[Game] Umineko - Spoilers, Theories, Interpretations

[Darklas]

NOOOOOOO! No Beato-Burgers pleaasee!!! ><

Spoiler for =.=:

Looks like Battler's flipping the chessboard. Literally.

[Tomoya-kun]

Originally Posted by Hareoic

Beatrice is love. She'll be back, I'm sure of it. Hanyuu, make it happen!

I sure hope so!! Please do Hanyuu!

[blitz1/2]

Originally Posted by Hareoic

I think it's because he's using the wrong type of link for imageshack (as in you're not supposed to have an /i/ there or something )

Here, I fixed it for ya:

Spoiler for Oh dear:

I really hope they didn't say anything lame about there being Beatoburgers, it's just too cruel T_T

I would like to order one Beato burger please.

hey, if we had Ange burgers, maybe some Beato fries/burgers would be pleasant.

[TsundereCake]

Originally Posted by blitz1/2

I would like to order one Beato burger please.

hey, if we had Ange burgers, maybe some Beato fries/burgers would be pleasant.

You're horrible :< Can't you see I'm turning emo over here oAo

[Tomoya-kun]

Originally Posted by blitz1/2

I would like to order one Beato burger please.

hey, if we had Ange burgers, maybe some Beato fries/burgers would be pleasant.

WAAAAAAAAAAAH!! No! Bad Beato Burger! Bad Beato Fries! They're BAAAAAAAAAAAAD! :'(

[Hareoic]

*really just wants to see a Hanyuu-witch*

Spoiler for But after that:

Serious pwnage begins. I mean it, it's not just Battler fighting them, it's also Ronove, Gaap, Virgilia, and the stakes. I believe they all staked Erika at one point.

By the way, how many characters does this make now?

[Tomoya-kun]

I hope that Episode 6 is called "Return of the Golden Witch". *prays for that to be the title*

[Hareoic]

Originally Posted by Ultimate Rena Fan

I hope that Episode 6 is called "Return of the Golden Witch". *prays for that to be the title*

Nah, the game apparently announced the next time:

Oddly enough, I'd guessed that would be one of the titles, but I thought it'd be the last game.

[Marion]

Originally Posted by Hareoic

Nah, the game apparently announced the next time:

Oddly enough, I'd guessed that would be one of the titles, but I thought it'd be the last game.

Nah. I think that's just Bern, Ericka and Lambda trolling us because they think they so ~amazing~

[Tomoya-kun]

Originally Posted by Marion

Nah. I think that's just Bern, Ericka and Lambda trolling us because they think they so ~amazing~

So there is still hope? :3

[Escargotage]

Originally Posted by Marion

Nah. I think that's just Bern, Ericka and Lambda trolling us because they think they so ~amazing~

ic wut u did thar.

Also, involving the whole..

Spoiler for ep5:

Beato dying thing, does this happen in the tea party or the ??? or before all of that?

[Cruor]

Originally Posted by Hareoic

*really just wants to see a Hanyuu-witch*

Spoiler for But after that:

Serious pwnage begins. I mean it, it's not just Battler fighting them, it's also Ronove, Gaap, Virgilia, and the stakes. I believe they all staked Erika at one point.

By the way, how many characters does this make now?

While dreamenddischarger is playing.

[Hareoic]

Originally Posted by Ultimate Rena Fan

WAAAAAAAAAAAH!! No! Bad Beato Burger! Bad Beato Fries! They're BAAAAAAAAAAAAD! :'(

Spoiler for Going to hell and being chewed apart by demons for this:

Why not? It goes well with the rest of the Witchy Meal, which includes an Eva's Tongue Salad, a choice of drink (go for Bloody Krauss!), an Angieburger or Fried Rudolf's Face Skin Pie. And for desert, you can have either freshly baked Maria Apple Pie or a package of Sakutoreos.
You even get a free Rosa with every meal!

@Marion, I'm pretty sure it happened before the tea party, during the final chapter of the game.

