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MUAHAHAHAHAHA · 2012-08-26, 15:18

A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!!
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

(scroll and keep reading!)

PLEASE NOTE:

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a “New Wives Store”
just across the street.

The 1st Floor has wives that are good in bed.

The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited!!

Xefi · 2012-08-26, 17:08

"MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS ARE FINE!"
Natsuki's Smile

YouTube

https://youtu.be/E3jlcQ7aLys

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Kirito · 2012-08-26, 17:44

Got I miss this show!

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https://youtu.be/YXD3p_SzdFI

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Sumeragi · 2012-08-26, 17:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyero Fox

I would pay almost anything to see you all in a room in RL. Just to bask in the awkward aura as everyone sat in a corner trying to not make eye contact. XD

How about we make a whisky and beer cocktail and make everyine drunk? Minors and non-driknkers of course.

Add in karaoke, and things should work out.

Rising Dragon · 2012-08-26, 17:51

Someone could just start mentioning otoutos and you'd very likely find out which one of you is SaintessHeart really damn quick.

SaintessHeart · 2012-08-26, 20:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rising Dragon

Someone could just start mentioning otoutos and you'd very likely find out which one of you is SaintessHeart really damn quick.

You mean lolis. Shotas would be shameless Sume-nee.

Rising Dragon · 2012-08-26, 20:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by SaintessHeart

You mean lolis. Shotas would be shameless Sume-nee.

No, I meant otoutos. Because we know if someone mentions them around you with Sumeragi potentially near you, you're going to panic. :V

SaintessHeart · 2012-08-26, 20:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rising Dragon

No, I meant otoutos. Because we know if someone mentions them around you with Sumeragi potentially near you, you're going to panic. :V

Nah I won't. I don't think she would openly engage in an incestous relationship with everyone around.

Sumeragi · 2012-08-26, 20:45

Are you sure, SaintessHeart-chan? I'll probably hug you and then force alcohol into your system.

Skane · 2012-08-26, 20:48

Somehow I have this image of a mama-grizzly hugging a screaming SaintessHeart. I find it amusing.

Cheers.

Ridwan · 2012-08-26, 21:04

Well, admittedly I was drunk last night....

Xefi · 2012-08-26, 21:11

"just listen to her nya nya for 10 minutes. you'll become a cat in no time!"

YouTube

https://youtu.be/4Sv3N8kcrL8

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or listen to him singings if you cant stand nya nya 10 min.

Spoiler:

JokerD · 2012-08-26, 21:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skane

Somehow I have this image of a mama-grizzly hugging a screaming SaintessHeart. I find it amusing.

Cheers.

Must remember to lock the doors of the room and upgrade the CCTV to full HD models with sound.

I'm sure the videos will entertain this thread for some time.

SaintessHeart · 2012-08-26, 22:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sumeragi

Are you sure, SaintessHeart-chan? I'll probably hug you and then force alcohol into your system.

You can't make me drunk! I'll still be sober enough to escape!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skane

Somehow I have this image of a mama-grizzly hugging a screaming SaintessHeart. I find it amusing.

Cheers.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JokerD

Must remember to lock the doors of the room and upgrade the CCTV to full HD models with sound.

I'm sure the videos will entertain this thread for some time.

You guys do know that distributing that kind of material is considered a criminal act here right?

Ridwan · 2012-08-26, 22:05

I'll be guarding the door

Ascaloth · 2012-08-26, 23:14

All this, and more, on the next episode of Animesuki no Nichijo! Stay tuned!

Xefi · 2012-08-26, 23:41

this rat is ready for FOOD COMBAT! nya ha haa!

"FOOD COMBAT!"

YouTube

https://youtu.be/zcjlhpSvst4

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NoemiChan · 2012-08-26, 23:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xefi

this rat is ready for FOOD COMBAT! nya ha haa!

That's tormenting.... Survival of the fitness!!!

Xefi · 2012-08-27, 00:10

^ lol...that rat is more fitter than me; it'll probably K.O. me in battle. :P

"this cat is angry"

can anyone translate what it's saying? i've no clue what it's saying..

