I thought you were trying to be moe, but then I noticed THAT is the user's name .
It would be kinda creepy if I was trying to be moe as I am a 22 year old man who is on route to be a Madao(hope I spelled it right)
@KiRa08o2 hope you feel better dude. Drink plenty of orange juice, some soup, and Day/Nyquil. And thanks for the summary
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Originally Posted by Soul Assassin
She has more stuff to worry about, being the (current) leader of the Vampire Ninjas and all, rather than living in the same house as Ayumu's. Besides, if she does, she'll probably need space to gather other Vampire Ninjas for missions. Though, I say Ayumu would feel happy about hordes of pretty (Vampire Ninja) girls at his house, albeit he surely would know his house isn't an appropriate place for such a large gathering.
Anyways, I'm almost finished translating a 2ch-style fanfic (read: NOT CANON, IT'S A FANFIC MIND YOU) I randomly read off in an archive. There was another, I think I should go back to it sometime later, but I'll finish the one I'm working on first. Hint: It's a Sera/Ayumu.
Also, don't ask how the hell can I translate such a thing when I can't do the same for other media (light novels, manga etc).
EDIT: Should I post that here or in the anime thread? Though, I'm too lazy to touch the anime thread...
I look forward to the fanfic for SeraxAyumu. And just to bust some chops(balls), how can you translate that and not the other media?
OP's title - "Sera: Are you trying to get in my way? Ayumu: No..."
Spoiler for Prologue:
Ayumu: I'm not trying to get in your way, I just wanted to help.
Sera: No thank you, please don't come any closer you piece of shit.
Ayumu: Like I said...
Haruna: What are you doing, you two!
*push*
Ayumu: H-hey! Don't suddenly push me like that from behind Haruna--eh!?
Sera: A-Ayumu!?
Ayumu lost his balance and fell down on Sera.
Ayumu: (Ouch, damn that Haruna... eh, EH!?)
Ayumu's and Sera's lips meet.
Ayumu: S-sorry, Sera, just now....
Sera: .... *kick*
Ayumu: Gyah!?
Sera sends Ayumu flying with a kick.
Haruna: Ayumu! What're you doing! Are you an idiot!? Pervert! Die! *kicks him repeatedly*
Ayumu: You're the one who pushed me... Gyah!?
Sera: ... piece of shit. *pulls on Ayumu's shirt*
Ayumu: S-Sera...
Sera: How dare you steal a kiss from me...
Ayumu: N-no, that was...
Sera: Are we only married to that extent!? How disgusting! *hits Ayumu repeatedly*
Ayumu: Like I said, that was an accident... Gyah!?
Sera: ... But this time it was my mistake, had I dodged the proposal this could've been avoided... it was a failure.
Haruna: What're you saying leaf girl?
Sera: I, for the rest of my life, will love this piece of shit... no, Ayumu.
Haruna: ... Hah!?
Sera: But what should we do?
Ayumu: Do what?
Sera: You're already married to another vampire ninja, don't you.
Ayumu: Tomonori isn't it?
Sera: Yes.
Ayumu: I told her too that it was also an accident but she didn't listen.
Sera: Are you aiming for a bigamy?
Ayumu: Bigamy... maybe.
Sera: ... You're the worst.
Haruna: Things like bigamy, isn't it common knowledge that it's impossible?
Ayumu: Even if you say common knowledge... Oh well, even if I think about it, I'm a zombie so I guess that doesn't apply to me.
Ayumu: That was a joke, though it's still be fine even if I didn't marry you.
Sera: Why?
Ayumu: You don't really want to be married to me, don't you?
Sera: That's....
Ayumu: Besides, why are you upholding that kind of rule?
Sera: Rules are absolute.
Ayumu: But you already broke that rule, so shouldn't there be no need to uphold it anymore?
Sera: Certainly, then is it fine if I don't marry you?
Ayumu: Yeah, so don't worry about what happened just now... besides, it was my fault. Sorry.
Sera: No, it's...
Haruna: ....
Haruna: Hey! Ayumu!
Ayumu: What is it, Haruna?
Haruna: Kiss me too!
Ayumu: ... Ha?
Sera: Haruna...?
Haruna: I said, kiss me!
Ayumu: Why should I kiss you?
Haruna: Since you already kissed someone else then why don't you kiss me too!
Ayumu: No, no, it was an accident with Sera and Tomonori like I said!
Haruna: Then get into an accidental kiss with me!
Ayumu: What're you saying?
Sera: Haruna.
Haruna: What is it, leaf girl!?
Sera: This piece of shit is disgusting so it is better if you stop.
Ayumu: ... That hurts real bad right now.
Sera: Leaving that aside, I'll be cooking so please look forward to it.
Ayumu: Err, wait a minute.
Sera: You will eat too, right Ayumu?
Ayumu: Uh...
Ayumu fainted as he eats Sera's cooking.
Spoiler for Second part:
Next day.
Ayumu: Nn... How long have I been sleeping...
Sera: Ha--!
Right before Ayumu's eyes is Sera's face.
Ayumu: What are you doing?
Sera: T-That's... you've been asleep for too long so I guess I should wake you...
Ayumu: Sera, waking me up...? By the way, your face is so close.
Sera: ... E-enough already just wake up and go to school! You piece of shit! *hits Ayumu*
Ayumu: Gyah!?
Ayumu, waken up by Sera, went to school.
School
Ayumu: Really, what's wrong with that Sera...
Orito: What's up, something wrong with Sera-san?
Ayumu: Something like that.
Tomonori: Did something happen, Aikawa!
Ayumu: Not telling.
Tomonori: What! I'm worried!
Orito: Don't tell me... you kissed Sera-san!?
Ayumu: Why the hell do you know that!?
Orito, Tomonori: ... Eh?
Ayumu: ... Ah, sorry. That was a joke. Don't sweat it.
Orito: Y-you... you kissed Sera-san...
Ayumu: I said, that was a joke.
Tomonori: But I believed in you, Aikawa...
Ayumu: No, like I said...
Tomonori ran away crying
Ayumu: ....
After school
Ayumu: Barely reached until home safely, eh.
Sera: I've come to escort you home.
Ayumu: Oh! Sera, you came... I'm saved.
Sera: ... It's not like I came here for you.
Ayumu: Then for who did you come for?
Sera: Let's hurry home.
Ayumu: Yeah.
Sera: ....
Ayumu: ....
Sera: ... Ayumu.
Ayumu: What is it?
Sera: ... Could we hold our hands together?
Ayumu: Yeah... err, eehh!?
Sera: What is it?
Ayumu: For Sera to say such a thing... You, could you be an impostor?
Sera: Do you want to be slain? You piece of shit.
Ayumu: No, nothing.
Ayumu: But why do you want to hold hands?
Sera: It's not that I want to. Like this, even if you faint because of the sun, we'll be home by the time you came to.
Sera: It would be troublesome to have to go and look for you again.
Ayumu: Then wouldn't it be better for me to walk before you?
Sera: It's disgusting to have you walk in front of me and obstructing my field of vision, you piece of shit.
Ayumu: ...Yes...
Ayumu and Sera walked hand-in-hand.
Sera: ...
Ayumu: ....
Sera: ... Ayumu.
Ayumu: What now?
Sera: ...Will you link arms with me?
Ayumu: ... Sera.
Sera: What is it?
Ayumu: If you feel sick, let's go to the hospital.
Sera: So you really want to be slain? You piece of shit.
Ayumu: No, never mind...
Ayumu and Sera linked arms.
Ayumu: (What's up with Sera, she's been somewhat strange since yesterday...)
Sera: What's the matter?
Ayumu: Nah, it's just that linking arms with you...
Sera: It's just a service.
Ayumu: Oh, really?
Ayumu: (Oooohh, I can feel her extra large tits on my arm as we walk!)
Sera: ... Ayumu.
Ayumu: Hm?
Sera: That, can we drop by somewhere for a bit?
Ayumu: Where to?
Sera: Let's see...
Sera: A, Ayumu?
Ayumu: What is it?
Sera: Your nose is bleeding.
Ayumu: ... Ha--!?
Ayumu: (Damn, is my nose bleeding because I linked arms with her...?)
Sera: Tissue...
Ayumu: ... I'm feeling dizzy, I guess I'm already at my limit with my nosebleed and the sun's rays... *faints*
Sera: Wha- Ayumu? Get a grip on yourself!
