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scify · 2009-06-28, 02:07

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Originally Posted by Kogetsu Shirogane

... I never will understand the obsession you guys seem to have with screwing yourselves.

It's an old concept, as best as I've been able to tell. I've been coming across clone-sex stories since I first really started using the internet to look for porn (so, twelve years now) and it was a fairly entrenched concept even then. I imagine it's got roots that intertwine with the whole twincest thing, given the conceptual similarities.

Tyabann · 2009-06-28, 05:10

And so begins yet another round of Late Night Updates! WOOHOO!

...Why don't I sleep...?

First up today is an edit of a scene by Jintor earlier!

Spoiler for September the Second, Day One, Universe A: Classroom - Personal Space:

I just edited for consistency and added the scene at the end.

Tyabann · 2009-06-28, 05:13

And second (and last) up is an offshoot of the above scene that deserves a separate post!

WOOHOO!

...Please somebody stop me...

Spoiler for September the Second, Day One, Universe A: Hallway- I Will Have My Revenge:

I should have titled this scene "URUSAI!"

Yeah, so lolcomment and stuff god I should go to bed earlier.

This scene sets the "Vengeance" variable to "True".

I'll have more tomorrow. Or today, timezone-depending.

Kogetsu Shirogane · 2009-06-28, 05:21

. . . Insanity is bliss.

Nanao-kun · 2009-06-28, 06:17

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Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

And second (and last) up is an offshoot of the above scene that deserves a separate post!

WOOHOO!

...Please somebody stop me...

Spoiler for September the Second, Day One, Universe A: Hallway- I Will Have My Revenge:

I should have titled this scene "URUSAI!"

Yeah, so lolcomment and stuff god I should go to bed earlier.

I'll have more tomorrow. Or today, timezone-depending.

So CSP will be voiced by Kugimiya Rie? Like her other tsundere loli roles, I'm assuming CSP will have grade-A zettai ryouki and be a loli. The only difference would be the pigtails, which make her a grade-S.

Roger Rambo · 2009-06-28, 06:18

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Originally Posted by CrowKenobi

That may be, but I think that the annoying mannerisms being the same might diminish that somewhat...

No, not really. Itsuki's pseudo pretty boy "fabulous" disposition apparently makes every woman in the show swoon over him....and Itsuko just stacked and has a pleasant disposition. Of course the Kyon's are gonna think with hormones when dealing with the opposite Koizumi.

About the only thing that would stop it would be for one to notice the other swooning over THEIR Koizumi. Then they'd realize what was going on.

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Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

Good with ladies like T&K who are idiots, yes.

I highly doubt Kyonko would be impressed by him. Sure, he's good looking, but he's rather full of himself and has a tendency to be cre epy.

Which isn't really obvious when you first meet him. They'd probably get annoyed when they realized that it was bassically genderbent koizumi, but initially it'll just be "hot guy/chick".

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Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

Kyon does. I've never written Kyonko as shallow, unlike her male self. Of course, she's far more prickly...

It's not really shallow to think Koizumi is really attractive when you first meet him. I mean, Mikuru isn't exactly a shallow cook chaser, but she was pretty memorized by Itsuki's fabulousness...of course that seemed to have changed when she realized that Itsuki was Haruhi's complete butt monkey.

Tyabann · 2009-06-28, 06:32

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Originally Posted by Roger Rambo

About the only thing that would stop it would be for one to notice the other swooning over THEIR Koizumi. Then they'd realize what was going on.

Actually. You're pretty well hit the nail on the head, as far as that route in the VN goes, there.

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Originally Posted by HikariNiwa

So CSP will be voiced by Kugimiya Rie? Like her other tsundere loli roles, I'm assuming CSP will have grade-A zettai ryouki and be a loli. The only difference would be the pigtails, which make her a grade-S.

And yet that doesn't stop her from being AGGRAVATING.

Roger Rambo · 2009-06-28, 06:40

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Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

Actually. You're pretty well hit the nail on the head, as far as that route in the VN goes, there.

"FUCK! THIS IS KOIZUMI!"

Nice works on the updates Kaisos. What does the CSP give me the vibe of Napoleon complex?

