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Old 2008-07-03, 09:57   Link #2401
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And here are some additional evil rules...

Spoiler for More Evil Rules:
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If vegetarians care about the animals, then why are they eating all their food?
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Old 2008-07-04, 01:50   Link #2402
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Very cool Rules, i love them. i just copied them into my evernote, you never know when you will need them
btw. the german kid wants to play unrealtounament and the same guy did several videos, if i find some i will post them.
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Old 2008-07-04, 02:01   Link #2403
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Angry German Kid lost his killing spree
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Old 2008-07-04, 03:17   Link #2404
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Angry German Kid lost his killing spree
LMAO, good one.

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Old 2008-07-04, 06:48   Link #2405
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LMAO, good one.

100 Rules of Anime

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Long read. I skimed through it and found it intresting!

Tourettes guy. If you've never heard of him your missing out. Lots of Profanity in this one.



Spiders on Drugs, This is just EPIC ^_^
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Old 2008-07-07, 13:15   Link #2406
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Double entendre
(ie, words with double meanings, usually sexual)

1) Weightlifting commentator:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2) Horse-training commentator:
"This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3) At a rowing medal ceremony:
"Ah, isn’t that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

4) Soccer commentator:
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field."

5) Golf commentator:
"One of the reasons Arnold Palmer is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God! What have I just said?"

6) During an interview with Schumacher at a F1 Grand Prix:
"What does it feel like being rammed up the backside by Barrichello?"

7) Mike Hallett on missed snooker shots in Sky Sports:
"Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis' misses every chance he gets."

8) Comment on Phillipa Forrester (a BBC presenter) cuddling up to male astronomer for warmth during a eclipse coverage:
"They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come in his shorts."

9) Anonymous guitar player:
"I broke a G-string while fingering A minor."

10) Carenza Lewis on finding food in the Middle Ages:
"You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

11) The name of a UK racehorse that's just been gelded (ie, castrated):
Noble Locks (hint: read it fast)

12) Famous T-shirt:
"Women multiply at MIT."
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Old 2008-07-07, 13:27   Link #2407
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Angry German Kid lost his killing spree
What The Hell ...
But It Was Funny To Watch
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Old 2008-07-07, 16:11   Link #2408
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4) Soccer commentator:
"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field."

5) Golf commentator:
"One of the reasons Arnold Palmer is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God! What have I just said?"
I laughed so hard on these. Thinking on what tone and pitch they would say it makes me laugh even harder.
*feels ashamed of self*
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Old 2008-07-07, 18:24   Link #2409
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Double entendre
(ie, words with double meanings, usually sexual)

These are epic!
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Old 2008-07-10, 01:50   Link #2410
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When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the
  • Allergists voted to scratch it and the
  • Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The
  • Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
  • Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the
  • Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. The
  • Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted, while the
  • Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!". Meanwhile the
  • Paediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!" The
  • Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the
  • Radiologists could see right through it, and the
  • Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The
  • Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
  • Plastic surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter." The
  • Chiropodists thought it was a step forward, but the
  • Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. The
  • Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas and the
  • Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say "No". In the end, the
  • Proctologists left the decision up to some asshole in administration.
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Old 2008-07-10, 02:36   Link #2411
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TinyRedLeaf, that's brilliant!

I couldn't stop laughing for like, 20 seconds there.
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Old 2008-07-10, 12:18   Link #2412
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When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the
  • Allergists voted to scratch it and the
  • Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The
  • Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
  • Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the
  • Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. The
  • Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted, while the
  • Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!". Meanwhile the
  • Paediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!" The
  • Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the
  • Radiologists could see right through it, and the
  • Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The
  • Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
  • Plastic surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter." The
  • Chiropodists thought it was a step forward, but the
  • Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. The
  • Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas and the
  • Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say "No". In the end, the
  • Proctologists left the decision up to some asshole in administration.
that is great i loled a lot thanks for that!
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Old 2008-07-10, 12:58   Link #2413
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Originally Posted by TinyRedLeaf View Post
When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the
  • Allergists voted to scratch it and the
  • Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The
  • Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
  • Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the
  • Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. The
  • Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted, while the
  • Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!". Meanwhile the
  • Paediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!" The
  • Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the
  • Radiologists could see right through it, and the
  • Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The
  • Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
  • Plastic surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter." The
  • Chiropodists thought it was a step forward, but the
  • Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. The
  • Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas and the
  • Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say "No". In the end, the
  • Proctologists left the decision up to some asshole in administration.
lol...Good one
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Old 2008-07-10, 18:41   Link #2414
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Old 2008-07-10, 19:05   Link #2415
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I lol'd
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Old 2008-07-11, 07:56   Link #2416
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Spoiler for Space:
I lol'd at all of them especially the first one.

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*jump*
*misses*

XD

And the spiders on drugs I would soo love to show that to my big sis but she's terrified of them
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Old 2008-07-11, 16:45   Link #2417
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The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. You'll want to be the first at your corporation to make a contribution to this great man's
legacy.

The Library will include: The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't have to even show up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which no one has been able to find).

The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.

Plans also include: The K-Street Project Gift Shop - where you can buy (or just steal) an election.

The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale model of the President's ego.

To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.

When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his father's..
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Old 2008-07-12, 00:10   Link #2418
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Originally Posted by TinyRedLeaf View Post
When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the
  • Allergists voted to scratch it and the
  • Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The
  • Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
  • Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the
  • Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. The
  • Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted, while the
  • Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!". Meanwhile the
  • Paediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!" The
  • Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the
  • Radiologists could see right through it, and the
  • Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The
  • Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
  • Plastic surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter." The
  • Chiropodists thought it was a step forward, but the
  • Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. The
  • Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas and the
  • Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say "No". In the end, the
  • Proctologists left the decision up to some asshole in administration.
Though I only know of some of the occupations mentioned... funny one nonetheless.

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Spoiler for save space:
I lol'd at the 1st one.
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Old 2008-07-12, 00:22   Link #2419
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Originally Posted by TinyRedLeaf View Post
When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the
  • Allergists voted to scratch it and the
  • Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The
  • Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
  • Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the
  • Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception. The
  • Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted, while the
  • Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!". Meanwhile the
  • Paediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!" The
  • Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the
  • Radiologists could see right through it, and the
  • Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The
  • Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the
  • Plastic surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter." The
  • Chiropodists thought it was a step forward, but the
  • Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. The
  • Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas and the
  • Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say "No". In the end, the
  • Proctologists left the decision up to some asshole in administration.
LOL!!
laughed so hard
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Old 2008-07-12, 01:17   Link #2420
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Long read. I skimed through it and found it intresting!

Tourettes guy. If you've never heard of him your missing out. Lots of Profanity in this one.



Spiders on Drugs, This is just EPIC ^_^
Spiders druged!

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