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tatami · 2006-12-27, 12:59

AL reveals himself: i am yondaime hokage

Rahan · 2006-12-27, 13:02

Any character :
Damn, after this fight/training/fooling around in the forest, my clothes are all sweaty and dirty. Let's change.

tatami · 2006-12-27, 13:33

owww any character:

i know this jutsu instead of what is this jutsu...

kxnaruto · 2006-12-27, 14:24

Gamabunta : Thanks for summoning me Naruto, how can I help you today?
Orochimaru : Forgive me father, for I have sinned
Hinata: You know what naruto, u're not that cool
Shino: Mom, where do we keep Raid (the bug killer)
Suske: Thanks Oroshimaru, the last 3 years were fun and all .. gotta go though .. btw u might want to find someone to bury Kabuto .. unless you need the body for an experiment or something ..

RasenganxChidori · 2007-01-05, 15:09

what naruto characters would never say

onepiecelover · 2007-01-05, 15:14

You got two topics there buddy

Sasuke_Akatsuki · 2007-01-05, 15:16

yeah dude...it's kinda lame but anyones

Sasuke : Naruto you're bettter than me.

long as you live you'll never hear Sasuke saying that.

onepiecelover · 2007-01-05, 15:18

I do believe that there is a topic like this already I am not sure.

EDIT Oh good the mods merged them

Luminion Lancer · 2007-01-06, 00:32

-Long live this thread.

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Sasuke: You can't do anything Naruto for I can predict and neutralize every move you make. There's not a single thing you have that I don't know about.
*Naruto reaches into his bag, pulls out a .44 Magnum and promptly busts a cap in Sasuke's ass*
Naruto: Didn't see that one did ya?

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Naruto: SHARINGAN!

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Kakashi: Why yes Naruto, I will indeed how you what my face looks like behind this mask.

Sodem · 2007-01-06, 13:03

Itachi to Sasuke :"You are weak. Why are you weak? Because you lack... Penis"
Naruto:"Let's make a strategy before rushing in, okay?"
Orochimaru "What Sasuke? Oh no, I am not a pedophile... But, let's change subject. Will you come to the bedroom? I have some candy there..*pervert laught*
Kyuubi:F**k you Sasuke, you got nothing on me b*atch.
Gaara:"I want some nice, soft boobies"
Jiraya: Damn sake tastes bad. Oh well, I only drink it to make women more beautiful in my eyes, thou.

Raniie · 2007-01-06, 16:42

This thread is pretty lenghty, so if this been said before, then oh well. :P

Shikamaru: So what's the plan, Naruto?
Naruto: *while charging up rasengan* Ka----maaay---ahhh-----oops wrong line.
Naruto Clone: You idiot! Chant it properly, it's call Spirit Bomb!
Shikamaru: Well, that wasn't troublesome at all.

Shikamaru: Hey fatass.
Chouji: Hey smartass.
*Naruto walks by*
Shikamaru & Chouji: What's up dumbass.
Naruto: *looks up and a crow poop lands on his face* ...ah ho!

Sakura: Will you marry me, Naruto?
Naruto: Sorry, I'm already engaged to someone else.
Sakura: It's Sasuke, isn't it? but I thought you loved me!
Naruto: Me? Love you? Ahahahaha! *Rasengan!*
Sakura: ouuuggghhhh~

Neji: What's 10+10?
Tenten: ... are you trying to be funny?
Shikamaru: *Goes into deep thinking pose* hmm... *20 minutes later* wait wait.. I think I got it.. oh no.. that doesn't add up... *another 30 minutes later* Ah I got it! The answer is.. hey where did everybody go?!

Kiba: Want a scoopy snack?
Akamaru: Scoopy-dooby-doo!
Kiba: like jikes!

Gai: I'm your father, Lee. *Does Nice guy pose*
Rock Lee: Lies!! Bruce Lee is my father!!
Gai: Well you see, I am Bruce Lee! Gai is just a nickname I use.

Kyuubi: One... two... three.. four... hey I'm missing five other tails!
Naruto: Since I couldn't count past four, I chopped off all the other tails.
Kyuubi: I guess that make sense, good thinking.

