Naruto Fan-Fiction Thread

[milan kyuubi]

Wind Lord by DarthValgaav

The best part of fic........

Hiashi opened his eyes and saw that he was no longer in his room. From the looks (and smell) of it he was in some kind of abandoned factory or sewer. There were pipes coming out of ground and out of the walls. The floor was concrete and the walls had steel plates on them.

He then realized that he was in some kind of chair. His hands and legs were bound to it by chakra enhanced steel chains. His head was locked in place by a steel clamp that kept him from moving it. In fact, the only thing he could move was his mouth.

Then he saw something move towards him. It was two power drills moving towards him at eye level. Literally. Then a voice came on the speakers behind him.

"Hello Hyuga Hiashi. I want to play a game. Your whole life you have hurt others with your words. Your harshness has caused people to lose faith in themselves and because of that they have died on missions or have hurt their team's performances. Others have simply given up hope for themselves like your former daughter Hinata. Now, you must use your words to save yourself.

"In front of you are power drills that are set on a timer. When it reaches zero they will thrust forward and stop just before they penetrate your skull. The only thing that they will take is what your clan prides its self for, your eyes.

"The only way to stop this is to say something nice about Hinata. But it won't be that easy. Those chains that are binding you will let me know if you are lying. If they tell me that you are, one of the drills will shoot forward automatically.

"You have sixty seconds.

"Let the game begin."

With that, the drills came to life.

"Why should I believe this is real?" screamed Hiashi. "You want me to say something truthful? Fine then! Hinata is and always will be useless trash!" Like promised one of the drills shot forward and impaled his left eye. The head of the Hyuga clan screamed in pain.

"Tsk, tsk," said the voice. "One more try. Oh, by the way, you have thirty seconds left."

Hiashi moaned and cried as his precious seconds passed him by. His brain racked its self to find something nice to say about Hinata. Sadly, only one thing came to mind.

"Ah, she's a good dresser," he said.

"Sorry Hiashi," said the voice as the other drill headed for his right eye. "Not good enough." Hiashi screamed as his whole world went black.

Then he woke up.

"No more 'Saw' movie marathons before bed," said a panting Hiashi aloud.

[7th_dimension]

i'll add the my original drawing picture of sasuke soon, it is on _photoserver.ws its a bit complicated to retrieve it's new password

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Originally Posted by milan kyuubi

Wind Lord by DarthValgaav

The best part of fic........

That's hilarious. Never thought to see a Naruto fanfic with a Saw cross-over. XD

[LadyKikyo91]

Originally Posted by milan kyuubi

Wind Lord by DarthValgaav

The best part of fic........

Man that is disturbing and funny at the same time. XD

[Nitramy]

Anyone here familiar with Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha?

Do give me a private message; there are a few kinks in the plot of my story that needs to be addressed...

[Kallen4life]

Originally Posted by Nitramy

Anyone here familiar with Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha?

Do give me a private message; there are a few kinks in the plot of my story that needs to be addressed...

you the author or Arcane Heart & Twin Fates, right ? Read em both, except for the latest chapter of TF


have seen Nanoha ofc (but not read Vivid & Force mangas), but not sure how good my plot knowledge is

[roriconfan]

Minor profanity and subtle erotic humor included. It doesn't work without it.

Spoiler for space:

Naruto and his gang are strolling through a forest. Naruto pretends he has to pee and walks away behind some bushes. There, he takes a syringe full of ramen soup and injects himself.

Naruto: Aaaah, yeah, that’s what I’m talking about baby, date-by-yo!

All of a sudden, a ninja appears in front of him.

Bob: Hello, I am Bob the evil ninja. I was sent by some filler villains to kill you. So, like the stealthy ninja I am, I appear in front of you and tell you what I plan to do.
Naruto: Heck, this makes no sense… You are a renegade ninja from the Mud village, aren’t you, date-by-yo?
Bod: Wow, how did found out my secret village?
Naruto: Well, it’s there on your head guard, duh! Secret village my butt! … Hey guys, give me some help with this one, date-by-yo!
Shikamaru: Nah, too much of a burden; will pass.
Choji: I am busy practicing my only feature. Eating endlessly.
Kiba: I still haven’t marked every bush as my territory.
Shino: I am still writing my sue speech for that Mushishi dude.
Hinata: Don’t worry Naruto; I will help you… By the way, I love you.
Naruto: What? Where the heck did that come from, date-by-yo?
Hinata: I love you so much that I stalk you since you were born. And I steal your unclean underwear and do nasty things with them.
Naruto: Eeek! In that case, DON’T help me. I am in love with Sakura, anyway. Can’t help but loving her for ignoring me and yelling at me and hitting me all the time, date-by-yo.
Sakura: Shut up you ramen junkie! I don’t love you already! I am in love with Sasuke for ignoring me all the time and making me feel like dirt.

