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Old 2009-03-24, 04:16   Link #3801
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These are madness!

Lol i get that in my mail every few weeks, and everyone different drama
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Old 2009-03-24, 05:54   Link #3802
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Old 2009-03-24, 06:19   Link #3803
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Jun Watarase from Happiness i think.
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Old 2009-03-24, 10:42   Link #3804
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Because I think Pheonix Wright parodies are hilarious...

Pheonix Wright - Boot to the Head



Pheonix Wrong



Pheonix Wrong 2



Pheonix Wrong - Turnabout Stupidity



Pheonix Wrong - Turnabout Retardedness

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Old 2009-03-24, 16:36   Link #3805
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Old 2009-03-25, 19:24   Link #3806
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These are madness!

No... These. Are. SPARTA! (sad old pun, I know. But I had to do it!)
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Old 2009-03-25, 22:37   Link #3807
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Old 2009-03-25, 23:57   Link #3808
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Two priests were going on vacation.
They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed they headed for a store and bought some really outrageous shorts, shirts, sandals, sunglasses, etc.
The next morning they went to the beach dressed in their 'tourist' garb.
They were sitting on beach chairs, enjoying a drink, the sunshine and the scenery when a drop dead gorgeous blonde in a topless bikini came walking straight towards them. They couldn't help but stare.
As the blonde passed them she smiled and said 'Good Morning, Father ~ Good Morning, Father,' nodding and addressing each of them individually, then she passed on by. They were both stunned. How in the world did she know they were priests?
So the next day, they went back to the store and bought even more outrageous outfits.
These were so loud you could hear them before you even saw them! Once again, in their new attire, they settled down in their chairs to enjoy the sunshine. After a little while, the same gorgeous blonde, wearing a different coloured topless bikini, taking her sweet time, came walking toward them.
Again she nodded at each of them, said, 'Good morning, Father ~ Good morning, Father,' and started to walk away. One of the priests couldn't stand it any longer and said, 'Just a minute, young lady.'
Yes, Father?
“We are priests and proud of it, but I have to know, how in the world do you know we are priests, dressed as we are?'
She replied, 'Father, it's me............ Sister Kathleen!'
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Old 2009-03-26, 05:29   Link #3809
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Old 2009-03-26, 06:39   Link #3810
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Good one.
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Old 2009-03-26, 08:51   Link #3811
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Windows forever

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Old 2009-03-26, 10:50   Link #3812
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A good laugh every single day at some point and at something is always fun
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Old 2009-03-26, 21:53   Link #3813
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One of my relatives is a residential appraiser, he snapped a photo of this guys for sale sign...

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Old 2009-03-27, 01:03   Link #3814
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Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day he drove up and said, 'Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.'
Chuck replied, 'Well, then just give me my money back.'
The farmer said, 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already.'
Chuck said, 'OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey.'
The farmer asked, 'What ya gonna do with him?
Chuck said, 'I'm going to raffle him off.'
The farmer said 'You can't raffle off a dead donkey!'
Chuck said, 'Sure I can, watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead.'
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?'
Chuck said, 'I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00.'
The farmer said, 'Didn't anyone complain?'
Chuck said, 'Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his two dollars.'
Chuck now works for Goldman Sachs.
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Old 2009-03-27, 01:56   Link #3815
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A man checks into a hotel and asks if the porn channel is disabled.

The receptionist replies "No sir, it's just ordinary porn...you sick bastard"
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Old 2009-03-27, 07:12   Link #3816
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I absolutely loveeee escimo's. It builds the tension and then deflates it with laughter.
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Old 2009-03-27, 07:46   Link #3817
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One of my relatives is a residential appraiser, he snapped a photo of this guys for sale sign...

Hahahahahahahahaha! Maybe an asshole will buy the house, then things will get crazy.
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Old 2009-03-27, 08:08   Link #3818
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One of my relatives is a residential appraiser, he snapped a photo of this guys for sale sign...

Hey, Im living right to his house!
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Old 2009-03-27, 08:18   Link #3819
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So you were the one who egged his house, shaved his cat, burned his furniture, and sold his unborn child on eBay. Shame on you. ]<
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Old 2009-03-27, 08:31   Link #3820
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A man checks into a hotel and asks if the porn channel is disabled.

The receptionist replies "No sir, it's just ordinary porn...you sick bastard"
Lol!!! That is just too funny!!!
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