2009-05-02, 23:22 | Link #286 |
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The worst movie I've ever seen that wasn't on purpose would probably have to be a tie between Dreamcatcher and You've Got Mail, the latter of which I got dragged along into seeing because I wanted to be nice to my Aunt and Grandmother and treat them to a movie of their choice one day.
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2009-05-04, 12:27 | Link #287 |
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DragonBall Evolution,
Lets just pretend that it's a normal action flick not based on Dragonball. Would this make the movie even watchable?? NO, NO, NO. Not only is the script laugable, the whole action scenes were crappy. How crappy you say? Well, think Power Rangers action scenes, now think worse than that. That's how shitty the action is in the movie. Well how about the CG? it was ok. The transitions from one scene to the next scene also did not make a lot of sense. There was a whole martial arts tournament scene was pointless and made no plot progress. The acting was horrible and it felt like everybody was either over acting, or reading the lines from the script. All the costumes and clothing were horrible too, bulma looked like a whore, goku did not look badass at all, man it was worse than cosplayers.
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2009-05-04, 12:34 | Link #288 |
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Ed Gein: The Butcher of Plainfield
I didn't even finish watching this movie, but I didn't have to watch it to decide it is the worst I've ever seen. The description said it was based on the serial killer Ed Gein (thus the title). I checked out documentaries and movies based on serial killers because they facinate me. Ed Gein was a very socialable guy who was liked by many people. Well, this movie had nothing to do with the real Ed Gein because they made him a creepy guy who didn't even associate with other people. That aside, this actually turned out to be an extremely bad horror flick. Even if you like horror flicks, avoid this one at all costs. I don't even know if you can say the acting was bad or not because the script left so much to be desired. |
2009-05-05, 22:02 | Link #289 |
TRUE! Lelouch is dead! XD
Join Date: Jun 2008
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1. Any Original TV Movie I unfortunately catch a GLIMPS of on the Sci-Fi Channel 2. Anything by Ronald Emmerich and Dean Devlin (GINO, ID4, Day After Tomorrow) 3. Planet of the Apes remake 4. King Kong 1976 Remake 5. Batman and Robin 6. Elektra 7. 99% of Micahel Bay's shit movies 8. Dungeons and Dragons 9. 300 10. Fantastic Four I could have put Uwe Bowel and Alkaseltzer and Friedbum films here too, but I don't watch their shit so I didn't even bother. |
2009-05-12, 15:29 | Link #290 |
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Ninja She Devil / Oira Sukeban
There are few movies which make your brain melt away and leave that horrible after taste in your mouth . Well Oira Sukeban (Delinquent in Drag) is one of such movies, which leave you gasping for sanity . I had watched the OVA last week so checked out the LvA and now I am lift wandering why did I even bother . It has tons of topless women running around in fundoshi but sadly they aren't well endowed leaving one . And lot of strange crazy men running in fundoshi and doing strange dances @_@ . The plot is absent and trying to make a hybrid between slasher~gore and parody is always a a bad idea I seen weird but this is bizzaro level.
Another infamous mention is Ninja She Devil this is just another softcore porn which is desperately being tried to pass off as a movie
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2009-05-12, 16:33 | Link #291 | |
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I have to agree with the first post of this thread, Manos: Hands of Fate is, without a doubt in my mind the worst movie ever. Ugh....
The only good thing about it is Torgo. Quote:
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2009-05-12, 19:02 | Link #292 |
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Join Date: Jul 2008
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99% of the Disney/Nick TV movies (non-animated). Shit sucks. Plot, cliché. Acting horrible (and includes disney stars *twiches*). Not funny. Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap.
In addition, most "scary" movies released nowadays. Example, One missed Call. Key tip, scary movies that are not scary are horrible. |
2009-05-15, 06:37 | Link #293 |
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Face/Off(1997) for me!
The biggest hype of this show is John Travolta and Nicholas Cage, who are big names in action movies in that time, come together in same movie. The worst part is in first few minutes Cage played as bad guy while Travolta played the good one. At the rest of the movie the role changed, Travolta is bad and Cage is good. Then at last few minutes Travolta is good again and Cage is dead. Even Batman & Robin, which came at the same year, is better than this fiasco. EDIT: I was surprised this show gets 93% in Rotten Tomatoes. Last edited by Oppius; 2009-05-15 at 06:41. Reason: Added info... |
2009-05-15, 18:40 | Link #295 |
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worst movie I've seen is "Ballistic - Ecks vs. Sever"
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/ball...ecks_vs_sever/ The fight scenes consist of characters swinging their limbs at each other, while the cameraman shakes the camera violently, to make things seem dramatic. Oh, and by the way: the author of the original post said, 'The worst movie I've ever seen is Manos: Hands of Fate.' Well it has a higher Rotten Tomatoes rating that BEVS. So ... |
2009-05-15, 19:44 | Link #296 | |
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300 is very good. everything else i agree with.
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2009-05-16, 13:34 | Link #297 | |
TRUE! Lelouch is dead! XD
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300 was just stupid. I don't CARE if it is based off a graphic novel (which is stupid too), Spartans did not go into battle practically naked. And all that STUPID use of slowmotion... It was overused to the point where it pissed me off. And all the "SPARRRTAAAA!1!!!1" yelling got on my nerves. And what else was there... Xerxes... what the hell was that? Ugh... I couldn;t help but laugh all through the film. It was impossible to take seriously. |
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2009-05-20, 03:25 | Link #300 |
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Even though I'm still a kid I can tell bad movies from the good... So yeah, the ones I can remember right now:
- Fantastic Four: Terrible, terrible script. Cheesy story. Bad acting. Ugh. - The Son of the Mask: It's painful to watch. The jokes couldn't be unfunnier; it was such a ripoff of the first film. - The Neverending Story: So awful that it's not even funny. The kids are like cardboard; the effects are soooo terrible. - Ballistic: yeah, I saw that too. Why did it play on TV anyways? Ridiculous script and action. - HSM movies: Sickening singing and dancing from very fake-looking high school kids.
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