In the meantime, in Orochimaru’s lair, Sasuke sneezes.

Sasuke: Achoo! Snif! Is someone thinking about me?

Suddenly, a snake crawls around his butt.

Sasuke: Wow, Orochimaru, easy on the yaoi training! I am emo enough; I don’t need a boost!
Kabuto: Oh great master, honor me with your snake! I want too!

Back in the forest…

Bob: Oh, don’t mind me; I’ll just stand here doing nothing until you guys finish talking nonsense. I am only here to kill you.
Naruto: Say, why do you want to kill me anyway, date-by-yo?
Bob: Oh, I had a very sad past, you see.
Naruto: You don’t say; everyone has a sad past in this series, date-by-yo.
Bob: Let me tell you all about it.
Naruto: Err, I don’t really care, date-by-yo.
Bob: It all began about 30 years ago…
Naruto: Oh crap, another flashback, date-by-yo!

Three episodes later…

Bob: …and then they killed my puppy!
Naruto: My God, even the puppy? No wander you are so evil, date-by-yo.
Bob: So you see, I must kill you and avenge all my beloved… and especially my puppy!
Naruto: Well, now that you told us your past in a forced monologue, I believe it is time for you to get your final character development, date-by-yo.
Bob: What is that?
Naruto: You know, becoming a stunt or dying, date-by-yo.

Gaara and Tenten are listening to them from the top of a tree.

Gaara: Crap, no wonder I have no purpose in this series anymore!
Tenten: At least, you once HAD a purpose.

Bob: And now I will kill you with a power you have no chance against it!
Naruto: Oh, come on, what kind of jutsu can be so powerful, date-by-yo?
Bob: Not jutsu. A machine gun!

Bob takes out a machinegun and throws an array of bullets towards Naruto, who is shot in less than half a second and drops to the ground.

Bob: Jeez, this was so easy. I wonder why the hell there are still ninjas using silly gestures when any nobody can simply use a freaking anachronistic gun and beat anyone he wants.

Naruto’s body goes poof. He appears behind a tree.

Naruto: Haha! You were tricked by my shadow clone. Ain’t I smart or what, date-by-yo?
Bob: Oh, please, don’t try convincing me there is actually battle strategy in this setting. We just make things appear and disappear out of nowhere and dub it tactics.
Naruto: Sakura, quick! Distract him so I can attack from the rear, date-by-yo.
Sakura: How?
Naruto: Just do the thing you are best at, date-by-yo.
Sakura: You mean… stand idle and try not to get in the way again?
Naruto: Damn, I forgot that. Just walk away and try not to trip on every rock you come across. How will I distract him now, date-by-yo?
Guy: Don’t worry lad. I will save you with my awesome looks!
Lee: Me too, by mimicking my teacher and losing any hint of originality.

They both assume weird Super Sentai poses, while wearing tight spandex.

Lee: Teacher, are we ever going to lose our virginity if we keep acting so lame?
Guy: Shut up and act like a Power Ranger.
Naruto: This is such a disturbing image, it confuses even me! I need something less sick, date-by-yo.
Tsunade: How about my chest?
Naruto: No! I am a shonen lead! It is also disturbing for a wuss like me, date-by-yo!

A huge smokescreen comes out of Shikamaru and covers the entire area.

Naruto: Nice jutsu Shikamaru! Now I can move, date-by-yo.
Shikamaru: What jutsu? I’m just smoking. It just doesn’t show clearly in the anime version.
Bob: Hey, it’s illegal to smoke in public areas!
Shikamaru: So is cloning yourself; I don’t see anyone complaining about that.
Naruto: Of course there isn’t. We are ninjas!
Bob: Wearing bright colored jumpsuits? Hm, this is very confusing.
Naruto: Ha, it worked! And now that I have an opening, it’s time to go Super Ninja-jin, date-by-yo!

Naruto enters a phone booth and comes out in sage mode. The story pauses, so we can have a long recap of what has happened in the previous episodes. Half an episode is wasted…

Naruto: And now I will defeat you, date-by-yo!

But no, the story freezes and we have a filler scene. Sasuke is cutting his wrists in some corner, while Sai is dressed as a cheer leader and gives his club more fanatic fangirls. Then, Sakura appears in front of him.

Sakura: Oh, Sasuke, I love you; take me!
Sasuke: No way “Suckura”!
Sakura: Sexy-no-jutsu!

