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2008-05-08, 10:51 | Link #2233 |
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: ゴミ箱の存在の他の平野
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> OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An
> 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of > his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar > home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' > > The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and > gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. > The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's > like this--first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried > with my left hand, but still nothing. 'Then I asked my wife for help. She > tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried > with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still > nothing. 'We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried > too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' > it between her knees, but still nothing.' > > The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor? The old man replied, > 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open. |
2008-05-09, 11:03 | Link #2236 |
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: missouri, usa
Age: 39
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lol that's great has anyone seen this video? it's stupid but funny and there is a sequel to it too!
http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5im0Ssyyus dang doesn't work type in candy mountain then on youtube.. |
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