Ayumu: (My vision is getting pitch black...)
Ayumu fainted.
Spoiler for Third part:
Ayumu: ... Hm? This is...
Sera: Are you already awake?
Ayumu sees Sera's face as he opens his eyes.
Ayumu: Sera? Are we... home?
Sera: Yes. You fainted while having a nosebleed so I carried you here.
Ayumu: Oh, really? Sorry... hm?
Ayumu realized he slept on Sera's lap.
Ayumu: Uwah!?
Sera: W-what's the matter? Suddenly getting up...
Ayumu: No, I was asleep on your lap, didn't I...
Sera: Yes, because I felt it would be better than lying down horizontally.
Ayumu: ....
Sera: Since you seem to have already recovered, then I shall...
Ayumu: Hold on a minute.
Sera: Yes?
Ayumu: I still feel dizzy, I suppose I'll go and lie down a little bit more...
Sera: Wouldn't you fall over if you lie down there? (T/N: Not sure if she refers to somewhere, but IIRC there's no sofa in the house).
Ayumu: No, but I want to lie down on your lap... No good?
Sera: ... I don't mind.
Once again Ayumu lies down in Sera's lap.
Ayumu: ....
Sera: ....
Ayumu: ... Hey, Sera.
Sera: What is it?
Ayumu: ... I think I could die now.
Sera: What are you saying? Aren't you already dead, Ayumu?
Ayumu: Right, I'm a zombie after all.
Sera: ....
Ayumu: ....
Sera,Ayumu: Um.
Sera: What is it?
Ayumu: You too.
Sera: You first.
Ayumu: ... You and me...
Haruna: What are you doing, you two?
Ayumu: Haruna?
Haruna: Ah! Ayumu's lying down on leaf girl's lap!
Sera: Nice timing, won't you change with me?
Haruna: Eh, w... why do I have to be Ayumu's lap-pillow... i... it can't be helped!
Sera: Then I'll be....
Sera stopped being a lap-pillow (T/N: This SS's narrative is really uninteresting to translate...)
Ayumu: W-Wait, Sera!
Haruna: Ayumu, I'm gonna be your lap-pillow!
Ayumu: My Sera lap-pillow is...
Haruna became Ayumu's lap-pillow.
Ayumu: ... No, this is... quite...
Ayumu: ... But...
Haruna: What's up?
Ayumu: Compared to Sera, you have a small chest...
Haruna: Stupid! Ero-Ayumu! Die! *hits Ayumu repeatedly*
Ayumu: Gyah!?
Ayumu: Yeah yeah, I'm going to do it now so wait for it~~~
Kitchen
Sera: What is it, Ayumu?
Ayumu: What... no, about the cooking.
Sera: Please leave it to me.
Ayumu: No. Even if you said so...
Haruna: I'm going to help too so leave it to me!
Ayumu: Oh, really, Haruna's helping too... so no worries then.
Sera: What do you mean by that...
Ayumu: Nah, nothing... Well I'll be waiting.
Haruna: It's done! Ayumu!
Ayumu: Really? Ooh, looks good!
Sera: Yes, I made it.
Ayumu: ... Eh? No way.
Sera: I'm not lying.
Ayumu: I-I can't believe it...
Haruna: It's because I taught leaf girl how do it!
Ayumu: I see...
Sera: Ayumu, won't you try it first?
Ayumu: Alright. *om nom nom nom*
Ayumu: ... Ugh!?
Ayumu: (Even though the looks have changed, didn't the taste stay the same...) *falls down*
Ayumu fainted. (T/N: This writer really loves making him faint isn't it? The way the narrative is written doesn't help much either.)
Spoiler for Fourth part:
Ayumu: ... Ugh.
Haruna: Are you awake now?
Ayumu: Yeah.
Haruna: It's already bedtime, it's better if you go to sleep.
Ayumu: Can't be helped, I just woke up.
Haruna: Then how about a bath? We just got out.
Ayumu: I'll do that then.
Ayumu heads to the bathroom.
Bathroom
"Hmmhmmhmmhmm~m~" *humming*
Ayumu: That voice, is Sera inside?
Ayumu: (I guess I'll wait outside...)
Ayumu: ... Hm?
Ayumu: (Isn't that Sera's change of clothes...?)
Ayumu: *gulp*
Ayumu: (At any rate Sera is bathing, so I guess she doesn't realize I'm here... then.)
Ayumu takes a look at Sera's change of clothes.
Ayumu: (T-this is her bra...!? Expectedly it's big... rather, it's well-made.
Ayumu: Come to think of it, Sera always did the laundry, I wonder if I should...
Ayumu: (And this is her panties...? It's white...) *gulp*
*SFX: Door opens
Sera: ... Ayumu?
Ayumu: ... Ah.
Sera: ... Just what are you doing with that?
Ayumu: (This is bad, I'm found... how do I get away from this?)
Ayumu: (T/N: The author lets the 60th poster in the thread decide what he says, and so he says...) "Is Saras-chan done yet?"
Sera: ... *hits him*
Ayumu: Gyah!?
Ayumu fainted. (T/N: Surely this author loves making him faint, as a 63rd poster mentioned - "He faints too much." )
Spoiler for Fifth part:
Ayumu: ... Ugh.
Ayumu: (Why are Haruna and Sera so brutal...)
Ayumu: Well, I was in the wrong for that one earlier.
Ayumu: (I guess I should go and apologize...)
In front of Sera's room. (T/N: Room? What room? It's just the ceiling above Ayumu's room, but meh whatever.)
Ayumu: Hey Sera, still up?
Silence...
Ayumu: (... Already asleep, I guess.)
Ayumu returned to his room. (T/N: Like I said earlier... but meh. Let's keep that in mind.)
Ayumu: Well, let's go to sleep.
*knock knock*
Ayumu: Hm?
Sera entered the room.
Sera: I heard your voice in front of my room (T/N: Somehow I'm hurting a bit reading this knowing she doesn't technically have a room and can't help it) earlier, is there anything?
Ayumu: Ah, I just wanted to apologize for peeking in the bathroom earlier, so I'm sorry.
Sera: Oh, that. I don't care about it anymore.
Ayumu: I see.
Sera: Is that all?
Ayumu: Yep.
Sera: Then...
Ayumu: Yeah, hurry and go to sleep, good night.
Sera: ...
Ayumu: Hm? What?
Sera: No, it's just I can't sleep since yesterday...
Ayumu: Eh, why?
Sera: Besides... since you saw me naked, I feel strangely hot.... *mumble*
Ayumu: ... Eh?
Sera: ... That's, if you would... can I sleep with you? (T/N: I'll leave this to your imagination of the context, and if you do, consider the story finished and don't read past this point. HEH.)
Ayumu: Me, with you...?
Sera: Yes, I can't sleep alone somehow...
Ayumu: ... Are you fine with me?
Sera: ....
Ayumu: Doesn't have to be me, there's Yuu and Haruna...
Sera: ... Yes, let's sleep together like those two.
Ayumu: ....
Ayumu: (... Is this good?)
Sera moved as if to get out of the room.
Ayumu: W-wait!
Sera: What is it?
Ayumu: I guess you aren't going to sleep with me?
Sera: ....
Ayumu: ... No, I mean, I want to sleep with you... No good?
Sera: ... I understand.
Ayumu and Sera got on the bed.
Ayumu: ....
Sera: ....
Ayumu: ... Hey, Sera.
Sera: ... Don't speak to me, I can't sleep.
Ayumu: Ah, sorry.
Sera: And if possible can you stay a little bit further away from me? Because it's disgusting. (T/N: His bed isn't really big or anything isn't it? Also, unsure on how to translate this.)
Ayumu: ... Got it.
Spoiler for Fifth Part, part 2:
---Hours passing
Ayumu: ...
Ayumu: (Come to think of it, it's thanks to Sera coming over here that I now too am strangely alert and can't sleep.)
Sera: ....zzzz
Ayumu: ... She seems to have fallen asleep already.
Sera: ... What is it, you piece of shit?
Ayumu: You're awake!?
Sera: I told you, I can't sleep.
Ayumu: If you can't sleep it's going to be tough on you all night long.
Sera: I want to but I can't.
Ayumu: What is it that makes you can't sleep so much?
Sera: It wasn't like this before.
Ayumu: What's the cause?
Sera: ... Probably because of the kiss with you yesterday, I suppose.
