World of Tanks

[Blaat]

If you're going to skip a Japanese tank it should be the tier 7, that tank is going to get the worst tier 7 medium tank award. I also didn't like the tier 6.

[Achiuakuna]

No way~ I'm gonna get the tier 7 so that I can go "pew pew pew" with the autoloader. It's EXACTLY THREE PEWS. You can't get better than that. I just can't let this go, no matter how bad the tank may be.

I'm gonna shoot them with my clip, then type "PEW PEW PEW" in all chat while I reload every time.

[LeoXiao]

Originally Posted by Achiuakuna

I don't mind playing low tiers. In an ideal world I would get ace tanker on every Japanese tank and 50%+ winrate before I move on like Sume-nee does with German tanks. But without the credit mission, the constant buying and selling tanks and getting crew for them(which in early tiers costs more than the tank itself) is gonna make my bank take quite a hit. And I do intend to get at least 75% crew for even tier 1s because otherwise it's just a liability to the team.

You only need to get like one 2x to research everything on the tier 1 tank. A 50% crew is good enough until tier 4, and even then everything is so laughable you may as well save the 75% training for tier 5. There, only 50k silver needed.

[Achiuakuna]

Originally Posted by LeoXiao

A 50% crew is good enough until tier 4

I highly doubt it. Tier 4 actually takes a long time if your crew drags you down.

[Gravitas Free Zone]

I'm inclined to skip to tier 3, maybe 4 if I have the free XP. Though admittedly I have enough on my plate right now that another national line just isn't something I'm going to spend time on. It only took me eight months to start the Chinese tree after all...

[GirlsScareMeOK]

Haha I wish their was a way to see how many or if anyone buys the bundles. I'd really love to see if anyone drops $300 for this

[LeoXiao]

Originally Posted by Achiuakuna

I highly doubt it. Tier 4 actually takes a long time if your crew drags you down.

Then don't train the whole crew, rather, put your gunner and loader to 75% and camp.

[Achiuakuna]

Originally Posted by LeoXiao

Then don't train the whole crew, rather, put your gunner and loader to 75% and camp.

Actually I'm starting to think I should not have bought a single radioman throughout this game, now that you mentioned it.

[aldw]

I'm surprised the Chi-Ri doesn't have the optional 88mm gun for balancing.

[LeoXiao]

woah there's doubled xp for every game going on for the next three days. This will be good.

[Tempester]

Originally Posted by Achiuakuna

Looking at the tank stats, I'd like to free up to Chi-Nu and start there. Thoughts?

Get the Chi-Ha. That amazing penetration lets it stand up to tier 5 opponents.

[Gravitas Free Zone]

Dec. 23: 8.10 goes live on NA, I fiddle with mods.

[Achiuakuna]

I'm a whore. I had a real orgasm in game when I tracked an ISU-152 while he was gonna attack me by turning the corner(like a true rapist TD). Then I slowly and painfully killed him with permatrack FULL health. I was still panting when the battle report loaded. I swear if I get to torture one more OP TD in this game like this my heart wouldn't be able to take it. The pleasure is too intense.
<--- My face was exactly like my avatar.

In other news, three CHAI unicums demanded that I suicide scout for them in a heavy tank so that they can pad their stats in their TDs. I called them out for being a camping clan(in case you didn't know, that clan takes camping to the ultimate extreme. If you think I exaggerate about the common pub TD camping experience, wait until you see them). That touched their nerve SOOO much that one of them rage PMed me afterwards:



Unleash the Chinese Nerd Rage!

But WAIT, there's more. In the subsequent game I ran into them AGAIN! On the enemy team this time. Replay included. Disregard gameplay and just read the chat.





