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Old 2009-01-09, 10:47   Link #3421
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here's one of the oldest japanese prank video i know.

(i like the 2 boulder parts ^^)



omfg lol rofl :d
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Old 2009-01-10, 04:18   Link #3422
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Hahaha



It's scary, but funny at the same time x)
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Old 2009-01-10, 13:32   Link #3423
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I was wondering what he was trying to do the first time I saw this pic.
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Old 2009-01-10, 21:37   Link #3424
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Texas Survivor

Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do a series entitled, 'Survivor-Texas Style.'

The contestants will all start in Dallas;

then drive to Waco; Austin; San Antonio;
over to Houston and down to Brownsville.

They will then proceed up to Del Rio; El Paso; Midland; Odessa; Lubbock and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene;

Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas.

Each contestant will be driving a pink Volvo

with bumper stickers that read:

"I'm Gay" – "I Love the Dixie Chicks" – "Boycott Beef" – "OBAMA 08" –

"George Strait Sucks" – "I'm here to confiscate your gun!"

The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins!!
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Old 2009-01-10, 21:43   Link #3425
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For those who are familiar with Japanese conbini's (convenience store) this will prove to be a laugh of recognition for you.
Bonus if you're a Final Fantasy Fan


This is the smash bro's version, same song, different montage, no subs, but if you watched the FF version, you'll understand the tune.
Enjoy
Spoiler for Smash Bros Version:
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Old 2009-01-11, 17:46   Link #3426
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Muaahaaa.
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Old 2009-01-11, 18:02   Link #3427
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Kanji for "erect":

Read: powerful mouth makes "tree" stand erect. Japanese are geniuses!
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Old 2009-01-11, 19:03   Link #3428
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Seriously, not sure how you find slititng wrists to be funny, let alone confirm and post the 'right way' to go about it. No form of physical self harm should be taken in jest, (short of using yourself as an example if you must joke about it). But I could have done without knowing that it's not 'horizontlly' but 'vertically' to what? Maximise the amount of veins we can slit open? Gee thanks, I'll be off to buy my razor then.
Do we also get a bonus picture and diagram of how to successfully go about posioning ourselves with carbon monoxide using a car in a garage too?

Of course if people think I need to lighten up and could possibly explain the humour of posting pics with implications, direct and indirect to slitting wrists, I'd love to hear it, really I would, cause last time I checked, the reality is far from funny.
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Old 2009-01-11, 19:32   Link #3429
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Actually, I winced after looking at that picture and imagining my wrist getting slit. Owwwwch...
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Old 2009-01-11, 20:08   Link #3430
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Actually slitting your wrists is really stupid if you're trying to hurt yourself. You most likely will end up cutting the tendons, then there goes finger control. Then you can't cut yourself anymore.
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Old 2009-01-11, 20:17   Link #3431
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I saw this on TV yesterday! (Saturday's boooooring)

Simple and brief infomercial.
It was great but he said something that sounded funny for my ears...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPKtBM99kAc
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Old 2009-01-11, 20:38   Link #3432
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Must watch this to fully understand it



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Old 2009-01-11, 20:44   Link #3433
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Must watch this to fully understand it

Spoiler for image:
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I just gotta say one thing who's bad ........
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Old 2009-01-11, 22:39   Link #3434
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Seriously, not sure how you find slititng wrists to be funny, let alone confirm and post the 'right way' to go about it. No form of physical self harm should be taken in jest, (short of using yourself as an example if you must joke about it). But I could have done without knowing that it's not 'horizontlly' but 'vertically' to what? Maximise the amount of veins we can slit open? Gee thanks, I'll be off to buy my razor then.
Do we also get a bonus picture and diagram of how to successfully go about posioning ourselves with carbon monoxide using a car in a garage too?

Of course if people think I need to lighten up and could possibly explain the humour of posting pics with implications, direct and indirect to slitting wrists, I'd love to hear it, really I would, cause last time I checked, the reality is far from funny.
The joke is that they're treating a subject like suicide with a little instructional poster that a cute easily and catchy catchphrase. The dissonance between form and content is the source of the humor.

Incidentally, from what I hear cutting the wrong way is pretty much impossible to die from, it just hurts. Although quite a few people do try to commit suicide like that, presumably to the relief of their families.
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Old 2009-01-11, 23:24   Link #3435
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Seriously, not sure how you find slititng wrists to be funny, let alone confirm and post the 'right way' to go about it. No form of physical self harm should be taken in jest, (short of using yourself as an example if you must joke about it). But I could have done without knowing that it's not 'horizontlly' but 'vertically' to what? Maximise the amount of veins we can slit open? Gee thanks, I'll be off to buy my razor then.
Do we also get a bonus picture and diagram of how to successfully go about posioning ourselves with carbon monoxide using a car in a garage too?

Of course if people think I need to lighten up and could possibly explain the humour of posting pics with implications, direct and indirect to slitting wrists, I'd love to hear it, really I would, cause last time I checked, the reality is far from funny.
I have to partialy agree with you, dark humor is not really for eveyone, and suicide is not a good subjec for joke.
The joke than started this was more about ''a idiot doing it all wrong''. The fact than the action was trying to kill itself had only a limited impact. But some of the following joke are less tastefull, more enphasing on the act itself.
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Old 2009-01-12, 02:56   Link #3436
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The wife of a wrestling



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Old 2009-01-12, 23:10   Link #3437
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SWAT TEAM ARRESTS TWO MEN FOR PLAYING PS3
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Old 2009-01-13, 00:32   Link #3438
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Epic lulz.
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Old 2009-01-13, 00:41   Link #3439
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Hell... now I'll turn the volume off when plaing Halo and Doom
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Old 2009-01-13, 01:07   Link #3440
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Top Six Signs You Are Watching Too Much Football
6. Only fresh air you've had this month is opening door for pizza guy
5. You refer to orange juice as FedEx orange juice
4. When wife finishes making dinner, you dump jug of Gatorade on her
3. You schedule an appointment to talk to your doctor about Andy Reid's cholesterol
2. When you go to McDonald's you insist on ordering the McNabb
1. Laura has to keep reminding you you're still president for two more weeks
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