2008-04-11, 11:51
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Canada, but sometimes in La La-Land hanging out with Midori-chan89
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That was funny Bikerider.
_________________________ Epic Soul Searching - part 0 - The Aftermath --------------------------------------------------------- A few days after the battle, everyone had left the battlefield leaving it to look like ruins. A hidden door opens up in the ground. Fenrir steps out of it carrying Enara. Enara: *a little out of it from what happened* Why are you helping me? Fenrir: I decided your death would have been a waste. Enara: What about NSW? Fenrir: I don't know if he is alive right now or not. He usually isn't the one to die very easy. Anyways I have Hell's sword and I think he might need it so where going to find him. Meanwhile. Wierdo has taken the others as far south west from Nightwish as he could. Mikke: I think this is far enouph. We need to give Hell and Bishou time to renerate thier limbs. Wierdo: Finally! I'm so hungry.... Good thing I brought all the chocolate I could grab back when I was in that store. Bishou: Is that all you can think about! Wierdo: Hey come on I'll give you some too. You won't be such an emo if you get some more sugar into your system! Bishou: WILL YOU STOP MAKING BAD JOKES ABOUT ME BEING AN EMO! Mikke: *laughs* Hell88: I'm going for a walk. Bishou: What!? Where are you going at a time like this!? Mikke: Bishou stop. It doesn't seem Hell is himself right now for some reason. Hell walks into a forest. Hell88: Its so calm in here. (NSW is still alive I know it, and Nightwish will be looking for us again.) What am I going to do? Fenrir: I'll tell you what you can do. Hide for now. Hell turns around. Fenrir: I have your sword, take it. Hell88: Thanks. Enara shows up. Enara: I'm here too. Hell88: I thought you two were dead. Fenrir: We escaped in a hidden door and I think NSW did the same thing in another door. Anyways I'm leaving, until next time Hell. I don't know if we'll be enemies or not. Fenrir dissapears. Hell88: I'm not sure if I should trust that guy. Enara: I have a plan by the way. Hell88: You do? Okay lets go find the others first then you could tell all of us. They go to Mikke, Bishou, and Wierdo. Wierdo: Enara your alive! Mikke: But how? Enara: We have to get out of here and farther south or else Nightwish will find us. *starts to laugh* Bishou: Hey why are you laughing? Enara: I'm sorry. Its just that you look real funny with no legs. Bishou: JUST WAIT UNTIL I REGENERATE THEM! Then we will see how much you laugh when I'm kicking you around with them! Enara: Okay calm down. Geez your so defencive. Bishou: HEY! Mikke: Alright stop you two we need to get moving. They start to go south. Mikke dragged Bishou because he wanted her to know what it was like when she dragged him when he only had one leg. Bishou: THIS IS NOWAY TO TREAT A LADY! Eventually Mikke stopped and carried her. Bishou: Much better. Wierdo: Will they have a lot of chocolate in the south? To be continued.... |
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2008-04-11, 14:06
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Senior Rider of Bikes
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Ophelia's First Mission
The towns people all looked at the tall silver eyed silver haired elf eared woman and were afraid. She smiled sweetly to all the people she passed. Yet it was the aura of her presence that frightened everyone. They all shrank back as she walked by.
Ophelia stops and looks at a frightened little girl who cowers behind her mother. Ophelia says: "You are such a sweet thing." She continues on through the throng of people to the town hall. There the cowering mayor had a bag of money for her. Ophelia: "Oh, don't you worry about paying me. There will be a man from the Organisation who will come collect it when I've completed my task. She smiles affectionately at the mayor. He collapses backward grabbing his chest. Ophelia walks into the town square. She looks around. Senses for youma yoki. She finds it. She finds them. Ophelia: "One Two Three. Guess Who I see. Oh such fun for this sunny day. Three dirty youma I'm gonna slay." In a flash she was away. The towns people didn't even see her move. She was faster than the eye could see. On the north side of the town just outside the main gate Ophelia stood. Her eye wild with delight. At her feet lay the bloody dismembered youma corpse. Ophelia: "I realise you only asked to pay for one youma. And here I found two more. Don't worry. You won't be charged for the extra two. They weren't really in your town. The delight I had in dismembering them is all the payment I require. Ophelia walks out of the town, shaking off the youma blood from her claymore and sheathing it. A few miles down the road she meets her handler. Elmita: What are you doing ? Saying we will only charge for one youma when you killed three. Ophelia: They really weren't in the town. They were outside the main gate. Technically the town doesn't have to pay for them. Elmita: oy oy... You are such a trouble maker. Ophelia: Of course I am. You wouldn't have it any other way. Elmita: This is your first mission. I'll let this go this time. |
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2008-04-11, 15:10
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Awe of She
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Orlando
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Cynthia: Mail's in! *decidingly tired voice* And as usual, it's a lot. *pushes a stack of letters to each Ghost*