Sakura turns into a naked boy.

Sakura: How about now?
Sasuke: Now that’s much better!

And the two of them have a very personal moment… But only in a way that has to do with the back part of the body. Sorry Sakura, you are technically still a virgin…

Back in the battle…

Naruto: As I said, now I will defeat you, date-by-yo!
Bob: Wait, first let me have a flashback of how my encounter with you changed me over the course of this filler arc.
Naruto: For the love of God, not another delay, date-by-yo!!!!

After three more episodes of flashbacks…

Naruto: That’s it! I’ve had it! Fifty episodes and not even one punch! Even Dragonball Z does a better job! Time to use Nine-tails and do some damage, date-by-yo!
Bob: You mean that terrible power that is killing you yet saves your butt all the time and makes you look cool?
Natuto: Yes, that power, date-by-yo.

One episode later, Bob lies wasted on the floor and Naruto is immediately healed by the very Nine-tails that is supposed to be killing him.

Naruto: Well, duh, was there any doubt I would lose? I am the freaking protagonist, date-by-yo!
Bob: Yes, now that you beat the poop out of me I see that you were right. I want to be your friend! I want to help you! I want to understand each other! I want world peace! I will resurrect anyone I killed and sing happy songs around the camp fire!
Naruto: Oh boy, there goes the last serious hint this series had, date-by-yo!
Bob: What do you mean? Am I supposed to believe that there are actually people who don’t like how conveniently happy everything turns out to be in this story all the time?
Naruto: Believe it!

[tyciol]

So I noticed on a search that this was roriconfan's last post, and that he is banned. I've seen him make reviews on numerous anime and was curious, was he banned for the eroticism of this post or something unexplained?

[Twi]

My fanfiction can be read Here or Here

ASN Naruto is a Naruto fanfic where he leaves Konoha after his secret is revealed and he is led to his clan’s home village in the Land of Whirlpools. Resurrecting his mother using a special puppet, they both set out to restore their village.

[Ricky Controversy]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7951026/1/

Gentlemen.

[Twi]

I've started another Fanfic: Here and Here

Naruto: Wind Monk Banishment is a Naruto x Fuu fanfic where he leaves Konoha after being exiled by a mistake on Tsunade’s part. Four years later, they finally spot him in service to the new Wind Damiyo, and all the dormant forces in the world begin to move against the fox and his beetle.

This story is rated “M” because of violence, and swearing (Mostly Hidan).

[nari1208]

wow. fanfic! i love these. I want a story of gaara )

[HasuMasu]

i find it difficult to write fanfiction for this universe, though I'll probably still try one of these days.

[Twi]

My fanfic Naruto: Wind Monk Banishment has been updated to chapter's 3 & 4.

Chapter 3 has Naruto, Fuu, and Gaara against Sasori and Deidara: Fanfiction.net & Twilit Dreams

Chapter 4 has Naruto vs Kakashi and Sasuke and Fuu vs Sai and Sakura: Twilit Dreams & Fanfiction.net

[Mateus]

http://www.narutofic.org/viewstory.p...0789&chapter=1

Link to story

[ZeroXSEED]

Umm, hello guys, this is the first time I joined this subforum and thread, and the first time I write Naruto fanfic.

Nothing original or new, just a bit.... different.

The main point of difference is one question: "What if people trying to accept Naruto?"

Feel free to criticize anything (including grammar, because I'm not even speaking English), or if you have any suggestion for it.

Spoiler for TRY Chapter 1 Part 1:

"I want Konoha to see him as a hero, for whoever curses him as unholy remnants of Kyuubi, it also means pouring a bucket of bile on my grave. And except for his flaws and mistakes, I’ll personally condemn whoever dares to spite him, from the depth of Shinigami-sama’s stomach. For Naruto is a son of Konoha, I wish Konoha will treat him well”

“It was his last wish” Sarutobi, the honorable Sandaime mumbles, fingers intertwining on top of his desk “Whoever dare to speak and done ill to Naruto out of what he deserved, that also means that they done the same to his majesty”

“Why is that Yondaime-sama care so much about him?” one of the Civilian snorted, “Offspring of a demon”

It was a sudden silence, as every participant look at each other. The tension was running high and nobody dare to speak anything, only occasionally deliver uncomfortable expression, whether it’s sadness, anger, or plain confusion.

“He don’t ask you to treat Naruto like you treat children of prestigious family, all he wanted to ask is that Naruto is human and deserved to be treated as such” Hiruzen’s voice, though soft, has concern and threat mixed within “For that he will suffer the burden as the jailor of Kyuubi no Kitsune’s power, probably until the end of his life”

Majority was silent, with occasional nod of agreement and grunt of disagreement.
It erupted into a banter of argument, where most participant remains neutral, the one that arguing are increasingly heated up.