Orochimaru: You should head back to Konoha Village, Sasuke, where you really belong, back along with your friends.
Sasuke: My friends abandoned me, you're all I have left now, Orochimaru.
Orochimaru: I'm sorry to break it to you Sasuke, but I've a committed relationship with Kabuto for quite sometime now. I don't think it'll work out between us.
Sasuke: Are you... already dumping me?!

Itachi: How's my adorable little bro doing?
Sasuke: I just got dumped by Orochimaru...
Itachi: Aww. Want a hug?
Sasuke: Yes... but don't think just with this hug, that I would forgive you for what you did to mom and dad!
Itachi: My'o'my, what are you talking about little bro?
Sasuke: You killed mom and dad!! and a bunch of other less important people!
Itachi: Oh that, mom and dad is doing just fine. I was only playing a trick on you using these eye-contact lens I got that day.
Sasuke: Ah, ok. I forgive you then.

onepiecelover · 2007-01-06, 20:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sodem

Itachi to Sasuke :"You are weak. Why are you weak? Because you lack... Penis"
Naruto:"Let's make a strategy before rushing in, okay?"
Orochimaru "What Sasuke? Oh no, I am not a pedophile... But, let's change subject. Will you come to the bedroom? I have some candy there..*pervert laught*
Kyuubi:F**k you Sasuke, you got nothing on me b*atch.
Gaara:"I want some nice, soft boobies"
Jiraya: Damn sake tastes bad. Oh well, I only drink it to make women more beautiful in my eyes, thou.

Hahahahahaha

those are awesome, I loved the Itachi one.

Lotiman · 2007-01-06, 23:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sodem

Itachi to Sasuke :"You are weak. Why are you weak? Because you lack... Penis"
Naruto:"Let's make a strategy before rushing in, okay?"
Orochimaru "What Sasuke? Oh no, I am not a pedophile... But, let's change subject. Will you come to the bedroom? I have some candy there..*pervert laught*
Kyuubi:F**k you Sasuke, you got nothing on me b*atch.
Gaara:"I want some nice, soft boobies"
Jiraya: Damn sake tastes bad. Oh well, I only drink it to make women more beautiful in my eyes, thou.

Haha... that's a good one.

Terrestrial Dream · 2007-01-07, 22:36

Only thing I could think of, I don't if this would be funny but what the hell
Oro: Die Harry Potter!
Kabuto: Orochimaru-sama it's me Kabuto
Oro: Sorry I recently I read Harry Potter and I thought you were Harry Potter
Kabuto: I don't even look like him
Oro: Yeah, but there are like only two character in Naruto with glass, one is you and other one is the disgusting kid who plays with Konohamaru. And since you are the closest thing to Harry Potter around me so I thought you were Harry Potter.

Deathwing · 2007-01-08, 00:03

Sasuke: screw revenge its not worth going threw this shit
Itachi: ill kill everybod close to you again
Sasuke: im calling the cops
Itachi: i killed the cops
Sasuke: then i will show u the dubbed version on this show
Itachi: YOU WOULDNT DARE
Saskue: *turns on TV*
Itachi: NOOO MAKE IT STOP ... WHY DOSNT HE STOP SAYING BELEVIE IT... WTF IM VOICED BY VASH *Stabs Self in head*

rasedori · 2007-01-08, 20:01

ramen girl: I quit! i dont want to make ramen for naruto anymore
ramen guy: yeeah u r rite ramen girl

~Tsukuyomi · 2007-01-08, 22:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by rasedori

ramen girl: I quit! i dont want to make ramen for naruto anymore
ramen guy: yeeah u r rite ramen girl

Naruto: We are here gathered around Momofuku Ando, creator of ramen noodles, in this sad event of his timing of his death, for he has giving this world the way towards hunger and great taste...
Everybody: Amen...
*Naruto pours a bowl of ramen on Ando-san's coffin*

tatami · 2007-01-09, 08:11

orochimaru looking at the gravestone of third:

i am so sory i was wrong...now i am going to rebuilt konoha even more powerfull...the power of luv...and he cries (background tsunade and jiraiya )

Sabaku Kyu · 2007-01-09, 09:44

Tsunade: Hmmm. You don't think this top is too y'know...revealing?

Kurenai: He's dead? Oh well, maybe it's for the best, I was about to dump him anyway.