Miria: ... At first it was flattering...*tossing every other letter out into a bin marked 'REJECTED'*... but all of these marriage proposals are becoming a pain. Yuma: ... *smiles* I get such encouraging mail from my fans. It makes me happy. Helen: Oh gawd, you mean like that HUGE card that said, 'GANBARE YUMA-SAMAAA~!' I nearly died laughing. Cynthia: That was mean Helen! >< It shows that people do care about Yuma! Tabatha: ...like that one guy who sent Yuma some anti-prespirant? Yuma: *eyes tear up* Cynthia: I'LL NEVER FORGIVE HIM! *eyes flash yellow* I sent it right back to him - along with a little surprise~ Deneve: You didn't.... Cynthia: ...*evil glint in her eye* Kuruppo~ Tabatha: Oh no, you sent him a bomb Cynthia!? That's too much! Cynthia: A bomb? What are you talking about!? I just sent him a photo.  Miria: Of who...? Cynthia: Rachel and Duff... Clare: What sort of photo...  Cynthia: A nude one. ^^ *facefaults abound* Helen: Cynthia! That's horrible! Beyond terrible! It breaks the brain to even comprehend such atrocity!! *pauses a moment* I like it!! bCynthia: *^.^* v Tabatha: *mutters*... how did you get a nude photo of Rachel anyway...let alone Dauf... Clare: *looks at Helen* Since when did you use words like 'atrocity'? Helen: Hey, I have a vocabulary, I just don't use it.  Miria: ... I think he'd rather be blown up literally than see that. Oh well, punishment fits the crime. He made Yuma cry so Cynthia will make him cry.
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2008-04-11, 15:34
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Awe of She
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Orlando
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M.P.A.
Hello everyone and welcome to this week's M.P.A. meeting. First off, let's greet each other. Teresa: Fine, I'll start off. I'm Teresa of the Faint Smile. All: Hi Teresa. Teresa: ... and as you can all see, my missing part is my head. That thrice-cursed daughter of a drunken donkey took it right off! And to top it all off, my insane little sister/daughter put it inside of her! ><  Um....great. It great that you are so open about your problems.Teresa: Kinda hard not to be when everyone's staring a stump... ...yeee-ah...anyway, next? Irene: I am Irene, otherwise known as Flash Sword Irene. All: Hello Irene. Irene: My missing parts would be my arms. One got taken by the 'thrice cursed daughter of a drunken donkey' the other was donated to the stupid little sister with Teresa's head inside her. Teresa: Hey! No one calls my precious Clare 'stupid' but me! Irene: She is stupid. And hot-headed. And she smells too. Teresa: That's it! You wanna fight? Irene: How in the world are you going to manage, Miss Headless. Teresa: I can still sense you! And I got both my arms! Irene: Alright, Sense this! *Kicks at Teresa* Teresa: *moves to block but forgets one (actually two) important things* Ah, I don't have my hands! *kick lands in Teresa's gut* Irene: Well, looks like the sensing does work after all...*smirks* but it's useless since you can't block me! ~1000 FLASH KICKS~ ~*~ I know it's crass but it was too funny not to write. XD
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2008-04-11, 15:58
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bitch in the shell...
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: in the dark with the music on...
Age: 34
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...... Rachel and Duff!??! That's nasty....*shivers with revulsion just at the thought of that happening* I think that that fan, won't just cry, he'll probably kill himself after seeing the pic...Cynthia is evil...... 
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2008-04-11, 16:02
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what Yagi said
Join Date: Mar 2008
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 Jean: "Oh no she didn't!" Ophelia: "You go girl!" |
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2008-04-11, 16:30
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Senior Rider of Bikes
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Snapshot: Ophelia's First AB Hunt
Elmita stares out from his burka at the 5 gathered Warriors.
Elmita: As you have seen. There are a lot of new warriors in the ranks. Some of you are already single digit warriors. A lot is to be expected of you. One of your tasks will be to hunt down and kill Awakened Beings. Awakened Beings are former members of the ranks who have gone beyond their limits and completely awakened. . Ophelia: LIke that One Horned Monster !!! Are we going to hunt her down ? Elmita looks hard at Ophelia. She understands and remains quiet. Elmita: You four new warriors will follow the orders of the veteran Warrior He looks at the tall warrior beside him and nods. Galatea: I'm Galatea. I'm ranked number three. I'll be leading this training exercise. Bare in mind. We ARE hunting a real Awakened Being. You will learn what it takes to lead a hunting party and how to take down an awakened being. Elmita: Every one introduce yourselves. Ophelia: I'm Ophelia. I'm ranked NUMBER FOUR !!! Eva: I'm Eva. I'm ranked number eight. Jenny: I'm Jenny. I'm ranked number seven Linda: I'm Linda, I'm ranked number ten. Ophelia: I've been a warrior for two weeks. How long have you been in the ranks Number three ? Galatea smiles. Ophelia's left hand slaps her own face. Ophelia is shocked. Galatea: Never ask a lady that question, little girl. |
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2008-04-11, 16:33
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Awe of She
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Orlando
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*copy - paste - trim - print* XDQuote:
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2008-04-11, 17:35
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Banned
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Canada, but sometimes in La La-Land hanging out with Midori-chan89
Age: 35
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Lol Bikerider, makes me think if Galatea was around during the time Clare and Ophelia when they were hunting that awakened being, Ophelia wouldn't have tried to kill Clare and Raki.