One of the kunoichi went so far as stepped on her desk and roared “You shitty civilians, don’t you realize how many member of my pack lose their life in the battlefield against that creature? Yet I still think it’s unreasonable to blame that pup, regardless. For Kami’s sake, his parents were killed in that damned battle!”

And then a shinobi with considerable build raised his arm and casually noted “It’s not like it was different with the past, what with Uzumaki Clan has saved us twice from the same threat. Why should it be different this time?”

The man with spiky ponytail aside him yawned in response “Yeah, it’ll be bothersome for us for having a grudge against perfectly innocent child”

“That would be unreasonably stupid, meh” finally, the blond shinobi who sit along with them also agreed, further reinforced the argument.

Sarutobi nodded in agreement and chuckled “Correct”

The opposing sides became quiet, and while the sympathizer soundly happy, the protester just grunted in response. They aren’t in the position of winning at any rate.

“And therefore, we came into conclusion… I, as Sandaime Hokage, the holder of final judgment in Konohagakure no Sato, from this second onward will establish a law…”

Here's two question whose answer I need before I can continue the next part

Spoiler for Please help:

1. Who's gonna be his guardian? I figure Iruka or Kakashi is too young and Jiraiya is preoccupied.
2. I need a possible scenario where I can insert Karin being absorbed to his family, either from young age or during Chuunin exam.

Oh, and Naruto is red haired, and his demonic power/influence is nerfed somewhat.

[Twi]

Originally Posted by ZeroXSEED

Umm, hello guys, this is the first time I joined this subforum and thread, and the first time I write Naruto fanfic.

Nothing original or new, just a bit.... different.

The main point of difference is one question: "What if people trying to accept Naruto?"

Feel free to criticize anything (including grammar, because I'm not even speaking English), or if you have any suggestion for it.

Spoiler for TRY Chapter 1 Part 1:

"I want Konoha to see him as a hero, for whoever curses him as unholy remnants of Kyuubi, it also means pouring a bucket of bile on my grave. And except for his flaws and mistakes, I’ll personally condemn whoever dares to spite him, from the depth of Shinigami-sama’s stomach. For Naruto is a son of Konoha, I wish Konoha will treat him well”

“It was his last wish” Sarutobi, the honorable Sandaime mumbles, fingers intertwining on top of his desk “Whoever dare to speak and done ill to Naruto out of what he deserved, that also means that they done the same to his majesty”

“Why is that Yondaime-sama care so much about him?” one of the Civilian snorted, “Offspring of a demon”

It was a sudden silence, as every participant look at each other. The tension was running high and nobody dare to speak anything, only occasionally deliver uncomfortable expression, whether it’s sadness, anger, or plain confusion.

“He don’t ask you to treat Naruto like you treat children of prestigious family, all he wanted to ask is that Naruto is human and deserved to be treated as such” Hiruzen’s voice, though soft, has concern and threat mixed within “For that he will suffer the burden as the jailor of Kyuubi no Kitsune’s power, probably until the end of his life”

Majority was silent, with occasional nod of agreement and grunt of disagreement.
It erupted into a banter of argument, where most participant remains neutral, the one that arguing are increasingly heated up.

One of the kunoichi went so far as stepped on her desk and roared “You shitty civilians, don’t you realize how many member of my pack lose their life in the battlefield against that creature? Yet I still think it’s unreasonable to blame that pup, regardless. For Kami’s sake, his parents were killed in that damned battle!”

And then a shinobi with considerable build raised his arm and casually noted “It’s not like it was different with the past, what with Uzumaki Clan has saved us twice from the same threat. Why should it be different this time?”

The man with spiky ponytail aside him yawned in response “Yeah, it’ll be bothersome for us for having a grudge against perfectly innocent child”

“That would be unreasonably stupid, meh” finally, the blond shinobi who sit along with them also agreed, further reinforced the argument.

Sarutobi nodded in agreement and chuckled “Correct”

The opposing sides became quiet, and while the sympathizer soundly happy, the protester just grunted in response. They aren’t in the position of winning at any rate.

“And therefore, we came into conclusion… I, as Sandaime Hokage, the holder of final judgment in Konohagakure no Sato, from this second onward will establish a law…”

Here's two question whose answer I need before I can continue the next part

Spoiler for Please help:

1. Who's gonna be his guardian? I figure Iruka or Kakashi is too young and Jiraiya is preoccupied.
2. I need a possible scenario where I can insert Karin being absorbed to his family, either from young age or during Chuunin exam.

