[Spoilers] What a Naruto character would never say

[Besa]

Originally Posted by Lee-pimp

in light of recent anime events i feel the need to repost this classic fromt the first page and *bump* this thread.

http://www.picturehost.co.uk/free.on...our%20baby.jpg

go there to get pic.

That made me cry my eyes out

[Hunter]

Originally Posted by diabolistic

ZOMG WHAT THE
I'm surprised you still remember that pic!
how did you get it, anyways? that pic was uploaded from my angelfire account, but it got deleted months ago.

You shouldn't be surprised, personally I have this pic on my hd since the very day you posted it

[AkatsukisApprentice]

Originally Posted by Besa

That made me cry my eyes out

When I saw the pictre I fell off my chair with laughter roflcopter

Something a naruto character would never say:

Choji : look at me im on the Atkins diet

Shika: As long as your around Choji, I will never have to worry about needing a shadow for my jutsus

[Lee-pimp]

Originally Posted by Hunter

You shouldn't be surprised, personally I have this pic on my hd since the very day you posted it

yeah, since i first saw it i saved it in my pictures, the thing you posted about lee being a pimp dia. GREAT! nice parody. oh and i believe i was one of the first to mention lee being a pimp, i have been a member here for over a year. i was before the great forum crash of november 03 then rejoined.

[Lst2touchdasky]

Originally Posted by Lee-pimp

yeah, since i first saw it i saved it in my pictures, the thing you posted about lee being a pimp dia. GREAT! nice parody. oh and i believe i was one of the first to mention lee being a pimp, i have been a member here for over a year. i was before the great forum crash of november 03 then rejoined.

I can confirm that, Lee-pimp talked alot about lee pimping back then and also worked alot in the original WACWNS forum. In the reconstruction of Nov. 3, he was to buzy A.S.S. to help me pathy monir and hobo to rebuild WACWNS however T.T

[pathyfinder]

it's so nice to remember the classics
It almost makes me miss that shot of that guy full of braces saying old news is so exciting *although it does scare me as it reminds of my two tiresome years of headgear and braces!*

WHY NINJA's WARE FISHNETS

It's quite simple.....

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One day the first Hokage was caught wearing fishnets and the others teased him for staying out too late and being so hung over that he grabbed his girl friend's underware instead of his own.

Of course he explained that he was testing out a new weapon holder and because he was the Hokage and the weapons actually did stay put, all ninja's started wearing them.

The reason the other (country) ninja's wear fishnets is well, Konaha was powerful and that strength had to of cum from the fishnets

Never under estimate the power of the fishnets!

To help fund the reconstruction cost to build the village up again, Hokage Tsunade has now offered some on EBAY !

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As she is also tired of catching all those perversenninkuns from trying to get them for her and others female ninja's in the village.

This works better then telling everyone that Itachi is really a girl now and was living as a transexual and when his dad found out (itachi had THE surgury to remove his manhood) THAT is why he killed everyone. You have no idea how many pervertsenninkuns are after Itachi's fishnets now .

*domo Hunter-San* *wonder why I thought he had braces? Must be another photo I'm thinking of *

[Hunter]

Originally Posted by pathyfinder

it's so nice to remember the classics
It almost makes me miss that shot of that guy full of braces saying old news is so exciting *although it does scare me as it reminds of my two tiresome years of headgear and braces!*

Just because you're worth it

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[hobobaggins]

it lives. again.

where are all the image jokes?

*cry*

pathy monir and hobo to rebuild WACWNS however T.T

glad i am only partially forgotten

[eccentric]

Saskue: U-chi-ha Sasuke Rendan! (when doing Shishi rendan)

[Lee-pimp]

yeah, whats with all of this text going on here, the manga spoofs were great, ah woody, anyone else remember woody?

[Lst2touchdasky]

Originally Posted by hobobaggins

it lives. again.

where are all the image jokes?

*cry*

glad i am only partially forgotten

How could we forget you hobo! You were the structure that started the revival, me and pathy came shortly after you did but when it comes to true original, we note you as our humor guru.

[Riese]

Originally Posted by pathyfinder

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This works better then telling everyone that Itachi is really a girl now and was living as a transexual and when his dad found out (itachi had THE surgury to remove his manhood) THAT is why he killed everyone. You have no idea how many pervertsenninkuns are after Itachi's fishnets now .

*heh*

And the Rasengan was originally "Jacuzzi no Jutsu."

