The Genderbending of Haruhi Suzumiya [Spoilers Aplenty]

[Mimir]

I had an insane idea last night which is probably caused by mixing ramen, triple caffeine, and a pint of yogurt.

I don't know if this was suggested yet (I have no patience of checking 600+ pages to confirm) but here goes:

Spoiler:

What if there was an instance in the chain of realities (er, parallel dimensions) that another god-like being like Haruki existed? Even better yet, what if this is another Haruhi Suzumiya, except she has fully realized her powers?

Unfortunately, in her reality, there was no instance of Kyon, no time travelers, no espers or even aliens. With the realization of her power, it has occurred to her that anything she does would be boring, because she can do anything she wants. Because of this, she has become withdrawn, not wanting any friends, knowing that she is different.

As a part of her powers, she was able to sense the presence of all realities and watch them from a distance without taking part in them. One day she sensed a major flux of energy (or whatever you call it) that attracted her attention. And that was the instance where Kyonko existed.

Interested, she diverted all her attention to that instance and saw to her surprise that an instance of herself, with the power to control reality and all that, existed there. Except she was a he in that world. And without realizing it, she has developed a sense of envy with that world, strong enough that she wished herself to that world without thinking of its immediate consequences.

She was envious that someone like her with the power to control reality has not realized his potential, and therefore was able to live a relatively normal life, have friends, and have fun. And without realizing it, she has become a bitter version of Suzumiya, an anti-version of herself, seeking to disrupt the harmony of Kyonko's world which is actually just balanced on a tip of a pen.

Come on laugh, I know its insane, but I felt that I had to type this all the same.

Though I think this would work if both Haruki and Haruhi (Kyon's instance) co-existed with Haruhi (anti-version) in a single world where both Kyon and Kyonko have to work together to fix the instabilities caused by three same god-like beings existing in one world, working together with their gender bended counterparts, and try to save the day without exposing Haruhi (Kyon's instance) and Haruki to Haruhi (anti) who seems hell-bent to let them know their true power.

Now that I have written this, I hope I could have a good sleep. Because this has been keeping me awake last night, and I love my sleep.

Now what do you think? This has been driving me nuts.

[C.A.]

Originally Posted by Mimir

Now what do you think? This has been driving me nuts.

Spoiler:

If we reply to you, it will be spoilers. Like this is already a spoiler.

[kyon.haruhi.suzumiya]

Originally Posted by C.A.

Spoiler:

If we reply to you, it will be spoilers. Like this is already a spoiler.

^^ Just PM him.

[Mimir]

Sorry about that, its just that I can't seem to get this out of my mind. T_T

[Arceon]

Oh god, its an epileptic tree! Run, hide your children!

But hey, if you really want to spice things up with that idea, add a slider, or alternatively, he/she is the slider that has yet to be introduced.

[Mimir]

That's a nice idea!

Now you won't let me get any sleep. T_T

I'll try refining that idea.

[ZephyrLeanne]

Originally Posted by kyon.haruhi.suzumiya

^^ Just PM him.

Yes, Captain Obvious. I mean, he'd have done it by now, right?
And yeah, we will need a slider to make this work... I think?

[TheodoreIV]

But with parallel dimensions with multiple godly Haru(h/k)i's comes the old question of "What happens when an unstoppable force meets an inmovable object?". If two Suzumiya's with reality-alternating abilities are both subconciously attempting to alter reality in a conflicting way, what would happen? Like say, Suzumiya A wants a flock of pigeons to turn blue at midnight and Suzumiya B wants the same pigeons to turn red at midnight, what'll happen to the pigeons? And before someone says it, no, I don't think the pigeons would turn purple.

It's possible that the Suzumiya with higher desire for the alteration of reality would win the battle of 'whose change becomes the new reality'. In most situations their desires would be uneven, if only by the smallest amount of desire, seeing how the odds of both having the same exact amount of desire for a change sounds highly improbable. But in those situations where their amount of desire is the exact same, once again as asked above, what would happen?

So, what do you all think? Yes, I know that the 'The Ontology of Suzumiya Haruhi' thread is a better place for this question, however you guys' posts are more fun to read, so as a Haruhiist I shall choose what's more fun rather than what's right or wrong, or should or shouldn't.

[kyon.haruhi.suzumiya]

Originally Posted by TheodoreIV

But with parallel dimensions with multiple godly Haru(h/k)i's comes the old question of "What happens when an unstoppable force meets an inmovable object?". If two Suzumiya's with reality-alternating abilities are both subconciously attempting to alter reality in a conflicting way, what would happen? Like say, Suzumiya A wants a flock of pigeons to turn blue at midnight and Suzumiya B wants the same pigeons to turn red at midnight, what'll happen to the pigeons? And before someone says it, no, I don't think the pigeons would turn purple.

It's possible that the Suzumiya with higher desire for the alteration of reality would win the battle of 'whose change becomes the new reality'. In most situations their desires would be uneven, if only by the smallest amount of desire, seeing how the odds of both having the same exact amount of desire for a change sounds highly improbable. But in those situations where their amount of desire is the exact same, once again as asked above, what would happen?

