The Genderbending Images of Haruhi Suzumiya

[wittyusername]

Originally Posted by Jintor

Let me put this in plain terms.

You're a loli.

A loli reading eroge.

Half the board is like totally freaking out man!

Has this supposed half of the board forgotten about Konata Izumi? This shouldn't really be a novel concept.

Originally Posted by CrowKenobi

While the other half is wondering how much of it is really true...

I already told you guys that I'm Chris Hansen. I even offered you a seat, and it wasn't even like it was far away from you. What more do you want from me? God.

No, unless I'm having some sort of existential crisis, I'm fairly sure that I am a loli reading ero doujin, playing eroge, using proper(ish) grammar and punctuation, and performing various other behaviours that are apparently unusual for someone in my age group. It just hadn't really occurred to me, or at least not in those terms.

I think I've already provided enough photographic proof that I'm who I claim to be, but then again, Photoshop has been used to confuse many a person on the internet, so...yeah, I give up, no matter how you look at this I'm going to be accused of being Chris Hansen or someone similar to him.

...Well, shit.

Originally Posted by beanbrew

I choose not to question for fear of scrutiny falling upon myself.

Shouldn't you be used to scrutiny by now?

[Hedd]

The easiest thing to question would just be the age and not that fact you're not yourself. I've know a few people with age defying genetics...bastards..but the bottom line is reguardless of if you're a loli, think you're a loli, or just play a loli on TV, this is a picture thread. If you want to discuss your age, post a pic, probably of the thread title variety.

I will state that you all have successfully creeped me out which is a feat in an of itself. Though I'm sure a few have heard that before.

[Jintor]

Goddamnit Hedd I nearly had the thread derailed again.

[Aebliss]

Originally Posted by wittyusername

Spoiler for not only a PG-13 recap, but an illiterate-sounding one too!:

Basically, Koizumi tells Haruhi that he loves her and "wants to see all of her," and Haruhi agrees (instead of, y'know, exploding the universe).

Then there's a flashback of Koizumi telling Kyon that he wants to pursue a romantic relationship with Haruhi, and how he's been watching her for the past three years, which includes the first time she held hands with a boy and her first kiss and whatnot which is apparently more cute than it is stalkerish.

The flashback ends, and Koizumi and Haruhi are kissing in the clubroom. Koizumi starts crying because he's so happy. Things progress from the two merely making out to...well, other things, but this is supposed to be PG-13, so "other things" will suffice.

It cuts to Kyon and Mikuru standing outside, where Mikuru tells Kyon that the space-time they're in is about to be rewritten and erased, and that this is an established event. (This is, of course, after Kyon assumes that the established event is Koizumi "getting it on with Haruhi in the clubroom."

Then there's some more of Koizumi and Haruhi doing what they are bound to do, given that they are alone together and in an ero doujin. Before it cuts back to Mikuru and Kyon outside, Koizumi tells Haruhi that he wishes the moment could last for eternity, and that even if the time were to disappear Haruhi would still be his entire world.

Back to the other two outside, where Mikuru asks Kyon if he thinks the world they're in is pointless because it's soon to be erased. He tells her that he doesn't think it's pointless, because he could "take [her] right now without any consequences." This makes Mikuru turn super-deformed once again and vehemently deny the possibility of that happening, as it's not an established event.

It pretty much ends after that.

I see a minor logical inconsistency in that. If the erasure of reality as they then know it is a predetermined event, how could Mikuru know? She wouldn't have existed in the first place if there was no reality onwards from this 'encounter' between Haruhi and Koizumi. Also, while I'm sure this story has its redeeming points, I now have no more desire to read it. :-\ It sounds like too much of a downer to me, but thanks for the synopsis!

[Ithekro]

Its that time again.


So. Many. Uses.

[Joe4evr]

Originally Posted by wittyusername

Has this supposed half of the board forgotten about Konata Izumi?

Have you forgotten that she's actually 17?

...using proper(ish) grammar and punctuation...

I did that too when I was around 13.