Ayumu: That, eh? Wasn't that an accident... are you that troubled?
Sera: To you, it might be a small matter, but not to me.
Ayumu: Didn't I already tell you that I'm sorry?
Sera: Do you think it's enough with just apologizing? I can't sleep because of you, you know?
Ayumu: ....
Sera: Besides, today you stared at my change of clothes, and peeked at my naked body too.
Ayumu: Sorry... or rather, your body was covered by steam, so I didn't even see it, are you still bothered by it?
Sera: You must take responsibility for this.
Ayumu: Responsibility, eh... what should I do?
Sera: (T/N: It's another "Xth Poster decides it" from the OP, this time he goes with the 88th and this is the result: ) Let's kiss.
Ayumu: Kiss... you and me?
Sera: Yes.
Ayumu: R-really?
Sera: This time, let's kiss for real, and not just an accident.
Ayumu: *gulp*
Sera: ... Then.
Ayumu: Hold on a second!
Sera: What is it?
Ayumu: I-I guess I should start...
Sera: Yes, of course.
Ayumu: S-Sera, are you fine kissing with me?
Sera: Yes.
Ayumu: *gulp*
Ayumu: B-but if we kiss this means you'll be married to me... are you still fine with that?
Sera: What are you talking about? I already broke the rule so it doesn't matter.
Ayumu: ... Eh?
Sera: Yes, who was it who said that to me yesterday?
Ayumu: That's...
Sera: ... Besides, if it's Ayumu... I don't mind... *mumble*
Ayumu: ... Huh?
Sera: Now, please do it.
Ayumu: Uu...
Ayumu: (What to do... what to do...) *gulp*
Sera: ....
Ayumu: (There's no backing out, now!)
Ayumu kissed Sera.
*Heartbeats*
Ayumu: ....
Sera: ....
Ayumu: ... We, kissed...
Sera: ... Yes.
Ayumu: With this, you should be able to sleep already.
Sera: ... No, I can't sleep with just that.
Ayumu: ...Eehh!?
Ayumu: But we kissed earlier...
Sera: ... Ayumu.
Ayumu: Hm?
Sera: Earlier, you said you didn't see my naked body because of the steam...
Ayumu: Yeah.
Sera: ... Are you curious about it?
Ayumu: ... T-that... just a little bit...
Sera: Just a little bit?
Ayumu: N-no, I am curious... by a lot.
Sera: ... Do you want to see it?
Ayumu: ... Eh?
Ayumu: Are you... going to show me?
Sera: ... If by all means, you want to see it...
Ayumu: *gulp* (Seeing Sera's... fresh body...)
Sera: ... Can't be helped, you're a piece of shit after all.
Ayumu: ... Eh?
Ayumu: (What...? Did Sera just tease me...?)
Sera: Really, what are you saying...
Ayumu: That's cruel, I said nothing... Mmmm!?
Sera kissed Ayumu.
*Heartbeats*
Ayumu: ....
Sera: ....
Ayumu: S-Sera...
Sera: ... Please don't be in such a hurry.
Ayumu: Yeah, sorry...
Sera: ... Ayumu, can you please keep what happened today a secret from the others?
Ayumu: The fact that we kissed?
Sera: Yes.
Ayumu: I won't tell anyone.
Sera: Good, then... can we kiss... a bit more?
Ayumu: Yeah.
Sera: ... Please keep what we do after this a secret from the others as well.
Ayumu: ... Yeah.
Spoiler for Epilogue:
Next day.
Ayumu: Uuurrggghh....
Ayumu: (What a painful headache early on in the morning...)
Ayumu: (Besides, whatever happened last night, I don't have a clue...)
Sera: Ayumu, please wake up.
Ayumu: (And as soon as I opened my eyes, somehow Sera is in my room.)
Ayumu: My head is aching first thing in the morning, I'm not getting up.
Sera: What are you saying? If you don't wake up soon you will be late for school.
Ayumu: Ah, yeah...
Sera: Wake up, go to school, and when you come back, tonight let's do it like yesterday...
Ayumu: Did you know what was I doing last night?
Sera: Yes, err... You didn't remember?
Ayumu: Not a clue... so please tell me why is my head aching this much, I don't get it.
Sera: Really... fufu, I'll tell you if you get up and get ready for school.
Ayumu: (Why is she laughing cheerfully...? Damn it, it's impossible to go to school with this painful headache...)
--- (The story from OP ends here.) ---
You're asking why? It's of course because since it's on a web archive and mostly consists of simple sentences to translate, I abused the hell out of Rikaichan (Rikaikun on Google Chrome) on it and there we go, and I think my translation is quite crude.
Most light novels, though, contain a lot of narratives I'm not fond of translating. Especially if they get around explaining terminologies etc. Manga, well, it gets messy when I encounter upon a Kanji I can't read (due to no Furigana) and I usually give up on that. Also, when the character gets around to explaining stuff I raise the white flag right there.
Trust me, my Japanese is only good for no-longer-than-a-sentence conversations.
There's also another one I had a good read before I got around translating this one, in fact even better: the OP expanded on Sera's character development in a pretty way. (Like how she come to terms of how she feels about Ayumu). Maybe I'll take a break for today and come back for that later when I feel I have enough spirits to do it. (Of course, that also means encouragement from you guys. Zero motivation, zero cake )
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OP's title - "Sera: Are you trying to get in my way? Ayumu: No..."
Spoiler for Prologue:
Ayumu: I'm not trying to get in your way, I just wanted to help.
Sera: No thank you, please don't come any closer you piece of shit.
Ayumu: Like I said...
Haruna: What are you doing, you two!
*push*
Ayumu: H-hey! Don't suddenly push me like that from behind Haruna--eh!?
Sera: A-Ayumu!?
Ayumu lost his balance and fell down on Sera.
Ayumu: (Ouch, damn that Haruna... eh, EH!?)
Ayumu's and Sera's lips meet.
Ayumu: S-sorry, Sera, just now....
Sera: .... *kick*
Ayumu: Gyah!?
Sera sends Ayumu flying with a kick.
Haruna: Ayumu! What're you doing! Are you an idiot!? Pervert! Die! *kicks him repeatedly*
Ayumu: You're the one who pushed me... Gyah!?
Sera: ... piece of shit. *pulls on Ayumu's shirt*
Ayumu: S-Sera...
Sera: How dare you steal a kiss from me...
Ayumu: N-no, that was...
Sera: Are we only married to that extent!? How disgusting! *hits Ayumu repeatedly*
Ayumu: Like I said, that was an accident... Gyah!?
Sera: ... But this time it was my mistake, had I dodged the proposal this could've been avoided... it was a failure.
Haruna: What're you saying leaf girl?
Sera: I, for the rest of my life, will love this piece of shit... no, Ayumu.
Haruna: ... Hah!?
Sera: But what should we do?
Ayumu: Do what?
Sera: You're already married to another vampire ninja, don't you.
Ayumu: Tomonori isn't it?
Sera: Yes.
Ayumu: I told her too that it was also an accident but she didn't listen.
Sera: Are you aiming for a bigamy?
Ayumu: Bigamy... maybe.
Sera: ... You're the worst.
Haruna: Things like bigamy, isn't it common knowledge that it's impossible?
Ayumu: Even if you say common knowledge... Oh well, even if I think about it, I'm a zombie so I guess that doesn't apply to me.
Ayumu: That was a joke, though it's still be fine even if I didn't marry you.
Sera: Why?
Ayumu: You don't really want to be married to me, don't you?
Sera: That's....
Ayumu: Besides, why are you upholding that kind of rule?
Sera: Rules are absolute.
Ayumu: But you already broke that rule, so shouldn't there be no need to uphold it anymore?
Sera: Certainly, then is it fine if I don't marry you?
Ayumu: Yeah, so don't worry about what happened just now... besides, it was my fault. Sorry.
Sera: No, it's...
Haruna: ....
Haruna: Hey! Ayumu!
Ayumu: What is it, Haruna?
Haruna: Kiss me too!
Ayumu: ... Ha?
Sera: Haruna...?
Haruna: I said, kiss me!
Ayumu: Why should I kiss you?
Haruna: Since you already kissed someone else then why don't you kiss me too!
Ayumu: No, no, it was an accident with Sera and Tomonori like I said!
Haruna: Then get into an accidental kiss with me!
Ayumu: What're you saying?
Sera: Haruna.
Haruna: What is it, leaf girl!?