Hidan: Ouch! Aw damnit, I pricked myself *sucks finger*

Kakuzu: Oh man. Call an ambulance, I think I'm having a heart attack...

Kabuto: These glasses keep slipping off my face. I'm switching to contacts.

Itachi: Haha! I love those Ziggy cartoons.

Kankuro: Someday Karasu, you'll be a real boy!

Suna no tate · 2007-01-10, 14:27

Be a real boy! Laugh! Thats pretty funny.

Chouji: "... so she said she wouldn't go out with me because I'm too fat. You don't think I'm too fat do you?"

Ino [responding to chouji]: Nope

2007-01-05, 15:09	Link #3045
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onepiecelover Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Classified Info :P Age: 35	I do believe that there is a topic like this already I am not sure. EDIT Oh good the mods merged them Last edited by onepiecelover; 2007-01-05 at 15:30.

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Luminion Lancer Time-diver Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Location is all relative.	... -Long live this thread. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sasuke: You can't do anything Naruto for I can predict and neutralize every move you make. There's not a single thing you have that I don't know about. Naruto reaches into his bag, pulls out a .44 Magnum and promptly busts a cap in Sasuke's ass Naruto: Didn't see that one did ya? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Naruto: SHARINGAN! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kakashi: Why yes Naruto, I will indeed how you what my face looks like behind this mask. __________________ -When all else fails, ram them with a force of an 18-wheeler.

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Sodem Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2006	Itachi to Sasuke :"You are weak. Why are you weak? Because you lack... Penis" Naruto:"Let's make a strategy before rushing in, okay?" Orochimaru "What Sasuke? Oh no, I am not a pedophile... But, let's change subject. Will you come to the bedroom? I have some candy there..pervert laught Kyuubi:F*k you Sasuke, you got nothing on me batch. Gaara:"I want some nice, soft boobies" Jiraya: Damn sake tastes bad. Oh well, I only drink it to make women more beautiful in my eyes, thou. Last edited by Sodem; 2007-01-06 at 13:30. Reason: lettererror

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Terrestrial Dream 勇者 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Tesla Leicht Institute Age: 34	Only thing I could think of, I don't if this would be funny but what the hell Oro: Die Harry Potter! Kabuto: Orochimaru-sama it's me Kabuto Oro: Sorry I recently I read Harry Potter and I thought you were Harry Potter Kabuto: I don't even look like him Oro: Yeah, but there are like only two character in Naruto with glass, one is you and other one is the disgusting kid who plays with Konohamaru. And since you are the closest thing to Harry Potter around me so I thought you were Harry Potter. __________________

2006-12-27, 12:59	Link #3041
tatami back in black Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Turkey Age: 41	AL reveals himself: i am yondaime hokage

2006-12-27, 13:02	Link #3042
Rahan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: France	Any character : Damn, after this fight/training/fooling around in the forest, my clothes are all sweaty and dirty. Let's change.

2006-12-27, 13:33	Link #3043
tatami back in black Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Turkey Age: 41	owww any character: i know this jutsu instead of what is this jutsu...

2006-12-27, 14:24	Link #3044
kxnaruto Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Montreal Age: 41	Gamabunta : Thanks for summoning me Naruto, how can I help you today? Orochimaru : Forgive me father, for I have sinned Hinata: You know what naruto, u're not that cool Shino: Mom, where do we keep Raid (the bug killer) Suske: Thanks Oroshimaru, the last 3 years were fun and all .. gotta go though .. btw u might want to find someone to bury Kabuto .. unless you need the body for an experiment or something ..

2007-01-05, 15:14	Link #3046
onepiecelover Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Classified Info :P Age: 35	You got two topics there buddy

2007-01-05, 15:16	Link #3047
Sasuke_Akatsuki Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: England> Brighton w00t Age: 36	yeah dude...it's kinda lame but anyones Sasuke : Naruto you're bettter than me. long as you live you'll never hear Sasuke saying that.