Oh, and Naruto is red haired, and his demonic power/influence is nerfed somewhat.

1.) You can have either one of the clan leaders watch over him, Teuchi, Tenten's Father, or an OC.

2.) Karin said she sensed bandits coming when her village was destroyed, so you can have here somehow find her way there.

ASN Naruto and WMB Naruto have been updated: TwilitDreams & Fanfic

[Mateus]

Newer one, seems like a crack-fic in the works

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8035126/...of_Azumi_Kawai

Spoiler:

My name is Azumi Kawai (get it?) I'm fifteen years old and have long beautiful violent hair that flows down to my ass with many, manly curls in it. I have pink and red steaks running down my hair, and silver ribbons with turquoise butterflies on them. I have large very sad green eyes with beautifully long black eyelashes.

My parents were both highly trained ninja and we just recently moved to Konoha. They died during a terrorist attack that blew up their car and killed them. Now an orphan, I live by myself in the house that my parents also used to live with me in.

It was a bright sunny day, my first day of my new classes at the special shinobi's school for gifted ninja. I grabbed my black Hello Kitty backpack and packed away all of my notes and textbooks and carried my hot punk binder underneath my arm as I strode out the door and up the street to the academy.

I was minding my own business when all of a sudden Ino and Sakura stood in my way.

"Ugh what do you want?" I groaned.
"We heard you got into the special academy!" Ino snickered.
"Yea so, what of it?" I replied.
"How could a loser like you get into the special shinobi's academy?" Sakura complained.
"Yea!" Ino agreed, "Not even our very famous dads could get us in there!"
"Well that is not MY problem is it!" I exclaimed, forcing my way past them.

Ino and Sakura, God how I hated them. They were both horrid and ugly girls with flat chests and unattractive bushy unibrows. They're just jealous because my chakra threshold is nearly three times as much as either of them combined, not to mention I get to sit next to Sasuke and Shikamaru everyday during my Special Ops classes.

As I made my way up to the front of the academy door I was once again approached by a stranger, it was none other than Iruka!

"Azumi-san!" he pleaded with me, "Please help me get rid of Naruto once and for all!"
"For the last time, NO!" I yelled.
"Please Azumi, you are my only hope!" He cried, getting down on both knees and kissing my feet like a lap dog.
"Get a hobby already!" I hollered before entering the gates to the school.

But Iruka was not finished, he had an evil smile on his face and a pocket full of ryo (naruto money). He stood up and wiped away his (fake) tears and laughed evilly as he made his way down to the ichiraku ramen bar. Iruka stepped inside the restaurant and sat at the bar, he was quickly greeted by the squinty-eyed middle aged guy who runs the place.

"Hello Iruka, do you have my money?" The ramen guy asked.
"Yes Teuchi, but you must promise that you will do what I asked of you!" Iruka exclaimed.
"Yes, of course I will now give me my money!" Teuchi cried while pawing at Iruka's bulge.

Iruka reached deep into his pockets and pulled out two full bags of ryo and slammed them onto the counter.

"I know you only care about the money," he said. "But damn it I don't want to know how you did it, or what the body looks like!" Iruka said looking away crying.
"Okay…." Teuchi said while counting his money.
"Here take this Polaroid camera and bring me back the pictures as proof okay?" Iruka asked.
"Okay give it to my daughter Ayame, she is good in front of the camera." Teuchi said with a wink.

Teuchi waited as Iruka left the bar and hurried into the kitchen to see his daughter. He grabbed her and pulled her into the storeroom.

"What's going on!" She demanded.
"Look at this money!" Teuchi cried.
"Oh my god there is enough in here for us to…"
"Yes I know!" Teuchi interjected.
"What will we do now?" She asked.
"Call the cops and have him thrown away!" Teuchi replied.
"Really? After he paid us?" Ayame wondered.
"He's too risky, he'll blow our whole operation!" Teuchi stated.
"Okay I will contact the Hokage's office!" Ayame declared.
"Use your 'sexy' voice!" Teuchi suggested with an evil grin while rubbing his hands together greedily, and licking his lips wildly.

s lips wildly.

The person also does buffy fanfiction

[Silver-Throne]

Hello guys this will be my first time joining a Naruto fanfiction thread and first time writing a Naruto fanfic. The fanfic is a time travel.
It will start in the middle of Shinobi War. I`m not sure if I`m gonna put some OCs for some reason I don`t feel like making them because some people favor the Naruto cast over OC.

[ZeroXSEED]

First chapter of Naruto - TRY

Enjoy