2009-04-01, 10:13 | Link #3861 | |
Protecting the Throne
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Asia Tour
Age: 32
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2009-04-01, 12:01 | Link #3862 | |
AnimeRumor Ambassador
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Adelaide
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2009-04-01, 13:44 | Link #3863 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Toronto Canada
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Alert! Aliens already are monitoring our everyday life. Pictures as proof!
In the recent decades, the increasing number of aliens appearance have become a major international concern. What's even scarier is that they're hidden inside our everyday life! The US government released these pictures to raise awareness. If you find any of these guys, please post your picture to make more people aware.
Hidden inside our sink On our Clothing Their surprised expression when discovered by us Hidden inside our vehicles Two partner in mission on earth They even control the underworld now! -.- Cheeeese! A spy with 220V (Danger) They're watching over our believers in the name of god too Shimatta, i've been found : D Stealing our student's knowledge They're everywhere! ~\(≧▽≦)/~ Despite being different, he is cute They're planting seeds already Aliens are preparing an all out war on us. Beware! And at last, happy April fools~
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2009-04-01, 14:07 | Link #3866 |
Absolute Haruhist!
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Age: 37
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It can't be aliens, because the ability to see faces in things is wired into our brains to recognise other beings, especially humans of Earthly origin:
Check this wiki article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia
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2009-04-01, 15:03 | Link #3867 |
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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Absolutely not Niv, you're right there
Kittens playing with lots of loo roll, hee hee hee! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbRljNwZ7yU |
2009-04-01, 23:21 | Link #3872 |
Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2009
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This advert for Miele hoovers here in the UK is just BRILLIANT -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQpeFybF5Ug |
2009-04-02, 09:00 | Link #3877 |
Gundam Boobs and Boom FTW
Join Date: Dec 2005
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FROM PAUL LYNDE :
PETER MARSHALL : " According to Life Magazine , Ann Margaret would like to start having babies soon , but her husband would prefer to wait . Why? " PAUL LYNDE : " Because he's out of town . " PETER MARSHALL : " What are 'dual-purpose' cattle good for that other cattle are not ? " PAUL LYNDE : "They give milk AND cookies --- but I don't recommend the cookies . " PETER MARSHALL : " Robert Young recently stated , ' I never, never give ...... something to his fans who ask for it . What? " PAUL LYNDE : " A hysterectomy . " PETER MARSHALL : " Before a cow will give you any milk , she has to have something very important . What ? " PAUL LYNDE : " An engagement ring . " PETER MARSHALL: " When the Lone Ranger finished up a case , he left something behind . What ? " PAUL LYNDE : " A masked baby . " PETER MARSHALL : " You are on your first visit to Japan , and you head straight for the kabuki . Why ? " PAUL LYNDE : " It was a long plane ride . " PETER MARSHALL : "Do female frogs croak ? " PAUL LYNDE : "They do if you hold their little heads underwater . " PETER MARSHALL : " Is there any such thing as an F cup in bra sizes ? " PAUL LYNDE : " Yes, and it sleeps four . " PETER MARSHALL : " True or false : Many people sleep better in their street clothes than they do in their pajama's ? PAUL LYNDE : " Yes , and we call them winos . " PETER MARSHALL : "According to psychologists , when a child get curious about sex , what is the one question it will ask it's Mommy and Daddy ? " PAUL LYNDE : " Where can I get some . " PETER MARSHALL : " Do we get heat from stars ? " PAUL LYNDE : " You will if I have to share my dressing room again . " PETER MARSHALL : " In what state was Abraham Lincoln born ? " PAUL LYNDE : " Naked and screaming like the rest of us . " PETER MARSHALL : " Paul , can you get an elephant drunk ? " PAUL LYNDE : " Yes, but he still won't go up to your apartment . " PETER MARSHALL : " Prometheus was tied to the top of a mountain by the Gods because he gave man something . What? " PAUL LYNDE : " I don't know what you got , but I got a sports shirt . " PETER MARSHALL : " Why do Hell's Angels wear leather ? " PAUL LYNDE : " Because chiffon wrinkles too easily . " PETER MARSHALL : " If you were pregnant for two years , what would you give birth too ? " PAUL LYNDE : " Whatever it was , it would never be afraid of the dark.” PETER MARSHALL : " Is it possible for the puppies in one litter to have more than one daddy ? " PAUL LYNDE : " Why that bitch! " PETER MARSHALL : " It's the most abused and neglected part of your body. What is it ? " PAUL LYNDE : " Mine may be abused , but it's certainly not neglected . " PETER MARSHALL : " Why do sheep sleep huddled together ? " PAUL LYNDE : " Because Little Boy Blue is a weirdo ! "
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2009-04-02, 09:19 | Link #3879 |
Wise Otaku Seeker
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Philippines
Age: 34
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ok im discriminating my own country just for laughs so pls try and laugh
Police cars from different countries… (Scroll down carefully…) Japan (Nissan Skyline) USA (Dodge Viper) USA (Corvette) Germany (Audi) Italy (Lamborghini) France (Peugeot) PHILIPPINES!!! (manila-finest) __________________________________________________ __________ These are images of some sleeping quarters for Flight Attendants as seen in their respective Airlines (scroll down SLOWLY and appreciate the images): BOEING 747 - 400 BOEING 777 CANADIAN AIRLINES AIRBUS A340 SQ and SQ with In-Flight TV and Telecommunications KLM Airlines Philippine Airlines!!! |
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