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2009-01-23, 11:40 | Link #3485 |
Gundam Boobs and Boom FTW
Join Date: Dec 2005
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This is all purportedly Will Rogers' advice. It's as good today as it was back in the 1930's....
1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco. 2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. 3. There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works. 4. Never miss a good chance to shut up. 5. Always drink upstream from the herd. 6 . If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging. 7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. 8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves. 9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. 10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. 11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. 12 After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut. |
2009-01-23, 14:22 | Link #3487 |
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: PMB Headquarters
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http://uk.reuters.com/news/video?videoId=97026
Noah's Ark has been discovered off the coast of Peru. Honestly, I thought this was the real Noah's Ark, but then I realized something wasn't right... (laugh) |
2009-01-24, 10:42 | Link #3489 |
Kira_Naruto, the ecchi
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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So random.. the jokes will be clear to all that frequent niconico, since these are their meme's collection.. slightly NSFW yaranaika jokes .. so beware.
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2009-01-29, 02:29 | Link #3500 |
♪♫ Maya Iincho ♩♬
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It's a real product, Solafighter. It's one of those item from "As Seen on TV"
I do not get it. ~~~Ya can laugh at this while I go sleep. Ar tonelico: Melody of Elemia - Biggest Innuendo in Gaming History
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