A Laugh A Day

[Demongod86]

In a Seattle Washington college classroom, they were discussing the qualifications to be President of the United States . It was pretty simple - the candidate must be a natural born citizen of at least 35 years of age.
However, one girl in the class immediately started in on how unfair was the requirement to be a natural born citizen. In short, her opinion was that this requirement prevented many capable individuals from becoming president. The class was taking it in and letting her rant, but everyone's jaw hit the floor when she wrapped up her argument by stating, 'What makes a natural born citizen any more qualified to lead this country than one born by C-section?'
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An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter
"Want coffee."
The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto, we're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says .
"Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.
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A little boy says to his mother, "Mommy, how come I'm black and you're white?"
His mother replies, "Don't even go there! From what I can remember
about that party, you're lucky you don't bark!"

[Kitsune]

Originally Posted by Claude

Spoiler for Cat:

And the question now is... when will they attack us?

Spoiler for Cat messiah:

[Spectacular_Insanity]

Originally Posted by Demongod86

As you may know, Ben & Jerry created the "Yes Pecan!" ice cream flavor for Obama. They also asked for suggestions from the public for a George Bush flavor. Here are some of their favorite responses:
Grape Depression
The Housing Crunch
Abu Grape
Cluster Fudge
Nut'n Accomplished
Iraqi Road
Chock 'n Awe
Impeach Cobbler
Guantanmallow
ImPeachmint
Heck-of-a-Job-Brownie!
Cookie D'oh!
Nougalar Proliferation
Death by Chocolate and Torture
Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder
Credit Crunch
Mission Pecanplished
Country Pumpkin
Caramel Preemptive Stripe
I Broke the Law and am Responsible for the Deaths of Thousands...... With nuts

Hahaha, brilliant. I think my favorite is one of three: "The Housing Crunch", "Cluster Fudge", or "Nougular Proliferation".

[Mystique]

It had to be done...
Internet meme's usually get some kinda tune+vid made, lol

I apologise for any kawaii overload to your brains

[P99]

Those animals were so cute!

[FateAnomaly]

Cue attack of the killer rabbits.

[IvUaN]

Brain meltdown, and after that my brain exploded then imploded, fortunately I made it somehow.

Nom nom nom. It was fun watching the way those animals ate.

Also that thing (was it a mouse?) in that car drive's better than me.

[klowny]

Kinda old but still funny

[Kitsune]

Because porn movies dialogues are so hard to remember

[Comrade]

Originally Posted by Claude

Spoiler for Cat:

I don't think that's true, we should be more afraid of our dogs. Why?
Because there's a saying. "Dogs have masters, while cats have staff."

[AnimeFangirl]

"Caramel Preemptive Stripe" sounds DELICIOUS.

[Kitsune]

Message for all USA citizen who search for porn tags in Google...

Spoiler for Advise:

[Demongod86]

Harry and Willy meet at the bar, and Willy asks his friend how are things with him.
Harry: "So-so. I left my job because of illness and fatigue."
Willy: "Sorry to hear that. What happened?"
Harry: "My boss got sick and tired of me."
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I've noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot.
It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there: they have no wife to go home to... or they do.
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me THE EXACT WORDS that were used to put the curse on you."
Without hesitation, the old man says, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
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[Mon Cheri]

Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
How CUTE! <3 cookies for you!

Spoiler for Pikachuuu :3:

[klowny]

i laughed my butt off the chair while watching this

[Narona]

Somebody just showed me that... and I am still

Worst.cover.of.a.song.ever

Something is definitely not right with those guys

[Kusa-San]

Yes it's really something

[Narona]

Originally Posted by Kusa-San

Yes it's really something

Says the man who showed that "terrible thing" to me

[Kusa-San]

Originally Posted by Narona

Says the man who showed that "terrible thing" to me

XD Well i post the another one :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdFui74_jvY

[Bonta Kun]

Originally Posted by Kusa-San

XD Well i post the another one :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdFui74_jvY

O M G

thats......there are no words to describe that

my mother saw this and actually gave me a "WTF IS THIS?!!"

...I couldn't answer her