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Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

And yet that doesn't stop her from being AGGRAVATING.

Well Kyonko should be Zettai Ryouki S-grade as well being a Tsundere with a pigtail (does one pigtail make is S-?)...now that I think about it, most Seitiken fanart seem to depict at least one of the girls as wearing nylons/thigh highs.

Tyabann · 2009-06-28, 06:43

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Originally Posted by Roger Rambo

"FUCK! THIS IS KOIZUMI!"

Nice works on the updates Kaisos. What does the CSP give me the vibe of Napoleon complex?

Because she totally has one. All Kugyu-deres do.

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Originally Posted by Roger Rambo

Well Kyonko should be Zettai Ryouki S-grade as well being a Tsundere with a pigtail (does one pigtail make is S-?)...now that I think about it, most Seitiken fanart seem to depict at least one of the girls as wearing nylons/thigh highs.

I tend to imagine Kyonko with thigh-highs and Itsuko with nylons, myself.

Roger Rambo · 2009-06-28, 06:56

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Originally Posted by Kaisos Erranon

I tend to imagine Kyonko with thigh-highs and Itsuko with nylons, myself.

Same here.

Aebliss · 2009-06-28, 09:08

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Originally Posted by Kogetsu Shirogane

... I never will understand the obsession you guys seem to have with screwing yourselves.

That comment is first prize material, Kogetsu. Well done!

Jintor · 2009-06-28, 09:20

Don't be so quick to award him the prize - he stole it from TVTropes!

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.ph.../ScrewYourself

swtrooper42 · 2009-06-28, 09:25

Nice job as always Kaisos.

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Originally Posted by Kogetsu Shirogane

... I never will understand the obsession you guys seem to have with screwing yourselves.

Haha nice.

Now I regret to announce I will be leaving for a week. For I will be enjoying the lush richness of the Pennsylvanian Pocono's until Saturday. Two pieces of good news though. They have a lake, so I will get good scenery, and I might have a version of Live Alive done when I return if the muse Gods are merciful. That is, if I survive living in a tent and don't get eaten my bears and mosquitoes that is.

Ekul · 2009-06-28, 10:00

I think with the Kyon/ko x Itsuko/ki, the fact doesn't change that they are trying to resist, it's just so much harder. The question changes from "Why are you acting like this" to "Why do you have to be so charming?"

scify · 2009-06-28, 10:27

Are there still no rules as to who can post edits and whatnot? (I'm up to page 62 or so... trying to do at least 30 pages a day, but that still leaves me with a lot of pages unread, so I want to make sure)

Roger Rambo · 2009-06-28, 10:28

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Originally Posted by scify

Are there still no rules as to who can post edits and whatnot? (I'm up to page 62 or so... trying to do at least 30 pages a day, but that still leaves me with a lot of pages unread, so I want to make sure)

I believe someone made a post featuring all the links to the relevant posts. While it's nice to have read some of the miscellaneous crack before discussing, I don't think it should be considered mandatory to do so.

scify · 2009-06-28, 11:58

I thought I had spotted some things in the last bit posted, but all I came across on my second read through was this:

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Oh well, I really don't think we have much to worry about. Even if she has some sort of plan, it's nothing that Haruki Suzumiya couldn't derail in an instant.

Also, something about the line with the president dashing off is bugging me, but I'm not sure what it is...

Solais · 2009-06-28, 12:27

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Originally Posted by Kogetsu Shirogane

... I never will understand the obsession you guys seem to have with screwing yourselves.

Actually, if you think about, it's the dream of all people: Everyone is egoistical and loves himself/herself to an extent. Also, your genderbent self is actually your perfect match. That's why people want to screw themselves.

Just like that Trope tells us.

Kagedanji · 2009-06-28, 13:38

New thought of Koizumi twins just formed a bubble in my doughy head.

Most of us probably agree that in the presence of Suzumiya, the two would act as if they were relatives, Suzumiya being the closet pervert-otaku that she/he is, would immediately think incest after feeling up fem Koizumi and being impressed. The Koizumis would evaluate this and make subtle incest references pulled from manga "Onii-san... don't..." leaving Suzumiya's twisted mind to think everything's all right in the world.