This was the most fun game I had all night. Though I have to admit platooning with Sahin makes me really mean. His thugness is contagious

[Myssa Rei]

Kind of threw my hands up after the reset happened today. The teams were just so bad. My poor E25's record. >_>

[Gravitas Free Zone]

Originally Posted by Achiuakuna

I'm a whore. I had a real orgasm in game when I tracked an ISU-152 while he was gonna attack me by turning the corner(like a true rapist TD). Then I slowly and painfully killed him with permatrack FULL health. I was still panting when the battle report loaded. I swear if I get to torture one more OP TD in this game like this my heart wouldn't be able to take it. The pleasure is too intense.

Every time someone enjoys this too much, I think of Sako. (NSFW??)

[RRW]

[LeoXiao]

Originally Posted by Achiuakuna

I'm a whore. I had a real orgasm in game when I tracked an ISU-152 while he was gonna attack me by turning the corner(like a true rapist TD). Then I slowly and painfully killed him with permatrack FULL health. I was still panting when the battle report loaded. I swear if I get to torture one more OP TD in this game like this my heart wouldn't be able to take it. The pleasure is too intense.

First, I'm pretty sure the Tiger II already damaged him a bit.
Second, I don't have anything appropriate to say, so a poem is probably in order:

阿秋格格恨ＴＤ
遇之趕緊擊其履
我美二字武運轉
勝於兇敵狂淫喜

格格：滿語，姑娘，公主。

This was the most fun game I had all night. Though I have to admit platooning with Sahin makes me really mean. His thugness is contagious

The link doesn't work for me, but running into a big clan that you JUST got done displeasing is never uninteresting.

[Blaat]

Originally Posted by Achiuakuna

No way~ I'm gonna get the tier 7 so that I can go "pew pew pew" with the autoloader. It's EXACTLY THREE PEWS. You can't get better than that. I just can't let this go, no matter how bad the tank may be.

I'm gonna shoot them with my clip, then type "PEW PEW PEW" in all chat while I reload every time.

By the time you're done typing "PEW PEW PEW" you'll be one shotted by the arty.

[Achiuakuna]

Originally Posted by Endless Knackwurst

Every time someone enjoys this too much, I think of Sako. (NSFW??)

The face was rather accurate.

Originally Posted by LeoXiao

First, I'm pretty sure the Tiger II already damaged him a bit.
Second, I don't have anything appropriate to say, so a poem is probably in order:

啊秋格格恨ＴＤ
遇之趕緊擊其履
我美二字武運轉
勝於兇敵狂淫喜

格格：滿語，姑娘，公主。



The link doesn't work for me, but running into a big clan that you JUST got done displeasing is never uninteresting.

LOL... I'm so flattered. A boy wrote a poem for me. A hilarious one too.

Okay how about this:
Victory!, M26 Pershing, Prokhorovka, 12/20/13 2:56 PM: 1,101 nXP, 1,631 dmg

Gotta see it~ Best chat of the night.

Originally Posted by Blaat

By the time you're done typing "PEW PEW PEW" you'll be one shotted by the arty.

Yeah I know~ All the huge paper box Japanese tanks look like arty baits. It's like an entire branch of T-28 in different sizes

I just gotta redefine what makes me happy. Once I accept that typing "PEW PEW PEW" > actually winning, I'd be satisfied.

[LeoXiao]

Originally Posted by Achiuakuna

LOL... I'm so flattered. A boy wrote a poem for me. A hilarious one too.

Thank you kindly. But to be honest Chinese poetry is super easy to write.

Okay how about this:
Victory!, M26 Pershing, Prokhorovka, 12/20/13 2:56 PM: 1,101 nXP, 1,631 dmg

Gotta see it~ Best chat of the night.

Damnit, I wanted to see them rage. Not a word from them.
Also, Chengguan aren't KGB at all, they're more like Sturmabteliung if even that. In one case two of them were killed by a street vendor armed with a fruit knife, and that was after they'd already beaten him to the ground.

I just gotta redefine what makes me happy. Once I accept that typing "PEW PEW PEW" > actually winning, I'd be satisfied.

...I was going to offer to help you grind the line, but now I fear for my WR.