Best lessons learned from manga/anime.

[Kameruka]

Regardless how much I hated School Days at least it give me an important lesson: Whatever happened, life should go on.

[User68604]

yosuga no sora: its okay to fall in love with ur sister...
koi kaze: its okay to fall in love with ur sister...
boku wa imouto ni koi wo suru: its okay to fall in love with ur sister...


and sleep with her

[Taufiq91]

Oh, and here's one:

-In every shoujo anime, Europe is depicted as full of white people who likes to procreate with Japanese women and that Paris is a lovely place filled with butlers eventhough in reality it's filled with poor people and immigrants like me.

[Master_Yoma]

The best girl is a guy as a trap

[ahelo]

Originally Posted by Archon_Wing

Lol, that is so true.

In general, though, don't be indecisive; otherwise you will be humiliated very soon.

Actually don't be indecisive because at worst your girlfriend will stab you, your ex girlfriend will cut your head off, kill your girlfriend, and go on a ferry ride with her hugging your head.

[kk2extreme]

Originally Posted by ahelo

Actually don't be indecisive because at worst your girlfriend will stab you, your ex girlfriend will cut your head off, kill your girlfriend, and go on a ferry ride with her hugging your head.

Beware of rich girls with nice boat

[Mnemosyne]

Falling for a guy twice your age is the surest way to find true love. Especially if you're under the age of 16.

[Master_Yoma]

Androphobia - a fear of men best when a girl punch a man right in the face

[OceanBlue]

After reading a couple of chapters of Detective Conan, there's no way for me to not know what rigor mortis is.

[Shinn Kamiyra]

[Hooves]

Here's what I learned from anime.

Spoiler for Image:

[bhl88]

Explanation for my lesson of: S*** happens when you drop things (Madoka).

If you drop something attached to a person unknowingly, that person will die.

Anyway.

1) Lessons learnt from Keima are to be taken seriously. Why? Because he is God (Kami).
2) Make Mami your older sister.
3) Use Raising Heart. With caution.
4) The Nanoha Takamachi Way is the best way to raise your kids. Say it with me: Zenryoku Zenkai! (MAXIMUM POWER!)
5) Asakura: The next time you want to get a reaction, instead of saying that you want to kill him, tell him that you want to make love (censored) with him [you kill 2 birds with one stone: getting a reaction from Haruhi and finding out the truth of the universe and evolution].
6) Swords are the best weapons known to man (guns are plain useless). Archer has proven it.
7) It takes 10 seconds for Kamina to draw a longgggggggggggggggg katana.
8) Less talk, more dakka (shoot the target before he explains philosophy, morality and crap). Fate failed to stop Jail Spaghetti from talking about morality.
Jail: It's Scaglietti.
9) To test a weapon, ask your opponents to test it (ask them to write their name on the Death Note guestbook).
10) People die when they are killed. Superpowered people and heroes don't die when they are killed.
11) The lesson before this was cancelled because someone's head and gem was eaten by a caterpillar. Her name is Mami Tomoe.
12) If the cake is too good to be true, it's a lie.
13) All anime females and their seiyuus must be virgins to be popular (at least for Type B). CLANNAD is an exception because they did it already.
14) Keima is the answer to all the secrets in this universe.
15) Don't believe in me, who believes in you. Don't believe in you, who believes in me. Believe in you, who believes in yourself.
16) School Days is the best lesson for infidelity. If you have more than 1 girl, get killed already.
17) Keep all precious things away from Tsukasa. She's clumsy.
18) Anything worth doing (killing Kyubey, making friends with Starlight Breaker, etc.), is worth overdoing.
19) Don't ask your sisters to wake you up. They will do things to you (Ore no Imouto, Kiss x Sis).
20) Moe keeps anime alive. Even Haruhi says so.

[hawkeye122]

Reading the list above and other personal experience gave me a hilarious epiphany. Anime producers, if asked to describe they're job, are fully qualified to reply:
I make young teenage girls act like desperate stalkers
I make a teenage boy date girls with great insecurities to force demons out of them
I bring people back to life
I make teenagers fight to the death
I am the person responsible for giant groups of fanatical people buying loads of overpriced crap

[Hooves]

After combining Death Note and Sayanora Zetsubara Sensei I have learned that overdramatizing something so pointless can make it sound so dramatic

Lesson Here = This

[hawkeye122]

A freshly learned lesson. Don't mess with Bonta-Kun, you will die.

[Jan-Poo]

Originally Posted by Chiibi

Do not EVER make a childhood promise with anyone. It will come back to bite you in the ass in the most inopportune time. :'D

THIS!
You never know, according to a certain author it might even cost your life and the life of everyone you know.


Talking more seriously, I think that Madoka taught us an important lesson that is actually vital in the real life:


"Always make sure you know and fully understand all the terms of the contract you are about to sign!"

[Kyuu]

Angry Tsundere are attractive. <3

[Tri-ring]

This thread kind of reminds me of this;

[Student no.0]

Originally Posted by Decagon

Always knock before entering a girl's room.

Originally Posted by Haak

And always use the locks on the doors when required.

Originally Posted by klare

the louder u scream, the higher chance for u to win a fight (from any shonen)

^ Pretty much these.

Oh and no need to feel so down failing at something once in a while since you accomplished it in an alternate universe- Hayate no Gotoku

Don't use Moetan to study for your English exams- HnG

[kk2extreme]

Long distance relationships never works out in real life - 5 cm/s

You will most likely to go insane in jail - Deadman wonderland

Surround yourself with hot chicks in post apocalyse world - HSOTD

Harem only works if your target forgets about you after being conquered - TWOGK