Sera: This piece of shit is disgusting so it is better if you stop.
Ayumu: ... That hurts real bad right now.
Sera: Leaving that aside, I'll be cooking so please look forward to it.
Ayumu: Err, wait a minute.
Sera: You will eat too, right Ayumu?
Ayumu: Uh...
Ayumu fainted as he eats Sera's cooking.
Spoiler for Second part:
Next day.
Ayumu: Nn... How long have I been sleeping...
Sera: Ha--!
Right before Ayumu's eyes is Sera's face.
Ayumu: What are you doing?
Sera: T-That's... you've been asleep for too long so I guess I should wake you...
Ayumu: Sera, waking me up...? By the way, your face is so close.
Sera: ... E-enough already just wake up and go to school! You piece of shit! *hits Ayumu*
Ayumu: Gyah!?
Ayumu, waken up by Sera, went to school.
School
Ayumu: Really, what's wrong with that Sera...
Orito: What's up, something wrong with Sera-san?
Ayumu: Something like that.
Tomonori: Did something happen, Aikawa!
Ayumu: Not telling.
Tomonori: What! I'm worried!
Orito: Don't tell me... you kissed Sera-san!?
Ayumu: Why the hell do you know that!?
Orito, Tomonori: ... Eh?
Ayumu: ... Ah, sorry. That was a joke. Don't sweat it.
Orito: Y-you... you kissed Sera-san...
Ayumu: I said, that was a joke.
Tomonori: But I believed in you, Aikawa...
Ayumu: No, like I said...
Tomonori ran away crying
Ayumu: ....
After school
Ayumu: Barely reached until home safely, eh.
Sera: I've come to escort you home.
Ayumu: Oh! Sera, you came... I'm saved.
Sera: ... It's not like I came here for you.
Ayumu: Then for who did you come for?
Sera: Let's hurry home.
Ayumu: Yeah.
Sera: ....
Ayumu: ....
Sera: ... Ayumu.
Ayumu: What is it?
Sera: ... Could we hold our hands together?
Ayumu: Yeah... err, eehh!?
Sera: What is it?
Ayumu: For Sera to say such a thing... You, could you be an impostor?
Sera: Do you want to be slain? You piece of shit.
Ayumu: No, nothing.
Ayumu: But why do you want to hold hands?
Sera: It's not that I want to. Like this, even if you faint because of the sun, we'll be home by the time you came to.
Sera: It would be troublesome to have to go and look for you again.
Ayumu: Then wouldn't it be better for me to walk before you?
Sera: It's disgusting to have you walk in front of me and obstructing my field of vision, you piece of shit.
Ayumu: ...Yes...
Ayumu and Sera walked hand-in-hand.
Sera: ...
Ayumu: ....
Sera: ... Ayumu.
Ayumu: What now?
Sera: ...Will you link arms with me?
Ayumu: ... Sera.
Sera: What is it?
Ayumu: If you feel sick, let's go to the hospital.
Sera: So you really want to be slain? You piece of shit.
Ayumu: No, never mind...
Ayumu and Sera linked arms.
Ayumu: (What's up with Sera, she's been somewhat strange since yesterday...)
Sera: What's the matter?
Ayumu: Nah, it's just that linking arms with you...
Sera: It's just a service.
Ayumu: Oh, really?
Ayumu: (Oooohh, I can feel her extra large tits on my arm as we walk!)
Sera: ... Ayumu.
Ayumu: Hm?
Sera: That, can we drop by somewhere for a bit?
Ayumu: Where to?
Sera: Let's see...
Sera: A, Ayumu?
Ayumu: What is it?
Sera: Your nose is bleeding.
Ayumu: ... Ha--!?
Ayumu: (Damn, is my nose bleeding because I linked arms with her...?)
Sera: Tissue...
Ayumu: ... I'm feeling dizzy, I guess I'm already at my limit with my nosebleed and the sun's rays... *faints*
Sera: Wha- Ayumu? Get a grip on yourself!
Ayumu: (My vision is getting pitch black...)
Ayumu fainted.
Spoiler for Third part:
Ayumu: ... Hm? This is...
Sera: Are you already awake?
Ayumu sees Sera's face as he opens his eyes.
Ayumu: Sera? Are we... home?
Sera: Yes. You fainted while having a nosebleed so I carried you here.
Ayumu: Oh, really? Sorry... hm?
Ayumu realized he slept on Sera's lap.
Ayumu: Uwah!?
Sera: W-what's the matter? Suddenly getting up...
Ayumu: No, I was asleep on your lap, didn't I...
Sera: Yes, because I felt it would be better than lying down horizontally.
Ayumu: ....
Sera: Since you seem to have already recovered, then I shall...
Ayumu: Hold on a minute.
Sera: Yes?
Ayumu: I still feel dizzy, I suppose I'll go and lie down a little bit more...
Sera: Wouldn't you fall over if you lie down there? (T/N: Not sure if she refers to somewhere, but IIRC there's no sofa in the house).
Ayumu: No, but I want to lie down on your lap... No good?
Sera: ... I don't mind.
Once again Ayumu lies down in Sera's lap.
Ayumu: ....
Sera: ....
Ayumu: ... Hey, Sera.
Sera: What is it?
Ayumu: ... I think I could die now.
Sera: What are you saying? Aren't you already dead, Ayumu?
Ayumu: Right, I'm a zombie after all.
Sera: ....
Ayumu: ....
Sera,Ayumu: Um.
Sera: What is it?
Ayumu: You too.
Sera: You first.
Ayumu: ... You and me...
Haruna: What are you doing, you two?
Ayumu: Haruna?
Haruna: Ah! Ayumu's lying down on leaf girl's lap!
Sera: Nice timing, won't you change with me?
Haruna: Eh, w... why do I have to be Ayumu's lap-pillow... i... it can't be helped!
Sera: Then I'll be....
Sera stopped being a lap-pillow (T/N: This SS's narrative is really uninteresting to translate...)
Ayumu: W-Wait, Sera!
Haruna: Ayumu, I'm gonna be your lap-pillow!
Ayumu: My Sera lap-pillow is...
Haruna became Ayumu's lap-pillow.
Ayumu: ... No, this is... quite...
Ayumu: ... But...
Haruna: What's up?
Ayumu: Compared to Sera, you have a small chest...
Haruna: Stupid! Ero-Ayumu! Die! *hits Ayumu repeatedly*
Ayumu: Gyah!?
Ayumu: Yeah yeah, I'm going to do it now so wait for it~~~
Kitchen
Sera: What is it, Ayumu?
Ayumu: What... no, about the cooking.
Sera: Please leave it to me.
Ayumu: No. Even if you said so...
Haruna: I'm going to help too so leave it to me!
Ayumu: Oh, really, Haruna's helping too... so no worries then.
Sera: What do you mean by that...
Ayumu: Nah, nothing... Well I'll be waiting.
Haruna: It's done! Ayumu!
Ayumu: Really? Ooh, looks good!
Sera: Yes, I made it.
Ayumu: ... Eh? No way.
Sera: I'm not lying.
Ayumu: I-I can't believe it...
Haruna: It's because I taught leaf girl how do it!
Ayumu: I see...
Sera: Ayumu, won't you try it first?
Ayumu: Alright. *om nom nom nom*
Ayumu: ... Ugh!?
Ayumu: (Even though the looks have changed, didn't the taste stay the same...) *falls down*
Ayumu fainted. (T/N: This writer really loves making him faint isn't it? The way the narrative is written doesn't help much either.)
Spoiler for Fourth part:
Ayumu: ... Ugh.
Haruna: Are you awake now?
Ayumu: Yeah.
Haruna: It's already bedtime, it's better if you go to sleep.
Ayumu: Can't be helped, I just woke up.
Haruna: Then how about a bath? We just got out.
Ayumu: I'll do that then.
Ayumu heads to the bathroom.
Bathroom
"Hmmhmmhmmhmm~m~" *humming*
Ayumu: That voice, is Sera inside?
Ayumu: (I guess I'll wait outside...)
Ayumu: ... Hm?
Ayumu: (Isn't that Sera's change of clothes...?)
Ayumu: *gulp*
Ayumu: (At any rate Sera is bathing, so I guess she doesn't realize I'm here... then.)
Ayumu takes a look at Sera's change of clothes.
Ayumu: (T-this is her bra...!? Expectedly it's big... rather, it's well-made.
