A Laugh A Day

[Spectacular_Insanity]

These two gifs made me think "LOL WTF?" when I saw them:



They are especially weird when they're right next to each other.

[PhantomRay]

http://www.yodaspeak.co.uk/index.php

Enter the link ! Learn to talk like Yoda, you will! Yeesssssss.

[Kang Seung Jae]

Originally Posted by Spectacular_Insanity

These two gifs made me think "LOL WTF?" when I saw them:
They are especially weird when they're right next to each other.

I forgot what anime they were based on..... It's one of the most notorious in history.

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Originally Posted by PhantomRay

http://www.yodaspeak.co.uk/index.php

Enter the link ! Learn to talk like Yoda, you will! Yeesssssss.

Oh. My. God.

Hilarious, that was. Breathe, I cannot.

[Irenicus]

Originally Posted by Kang Seung Jae

I forgot what anime they were based on..... It's one of the most notorious in history.

IIRC, it's Musashi Gundoh.

Originally Posted by PhantomRay

http://www.yodaspeak.co.uk/index.php

Enter the link ! Learn to talk like Yoda, you will! Yeesssssss.

It actually responds differently if you diss Yoda, lol.

Guess what I typed in to get this:

"With soap and water go wash your mouth out! Yes, hmmm."

[PhantomRay]

My random takes on Yoda speaker:

~ Use yoda speak, do not!
To death laughing choke,
you will! Yeesssssss. ~

~ Squish big bugs, do not!
Make a mess, you will! ~

~ Jump off the cliff, do
not! Hurt head, you
will! Hmmmmmm. ~

~ Eat pies, do not! Grow
fat soon enough, you
will! Hmmmmmm. ~ ( Ignore this suggestion, eat as much as you like ^^ )

~ Bad, playing whit knives
is! Cleaner way, guns
are! Yes, hmmm. ~

~ Want cookies, do you,
hmm, hmm? Good whit
milk, it is. Got milk ,
hmm, hmm? Yes, hmmm. ~

[escimo]

Originally Posted by PhantomRay

http://www.yodaspeak.co.uk/index.php

Enter the link ! Learn to talk like Yoda, you will! Yeesssssss.

Use this for all my posts, I will. Beware, you should.

[Utter_iMADNESS]

When shipping goes wrong:

Spoiler for Shipment of FAIL:

[Evil Rick]

Originally Posted by Utter_iMADNESS

When shipping goes wrong:

Spoiler for Shipment of FAIL:

He, he!

That image is real or is a photomontage?

Because if it is real...

[[DOT].L]

Jack Thompson never ceases to make me laugh my ass off.
http://www.gamepolitics.com/2008/06/...orms-out-court

[Sephi]

These Japanese game shows never cease to amuse me.
Funnies part is around 7:30-8:15. If you don't want to watch the whole movie, at least watch that part.

And a Taiwanese game show. The first game showed is probably the funniest.

[KasumiGirl]

People who watched BB08 last night would know this joke too.

Spoiler:

An old lady in a wheelchair, was at a park under a tree with her family.
She had to use a notepad every time she wanted to talk, because she does not have a voice.
She leaned slowly to the front, so her granddaughter put a pillow on her back to support her back. Then, she slowly leaned to the right of the wheelchair, so her son put a pillow to the right to support her then. THEN, she leaned to the left, and they put a pillow on her left side too.
Suddenly, her grandson walked to her and she took out her notepad and wrote:

They won't let me fart.

[Kakashi]

"The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China. If we spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in US. I've been doing my part, and I thank you for your help!"

Eliot Spitzer (former Governor, New York) tehehe

[SeedFreedom]

Originally Posted by kakashi-san

"The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate. If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money goes to China. If we spend it on gasoline it goes to the Arabs. If we buy a computer it will go to India. If we purchase fruits and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala. If we purchase a good car it will go to Germany. If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan and none of it will help the American economy. The only way to keep that money here at home is to spend it on prostitutes and beer, since these are the only products still produced in US. I've been doing my part, and I thank you for your help!"

Eliot Spitzer (former Governor, New York) tehehe

Or, you know, not give everyone $600 and spend it on things like health care and social insurance that actually helps people. Everyone saids "hey look free money", but in reality that money is much better spent on social services.

[nanafan]

rofl at iphone shuffle and the shipment of fail, that made my day. i love this thread, always makes me happy.

[kitto-chan]

Here are some comments made by sports commentators that I'm sure they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly
unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."

4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."

6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the Cox of the Oxford crew."

9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian ****s is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven ****s on the field."

10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"

[Renmazuo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdbKdRajjFk

This never fails to make me laugh.

[nanafan]

those quotes are great kittochan hysterical, i can't believe people say that stuff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ19q...eature=related

[Utter_iMADNESS]

Thread's been quite today...

New Era Cap David Ortiz Commercial

Lucky Star vs. Ronald McDonald

[nanafan]

Originally Posted by Utter_iMADNESS

Thread's been quite today...

New Era Cap David Ortiz Commercial

Lucky Star vs. Ronald McDonald

hmm can't say which i like best probably lucky star one. that was funny and scary at the same time. there was a ronald mcdonald army