Could Someone Please Translate This?

[Seitsuki]

is that eaten RAW? pretty sure it's simply fried, seeing how it's swimming in raw egg.. I hope..

[B2-Lancer]

Okay hi everybody! Here's something real short then. Can anybody tell the title of her book and why the band-aid?

http://forums.luckystarshrine.com/at...3&d=1285941202

thanks!

[thevil1]

Originally Posted by B2-Lancer

Okay hi everybody! Here's something real short then. Can anybody tell the title of her book and why the band-aid?

http://forums.luckystarshrine.com/at...3&d=1285941202

thanks!

The page seems restricted... Can you take a screen shot?

[Seitsuki]

Originally Posted by B2-Lancer

Okay hi everybody! Here's something real short then. Can anybody tell the title of her book and why the band-aid?

http://forums.luckystarshrine.com/at...3&d=1285941202

thanks!

The book title is "宿題" or homework.
Name indicates it belongs to Izumi Watase.

Beyond that... no idea (more info woulda been nice)

[B2-Lancer]

Originally Posted by Seitsuki

The book title is "宿題" or homework.
Name indicates it belongs to Izumi Watase.

Beyond that... no idea (more info woulda been nice)

You & thevil1, Thanks!

[dhh11]

Can someone translate these comic strips for me? I really want to know what exactly is going on.

http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/8475/an07.jpg
http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/6697/an09.jpg

[Solafighter]

Can someone please translate this little list of, i think they are, spoting points, please?




Would be great help. Thanks a lot.

[tabito]

Originally Posted by Solafighter

Can someone please translate this little list of, i think they are, spoting points, please?

On map:
1. Lake Kizaki park
2. Lake Kizaki camp site
3. Simosuwa shrine
4. Uminokuchi station
5. Midorikawa store
6. Inao station
7. Ramp of OP
8. Yu-puru Kizaki-ko
Double circle: Lecture hall of Summer College

Notation on bottom:
No need to go in number order.
You can freely choose the way clockwise or counterclockwise.
In each point, there is a stamp of the character who have something to do with the spot.
Stamp it on the right side. (The numbers indicate the locations approximately.)

On stamp: Mizuho Project 2017



*Sorry my poor English.

[Solafighter]

Thanks a lot.
That realy helps.

[B2-Lancer]

Hey there, can anyone translate this first part of long letter. If I can just get the gist of these sentenses then I can use Google translator to figure out the long rest. Thanks!


なんとｗ とあるフォロワーさんが想像するshing_は、「身長は普通くらい、髪型は七三分けで黒、目はかっこいい 一重かな？なんとなく小太りな気がするよ。えっと、女性だよね？」 とりあえず僕はこれでダンナのために毎日料理を作って待っている人妻ロリ巨乳な23歳独身男性ということに なりました。

[tabito]

Originally Posted by B2-Lancer

なんとｗ とあるフォロワーさんが想像するshing_は、「身長は普通くらい、髪型は七三分けで黒、目はかっこいい 一重かな？なんとなく小太りな気がするよ。えっと、女性だよね？」 とりあえず僕はこれでダンナのために毎日料理を作って待っている人妻ロリ巨乳な23歳独身男性ということに なりました。

LOL. A certain follower imagines me(shing_) as "You have average hight, side-parted black hair, cool single-edged eyelid, I guess. Somehow I think you are a bit plump woman, aren't you?". Now (in his imagination), I became a housewife who looks a loli, has big boobs, cooks well and waits for her husband every evening, though I actually am a 23 years old bachelor man.

[B2-Lancer]

Originally Posted by tabito

LOL. A certain follower imagines me(shing_) as "You have average hight, side-parted black hair, cool single-edged eyelid, I guess. Somehow I think you are a bit plump woman, aren't you?". Now (in his imagination), I became a housewife who looks a loli, has big boobs, cooks well and waits for her husband every evening, though I actually am a 23 years old bachelor man.