Ayumu: Come to think of it, Sera always did the laundry, I wonder if I should...
Ayumu: (And this is her panties...? It's white...) *gulp*
*SFX: Door opens
Sera: ... Ayumu?
Ayumu: ... Ah.
Sera: ... Just what are you doing with that?
Ayumu: (This is bad, I'm found... how do I get away from this?)
Ayumu: (T/N: The author lets the 60th poster in the thread decide what he says, and so he says...) "Is Saras-chan done yet?"
Sera: ... *hits him*
Ayumu: Gyah!?
Ayumu fainted. (T/N: Surely this author loves making him faint, as a 63rd poster mentioned - "He faints too much." )
Spoiler for Fifth part:
Ayumu: ... Ugh.
Ayumu: (Why are Haruna and Sera so brutal...)
Ayumu: Well, I was in the wrong for that one earlier.
Ayumu: (I guess I should go and apologize...)
In front of Sera's room. (T/N: Room? What room? It's just the ceiling above Ayumu's room, but meh whatever.)
Ayumu: Hey Sera, still up?
Silence...
Ayumu: (... Already asleep, I guess.)
Ayumu returned to his room. (T/N: Like I said earlier... but meh. Let's keep that in mind.)
Ayumu: Well, let's go to sleep.
*knock knock*
Ayumu: Hm?
Sera entered the room.
Sera: I heard your voice in front of my room (T/N: Somehow I'm hurting a bit reading this knowing she doesn't technically have a room and can't help it) earlier, is there anything?
Ayumu: Ah, I just wanted to apologize for peeking in the bathroom earlier, so I'm sorry.
Sera: Oh, that. I don't care about it anymore.
Ayumu: I see.
Sera: Is that all?
Ayumu: Yep.
Sera: Then...
Ayumu: Yeah, hurry and go to sleep, good night.
Sera: ...
Ayumu: Hm? What?
Sera: No, it's just I can't sleep since yesterday...
Ayumu: Eh, why?
Sera: Besides... since you saw me naked, I feel strangely hot.... *mumble*
Ayumu: ... Eh?
Sera: ... That's, if you would... can I sleep with you? (T/N: I'll leave this to your imagination of the context, and if you do, consider the story finished and don't read past this point. HEH.)
Ayumu: Me, with you...?
Sera: Yes, I can't sleep alone somehow...
Ayumu: ... Are you fine with me?
Sera: ....
Ayumu: Doesn't have to be me, there's Yuu and Haruna...
Sera: ... Yes, let's sleep together like those two.
Ayumu: ....
Ayumu: (... Is this good?)
Sera moved as if to get out of the room.
Ayumu: W-wait!
Sera: What is it?
Ayumu: I guess you aren't going to sleep with me?
Sera: ....
Ayumu: ... No, I mean, I want to sleep with you... No good?
Sera: ... I understand.
Ayumu and Sera got on the bed.
Ayumu: ....
Sera: ....
Ayumu: ... Hey, Sera.
Sera: ... Don't speak to me, I can't sleep.
Ayumu: Ah, sorry.
Sera: And if possible can you stay a little bit further away from me? Because it's disgusting. (T/N: His bed isn't really big or anything isn't it? Also, unsure on how to translate this.)
Ayumu: ... Got it.
Spoiler for Fifth Part, part 2:
---Hours passing
Ayumu: ...
Ayumu: (Come to think of it, it's thanks to Sera coming over here that I now too am strangely alert and can't sleep.)
Sera: ....zzzz
Ayumu: ... She seems to have fallen asleep already.
Sera: ... What is it, you piece of shit?
Ayumu: You're awake!?
Sera: I told you, I can't sleep.
Ayumu: If you can't sleep it's going to be tough on you all night long.
Sera: I want to but I can't.
Ayumu: What is it that makes you can't sleep so much?
Sera: It wasn't like this before.
Ayumu: What's the cause?
Sera: ... Probably because of the kiss with you yesterday, I suppose.
Ayumu: That, eh? Wasn't that an accident... are you that troubled?
Sera: To you, it might be a small matter, but not to me.
Ayumu: Didn't I already tell you that I'm sorry?
Sera: Do you think it's enough with just apologizing? I can't sleep because of you, you know?
Ayumu: ....
Sera: Besides, today you stared at my change of clothes, and peeked at my naked body too.
Ayumu: Sorry... or rather, your body was covered by steam, so I didn't even see it, are you still bothered by it?
Sera: You must take responsibility for this.
Ayumu: Responsibility, eh... what should I do?
Sera: (T/N: It's another "Xth Poster decides it" from the OP, this time he goes with the 88th and this is the result: ) Let's kiss.
Ayumu: Kiss... you and me?
Sera: Yes.
Ayumu: R-really?
Sera: This time, let's kiss for real, and not just an accident.
Ayumu: *gulp*
Sera: ... Then.
Ayumu: Hold on a second!
Sera: What is it?
Ayumu: I-I guess I should start...
Sera: Yes, of course.
Ayumu: S-Sera, are you fine kissing with me?
Sera: Yes.
Ayumu: *gulp*
Ayumu: B-but if we kiss this means you'll be married to me... are you still fine with that?
Sera: What are you talking about? I already broke the rule so it doesn't matter.
Ayumu: ... Eh?
Sera: Yes, who was it who said that to me yesterday?
Ayumu: That's...
Sera: ... Besides, if it's Ayumu... I don't mind... *mumble*
Ayumu: ... Huh?
Sera: Now, please do it.
Ayumu: Uu...
Ayumu: (What to do... what to do...) *gulp*
Sera: ....
Ayumu: (There's no backing out, now!)
Ayumu kissed Sera.
*Heartbeats*
Ayumu: ....
Sera: ....
Ayumu: ... We, kissed...
Sera: ... Yes.
Ayumu: With this, you should be able to sleep already.
Sera: ... No, I can't sleep with just that.
Ayumu: ...Eehh!?
Ayumu: But we kissed earlier...
Sera: ... Ayumu.
Ayumu: Hm?
Sera: Earlier, you said you didn't see my naked body because of the steam...
Ayumu: Yeah.
Sera: ... Are you curious about it?
Ayumu: ... T-that... just a little bit...
Sera: Just a little bit?
Ayumu: N-no, I am curious... by a lot.
Sera: ... Do you want to see it?
Ayumu: ... Eh?
Ayumu: Are you... going to show me?
Sera: ... If by all means, you want to see it...
Ayumu: *gulp* (Seeing Sera's... fresh body...)
Sera: ... Can't be helped, you're a piece of shit after all.
Ayumu: ... Eh?
Ayumu: (What...? Did Sera just tease me...?)
Sera: Really, what are you saying...
Ayumu: That's cruel, I said nothing... Mmmm!?
Sera kissed Ayumu.
*Heartbeats*
Ayumu: ....
Sera: ....
Ayumu: S-Sera...
Sera: ... Please don't be in such a hurry.
Ayumu: Yeah, sorry...
Sera: ... Ayumu, can you please keep what happened today a secret from the others?
Ayumu: The fact that we kissed?
Sera: Yes.
Ayumu: I won't tell anyone.
Sera: Good, then... can we kiss... a bit more?
Ayumu: Yeah.
Sera: ... Please keep what we do after this a secret from the others as well.
Ayumu: ... Yeah.
Spoiler for Epilogue:
Next day.
Ayumu: Uuurrggghh....
Ayumu: (What a painful headache early on in the morning...)
Ayumu: (Besides, whatever happened last night, I don't have a clue...)
Sera: Ayumu, please wake up.
Ayumu: (And as soon as I opened my eyes, somehow Sera is in my room.)
Ayumu: My head is aching first thing in the morning, I'm not getting up.
Sera: What are you saying? If you don't wake up soon you will be late for school.
Ayumu: Ah, yeah...
Sera: Wake up, go to school, and when you come back, tonight let's do it like yesterday...
Ayumu: Did you know what was I doing last night?
Sera: Yes, err... You didn't remember?
Ayumu: Not a clue... so please tell me why is my head aching this much, I don't get it.
Sera: Really... fufu, I'll tell you if you get up and get ready for school.
Ayumu: (Why is she laughing cheerfully...? Damn it, it's impossible to go to school with this painful headache...)
--- (The story from OP ends here.) ---
You're asking why? It's of course because since it's on a web archive and mostly consists of simple sentences to translate, I abused the hell out of Rikaichan (Rikaikun on Google Chrome) on it and there we go, and I think my translation is quite crude.