Raki's Voodoo Problems part - 8 _________________________ Raki: *running* I gotta get out of here! Clare is going to kill me one day! Clare: GET BACK HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR ASS BOY! Raki: I told you its a curse I have to do what I'm told by beauttiful women in dark leather! Deneve steps in Clare's way. Deneve: Clare stop. Clare: What are you doing! Let me at him! I didn't wait seven years just so he could whore around with the team and whoever decides to join! Deneve: Calm down.... I have a plan. Clare: A plan? But when ever you have a plan something goes wrong. Like that time we went to the past and almost couldn't get back. Deneve: Er... Yeah well this plan will be much easier. Trust me Raki will be very sorry he ever made you angry. Deneve tells Clare the plan. Clare: And who are we going to use for this? Deneve: You will see, now get Galatea I already told her what she has to do. They get Galatea and watch the plan unfold from a distance with Helen and Cynthia. Galatea: Come here Raki. Raki: Huh whats going on? Galatea: Oh nothing I just think we should spend more alone time together. Raki: Oh.... Uuuuuuh.... Alright I finally got Galatea! Galatea: What was that? Raki: Oh nothing! Then Rachel just happened to walk towards them. Deneve: Its all coming together now. Helen: Hey whats she doing there? Or he? Galatea: heeheehee Raki: Hey whose that? Why are you laughing? Galatea: Raki make love to Rachel! Raki: W-What?! Galatea leaves as Raki does as he is told. Raki: WHAT THE HELL YOU HAVE ONE OF THOSE?! THATS SOMETHING ONLY A GUY IS SUPOSED TO HAVE! Rachel: You bet I have one of these! (Why else would Audrey be teaming with me all the time?) And I'm going to use it right now! Raki: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Deneve: Raki may never be the same again. Deneve leaves. Clare: Mabye this will teach him not to sleep around with the others. Helen: Poor Raki.... Wait Clare Raki is under a curse he doesn't have a choice! Cynthia: Raki shouldn't deserve this.... *cries* Not Raki! |
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2008-04-11, 18:12
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Banned
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Canada, but sometimes in La La-Land hanging out with Midori-chan89
Age: 35
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Raki's Voodoo Problems part - 9
_______________________________ Helen eventually couldn't take it anymore and decided to save Raki. Raki: It was soooo scary. Cynthia: Don't worry Raki we'll take care of you now. Helen: We will take very good care of you now. *grins* Clare: What? Raki your back already? Raki: Why? Helen: YEAH CLARE WHY?! Raki may never be the same in bed again! Helen and Clare argue for a little while until Miria breaks it up. Deneve takes Raki away. Deneve: Galatea wants to see you Raki. She has something to say to you. Raki goes to see Galatea. Deneve: (Lets see if the second part of my plan will work.) Galatea: I'm so sorry it had to go like that Raki. (Yeah right I laughed throughout the whole thing.) Anyways lets go out just you and me. Raki: Okay. Deneve follows with Clare, and Miria, Cynthia, Helen, and Yuma. Raki: Where are you taking me? Galatea: Oh well where already here. Raki: Another cave? Galatea: NOW RAKI GO INSIDE AND HAVE A TORTURE SEESION WITH RIFUL! Raki: No.... No.... NOOOOO! Raki walks in and Riful is there. Riful: Dauf isn't around because he doesn't like when I use my ribbon like tentacles, I wonder what it will be like on a human man. A few minutes later all the ghosts could hear outside was Raki and Riful. Raki: NOOOOOOOOOO! YOUR EVEN WORSE THAN RACHEL! Riful: SHUT UP I'M JUST GETTING STARTED ON YOU! Deneve: Well if he wasn't the same after Rachel he won't be now. Clare: It serves him right! Galatea: *laughs* Yuma: *shocked* Helen: EEEEEEEEEW! Cynthia: *cries* Some day Raki I'll make you forget all about this. Miria: I think I'm going to be sick. |
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2008-04-11, 18:17
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The Dang-meister
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: British Columbia, Canada
Age: 35
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*Procures a bucket for Miria to barf into before barfing into his own bucket*
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