[Aebliss]

Hey. I still try to use proper spelling and grammar, and my thirteenth birthday is well in my past. -_-

[vivify93]

Originally Posted by wittyusername

I already told you guys that I'm Chris Hansen. I even offered you a seat, and it wasn't even like it was far away from you. What more do you want from me? God.

No, unless I'm having some sort of existential crisis, I'm fairly sure that I am a loli reading ero doujin, playing eroge, using proper(ish) grammar and punctuation, and performing various other behaviours that are apparently unusual for someone in my age group. It just hadn't really occurred to me, or at least not in those terms.

I think I've already provided enough photographic proof that I'm who I claim to be, but then again, Photoshop has been used to confuse many a person on the internet, so...yeah, I give up, no matter how you look at this I'm going to be accused of being Chris Hansen or someone similar to him.

...Well, shit.

Ahh, youth. I remember when I was 13--I was much like you. The mature-headed pervert shota boy. I miss those times--now no guy gives me as much as a glance.

Young Witty, cherish your lolihood while you can, for as soon as it's gone...

Well, you're a girl, so you'll be fine, actually.

[besieger]

I certainly remember myself being corrupted at that age... -_-;;

[Kogetsu Shirogane]

Once again, we have gone completely off topic for no reason... I suppose it can't be helped

[dragon4dudes]

All this talk about lolis reminded me of a song whose name eludes me...

[vivify93]

Hanamaru Sensation?

That one song that goes "Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan"?

Uh...that's all I know, really.

[Sho-tan]

Nah, the song you're thinking of is actually called "Tsurupettan"

[wittyusername]

Originally Posted by Joe4evr

I did that too when I was around 13.

I kind of expected most people posting here to have done that when they were 13-ish, but judging by the status updates I see on Facebook, having decent sentence structure and basic knowledge of spelling and grammar is more rare than I thought.

For example, ";; Went Swiimingg,,It Was So Funn!!! Buut Evvery Tiime Mii,,Cassie ;; Alannna Ask Tayylor To Hanngg Wiith Us,,She Never Dose? Why Is That;;Taylor!!!"

Copied and pasted. THAT IS NOT HOW YOU USE SEMICOLONS, AND YOU ARE NOT A MII.

Originally Posted by vivify93

Young Witty, cherish your lolihood while you can, for as soon as it's gone...

Well, you're a girl, so you'll be fine, actually.

I have loli genes. I'm going to be "cherishing my lolihood" for a while.

It doesn't help that I have blondish wavy hair and that I tend to be kinda violent/prone to snapping at people IRL. Getting called Taiga loses any novelty it could have possessed after about an hour straight of someone poking you in the neck and asking you where Minorin went.

Originally Posted by vivify93

That one song that goes "Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan"?

That's going to be stuck in my head all day. Thanks for that.

[Iaevuous]

Originally Posted by wittyusername

For example, ";; Went Swiimingg,,It Was So Funn!!! Buut Evvery Tiime Mii,,Cassie ;; Alannna Ask Tayylor To Hanngg Wiith Us,,She Never Dose? Why Is That;;Taylor!!!"

Copied and pasted. THAT IS NOT HOW YOU USE SEMICOLONS, AND YOU ARE NOT A MII.

That reminds me of one of my old teachers, who lamented the fact that Facebook was being invaded by people about the age of his students, running rampant on one of the last safe havens for adults on the Internet.

Incidentally, I've never come across anything in real life outside of textbooks that used semicolons.

[Kogetsu Shirogane]

There's really only two instances where they're needed; neither is very common.

[Patriot's Blade]

Spoiler for LET'S PARTY!!!:

now why does "let's party!!" reminds me of Date Masamune's EngRish shout-out-loud version from Sengoku Basara?

[DJ_RockmanX]

That's perfect really. Haruki speaks random Engrish all the time.

[Kogetsu Shirogane]

"Let's Party!!" is Engrish?

[DJ_RockmanX]

When you hear it spoken by the likes of Date Masamune, yeah.