Survival Strategy! ~moogle style~

YouTube

https://youtu.be/2HywXTyBWyM

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Ascaloth · 2012-08-27, 00:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xefi

"this cat is angry"

can anyone translate what it's saying? i've no clue what it's saying..

"Bakayaro~!", which means "stupid bastard" or something of the sort.

2012-08-26, 15:18	Link #19441
MUAHAHAHAHAHA Hail the power of Fujoshi Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: hahahahahahahahaha Age: 35	A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. 'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework. 'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!! Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. (scroll and keep reading!) PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a “New Wives Store” just across the street. The 1st Floor has wives that are good in bed. The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited!! __________________ A politically ignorant person who embraces only hedonism as the main philosophical doctrine. Old stuff but just a reminder that butthurt report form is here to help

2012-08-26, 17:08	Link #19442
Xefi 癸亥 (guǐhài) Graphic Designer Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ Age: 40	"MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS ARE FINE!" Natsuki's Smile YouTube https://youtu.be/E3jlcQ7aLys Sorry; dynamic content not loaded. Reload? __________________ X.E.F.I.

2012-08-26, 17:44	Link #19443
Kirito Enjoying Snack Time! Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Where It's Legal to Marry Clara and Alice Age: 35	Got I miss this show! YouTube https://youtu.be/YXD3p_SzdFI Sorry; dynamic content not loaded. Reload? __________________

2012-08-26, 17:51	Link #19445
Rising Dragon Goat Herder Author Join Date: Jun 2008 Age: 36	Someone could just start mentioning otoutos and you'd very likely find out which one of you is SaintessHeart really damn quick. __________________

2012-08-26, 20:48	Link #19450
Skane Anime Snark Join Date: May 2006 Location: Singapore Age: 41	Somehow I have this image of a mama-grizzly hugging a screaming SaintessHeart. I find it amusing. Cheers. __________________ Hearthstone Battletag: Skane#1425 [Can't GIF This], [Jail's House of Rock], [Kanon In The Snow], [She Ain't Dead Yet... She's In Quantum], [She Stabs] Founder of "The Cult of Psycho-Moe", Member of "ARIA the Social Group" & the "Belkan Saint Church".

2012-08-26, 20:45	Link #19449
Sumeragi Banned Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Dai Korai Teikoku	Are you sure, SaintessHeart-chan? I'll probably hug you and then force alcohol into your system.

2012-08-26, 21:04	Link #19451
Ridwan Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: قلوب المؤمنين	Well, admittedly I was drunk last night.... __________________

2012-08-26, 21:11	Link #19452
Xefi 癸亥 (guǐhài) Graphic Designer Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ Age: 40	"just listen to her nya nya for 10 minutes. you'll become a cat in no time!" YouTube https://youtu.be/4Sv3N8kcrL8 Sorry; dynamic content not loaded. Reload? or listen to him singings if you cant stand nya nya 10 min. Spoiler: YouTube https://youtu.be/Wmtv8yObD_w Sorry; dynamic content not loaded. Reload? __________________ X.E.F.I.

2012-08-26, 22:05	Link #19455
Ridwan Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: قلوب المؤمنين	I'll be guarding the door __________________

2012-08-26, 23:14	Link #19456
Ascaloth I don't give a damn, dude Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: In Despair Age: 37	All this, and more, on the next episode of Animesuki no Nichijo! Stay tuned!

2012-08-26, 23:41	Link #19457
Xefi 癸亥 (guǐhài) Graphic Designer Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ Age: 40	this rat is ready for FOOD COMBAT! nya ha haa! "FOOD COMBAT!" YouTube https://youtu.be/zcjlhpSvst4 Sorry; dynamic content not loaded. Reload? __________________ X.E.F.I.

2012-08-27, 00:10	Link #19459
Xefi 癸亥 (guǐhài) Graphic Designer Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ Age: 40	^ lol...that rat is more fitter than me; it'll probably K.O. me in battle. :P "this cat is angry" can anyone translate what it's saying? i've no clue what it's saying.. Survival Strategy! ~moogle style~ YouTube https://youtu.be/2HywXTyBWyM Sorry; dynamic content not loaded. Reload? __________________ X.E.F.I.