2008-07-24, 09:29 | Link #2502 |
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Just another joke.
------------------------------------------ A woman goes into a tattoo parlour and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tattoo of a turkey on her right thigh just below her bikini line. She also wants him to put "Happy Thanksgiving" under the turkey. So the guy does it and it comes out looking really good. The woman then instructs him to put a Santa tattoo with "Merry Christmas" up on her left thigh. So the guy does it and it comes out looking good, too. As the woman is getting dressed to leave, the tattoo artist asks, "If you don't mind, could you tell me why you had me put such unusual tattoos on your thighs?" She says "I'm sick and tired of my husband complaining all the time that there's nothing good to eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas!" |
2008-07-24, 09:52 | Link #2503 |
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They don't seem to work for me.. Meh.. Joke: A plane crashed on a stranded island, inhabited by Native Indians. There were three survivors from the crash: a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Buddhist. The Indians captured the survivors and decided to torture them through Unga Bunga, which is massive violent rape. But they give the survivors a choice. They can take the Unga Bunga, or Death. So the Rabbi goes first. He says, "Well, I'm a Rabbi. A profound teacher, I have my people in the Synagogues who will await my return. I will take the Unga Bunga." So the Indians, hundreds of them, mass rape him on the spot. The next is the Priest. He says, "I have my Parish which I need to take care of, in order to continually do God's work. I will take the Unga Bunga." The Priest gets raped on the spot also, by hundreds of men. The Buddhist is last. He says, "I'm a Buddhist. I am an Enlightened man, not fearful of Death. I will take Death." So the Indian leader immediately shouts - "Death! By Unga Bunga."
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2008-07-24, 14:31 | Link #2504 | |
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2008-07-25, 07:28 | Link #2517 |
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omg i finally got that! If you guys take note of thoses poles around her and the fact that she is sitting on exactly the position one of the poles should be situated and this ad is for lubricant then you'll understand!
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2008-07-25, 07:32 | Link #2518 | |
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I think that they purposely made that poster to be hard to understand, just so that the younger generation of passer-by's did not understand it and just thought it was an advert made randomly for the nice scenery. |
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