Hidan no Aria - Favorite Quotes Thread

[Kairin]

A thread for your favorite quotes from Hidan no Aria. Please don't type out the entire script from an episode quote your favourite part of any scene or episode.

This thread will most likely contain spoilers! If you are posting a quote from a recent episode then please use spoiler tags. (hint and make sure that you include a title for the spoiler!).

[tsunade666]

I'll start with Reki's chant

"I am a single bullet."


"It has no heart. Therefore, it does not think"


"It just flies straight towards its target."

[Icy.Tear]

Since we're using novel quotes:

But, more than that, I...hate that I've become a piece of trash that can't even stop Aria's tears!

[Kleeyook]

This is my most favorite one from Reki:

If you reject me, I'll blast a hole in you.

[Mars Mode]

Kinji and Leopon-kun, especially the part in Bold

"Howdy, Aria! Leopon-kun here!"

I want to slap myself for thinking up this nonsense... However, this is a necessary step in avoiding Hysteria. Sigh. For my loss.

"They call me the strongest beast on Earth! Oh!? Aria, aren't you making a scaredy face?"

Aria is nodding at Leopon-kun's every word.

Okay. She's listening.

"What's so scary? C'mon, tell me. Cough it up."

"...T-The thunder..."

"Hah! Never fret! I will send that hubbub packing with my "Rawr no Jutsu" special technique. RAAAWWWRR!!"

I spreaded Leopon-kun's legs, and posed him to a gesture of screaming a thundering yell.

"RAAAWWWRR!! RAAAWWWRR!!"

"W-Will it go away now?"

"Yeah. I scared the hell out of it with my intimidating technique. The annoying thunder must be running off to its mama now."

[SkyFlames]

One of my favourite is probably the bath scene:

*Click*

The door to the bath was opened by Aria.

Aria: He-Hentai!

Kinji: You....You've got it wrong. I only came for this.

*raises up the swords with the Aria's underwear*

Aria: D...d...d...d

*Kinji prepares to die*

Aria: DIEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!

*Gunshots*

[Chaos2Frozen]

^

For me, it's not what she said, but rather how she said it That was rage beyond rage

[SkyFlames]

Ohh god... everthing on this scene is just epic.


Shirayuki: So, Kin-chan and Aria aren't doing those things?

Kinji: "Those things"?

Shirayuki: L-like...k-kissing...

*Aria and Kinji blushing*

*Aria opening and closing her mouth*

Shirayuki: D-i-d-y-o-u?

*evil laugh*

*dropping scary weapons*

Kinji: Sh-Shirayuki calm down! That was...

Aria: We d-did do that stuff, b-but...

*raising face*

Aria: It's fine! I'm not pregnant!

*Shirayuki faints*

Kinji: WHAT?!

Aria: Th-that because daddy said... I'll get pregnant if I get kissed!

[MeisterBabylon]

I feel for Himiko here...

[Chaos2Frozen]

"Kinji had stolen a precious thing... It was your heart!"

[Kotohono]

Originally Posted by SkyFlames

Ohh god... everthing on this scene is just epic.


Shirayuki: So, Kin-chan and Aria aren't doing those things?

Kinji: "Those things"?

Shirayuki: L-like...k-kissing...

*Aria and Kinji blushing*

*Aria opening and closing her mouth*

Shirayuki: D-i-d-y-o-u?

*evil laugh*

*dropping scary weapons*

Kinji: Sh-Shirayuki calm down! That was...

Aria: We d-did do that stuff, b-but...

*raising face*

Aria: It's fine! I'm not pregnant!

*Shirayuki faints*

Kinji: WHAT?!

Aria: Th-that because daddy said... I'll get pregnant if I get kissed!

Thus Aria proved she was just ignorant on pregnancy as Shana was .

[Chaos2Frozen]

Originally Posted by Kin-chan-sama

Even I, who is her childhood friend, don't understand her.

I quickly thought about the clues leading up to this incident:

1. Shirayuki, who returned from training asked me: "Is it true that you're living with a girl?" and sent me a total of 49 mails to my cellphone

2. Shirayuki herself rushed in here

3. Shirayuki became like this immediately when she saw Aria

...No

I don't understand.

I can't think of a reason why Shirayuki would be that angry!

FUZAKENNA !

Originally Posted by Kin-chan-sama

Aria.

Yes. To Aria's figure who's wearing a playing-card patterned underwear.

And before I knew it. I was in Hysteria Mode.

Y...You can't be joking?

That was fast !!!

[MeisterBabylon]

Originally Posted by Chaos2Frozen

FUZAKENNA !

That was fast !!!

Totally obvious that Kinji's so-called Hysteria Mode only activates with lolis, which is a contradiction because evolutionarily lolis don't carry good babies. Unless this is proof that evolutionarily, Man were lolicon?!?!?!

[shishio]

Maybe lolicons were able to have more offspring therefore brought this dilemma

[mysterious]

Spoiler:

Riko--that childish face approached my own, and she used those alluring lips--to say...

"Ki-kun, shall we do H stuff?"


What do you do, Kinji?

What you ask? Screwing her like a savage animal you are! you lucky you!

Spoiler:

"So Riko is still a virgin! An undefiled lady!"

"Do you have proof?"

"You'll find that out after we're done."

"No. I mean if you have proof that oniisan is still alive."

Spoiler:

But the thing that Riko hates is the Harem Route.

but but it is not like she said she wouldnt allow it right? I can still hope right?!

[Suiri Megami Alice]

Multiple quote:

Originally Posted by Kana

Kinji, remember this. One act of greatness overshadows a life of nothingness!

Originally Posted by Riko

Don't fcking order me around, Holmes.

Originally Posted by Aria

I hate 3 things about what you said. No way,' 'Tired,' and 'Troublesome.' Those 3 points are the only things restricting the possibilities for humans. Don't ever say anything like that in front of me again.

Originally Posted by Kinji

No matter how empty as a washboard it is, a breast is still a breast.

Agreed.

And last but not the least, from Reki:

Spoiler for Reki vol. 7:

"This is a total darkness."

"Within that darkness exists a path of light. Outside that light, nothing is visible, nothing exists."

"I am a single person who walks upon that light."

[~Yami~]

Riko : "Repeat after me!"

Aria : "go....go....go...... shu.... shuu..........

xD

[Icy.Tear]

Spoiler for Volume 8:

"...Tohyama. You...something that you cannot see, you have seen. You cannot return alive."

[SkyFlames]

*Kinji enters the room*

Aria: I've been waiting , Kinji. Why don't we listen it? The reason why you were hidding in the infermary locker

*flames around her*

Kinji: W..Wait, Aria! That's because of Riko!

Aria: You were lusting after Riko again!

*stomping*

Kinji: Y-You are wrong, I wasn't turn on by Riko, but you..

*covers his mouth* (too late pal)

*Aria astonished*

*Aria's eyes shinning* (best part)

Aria: Y-You pervert

*taking guns out*

Aria: YOU VOYEUR BUTEI!!!

Kinji: W..Wait!

*shooting*

Aria: HOLE! HOLE! HOLE! HOLE! HOLE! HOLE! HOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kinji: I'm glad this is bullet proof...

[ryan55]

Aria: There are three words that I hate.
Impossible, Tired, Troublesome.
These three are bad words that block peoples' potential.