[Erock]

Kasashi: "Hey, how'd you do that?"
Jiraiya: "I'm not really in the mood tonight..."
Shino: "There is a fly in my soup"
Shikamaru: "Can someone turn on a some lights?"
Orochimaru: "I wish I were dead"
Tsunade: "I feel old"
Sasuke: "Itachi who?"
Konohamaru: "I'm gonna be quiet for a while"

[pathyfinder]

Originally Posted by Erock

Kasashi: "Hey, how'd you do that?"
Jiraiya: "I'm not really in the mood tonight..."
Shino: "There is a fly in my soup"
Shikamaru: "Can someone turn on a some lights?"
Orochimaru: "I wish I were dead"
Tsunade: "I feel old"
Sasuke: "Itachi who?"
Konohamaru: "I'm gonna be quiet for a while"

LOL WOW these are simple yet amazingly funny! Thanks!

PLEASE someone do a Photo Image Joke!!!!!

[diabolistic]

Spoiler alert, Tsunade! Sheesh.

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[pathyfinder]

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spike always get it

LMFHO
*hobo and Lst2 grab Diabolistic and toss him into the KY Sasuke tub* Will have to ask Riese and Monir if you can get dental

[Shay]

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Kimimaro: I will kill you with my BONE!

Sasuke bends over....... *Plz be gentle *

[Lst2touchdasky]

Lst2: Guys im bored... we need some one to pick on...

Slade: IT HAS TO BE GAARA! Besides the post in the One piece WACWNS we haven't picked on this poor messed up bastard in forever!

Lst2: Omg I just had a brillant plan! get me monir and a box of captain crunch...

Sai: your sopose to pick on gaara! not monir, and filling up a box of captian crunch with sand doesnt count...

Hobo: that right there is BLASPHEMY! Who on this planet would dare defile a box of perfectly great and sweet captain crunch for a joke... that is low even for a WACWNS member, who will destroy the purity of any anime without having second thoughts. But to dare do that to a box of captain crunch... thats just wrong man

Lst2: What are you guys talking about, I only want captian cruch because i missed breakfast...

Monir: I just heard a bag of captain crunch open and came running for my concern of the safety of the pure sweetened cereal which should never be left out of a balanced diet... OMG LST2 what are you doing to it!

Lst2: im eating it... And besides that, we need you here for this project.

~Skips the group disscusion and goes straight to the main idea~

Monir: Atleast they got me an office... Why the hell do I have to be the phycologist in this story... I didnt even want this position, Slade even volunteered! but noooo.... Lst2 is convinced that im the only one good enough to judge our character properly, damn his lazy ass- he should have done it himself...

Gaara: I have no idea what your saying... aren't I sopose to be one who is venting?

Monir: but we already know that your a fucked up emotional brat.

Gaara: But you dont know why...

Monir: Yes I do, i sat through countless hours watching this filler crap; where all you do is bitch about you past...

Gaara: What the hell are you talking about, that was a flash back and i wasnt the one who is bitching, blame naruto hes sopose to be narrator/main character.

Monir: Alright asshole... Do you have a better a reason to being a dumb emotionally fucked up jerk off?

Gaara: yes i do

Monir: then bitch away you dumb emotionally fucked up jerk off.

Gaara: you know if you were nicer i might be able to tell my story

Monir: Ok... -.-; why did you become a crazy asshole?

Gaara: Well it all started when i hit peuberty last year... My balls were sopose to drop and everything r--

Monir: DUDE! im a phycologist, i dont want to hear about your problems down under.

Gaara: your a phycologist its your job as long as it corresponds with my phycologocial problems..

Monir: When this is all over and done with im going fill Lst2's box of captain crunch with piss...

Gaara: Wha???

Monir: nothing- please continue

Gaara: So yea my balls never dropped like they should have, but then i decided that it must be the sand keeping them up. But then it made me start to think, and i realized: i have never really seen my penis, being that i never felt any pain or never seen anything beyond my sand armor: since it has been on me since birth. How am even sure that I even have a penis, the only time i ever had the armor removed it was only for a split second and i didnt have the time to check. For all i know, i might even be a girl, i could have BOOBs under the shit and the armor could just be messing with me. So yea i could go in deeper into the subject but all i can say is do my confusion, i made my sand do some odd stuff, and im in intense pain right now

Monir: ~*thinks to himself "and here i was thinking this kid was just fucked up, now i know hes a absolute freak of nature"*~ well our time here today is over, perhaps i'll give you my notes about your... situtation next time.




(Mental note: This writing has been manipulated by the cruel and lazy Lst2, All of monir's action here today is out of character and should be expected of his normal behavior at any time)

[sOnJoOL]

the image ones rock.
the one i cracked up most in is
the bling bling one.
that pwned.

[socomberetta]

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