So, what do you all think? Yes, I know that the 'The Ontology of Suzumiya Haruhi' thread is a better place for this question, however you guys' posts are more fun to read, so as a Haruhiist I shall choose what's more fun rather than what's right or wrong, or should or shouldn't.

Gah, my head's spinning. I need my Tylenol. Downed with soda.

[Mimir]

Originally Posted by TheodoreIV

But with parallel dimensions with multiple godly Haru(h/k)i's comes the old question of "What happens when an unstoppable force meets an inmovable object?". If two Suzumiya's with reality-alternating abilities are both subconciously attempting to alter reality in a conflicting way, what would happen? Like say, Suzumiya A wants a flock of pigeons to turn blue at midnight and Suzumiya B wants the same pigeons to turn red at midnight, what'll happen to the pigeons? And before someone says it, no, I don't think the pigeons would turn purple.

It's possible that the Suzumiya with higher desire for the alteration of reality would win the battle of 'whose change becomes the new reality'. In most situations their desires would be uneven, if only by the smallest amount of desire, seeing how the odds of both having the same exact amount of desire for a change sounds highly improbable. But in those situations where their amount of desire is the exact same, once again as asked above, what would happen?

So, what do you all think? Yes, I know that the 'The Ontology of Suzumiya Haruhi' thread is a better place for this question, however you guys' posts are more fun to read, so as a Haruhiist I shall choose what's more fun rather than what's right or wrong, or should or shouldn't.

I was thinking more on the lines of, what will happen if Haruhi from another world blames Haruki's friends for not being in her world to provide companionship she never had. She is like the Haruhi before she met John Smith, a girl lost in the immensity of the world, except with her abilities.. This led her to an antisocial existence, living alone from everybody else. She does not like to "create" a friend, knowing that whoever she creates would act according to her will (and like hell, that would be so boring).

But hey, I'm no Haruhi expert, I'm just speaking my mind aloud.

[ijuinkun]

I would think that Haruhi vs. Haruhi (or Haruki) would boil down to a sheer battle of wills--not only who has the greater desire, but who has the greater determination/stubbornness as well.

[unmoldedtruck]

o.O

Whatever. Back to Fallout.

[C.A.]

Originally Posted by ijuinkun

I would think that Haruhi vs. Haruhi (or Haruki) would boil down to a sheer battle of wills--not only who has the greater desire, but who has the greater determination/stubbornness as well.

Do you happen to read/watch One Piece, because this would work in a Haki discussion.

[Nanao-kun]

-_-"

Interesting idea but I just started to play Half-Life 2 after finishing the first one so... yeah. Nice idea though.

[Mimir]

Oh well, I guess it was just a nice try...

But would it be overkill if I introduce another character in that scenario? -_- Guess I'm just persistent...

This time, shortly after the other Suzumiya appeared, a new student who is actually a slider from a different world transferred to Kyonko's class to replace the transferred Asakura. That person (not decided if it was a he or a she, but I was leaning on a she) actual mission was to isolate and purge the influence of the foreign Suzumiya from Kyonko's plane.
Interestingly, the slider was able to use powers a bit like Suzumiya, but with less intensity or degree. That slider is able to create a small closed space to isolate foreign substances introduced by the irrational Suzumiya, and terminate them. Also, he/she can also negate some of the other Suzumiya's powers inside her closed space, but only to some degree. Likewise, he/she is also knowledgeable about Itsuko, Nagato and Asahina's history to some extent.

I was planning to make it like he/she was a descendant of Suzumiya on another reality, but I guess I'm just going to far-fetched am I?

-_-
I really need to take a break. I'm just babbling now.

[besieger]

But babble, other than actual work, is all we do here.

[vivify93]

I finally have private Internet back, huzzah! Now, to work on the social board backlog...

[Mimir]

I had another idea. What if Okabe was substituted by another teacher who turns out to be a radical from the Agency? Itsuko investigated the motives of the Agence, and then she turns up absent for the next few days. Haruki, along with the SOS Brigade, went to Itsuko's home which was mysteriously deserted.
While Kyonko was on the way home that night, she was confronted by the substitute teacher who believed that she was a key to harnessing Haruki's powers. After narrowly escaping from being abducted, she enlisted Yuuki to help her figure out what is happening inside the Agency, and to help her find Itsuko.

-_-

I seem never to run out of strange ideas. They seem to keep popping on my head for no reason at all.

Heh, before I forget, Happy Yuletide seasons everyone...though I think I'm a bit late for the greetings...

[TheodoreIV]

Feel free to turn these ideas into fanfics. It's not like anyone here can do anything else with them. All that's really being done is genderbending everything that's currently canon. It's not like we're creating new material within the genderbent universe (other than what's necessary to make a canon situation appropriate for the genders).

[Mimir]

I'm just doodling with my ideas, just to pass time. But I might try writing one if I get the "rush" one of these days...