Most light novels, though, contain a lot of narratives I'm not fond of translating. Especially if they get around explaining terminologies etc. Manga, well, it gets messy when I encounter upon a Kanji I can't read (due to no Furigana) and I usually give up on that. Also, when the character gets around to explaining stuff I raise the white flag right there.
Trust me, my Japanese is only good for no-longer-than-a-sentence conversations.
There's also another one I had a good read before I got around translating this one, in fact even better: the OP expanded on Sera's character development in a pretty way. (Like how she come to terms of how she feels about Ayumu). Maybe I'll take a break for today and come back for that later when I feel I have enough spirits to do it. (Of course, that also means encouragement from you guys. Zero motivation, zero cake )
Please do it pleeeeeaaaasssseee
and on another note he really does make him faint to much.
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"May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't." --George Patton
OP's title - "Sera: Are you trying to get in my way? Ayumu: No..."
Spoiler for Prologue:
Ayumu: I'm not trying to get in your way, I just wanted to help.
Sera: No thank you, please don't come any closer you piece of shit.
Ayumu: Like I said...
Haruna: What are you doing, you two!
*push*
Ayumu: H-hey! Don't suddenly push me like that from behind Haruna--eh!?
Sera: A-Ayumu!?
Ayumu lost his balance and fell down on Sera.
Ayumu: (Ouch, damn that Haruna... eh, EH!?)
Ayumu's and Sera's lips meet.
Ayumu: S-sorry, Sera, just now....
Sera: .... *kick*
Ayumu: Gyah!?
Sera sends Ayumu flying with a kick.
Haruna: Ayumu! What're you doing! Are you an idiot!? Pervert! Die! *kicks him repeatedly*
Ayumu: You're the one who pushed me... Gyah!?
Sera: ... piece of shit. *pulls on Ayumu's shirt*
Ayumu: S-Sera...
Sera: How dare you steal a kiss from me...
Ayumu: N-no, that was...
Sera: Are we only married to that extent!? How disgusting! *hits Ayumu repeatedly*
Ayumu: Like I said, that was an accident... Gyah!?
Sera: ... But this time it was my mistake, had I dodged the proposal this could've been avoided... it was a failure.
Haruna: What're you saying leaf girl?
Sera: I, for the rest of my life, will love this piece of shit... no, Ayumu.
Haruna: ... Hah!?
Sera: But what should we do?
Ayumu: Do what?
Sera: You're already married to another vampire ninja, don't you.
Ayumu: Tomonori isn't it?
Sera: Yes.
Ayumu: I told her too that it was also an accident but she didn't listen.
Sera: Are you aiming for a bigamy?
Ayumu: Bigamy... maybe.
Sera: ... You're the worst.
Haruna: Things like bigamy, isn't it common knowledge that it's impossible?
Ayumu: Even if you say common knowledge... Oh well, even if I think about it, I'm a zombie so I guess that doesn't apply to me.
Ayumu: That was a joke, though it's still be fine even if I didn't marry you.
Sera: Why?
Ayumu: You don't really want to be married to me, don't you?
Sera: That's....
Ayumu: Besides, why are you upholding that kind of rule?
Sera: Rules are absolute.
Ayumu: But you already broke that rule, so shouldn't there be no need to uphold it anymore?
Sera: Certainly, then is it fine if I don't marry you?
Ayumu: Yeah, so don't worry about what happened just now... besides, it was my fault. Sorry.
Sera: No, it's...
Haruna: ....
Haruna: Hey! Ayumu!
Ayumu: What is it, Haruna?
Haruna: Kiss me too!
Ayumu: ... Ha?
Sera: Haruna...?
Haruna: I said, kiss me!
Ayumu: Why should I kiss you?
Haruna: Since you already kissed someone else then why don't you kiss me too!
Ayumu: No, no, it was an accident with Sera and Tomonori like I said!
Haruna: Then get into an accidental kiss with me!
Ayumu: What're you saying?
Sera: Haruna.
Haruna: What is it, leaf girl!?
Sera: This piece of shit is disgusting so it is better if you stop.
Ayumu: ... That hurts real bad right now.
Sera: Leaving that aside, I'll be cooking so please look forward to it.
Ayumu: Err, wait a minute.
Sera: You will eat too, right Ayumu?
Ayumu: Uh...
Ayumu fainted as he eats Sera's cooking.
Spoiler for Second part:
Next day.
Ayumu: Nn... How long have I been sleeping...
Sera: Ha--!
Right before Ayumu's eyes is Sera's face.
Ayumu: What are you doing?
Sera: T-That's... you've been asleep for too long so I guess I should wake you...
Ayumu: Sera, waking me up...? By the way, your face is so close.
Sera: ... E-enough already just wake up and go to school! You piece of shit! *hits Ayumu*
Ayumu: Gyah!?
Ayumu, waken up by Sera, went to school.
School
Ayumu: Really, what's wrong with that Sera...
Orito: What's up, something wrong with Sera-san?
Ayumu: Something like that.
Tomonori: Did something happen, Aikawa!
Ayumu: Not telling.
Tomonori: What! I'm worried!
Orito: Don't tell me... you kissed Sera-san!?
Ayumu: Why the hell do you know that!?
Orito, Tomonori: ... Eh?
Ayumu: ... Ah, sorry. That was a joke. Don't sweat it.
Orito: Y-you... you kissed Sera-san...
Ayumu: I said, that was a joke.
Tomonori: But I believed in you, Aikawa...
Ayumu: No, like I said...
Tomonori ran away crying
Ayumu: ....
After school
Ayumu: Barely reached until home safely, eh.
Sera: I've come to escort you home.
Ayumu: Oh! Sera, you came... I'm saved.
Sera: ... It's not like I came here for you.
Ayumu: Then for who did you come for?
Sera: Let's hurry home.
Ayumu: Yeah.
Sera: ....
Ayumu: ....
Sera: ... Ayumu.
Ayumu: What is it?
Sera: ... Could we hold our hands together?
Ayumu: Yeah... err, eehh!?
Sera: What is it?
Ayumu: For Sera to say such a thing... You, could you be an impostor?
Sera: Do you want to be slain? You piece of shit.
Ayumu: No, nothing.
Ayumu: But why do you want to hold hands?
Sera: It's not that I want to. Like this, even if you faint because of the sun, we'll be home by the time you came to.
Sera: It would be troublesome to have to go and look for you again.
Ayumu: Then wouldn't it be better for me to walk before you?
Sera: It's disgusting to have you walk in front of me and obstructing my field of vision, you piece of shit.
Ayumu: ...Yes...
Ayumu and Sera walked hand-in-hand.
Sera: ...
Ayumu: ....
Sera: ... Ayumu.
Ayumu: What now?
Sera: ...Will you link arms with me?
Ayumu: ... Sera.
Sera: What is it?
Ayumu: If you feel sick, let's go to the hospital.
Sera: So you really want to be slain? You piece of shit.
Ayumu: No, never mind...
Ayumu and Sera linked arms.
Ayumu: (What's up with Sera, she's been somewhat strange since yesterday...)
Sera: What's the matter?
Ayumu: Nah, it's just that linking arms with you...
Sera: It's just a service.
Ayumu: Oh, really?
Ayumu: (Oooohh, I can feel her extra large tits on my arm as we walk!)
Sera: ... Ayumu.
Ayumu: Hm?
Sera: That, can we drop by somewhere for a bit?
Ayumu: Where to?
Sera: Let's see...
Sera: A, Ayumu?
Ayumu: What is it?
Sera: Your nose is bleeding.
Ayumu: ... Ha--!?
Ayumu: (Damn, is my nose bleeding because I linked arms with her...?)
Sera: Tissue...
Ayumu: ... I'm feeling dizzy, I guess I'm already at my limit with my nosebleed and the sun's rays... *faints*
Sera: Wha- Ayumu? Get a grip on yourself!
Ayumu: (My vision is getting pitch black...)
Ayumu fainted.
Spoiler for Third part:
Ayumu: ... Hm? This is...
Sera: Are you already awake?
Ayumu sees Sera's face as he opens his eyes.
Ayumu: Sera? Are we... home?
Sera: Yes. You fainted while having a nosebleed so I carried you here.
Ayumu: Oh, really? Sorry... hm?
Ayumu realized he slept on Sera's lap.
