12-21, 22:44

Ninja Scroll?

sa547 · 2011-12-22, 02:21

This qualifies as the silliest news of the day, as the local CBCP has added yet another scapegoat that tries to "steal" away the faithful: Angry Birds.

RRW · 2011-12-22, 03:31

Who · 2011-12-22, 04:04

Now, the actual news story behind this is not so funny, and people believing this in that particular region out of fear or actual brainwashing isn't either, but here:

http://a.asset.soup.io/asset/2661/1594_7dbc_500.jpeg

Mr Hat and Clogs · 2011-12-22, 05:53

Sith Lord Attacks Customers in Toys "R" Us

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A 33-year-old man faces charges after giving into the dark side in his local Toys "R" Us.

Police were called to the Toys "R" Us store in Hayden Island, Portland, last Thursday, after a witness reported one David Allen Canterbury was attacking customers with "Star Wars"-style weapons. According to a Portland Police spokesman, by the time officers arrived on the scene Darth Canterbury had exited the store, a blue toy-lightsaber in each hand.

Officers attempted to arrest Canterbury in the store car-park, but he kept on trying to hit them with his lightsabers. Two of them foolishly tried to taze the crazed Sith Lord; one tazer failed to fire and Canterbury used one of his lightsabers to deflect the second. An elegant weapon for a more civilized age, indeed.

Eventually, the police managed to wrestle Canterbury to the ground and arrest him, before shipping him off to a nearby hospital for a mental evaluation. He'll likely face charges of disorderly conduct, theft, assault, resisting arrest and interfering with a police officer.

Thankfully, none of the people Canterbury attacked needed medical attention.

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Canterbury used one of his lightsabers to deflect the second (taser).

A somewhat mundane story takes a turn for the hilariously awesome.

ganbaru · 2011-12-22, 06:18

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Originally Posted by Who

Now, the actual news story behind this is not so funny, and people believing this in that particular region out of fear or actual brainwashing isn't either, but here:

http://a.asset.soup.io/asset/2661/1594_7dbc_500.jpeg

How do North Korea public is supposed to know Nike, they probably don't have acces to Nike product ?

sneaker · 2011-12-22, 07:53

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Originally Posted by ganbaru

How do North Korea public is supposed to know Nike, they probably don't have acces to Nike product ?

That was just a joke and therefore it belongs in the "A Laugh A Day" thread, not in this one.

SaintessHeart · 2011-12-22, 07:58

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Originally Posted by Mr Hat and Clogs

Sith Lord Attacks Customers in Toys "R" Us

A somewhat mundane story takes a turn for the hilariously awesome.

And he is using dual sabers.

Ascaloth · 2011-12-22, 08:29

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Originally Posted by Mr Hat and Clogs

Sith Lord Attacks Customers in Toys "R" Us

A somewhat mundane story takes a turn for the hilariously awesome.

The Dark Side of the Force is strong in this one.

andyjay729 · 2011-12-22, 09:02

http://news.yahoo.com/nkorea-cites-m...035745165.html

This is obviously a sad time for the people of North Korea. So it's nice to see that they're still as crazy and impressionable as ever.

MeoTwister5 · 2011-12-22, 09:26

At least he didn't try to mind trick the police, no?

Paranoid Android · 2011-12-22, 09:35

He was born during A DOUBLE RAINBOW... It's a shame that the North Koreans don't associate homosexuality with rainbows.

It makes me very sad knowing that they all became very sad knowing that their dear tyrant died. (Re-worded for extra awkwardness).

You know, that 'story' of Kim's birth is very much like another 'glorious' political leader.

I can totally see these two hanging out at a bar if they weren't pointing nuclear weapons at each other.

Kamui4356 · 2011-12-22, 09:41

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Originally Posted by Mr Hat and Clogs

Sith Lord Attacks Customers in Toys "R" Us

A somewhat mundane story takes a turn for the hilariously awesome.

Just his luck the cops were Jedi. The media should be ashamed for leaving out the account of the lightsaber dual that surely took place.

Anh_Minh · 2011-12-22, 09:45

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Canterbury used one of his lightsabers to deflect the second (taser).

Does that count as using a lightsaber to parry an attack of (Police) Force Lightning?

Mr Hat and Clogs · 2011-12-22, 09:58

Yeah, I think they had it all wrong, he was dual wielding two blue sabers, so clearly that means he was the jedi and the police are the Sith with their lightnings...

/gasp, the Sith Empire already exists!

MrTerrorist · 2011-12-22, 10:34

Twins born in Brazil with two heads, one heart
Conjoined twins have been born in Brazil with two heads, two functioning brains and two backbones - but a single heart.

Paranoid Android · 2011-12-22, 13:21

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Originally Posted by MrTerrorist

Twins born in Brazil with two heads, one heart
Conjoined twins have been born in Brazil with two heads, two functioning brains and two backbones - but a single heart.

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Originally Posted by Photo Captions

'Jesus and Emanuel share a heart'

AWW, that's kind of cute pun with a terrible literal meaning.

Hope they can grow up with a happy life. There's nothing in medical science that can split them apart without fatal results.

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2011-12-21, 22:44	Link #6144
Xellos-_^ Not Enough Sleep Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: R'lyeh Age: 48	Ninja Scroll? __________________

2011-12-22, 02:21	Link #6145
sa547 Senior Member Author Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Philippines Age: 47	This qualifies as the silliest news of the day, as the local CBCP has added yet another scapegoat that tries to "steal" away the faithful: Angry Birds. __________________

2011-12-22, 09:26	Link #6154
MeoTwister5 Komrades of Kitamura Kou Join Date: Jul 2004 Age: 39	At least he didn't try to mind trick the police, no? __________________ Medical Student vs. Anime Last Exile - Fam the Silver Wing -

2011-12-22, 09:35	Link #6155
Paranoid Android Underweight Food Hoarder Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: Kitch-Water and T.O., Canada Age: 32	He was born during A DOUBLE RAINBOW... It's a shame that the North Koreans don't associate homosexuality with rainbows. It makes me very sad knowing that they all became very sad knowing that their dear tyrant died. (Re-worded for extra awkwardness). You know, that 'story' of Kim's birth is very much like another 'glorious' political leader. <p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/2bqEn8AXzJ4">watch on YouTube</a>.</p> I can totally see these two hanging out at a bar if they weren't pointing nuclear weapons at each other.

2011-12-22, 04:04	Link #6147
Who Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: NY, USA Age: 33	Now, the actual news story behind this is not so funny, and people believing this in that particular region out of fear or actual brainwashing isn't either, but here: http://a.asset.soup.io/asset/2661/1594_7dbc_500.jpeg

2011-12-22, 09:02	Link #6153
andyjay729 YOU EEDIOT!!! Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: I'm right behind you Age: 41	http://news.yahoo.com/nkorea-cites-m...035745165.html This is obviously a sad time for the people of North Korea. So it's nice to see that they're still as crazy and impressionable as ever.

2011-12-22, 09:58	Link #6158
Mr Hat and Clogs Did someone call a doctor Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 40	Yeah, I think they had it all wrong, he was dual wielding two blue sabers, so clearly that means he was the jedi and the police are the Sith with their lightnings... /gasp, the Sith Empire already exists! __________________

2011-12-22, 10:34	Link #6159
MrTerrorist Takao Tsundere Cruiser Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Classified	Twins born in Brazil with two heads, one heart Conjoined twins have been born in Brazil with two heads, two functioning brains and two backbones - but a single heart. __________________