Man, a thousand thanks for that translation, tabito. Can you finish these these last lines that hopefully completes the message? Thanks!

今日の外人さん「あのロリshingよかったぜ！もう少し幼ければなお最高だったけどな！さあ、あの娘に色 をつけてサイトにプロフィールといっしょにうｐするんだ！

なんだい？

アメリカンはロリコンが多いのか？

それとも僕がアメリカンロリコンを呼び寄せているのかい？

外人さんになぜロリがいいか力説された。

とりあえずあなたは日本国籍を取得しなさい

おい俺･･･ shing_の乳首をつつくと、すでにコリコリと固くなっており、「乳首、黒いな。淫乱な証拠だ」と言葉責 めにあい、トロンとした目で腰をくねらせ始めます。

[delorean2200]

Hi could someone please tell me what the that purple sport's car says in japanese at 01:35 ?

Thanks in advance ^^.

[Raiga]

"You have touched me! I challenge you in drifting!"

... something to that effect. Also the ending song sounds like it's in... Korean? o_O

[tabito]

Originally Posted by B2-Lancer

今日の外人さん「あのロリshingよかったぜ！もう少し幼ければなお最高だったけどな！さあ、あの娘に色 をつけてサイトにプロフィールといっしょにうｐするんだ！

なんだい？

アメリカンはロリコンが多いのか？

それとも僕がアメリカンロリコンを呼び寄せているのかい？

外人さんになぜロリがいいか力説された。

とりあえずあなたは日本国籍を取得しなさい

A forigner's comment today: "That loli-shing is very good! But younger is better. Upload the colored version of the picture with your/her profile."

What the hell...?

Are there lots of lolicons in US?

Or am I calling over US lolicons?

He urged on me the reason why loli is so good.

Anyway, he must get a citizenship of Japan.

Originally Posted by B2-Lancer

おい俺･･･ shing_の乳首をつつくと、すでにコリコリと固くなっており、「乳首、黒いな。淫乱な証拠だ」と言葉責 めにあい、トロンとした目で腰をくねらせ始めます。

* This line is completely broken, looks like a kind of machine-made sentence.

[B2-Lancer]

Originally Posted by tabito

A forigner's comment today: "That loli-shing is very good! But younger is better. Upload the colored version of the picture with your/her profile."

What the hell...?

Are there lots of lolicons in US?

Or am I calling over US lolicons?

He urged on me the reason why loli is so good.

Anyway, he must get a citizenship of Japan.




* This line is completely broken, looks like a kind of machine-made sentence.

Thank you very much!!!

[B2-Lancer]

Hey all!

I need a translation of this follow-up! Really really appeciate it!

今日の外人さん「この前のロリキャラ、よかったけど、だが俺はヒトケタなガチロリなほうがいいと思うんだ！ 」 アグネスされちゃうっっっ

[tabito]

Originally Posted by B2-Lancer

今日の外人さん「この前のロリキャラ、よかったけど、だが俺はヒトケタなガチロリなほうがいいと思うんだ！ 」 アグネスされちゃうっっっ

A foreigner's comment today "The latest loli-picture you drew is nice! But I think single-digit-years-old loli is better!" ...I'll be agnesed! (I'll be caught by Agnes)!

FYI: Anges Chan is an anti-loli crusader. Now her name can be used as adjective or verb.
e.g. "Wow! This picture is too agnes!" "Be careful to watch it, or you'd be agnesed."

[milan kyuubi]

Hi I was thinking if someone can help with this. It's you tube video but I think it's on german. Now you don't have to translate every word they say, just tell me what they are talking about generally (and maybe a little more about the jokes they make).

Spoiler for :

Thanks

[-KarumA-]

I found an artist that I started liking, however I only know the kanji of it and was wondering how to pronounce it ブリトラ is the name, but in order to widden my search I'd like to know what it is in romanji (letters)