Ayumu: Uwah!?
Sera: W-what's the matter? Suddenly getting up...
Ayumu: No, I was asleep on your lap, didn't I...
Sera: Yes, because I felt it would be better than lying down horizontally.
Ayumu: ....
Sera: Since you seem to have already recovered, then I shall...
Ayumu: Hold on a minute.
Sera: Yes?
Ayumu: I still feel dizzy, I suppose I'll go and lie down a little bit more...
Sera: Wouldn't you fall over if you lie down there? (T/N: Not sure if she refers to somewhere, but IIRC there's no sofa in the house).
Ayumu: No, but I want to lie down on your lap... No good?
Sera: ... I don't mind.
Once again Ayumu lies down in Sera's lap.
Ayumu: ....
Sera: ....
Ayumu: ... Hey, Sera.
Sera: What is it?
Ayumu: ... I think I could die now.
Sera: What are you saying? Aren't you already dead, Ayumu?
Ayumu: Right, I'm a zombie after all.
Sera: ....
Ayumu: ....
Sera,Ayumu: Um.
Sera: What is it?
Ayumu: You too.
Sera: You first.
Ayumu: ... You and me...
Haruna: What are you doing, you two?
Ayumu: Haruna?
Haruna: Ah! Ayumu's lying down on leaf girl's lap!
Sera: Nice timing, won't you change with me?
Haruna: Eh, w... why do I have to be Ayumu's lap-pillow... i... it can't be helped!
Sera: Then I'll be....
Sera stopped being a lap-pillow (T/N: This SS's narrative is really uninteresting to translate...)
Ayumu: W-Wait, Sera!
Haruna: Ayumu, I'm gonna be your lap-pillow!
Ayumu: My Sera lap-pillow is...
Haruna became Ayumu's lap-pillow.
Ayumu: ... No, this is... quite...
Ayumu: ... But...
Haruna: What's up?
Ayumu: Compared to Sera, you have a small chest...
Haruna: Stupid! Ero-Ayumu! Die! *hits Ayumu repeatedly*
Ayumu: Gyah!?
Ayumu: Yeah yeah, I'm going to do it now so wait for it~~~
Kitchen
Sera: What is it, Ayumu?
Ayumu: What... no, about the cooking.
Sera: Please leave it to me.
Ayumu: No. Even if you said so...
Haruna: I'm going to help too so leave it to me!
Ayumu: Oh, really, Haruna's helping too... so no worries then.
Sera: What do you mean by that...
Ayumu: Nah, nothing... Well I'll be waiting.
Haruna: It's done! Ayumu!
Ayumu: Really? Ooh, looks good!
Sera: Yes, I made it.
Ayumu: ... Eh? No way.
Sera: I'm not lying.
Ayumu: I-I can't believe it...
Haruna: It's because I taught leaf girl how do it!
Ayumu: I see...
Sera: Ayumu, won't you try it first?
Ayumu: Alright. *om nom nom nom*
Ayumu: ... Ugh!?
Ayumu: (Even though the looks have changed, didn't the taste stay the same...) *falls down*
Ayumu fainted. (T/N: This writer really loves making him faint isn't it? The way the narrative is written doesn't help much either.)
Spoiler for Fourth part:
Ayumu: ... Ugh.
Haruna: Are you awake now?
Ayumu: Yeah.
Haruna: It's already bedtime, it's better if you go to sleep.
Ayumu: Can't be helped, I just woke up.
Haruna: Then how about a bath? We just got out.
Ayumu: I'll do that then.
Ayumu heads to the bathroom.
Bathroom
"Hmmhmmhmmhmm~m~" *humming*
Ayumu: That voice, is Sera inside?
Ayumu: (I guess I'll wait outside...)
Ayumu: ... Hm?
Ayumu: (Isn't that Sera's change of clothes...?)
Ayumu: *gulp*
Ayumu: (At any rate Sera is bathing, so I guess she doesn't realize I'm here... then.)
Ayumu takes a look at Sera's change of clothes.
Ayumu: (T-this is her bra...!? Expectedly it's big... rather, it's well-made.
Ayumu: Come to think of it, Sera always did the laundry, I wonder if I should...
Ayumu: (And this is her panties...? It's white...) *gulp*
*SFX: Door opens
Sera: ... Ayumu?
Ayumu: ... Ah.
Sera: ... Just what are you doing with that?
Ayumu: (This is bad, I'm found... how do I get away from this?)
Ayumu: (T/N: The author lets the 60th poster in the thread decide what he says, and so he says...) "Is Saras-chan done yet?"
Sera: ... *hits him*
Ayumu: Gyah!?
Ayumu fainted. (T/N: Surely this author loves making him faint, as a 63rd poster mentioned - "He faints too much." )
Spoiler for Fifth part:
Ayumu: ... Ugh.
Ayumu: (Why are Haruna and Sera so brutal...)
Ayumu: Well, I was in the wrong for that one earlier.
Ayumu: (I guess I should go and apologize...)
In front of Sera's room. (T/N: Room? What room? It's just the ceiling above Ayumu's room, but meh whatever.)
Ayumu: Hey Sera, still up?
Silence...
Ayumu: (... Already asleep, I guess.)
Ayumu returned to his room. (T/N: Like I said earlier... but meh. Let's keep that in mind.)
Ayumu: Well, let's go to sleep.
*knock knock*
Ayumu: Hm?
Sera entered the room.
Sera: I heard your voice in front of my room (T/N: Somehow I'm hurting a bit reading this knowing she doesn't technically have a room and can't help it) earlier, is there anything?
Ayumu: Ah, I just wanted to apologize for peeking in the bathroom earlier, so I'm sorry.
Sera: Oh, that. I don't care about it anymore.
Ayumu: I see.
Sera: Is that all?
Ayumu: Yep.
Sera: Then...
Ayumu: Yeah, hurry and go to sleep, good night.
Sera: ...
Ayumu: Hm? What?
Sera: No, it's just I can't sleep since yesterday...
Ayumu: Eh, why?
Sera: Besides... since you saw me naked, I feel strangely hot.... *mumble*
Ayumu: ... Eh?
Sera: ... That's, if you would... can I sleep with you? (T/N: I'll leave this to your imagination of the context, and if you do, consider the story finished and don't read past this point. HEH.)
Ayumu: Me, with you...?
Sera: Yes, I can't sleep alone somehow...
Ayumu: ... Are you fine with me?
Sera: ....
Ayumu: Doesn't have to be me, there's Yuu and Haruna...
Sera: ... Yes, let's sleep together like those two.
Ayumu: ....
Ayumu: (... Is this good?)
Sera moved as if to get out of the room.
Ayumu: W-wait!
Sera: What is it?
Ayumu: I guess you aren't going to sleep with me?
Sera: ....
Ayumu: ... No, I mean, I want to sleep with you... No good?
Sera: ... I understand.
Ayumu and Sera got on the bed.
Ayumu: ....
Sera: ....
Ayumu: ... Hey, Sera.
Sera: ... Don't speak to me, I can't sleep.
Ayumu: Ah, sorry.
Sera: And if possible can you stay a little bit further away from me? Because it's disgusting. (T/N: His bed isn't really big or anything isn't it? Also, unsure on how to translate this.)
Ayumu: ... Got it.
Spoiler for Fifth Part, part 2:
---Hours passing
Ayumu: ...
Ayumu: (Come to think of it, it's thanks to Sera coming over here that I now too am strangely alert and can't sleep.)
Sera: ....zzzz
Ayumu: ... She seems to have fallen asleep already.
Sera: ... What is it, you piece of shit?
Ayumu: You're awake!?
Sera: I told you, I can't sleep.
Ayumu: If you can't sleep it's going to be tough on you all night long.
Sera: I want to but I can't.
Ayumu: What is it that makes you can't sleep so much?
Sera: It wasn't like this before.
Ayumu: What's the cause?
Sera: ... Probably because of the kiss with you yesterday, I suppose.
Ayumu: That, eh? Wasn't that an accident... are you that troubled?
Sera: To you, it might be a small matter, but not to me.
Ayumu: Didn't I already tell you that I'm sorry?
Sera: Do you think it's enough with just apologizing? I can't sleep because of you, you know?
Ayumu: ....
Sera: Besides, today you stared at my change of clothes, and peeked at my naked body too.
Ayumu: Sorry... or rather, your body was covered by steam, so I didn't even see it, are you still bothered by it?
