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yeahitschris · 2011-09-28, 08:39

another funny e-mail

Quote:

Disguised Weapons

Original ad:
**** Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc.....
Offering: cash, items for barter

From Me to **********@***********.org:

Hey,

I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

I am. lets see what you got.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Here you go:

Looks like a normal spoon, right?

Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.

I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can fuck off.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love:

At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.

Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.

This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.

Let me know if you want any of these items.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

youre a fucking dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit. you prob walk around with that shit too you dumb mother fucker. I hope you get hit by a car. fuck off, eat shit, and die.

Jeffry2009 · 2011-09-28, 11:04

OMG... The hell did I just watched...

Bonta Kun · 2011-09-28, 14:45

Don't know if it's been posted before but I loled

Don't think theres any point going into other 10 hour vids, youtube search is there

EDIT: Oh I think this has to also be posted cause it's just too damn funny

Mr Hat and Clogs · 2011-09-28, 20:34

That LOTR video is kinda catchy lol.

SOGESNAKE · 2011-09-28, 22:39

Hello Mr. Stuckinmyheadtherestoftheweek Song~

MrTerrorist · 2011-09-29, 00:48

^Nugget, Biscuit. Nugget in a Biscuit!

Kaze · 2011-09-29, 15:45

Directly from my Twitter:
(originally found on Imgur)

I am aware that a lot of people use MAC
I meant no offense

yeahitschris · 2011-09-29, 15:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaze

Directly from my Twitter:
(originally found on Imgur)

I am aware that a lot of people use MAC
I meant no offense

reminds me of this one:

SaintessHeart · 2011-09-29, 20:01

Totsugeki! Masuuuta Sparrrkkk!

Evil Rick · 2011-09-29, 21:09

Madness?! These are Ponies!!!

Urzu 7 · 2011-09-29, 22:52

SOGESNAKE · 2011-09-29, 23:42

Spoiler for NSFW:

Xion Valkyrie · 2011-09-30, 00:12

Man, if only more American cartoons had this kind of animation instead of the stupid flash crap.

MagicaLideaL · 2011-09-30, 04:28

(Source: www.9gag.com)

HasuMasu · 2011-09-30, 06:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kaze

Directly from my Twitter:
(originally found on Imgur)

I am aware that a lot of people use MAC
I meant no offense

I used to have a mac, how true this is.

Jeffry2009 · 2011-09-30, 09:00

For those who knew about X Men First class.

Urzu 7 · 2011-09-30, 22:08

SOGESNAKE · 2011-09-30, 22:47

Dilla · 2011-10-01, 00:07

SOGESNAKE · 2011-10-01, 01:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dilla

Daaaaw, what a touching story~

2011-09-28, 11:04	Link #12122
Jeffry2009 Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Age: 37	<p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/h6sLHWZnhk4">watch on YouTube</a>.</p> OMG... The hell did I just watched...

2011-09-28, 14:45	Link #12123
Bonta Kun Know who you are Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Resides within the depths of Ned infested Glasgow	Don't know if it's been posted before but I loled <p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/VznlDlNPw4Q">watch on YouTube</a>.</p> Don't think theres any point going into other 10 hour vids, youtube search is there EDIT: Oh I think this has to also be posted cause it's just too damn funny <p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/SmgT-rwn5W4&feature=related">watch on YouTube</a>.</p> __________________ Last edited by Bonta Kun; 2011-09-28 at 16:40.

2011-09-28, 20:34	Link #12124
Mr Hat and Clogs Did someone call a doctor Join Date: Apr 2007 Age: 40	That LOTR video is kinda catchy lol. __________________

2011-09-28, 22:39	Link #12125
SOGESNAKE NEW WORLD BABY~! Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Raftel Age: 32	<p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/Mmdc9RIhmOI&feature=feedu">watch on YouTube</a>.</p> Hello Mr. Stuckinmyheadtherestoftheweek Song~ __________________

2011-09-29, 00:48	Link #12126
MrTerrorist Takao Tsundere Cruiser Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Classified	^Nugget, Biscuit. Nugget in a Biscuit! __________________

2011-09-29, 15:45	Link #12127
Kaze 「Darkly Charismatic 」 Artist Join Date: May 2008 Location: The Lounge	Directly from my Twitter: (originally found on Imgur) I am aware that a lot of people use MAC I meant no offense __________________

2011-09-29, 20:01	Link #12129
SaintessHeart NYAAAAHAAANNNNN~ Join Date: Nov 2007 Age: 35	Totsugeki! Masuuuta Sparrrkkk! <p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/pmwZwFbTy5A">watch on YouTube</a>.</p> __________________ When three puppygirls named after pastries are on top of each other, it is called Eclair a'la menthe et Biscotti aux fraises avec beaucoup de Ricotta sur le dessus. Most of all, you have to be disciplined and you have to save, even if you hate our current financial system. Because if you don't save, then you're guaranteed to end up with nothing.

2011-09-29, 21:09	Link #12130
Evil Rick Black Dragon Graphic Designer Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: In the Netherrealm, thinking who to betray next...	Madness?! These are Ponies!!! __________________

2011-09-29, 22:52	Link #12131
Urzu 7 Juanita/Kiteless Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: New England Age: 40	__________________

2011-09-29, 23:42	Link #12132
SOGESNAKE NEW WORLD BABY~! Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Raftel Age: 32	Spoiler for NSFW: <p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/WikYiI8Hels&list=FLJhtPKpr7dMhb1AlguY9fCw&index=1">watch on YouTube</a>.</p> __________________

2011-09-30, 00:12	Link #12133
Xion Valkyrie Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007	Man, if only more American cartoons had this kind of animation instead of the stupid flash crap. <p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/3Oe7Q8OCm5I">watch on YouTube</a>.</p>

2011-09-30, 04:28	Link #12134
MagicaLideaL Madder Sky~ Graphic Designer Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Asia Age: 31	(Source: www.9gag.com)

2011-09-30, 09:00	Link #12136
Jeffry2009 Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Age: 37	<p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/nrxEFYV9KyM">watch on YouTube</a>.</p> <p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/nrPamHLcVas">watch on YouTube</a>.</p> For those who knew about X Men First class.

2011-09-30, 22:08	Link #12137
Urzu 7 Juanita/Kiteless Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: New England Age: 40	__________________

2011-09-30, 22:47	Link #12138
SOGESNAKE NEW WORLD BABY~! Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Raftel Age: 32	<p>No iframe support, please <a href="http://youtu.be/BmOSPQ9lseY&feature=fvwp">watch on YouTube</a>.</p> __________________

2011-10-01, 00:07	Link #12139
Dilla 'Sup Ballers Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: North Carolina, USA Age: 34