[Escargotage]

Originally Posted by Hareoic

Spoiler for Going to hell and being chewed apart by demons for this:

Why not? It goes well with the rest of the Witchy Meal, which includes an Eva's Tongue Salad, a choice of drink (go for Bloody Krauss!), an Angieburger or Fried Rudolf's Face Skin Pie. And for desert, you can have either freshly baked Maria Apple Pie or a package of Sakutoreos.

@Marion, I'm pretty sure it happened before the tea party, during the final chapter of the game.

ba-dum pssh.

p.s. i'm not marion, but thanks for the answer.

[Tomoya-kun]

Originally Posted by Hareoic

Spoiler for Going to hell and being chewed apart by demons for this:

Why not? It goes well with the rest of the Witchy Meal, which includes an Eva's Tongue Salad, a choice of drink (go for Bloody Krauss!), an Angieburger or Fried Rudolf's Face Skin Pie. And for desert, you can have either freshly baked Maria Apple Pie or a package of Sakutoreos.

KYAAAA! STOP IT! STOP IT! WAAAAAAAAAH! *runs away crying*

[Hareoic]

Originally Posted by Escargotage

ba-dum pssh.

p.s. i'm not marion, but thanks for the answer.

*facepalm*
That's a good sign that I've been up too late tonight. Sorry about that.

[Marion]

Spoiler for EP 5:

Even then, I don't think the next title is Checkmate of the Golden Witch. It sounds silly, because they already killed Beato pretty much :v

As far as this game goes I'm a little miffed honestly. Not even at Erika. Just at lack of development in pre-existing characters. I find it hilarious that we're raging about Erika and Bern and Lambda when at the same time we still have no idea what Battler's sin is, nor do we get many hints in the game about it. What the hell.

Honestly next episode I demand a Rudolf-Kyrie-Asumu centric arc. This way we can finally get a more general idea of what kind of character Asumu is and maybe clues on Battler's sin. Inserting a million new characters is nice and all, but seriously when will enough be enough Ryukishi. This cast is going to be bigger than the Touhou cast by the time the series ends.

/rant

[Cinnamon Doll]

Originally Posted by Ultimate Rena Fan

KYAAAA! STOP IT! STOP IT! WAAAAAAAAAH! *runs away crying*

hahahahahahahhahaha!!! dont cry...dont believe in fake....

[Tyabann]

Originally Posted by Marion

As far as this game goes I'm a little miffed honestly. Not even at Erika. Just at lack of development in pre-existing characters. I find it hilarious that we're raging about Erika and Bern and Lambda when at the same time we still have no idea what Battler's sin is, nor do we get many hints in the game about it. What the hell.

What, you expected them to?

This ain't the final arc. Ryukishi wants people guessing until the end.

[Hareoic]

Originally Posted by Marion

Spoiler for EP 5:

Even then, I don't think the next title is Checkmate of the Golden Witch. It sounds silly, because they already killed Beato pretty much :v

As far as this game goes I'm a little miffed honestly. Not even at Erika. Just at lack of development in pre-existing characters. I find it hilarious that we're raging about Erika and Bern and Lambda when at the same time we still have no idea what Battler's sin is, nor do we get many hints in the game about it. What the hell.

Honestly next episode I demand a Rudolf-Kyrie-Asumu centric arc. This way we can finally get a more general idea of what kind of character Asumu is and maybe clues on Battler's sin. Inserting a million new characters is nice and all, but seriously when will enough be enough Ryukishi. This cast is going to be bigger than the Touhou cast by the time the series ends.

/rant

I thought of it this way: Bern and Lambda hijacked the story like kids interrupting somebody in order to share what they think happens next, and went out of their way to deus ex machina all the unresolved issues and plotholes that kept a side from winning. Therefore they gave absolutely no regard to the story and characters themselves as they were just rushing to get it done. (this plus the liberal use of red truth makes me doubt that any of those red truths apply to other games, maybe even if they were explicitly stated to do so)

Battler, of course, is pissed because they're acting like children and not taking it seriously, and epic asskicking ensues.