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Hmmm... Available on Amazon, there's also ones for calculus, SQL databases, and even electricity. The good thing about them is that it makes very difficult subjects more palatable. Similarly, a few years ago in my country there was a book publisher who, apart from printing the very popular periodical Culture Crash Comics, had also printed some schoolbooks with illustrations drawn in the manga style.
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UNCYLOPEDIA UNBOOKS : HowTo: Attract Goth Chicks
Disclaimer : This is clearly a How To on how to attract Emo Chicks, there is a huge difference. Goth Chicks are not even slightly attracted to EMO kids, so don't even try.
* Step 1: Appearance * Step 2: Behavior * Step 3: Getting her Attention * Step 4: Success * Step 1: Appearance (Tip : Paint your fingernails black.) * First of all : Look in the mirror. You probably see a relatively normal guy. Although if you're attempting to attract goth chicks, your normality might come into question... So, you must "Feel the Emo". Become one with the darkness...of black[eyeliner] and hair dye. You may have noticed that emo girls do not look like your run of the mill cheerleader or class president (or even humans) so you're aiming for that goal too. * Lose weight : Emo Guys can never be too tall or too thin. Keep yourself relatively skinny, just so you are close to seeing your ribcage. Don't go anorexic! By no means do emos like being able to see your heart pumping in your chest. * Get taller : If your dad wasn't Shaq and you're built more like George from Seinfield, then head down to your local Hot Topic store and pick up some platform boots, so you can at least look her in the eye when she rejects you. * Retarded Emo Hair : Cut with a RaZor and comb to the front, then sweep out of eyes. Goths aren't attracted to this retarded hair cut, they want long flowing locks. Also never under estimate color. Mohawks look best in different shades of rainbow. Try 'em all!! If you don't want to go too drastic, just dye it black and maybe put a few red or dark blue streaks in. * Become really pale : And I mean REALLY! Never go outdoors when the sun is out, even if clouds are covering it. In fact, remaining indoors during the day and only leaving the house at night will make you seem vampire-ish and mysterious, although goth girls aren't more attracted to wannabe-vampires. If you have to go out during the day, wear sunblock. Wearing your hair in your face will also shield you from the sun. "Never use make up to pale yourself. Goth girls will laugh at you." That is a misconception. Use all of your mother's and your little sister's makeup to look as dead as possible. And then, when confronted, say "I just felt extra depressed today." That will make you look totally more goth and the girls will swoon. * Buy a lot of clothes : Hot Topic and pretty much anywhere in San Francisco are good places to shop. If you don't look like you're channeling an anime villain, The Crow or Severus Snape, you have little chance with goth chicks, but some goths aren't into big robes and none of your eyes visible. Styles of dress within the subculture range from deathrock, punk, androgynous, medieval, some Renaissance and Victorian style clothes, or combinations of the above, most often with black attire, makeup and hair. Definately avoid fake vampire fangs. Goth girls will look down on you as a show off. Continued ......
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