2004-04-16, 18:14 | Link #26 |
Member
Join Date: Apr 2004
Age: 35
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Heres a few I did two months ago:
-You put an entire bottle of hair gel in your hair to make it 'super-bobbed' -You wrap your arms and legs in duct tape -You only cut hair with a kunai -Whenever you are in a tight situation, you start humming Rising Fighting Spirit -Friends and relations give you strange looks because you constantly refer to things as super -You say 'Dante bayo!' at the end of every sentence -You spend your free time trying to run up trees by focusing your Chakra -You carry a giant log around with you for when you need to do Kawarimi no Jutsu (alternatively, a large naked woman so you can do Sexy no Jutsu) -You can perform all the hand seals by heart -You pay a random dark-haired six year old to follow you around calling you 'Leada!' -During a tense moment, your friends are surprised to see you have lit your eyes on fire. -You have a bright orange tracksuit in your closet. -Whenever you get in trouble, you yell loudly that that is your 'Way of the Ninja!' -Whenever the teacher asks you a question in class, you smile cryptically and say 'A ninja must see underneath the underneath.' -You dream of one day being the Hokage and run around with a sushi plate on your head -Your diet consists only of cup ramen -You bought the Konoha Headband on Ebay. -You refer to your household pets as nin-dogs. -You cannot unroll a piece of paper without flailing it in the air dramatically. -You refer to taking out the trash as a D-Rank Mission. -You carry around bugs in your jacket and claim you can release them at will. -Whenever your puppy barks at you, you pretend it's telling you important enemy nin information. -Whenever your older brother steals the TV remote, you stare at him icily and say, "I am an Avenger!" -Whenever you are late for work your excuse is, "I got lost in the path known as life today so...". -You own the book "Come Come Paradise". -You only wear sandals -You carry a shuriken and scrolls in your backpack -If you forgot to study for a test, and couldn't answer any of the questions, you slam your fist on the table, scream, "Screw you! I'm not afraid! I'm going to become the Hokage anyway!" and wait smugly to pass. -You glare intently at any puddles that happen to be in your path -You refuse to pull your scarf down so people can see your nose -If one of your friends says something you don't like, you scream, "It's an illusion!" and punch them |
2004-04-16, 18:27 | Link #27 |
Senior Member
Artist
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Montreal
Age: 43
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When you start thinking Naruto could become reality in a distant future...
And that you live every days only for when it does. When your friends won't talk to you anymore cause the only thing that comes out of your mough is about the last Naruto episode.... When your girlfriend slap you in the face everytime the "N-" sound comes out of your mough. BTW, this is real stuff that appens to me frequently. I oftenly tease my girlfriend like this: Lets talk about... Na.- "t king cole" Na.- "to" Na.- "tural disaster" Its kinda funny ^^
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2004-04-16, 18:39 | Link #30 |
Mommy on a Bender
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: East Coast USA
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[i]-You bought the Konoha Headband on Ebay. [/]
-and wear it around the house doing housework -then bought a matching ring and a bunch of pins and put them on your very mommy looking purse. -consider which room in your house should be redecorated using the colors really dark navy/black and olive green. -starts looking for fishnet t-shirts to wear with your bike shorts cdk |
2004-04-16, 19:11 | Link #32 |
EnI)eR I)ark I)eath
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Toronto, Ontario
Age: 35
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- when you paint in red the jap love sign on the left side of your forehead
- when you try doing the chidori - when you set yourself on fire showing that you have the nine tails chakra - when you set yourself on EVEN HOTTER FIRE(blue fire) showing you have normal chakra - when you tell your dog to transform into a duplicate of yourself - you only LOVE a pink short haired girl named sakura - for girls: when you call a girl you hate "INO" - you go on top of your roof and jump off so u can try the black lotus move that lee does - when you put a seal on the back of your neck thinking when you get pissed off the seal will cover your body - when you tell your friend to throw you off a cliff so you can try summoning the frog boss - when you try to pop a vein near your eyes so YOU THINK u just achived recieving the bayakayan(neji's eye thing..i think thats how u spell it ) - when you acually TRY TO FIND konoha in the WORLD... - you look for historical facts about the uchiha clan and other clans - you try TO FIND information to JOIN one of the clans - you put VERY VERY HEAVY WEIGHTS on your legs - you buy one of those HUGE china fans and use it as a weapon - when u buy a human size puppet and put poison daggers on it and paint your face - you make the naruto SFX at the appropriate times in real life... - when you name your sons/daughters one of the naruto characters - when you hold a big jug of sand on your back - you honor and wirship the 4 hokage heh.... dark death Last edited by I)ark-I)eath; 2004-04-16 at 19:21. |
2004-04-16, 19:32 | Link #33 |
Mommy on a Bender
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: East Coast USA
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You know I watch too much Naruto and I need a life because...
I was working in my daughters elementary school yesterday and I saw a little girl with really bushy eyebrows, I mean really , really bushy eybrows, and she was really little ( I think a kindergartener) and the first thought that pops into my head is she must be Rock Lee's little sister.
*covers heart with hand* the absolute truth. cdk |
2004-04-16, 19:45 | Link #36 | |
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Gates of Dawn
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Sidewalk
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When...you try to roll your eyes to the back of your head and think you can see everything 360 degrees. ...everytime you see a dirty book, you automatically assume it's Come Come Paradise series. |
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