2007-01-06, 16:42	Link #3051
Raniie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007	This thread is pretty lenghty, so if this been said before, then oh well. :P Shikamaru: So what's the plan, Naruto? Naruto: while charging up rasengan Ka----maaay---ahhh-----oops wrong line. Naruto Clone: You idiot! Chant it properly, it's call Spirit Bomb! Shikamaru: Well, that wasn't troublesome at all. Shikamaru: Hey fatass. Chouji: Hey smartass. Naruto walks by Shikamaru & Chouji: What's up dumbass. Naruto: looks up and a crow poop lands on his face ...ah ho! Sakura: Will you marry me, Naruto? Naruto: Sorry, I'm already engaged to someone else. Sakura: It's Sasuke, isn't it? but I thought you loved me! Naruto: Me? Love you? Ahahahaha! Rasengan! Sakura: ouuuggghhhh~ Neji: What's 10+10? Tenten: ... are you trying to be funny? Shikamaru: Goes into deep thinking pose hmm... 20 minutes later wait wait.. I think I got it.. oh no.. that doesn't add up... another 30 minutes later Ah I got it! The answer is.. hey where did everybody go?! Kiba: Want a scoopy snack? Akamaru: Scoopy-dooby-doo! Kiba: like jikes! Gai: I'm your father, Lee. Does Nice guy pose Rock Lee: Lies!! Bruce Lee is my father!! Gai: Well you see, I am Bruce Lee! Gai is just a nickname I use. Kyuubi: One... two... three.. four... hey I'm missing five other tails! Naruto: Since I couldn't count past four, I chopped off all the other tails. Kyuubi: I guess that make sense, good thinking. Orochimaru: You should head back to Konoha Village, Sasuke, where you really belong, back along with your friends. Sasuke: My friends abandoned me, you're all I have left now, Orochimaru. Orochimaru: I'm sorry to break it to you Sasuke, but I've a committed relationship with Kabuto for quite sometime now. I don't think it'll work out between us. Sasuke: Are you... already dumping me?! Itachi: How's my adorable little bro doing? Sasuke: I just got dumped by Orochimaru... Itachi: Aww. Want a hug? Sasuke: Yes... but don't think just with this hug, that I would forgive you for what you did to mom and dad! Itachi: My'o'my, what are you talking about little bro? Sasuke: You killed mom and dad!! and a bunch of other less important people! Itachi: Oh that, mom and dad is doing just fine. I was only playing a trick on you using these eye-contact lens I got that day. Sasuke: Ah, ok. I forgive you then.

2007-01-08, 00:03	Link #3055
Deathwing what do i know Join Date: Aug 2006	Sasuke: screw revenge its not worth going threw this shit Itachi: ill kill everybod close to you again Sasuke: im calling the cops Itachi: i killed the cops Sasuke: then i will show u the dubbed version on this show Itachi: YOU WOULDNT DARE Saskue: turns on TV Itachi: NOOO MAKE IT STOP ... WHY DOSNT HE STOP SAYING BELEVIE IT... WTF IM VOICED BY VASH Stabs Self in head

2007-01-08, 20:01	Link #3056
rasedori akatsuki member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: akatsuki cave	ramen girl: I quit! i dont want to make ramen for naruto anymore ramen guy: yeeah u r rite ramen girl

2007-01-09, 08:11	Link #3058
tatami back in black Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Turkey Age: 41	orochimaru looking at the gravestone of third: i am so sory i was wrong...now i am going to rebuilt konoha even more powerfull...the power of luv...and he cries (background tsunade and jiraiya )

2007-01-09, 09:44	Link #3059
Sabaku Kyu The Ironman Join Date: Sep 2006	Tsunade: Hmmm. You don't think this top is too y'know...revealing? Kurenai: He's dead? Oh well, maybe it's for the best, I was about to dump him anyway. Hidan: Ouch! Aw damnit, I pricked myself sucks finger Kakuzu: Oh man. Call an ambulance, I think I'm having a heart attack... Kabuto: These glasses keep slipping off my face. I'm switching to contacts. Itachi: Haha! I love those Ziggy cartoons. Kankuro: Someday Karasu, you'll be a real boy!

2007-01-10, 14:27	Link #3060
Suna no tate Akatsuki Bart is Tobi Join Date: Oct 2006	Be a real boy! Laugh! Thats pretty funny. Chouji: "... so she said she wouldn't go out with me because I'm too fat. You don't think I'm too fat do you?" Ino [responding to chouji]: Nope