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Ridwan · 2013-11-29, 11:00

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Originally Posted by Konakaga

A bit messed up, but I uh laughed...

I almost wanted to bring up shooting englishmen and runaway slaves in sight but then remembered those are for July 4th.

Solafighter · 2013-11-29, 12:51

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Originally Posted by SaintessHeart

Lets replace that glass with Gorilla glass.

Sumeragi · 2013-11-29, 14:18

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Sumeragi · 2013-11-29, 15:09

Urzu 7 · 2013-11-29, 18:56

^

Dear God, and why was he so tired? Staying up all night playing XBox? It bothers me that some people like this are in the U.S. military.

Endless Soul · 2013-11-29, 19:48

Saw that on another forum. I guess it's making the rounds.

Endless "I get around" Soul

Ougon · 2013-11-29, 20:26

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Originally Posted by Urzu 7

^

Dear God, and why was he so tired? Staying up all night playing XBox? It bothers me that some people like this are in the U.S. military.

Don't get your hopes high, we have a lot of controversy in our military, and country.

Just don't ask me about reports of sexual harassment and rapes... per day....in just military..... It's all over the radios every time (since no one really watches tv anymore, except just few old sticks).

SaintessHeart · 2013-11-29, 20:47

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Originally Posted by Urzu 7

^

Dear God, and why was he so tired? Staying up all night playing XBox? It bothers me that some people like this are in the U.S. military.

OPs often has the worst job in combat/patrol operations, having to process craploads of politics and chessmoves every day, most of them coming at the times you want to have to yourself.

The next person in line of the death chain is the commander of the boarding party.

Kotohono · 2013-11-29, 21:05

JokerD · 2013-11-29, 22:23

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Originally Posted by Konakaga

A bit messed up, but I uh laughed...

Sounds like something from the game of thrones...

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Originally Posted by Urzu 7

^

Dear God, and why was he so tired? Staying up all night playing XBox? It bothers me that some people like this are in the U.S. military.

Maybe he was the captain or officer of the watch who just finished night shift?

**monir** · 2013-11-29, 22:58

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Originally Posted by Sumeragi

Very good!!!!

SilverSyko · 2013-11-29, 23:27

While there's nothing too inappropriate, I'm going to give a big NSFW warning anyway. But as if the thumbnail didn't imply that enough already.

YouTube

https://youtu.be/Oqg141kI-RQ

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First-world problems. Oh brother.

Here's part 2 as well.

SaintessHeart · 2013-11-30, 01:40

After reading through all of it it, I think it would be best that it is shifted onto this thread.

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co...re_your_black/

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[–]gointhefridge 1342 points 5 days ago

Ex Best Buy here. Four Black Fridays at the highest grossing store that day in the company gets you a few wild tales. This one is quick:

Guy tried to shove a Panasonic Blu-ray player into the front of his jeans. He was a rather large man, but dude its a blu-ray player, seriously.

[–]dracomancy 1140 points 5 days ago

Excuse me, sir, is that a giant black rectangle in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

[–]Balthier1234 1876 points 5 days ago*

Oh. I'm sorry that's just the censor bar for my MASSIVE DICK!

EDIT: Yay! Thanks for the gold random Internet person.

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[–]Dothelokipokie 2260 points 5 days ago

An 80 year old grandma tackled and then bear-maced a woman over fleece fabric at my store.

The old lady wanted a cancer pink-ribbon fabric, and the woman she ultimately tackled had called ahead and ordered a bulk amount of it, because she works for a cancer organization and makes blankets for cancer patients.

The woman was wheeling a cart in the store with several large bolts of the fabric in it (which she had special ordered, and we put it in the cart for her so she could continue shopping.) Old lady sees that this woman has "ALL the bolts" and it isn't right that she's hogging the entire stock of that particular print. The woman explains the situation and that she in fact special ordered these, and that the reason she was coming in on black friday to purchase them is because they were a major black friday promotion at 60% off.

The old lady continues to yell at the poor woman. The woman very calmly keeps trying to reassure her that she is not taking any of the store stock, and that she makes blankets for dying women with breast cancer. She is a very sweet store regular who pays out of pocket for all the blankets, and so my store held the fabric for her until black friday, when she would come in and purchase them with her coupon.

Old lady doesn't give a shit. Whips out mace and tackles the woman.

Old lady gets kicked out of the store. She would come in once every couple of months, give me the stink eye, and then rebelliously write down recipes from the home and food magazines so she wouldn't have to buy them. Then she'd scurry out and come back in a few months.

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[–]starfoxbella 1033 points 5 days ago

I used to work at Victoria's Secret PINK and my first black Friday, I was at the front of the store. People were already outside waiting to get in at midnight. When the foods lifted, I was pushed backwards and almost fell to the ground, luckily I fell on our launch table. I climbed the table and stayed up there throwing customers hoodies and yoga pants. It was fun yelling "green hoodie, size small, who wants it?" And everyone jumping and yelling for it. Also, a girl fainted and I had to push people from walking all over her.

[–]Turds_Everywhere 426 points 4 days ago

"Lacy pink thong, who wants it?"

slingshots

[–]Marmalade_Disco 607 points 5 days ago

When the foods lifted

Mmmm

[–]starfoxbella 306 points 5 days ago

Oops! Doors* silly phone!

[–]MissaRosa 197 points 4 days ago

That sounds like the girliest zombie apocalypse ever. I love it.

[–]Alienm00se 26 points 4 days ago

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaas, braaaaaaaaaaas...

[–]JCizle 6 points 4 days ago

Admit it Reddit. You all said this comment out loud.

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Originally Posted by SaintessHeart

And I want a wife like this :

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263 points4 daysago
Not a worker but a shopper one dark Black Friday morning...
I was at an Urban Outfitters in San Diego looking at clothes at 4:30 in the morning when there is this shriek coming from the girls section. All the guys (there were only like 8 of us) all run over to watch these two 100 pound teenage blonde haired entitled girls just going at it over some dress. No one was stopping them and then this little Asian girl walked out into the middle and slowly grabbed the dress while the girls were fighting and backed out of the circle. She calmly went to buy it while the two girls were ripping out each others hair and their mom's were trying to stop them.

Little girls are the best! I want to buy and take her home marry a girl like that! I'll make all her Fridays white!

MrTerrorist · 2013-11-30, 08:35

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Originally Posted by Sumeragi

Best use of abuse of power ever.

Sumeragi · 2013-11-30, 08:49

Ridwan · 2013-11-30, 19:41

SilverSyko · 2013-11-30, 20:01

MrTerrorist · 2013-12-01, 00:39

I owned a PC, Notebook, Apple and Console. What does that make me?

SaintessHeart · 2013-12-01, 03:47

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Originally Posted by MrTerrorist

I owned a PC, Notebook, Apple and Console. What does that make me?

Imprudent consumerist pig.

bigdeal000 · 2013-12-01, 03:51

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Originally Posted by MrTerrorist

I owned a PC, Notebook, Apple and Console. What does that make me?

Someone with too much money for his own good.

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