Sera: You must take responsibility for this.
Ayumu: Responsibility, eh... what should I do?
Sera: (T/N: It's another "Xth Poster decides it" from the OP, this time he goes with the 88th and this is the result: ) Let's kiss.
Ayumu: Kiss... you and me?
Sera: Yes.
Ayumu: R-really?
Sera: This time, let's kiss for real, and not just an accident.
Ayumu: *gulp*
Sera: ... Then.
Ayumu: Hold on a second!
Sera: What is it?
Ayumu: I-I guess I should start...
Sera: Yes, of course.
Ayumu: S-Sera, are you fine kissing with me?
Sera: Yes.
Ayumu: *gulp*
Ayumu: B-but if we kiss this means you'll be married to me... are you still fine with that?
Sera: What are you talking about? I already broke the rule so it doesn't matter.
Ayumu: ... Eh?
Sera: Yes, who was it who said that to me yesterday?
Ayumu: That's...
Sera: ... Besides, if it's Ayumu... I don't mind... *mumble*
Ayumu: ... Huh?
Sera: Now, please do it.
Ayumu: Uu...
Ayumu: (What to do... what to do...) *gulp*
Sera: ....
Ayumu: (There's no backing out, now!)
Ayumu kissed Sera.
*Heartbeats*
Ayumu: ....
Sera: ....
Ayumu: ... We, kissed...
Sera: ... Yes.
Ayumu: With this, you should be able to sleep already.
Sera: ... No, I can't sleep with just that.
Ayumu: ...Eehh!?
Ayumu: But we kissed earlier...
Sera: ... Ayumu.
Ayumu: Hm?
Sera: Earlier, you said you didn't see my naked body because of the steam...
Ayumu: Yeah.
Sera: ... Are you curious about it?
Ayumu: ... T-that... just a little bit...
Sera: Just a little bit?
Ayumu: N-no, I am curious... by a lot.
Sera: ... Do you want to see it?
Ayumu: ... Eh?
Ayumu: Are you... going to show me?
Sera: ... If by all means, you want to see it...
Ayumu: *gulp* (Seeing Sera's... fresh body...)
Sera: ... Can't be helped, you're a piece of shit after all.
Ayumu: ... Eh?
Ayumu: (What...? Did Sera just tease me...?)
Sera: Really, what are you saying...
Ayumu: That's cruel, I said nothing... Mmmm!?
Sera kissed Ayumu.
*Heartbeats*
Ayumu: ....
Sera: ....
Ayumu: S-Sera...
Sera: ... Please don't be in such a hurry.
Ayumu: Yeah, sorry...
Sera: ... Ayumu, can you please keep what happened today a secret from the others?
Ayumu: The fact that we kissed?
Sera: Yes.
Ayumu: I won't tell anyone.
Sera: Good, then... can we kiss... a bit more?
Ayumu: Yeah.
Sera: ... Please keep what we do after this a secret from the others as well.
Ayumu: ... Yeah.
Spoiler for Epilogue:
Next day.
Ayumu: Uuurrggghh....
Ayumu: (What a painful headache early on in the morning...)
Ayumu: (Besides, whatever happened last night, I don't have a clue...)
Sera: Ayumu, please wake up.
Ayumu: (And as soon as I opened my eyes, somehow Sera is in my room.)
Ayumu: My head is aching first thing in the morning, I'm not getting up.
Sera: What are you saying? If you don't wake up soon you will be late for school.
Ayumu: Ah, yeah...
Sera: Wake up, go to school, and when you come back, tonight let's do it like yesterday...
Ayumu: Did you know what was I doing last night?
Sera: Yes, err... You didn't remember?
Ayumu: Not a clue... so please tell me why is my head aching this much, I don't get it.
Sera: Really... fufu, I'll tell you if you get up and get ready for school.
Ayumu: (Why is she laughing cheerfully...? Damn it, it's impossible to go to school with this painful headache...)
--- (The story from OP ends here.) ---
You're asking why? It's of course because since it's on a web archive and mostly consists of simple sentences to translate, I abused the hell out of Rikaichan (Rikaikun on Google Chrome) on it and there we go, and I think my translation is quite crude.
Most light novels, though, contain a lot of narratives I'm not fond of translating. Especially if they get around explaining terminologies etc. Manga, well, it gets messy when I encounter upon a Kanji I can't read (due to no Furigana) and I usually give up on that. Also, when the character gets around to explaining stuff I raise the white flag right there.
Trust me, my Japanese is only good for no-longer-than-a-sentence conversations.
There's also another one I had a good read before I got around translating this one, in fact even better: the OP expanded on Sera's character development in a pretty way. (Like how she come to terms of how she feels about Ayumu). Maybe I'll take a break for today and come back for that later when I feel I have enough spirits to do it. (Of course, that also means encouragement from you guys. Zero motivation, zero cake )
Location: All ghillied up spying on someone ~2,000 yards away using telescope sights.
Age: 35
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Originally Posted by for3ver
wait is this a fanfic? or? a short story?
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Originally Posted by dragon1412
its fanfic, he himself said it before
While by we Western standards would qualify it as such, the format is nonstandard for us; and they 2ch people usually categorize these stories as SS (shousetsu, or best translated as 'short stories' ).
Well, whichever definition you feel comfortable. All you need to know is that like doujinshi, they are fan-written, so the usual perks and peeves of a fanmade work applies. (I've read worse. )
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How about a Social Group ? i dont think there is one.
KiRa08o2 I thought you had a cold ? Are ok now?
I agree with you. A social group would be good. Also, even if KiRa has a cold that doesn't mean he can't lurk or post on the thread. I do it if I get sick as well; otherwise I'd go crazy with boredom.
How about a Social Group ? i dont think there is one.
KiRa08o2 I thought you had a cold ? Are ok now?
Long story short, I'm in my bed and have a laptop+WiFi just 1 meters away. Then, yeah....anyway, I got better, just have a few sneezes and my nostril block at moments.
Yeah, we should have a social group like the DxD one
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I could make a social group later today if you want, but I just want to hear everyone's opinions before I make it. Even though it would only take a few minutes I'd rather make sure there are more than 3 people that want it. Also I may decide to have someone monitor the group with me.
edit: Update on NanoDesu's page. Thanks for all the hard work NanoDesu.
I have a small request that I hope could be answered here, I don't have the light novels nor access to them, and the English manga's are slow (Official Vol 1 is all there is right now)
and I really want to know about Queen Lilia Lilith, she looks really cute from the one pic I've seen of her, and she seems interesting however I can't find info on her just small blurbs
So my request, does anyone have anymore scans of her aside from the cover pics, and does anyone have a brief summary of her personallity and just a bit about her (if anything's been revealed on her)
If anyone has these or knows how I can get them I would be very appreciative if not, no biggie.
^ all I know so far is that she is a bit of an odd-ball. She has a habit of apologizing to people when she runs into them or is about to attack them(kinda like Aries from Fairy tail). It also appears that she does not care much about the masou shojo that die in the war(uncaring/cold(possibly sees no point in doing so)). She also appears be the type of person that wants/tries to be prepared for anything by preparing and improving her equipment(that lion thing). That's all I got from the spoilers and summaries so far. Someone else will be able to give you more information.
Thats absolutly a helpfull start thank you very much, the apologizing thing sounds cute, didn't think she'd be cold but thats cool.
I saw in the anime thread that someone said she appears in the OP so I'll have to look into that, I never noticed, I've seen Nene but I usually forward the OP so I'll re-check :P
Thank you again! its at 0:48 she's so cute! I knew what she looked like from the cover thing but seeing a second pic of her reinforces her adorableness. She's now on my top five list, sorry Taeko you may get bumped off :P
heheheheh. Your welcome. I'm glad I was able to help you. The queen does appear to be be cute, but looks can be deceiving. Just look at Chris, she appeared to nice and looked cute but turned out to be, possibly, one of the most dangerous enemies Ayumu ever faced. The Queen is just as dangerous. Looking at this and TAMnI it appears that lolis are the most powerful/dangerous people in the LN world.
You've been very helpful, I now have another reference I can put towards drawing her.
XD nothing wrong with that the Loli's are awsome
You aren't a lolicon are you? If you are then you best avoid the police. They'll charge you as a pedo because they don't understand how lolicons think.
edit: or you could just say you're a "feminist" lol
2012-06-03, 22:38
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