2006-05-16, 01:16
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♪♫ Maya Iincho ♩♬
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Join Date: May 2004
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Lord Of The Ring (Shortened Version)
If you dont like profanity, then dont watch this gif. I really enjoyed it though.
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2006-05-22, 23:54
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Zigadongdong!
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Malaysia
Age: 39
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Yesterday, I was making funny stuff about Soviet Russia with some friends at a forum. Some were asking about what was Soviet superweapon during World War II. As we know, the Americans have nuclear attack, while the Nazi Germany have V-2 rocket missiles. How about Soviet?
If you read at Wikipedia (or Google around), Russian was the first pioneer for massive airborne assault or also called paratroopers. Although the first one invented massive airborne stuff like that, surely during that time Soviet didn't have enough equipment for their soldiers. A person making funny post by saying, "We'll just push them out of planes without 'chutes!" Then I asked, "How's that working as superweapon?" He added, "Simple. Falling conscripts causes enemy to laugh. While they're all rolling on the floor, we roll tanks on top of them." Ok, that's funny enough. But truly, in Soviet Russia, you're push out of the plane! Originally, the VDV paratroopers sat in little bits at the back of the plane, climbed out onto the WING and then slid themselves off and into battle as being told by their officers.  See? HOLY MOTHERRUSSIA! |
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2006-05-25, 13:28
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Junior Warrior
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Behind You
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http://www.holylemon.com/CrazyPingPong.html
This is crazy and cool. oh oh. and check this one out. I crack up everytime i watch it. http://www.holylemon.com/FunnyCatJump.html |
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2006-05-27, 23:11
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♪♫ Maya Iincho ♩♬
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Unnecessary
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edkwon - that's way too many movies or pics to look at, plz make it more organized and descriptive of what ur posting about. At least name them so i can tell what it is please.!!^_^
Ok, never mind my complaints. I sorta understand them now ^_^. I looked thru your first post, some were pretty amazingly horrible, and some were decent.
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2006-05-28, 18:49
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♪♫ Maya Iincho ♩♬
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Join Date: May 2004
Location: Unnecessary
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This movie is outrageously great. You'll have to watch this movie and find out yourself.
(Try not to to laugh) Enjoy ^_^ Spoiler:
I laugh at the stupidity of the japanese for creating such strange videos. ^+^ "Try not to laugh", really don't. --- Here's the picture I promised to give to ya ^_^. My single greatest, and my favorite picture in the world. (profanity included, so beware if your opposed that kind of thing) Spoiler:
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2006-05-31, 13:08
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Nemo Me Impune Lacessit
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: England
Age: 34
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Dunno if somebody posted this site already but I thought it was funny, you get to read about technologically challenged people.
my personal fave: 12.True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp: Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?" Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?" Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?" Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?" Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer." Tech: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, It's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?" Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotional. It just has '4X' on it." At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it. He was laughing too hard. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive! from http://www.i-hate-computers.co.uk/ click on jokes
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2006-05-31, 15:57
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Do you really give a damn?
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When Japanese high school students have to make new dialogue for PA comics. |
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2006-06-02, 17:58
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: USA
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Satire: China Calls In U.S. Loans, Demands California
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13048272/site/newsweek/
China Calls In U.S. Loans, Demands California Golden State could become Middle Kingdom’s east coast WEB-EXCLUSIVE SATIRE By Andy Borowitz Special to Newsweek Updated: 10:43 a.m. PT May 30, 2006 May 30, 2006 - In a move expected to roil the world economy, China today called in all of its loans to the United States and demanded the State of California as repayment. For years, economists have seen the U.S.'s heavy debt burden to China as something of a ticking time bomb, but few anticipated that Chinese President Hu Jintao would insist that the U.S. repay the loans by signing over ownership of the Golden State. According to University of Minnesota economist Davis Logsdon, owning California would give the Chinese an opportunity to reverse its longstanding relationship with the U.S.: "China would own the Hollywood film business, and the U.S. would have to settle for pirated DVDs." Losing California could be good news for Republicans, since the state has voted blue in the last few presidential elections and is home to such high-profile Hollywood liberals as Barbra Streisand and Steven Spielberg. But the move could be bad news for California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, who, according to one aide, "has spent his entire life trying to become President of the United States and doesn't want to start all over again in China." Perhaps responding to pressure from Gov. Schwarzenegger, President Bush today asked China if it would drop its demand for California and instead accept two other blue states, New York and Massachusetts. President Hu responded with a two-word statement that seemed to indicate that China would not waver in its demand: "No substitutions." Elsewhere, in a move that may discourage future immigration to the United States, Paris Hilton announced that she would release an album of her singing. © 2006 Newsweek, Inc. |
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2006-06-02, 21:17
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Location: USA
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2006-06-03, 23:34
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Age: 34
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This joke is kind of old... But still, it's new for those who hasn't heard it yet
 Here it goes... Bush and Powell are sitting in a bar. Then a guy walks in and asks the barman; "Isn't that Bush and Powell?" The barman answers; "Yeah, it's them." So the guy walks over to them and asks, "Hey, what are you guys doing?" And Bush says; "We're planning world war 3." And the guy says; "Really? What's gonna happen?" Bush says; "Well, we're going to kill 20 million Afghans and one bicycle repairman!" The guy looked confused and said; "What? Why a bicycle repairman!?" Then Bush turns to Powell and says; "Ha! I told you so! No-one would care about the 20 million Afghans." (And for those who does not understand: it's making fun of Bush, -not 20 million afghans.) |
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