Also add shojo manga sparkles.

isadorathegreat · 2009-06-28, 13:44

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Originally Posted by Kagedanji

New thought of Koizumi twins just formed a bubble in my doughy head.

Most of us probably agree that in the presence of Suzumiya, the two would act as if they were relatives, Suzumiya being the closet pervert-otaku that she/he is, would immediately think incest after feeling up fem Koizumi and being impressed. The Koizumis would evaluate this and make subtle incest references pulled from manga "Onii-san... don't..." leaving Suzumiya's twisted mind to think everything's all right in the world.

Also add shojo manga sparkles.

This.

Please, please let someone make fanart of this scenario someday.

2009-06-28, 05:10	Link #17082
Tyabann Homo Ludens Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Canada Age: 34	And so begins yet another round of Late Night Updates! WOOHOO! ...Why don't I sleep...? First up today is an edit of a scene by Jintor earlier! Spoiler for September the Second, Day One, Universe A: Classroom - Personal Space: Personal Space The afternoon classes were incredibly boring, and yet somehow mesmerizing. I swear that the paint could have run off the walls to reveal the dancing fractal reality that I assume Nagato sees all the time, and nobody would have noticed, thanks to the endless, hypnotic drone of the teacher. Yes, it was that boring. Why do you ask? Instead of the bad puns from this morning, Haruki, in his boredom, resorted to flicking small bits of rolled-up paper at my ponytail. How very mature of our great leader. That much pent-up energy has to go somewhere... So after class had finally concluded, it was no surprise to me to find Haruki suddenly very much invading my personal space. Haruki: Kyon! Meeting in the clubroom! Kyonko: Eh? When? Get out of my face, you loon! Haruki: Right now! I want to see you waiting there for me when I get there with Yuuki and the others, alright? Kyonko: I was going to go hom- Haruki: No time for that! Clubroom, stat! He dashes off with all the grace and elegance of a rhino, leaving me speechless. That moron! Does he think he can just give me orders? ...Actually, I guess he can. Still, it’s not like I was going to do anything important this afternoon. And who knows, maybe Haruki will actually have something interesting and fun in mind. ...No, that'll never happen. Well, I guess I’ll have to go eventually, otherwise I’ll never hear the end of it from Haruki for the rest of the week. The real question is, now, or later? [DECISION POINT HERE] 1) I may as well get there before him... 2) Nuts to Haruki, I’ll take my time. What the Acronym Stands For Of course, I'll never hear the end of it if I'm late right now either... Guess I should just head there straight away. I come to a sudden realization what the “SOS” in “SOS Brigade” really stands for. ...Why can't someone or something take me away from all of this?! Please! You'll have my eternal gratitude! I'm not a bad cook either! ...Sigh. Wishing for such things is a pointless waste of time. I learned that years ago. I pick up my bag and head to the clubroom, resigned to my life of slavery. I just edited for consistency and added the scene at the end.

2009-06-28, 05:13	Link #17083
Tyabann Homo Ludens Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Canada Age: 34	And second (and last) up is an offshoot of the above scene that deserves a separate post! WOOHOO! ...Please somebody stop me... Spoiler for September the Second, Day One, Universe A: Hallway- I Will Have My Revenge: I Will Have My Revenge! Screw Haruki, I'm not going to hurry to somewhere I have no intention of being just because he says so. I really feel like just going home. This day isn't going to improve any. Hell, why am I still in this damned brigade!? If I had left ages ago, I wouldn't have had to go through any of the hell I'd been through the past year, and-- And the summer would still be looping eternally? Or the world would have ended? Or worse? … ...Sigh. I feel like if I just up and quit, he'll fall into another depression and destroy the universe. He's just like a little kid. A little kid with a cosmic reset button, but still, a little kid. …I'll go to the club meeting, but I'm going to take my time. That's my reward for putting up with all this, at least. [Scene: Hallway] I decided to take the long way around to the Old Shack. Walking is the best form of exercise, right? As I turn a corner, I see a familiar short someone standing by the window and looking out over the courtyard. Short Girl: grumble This is the president of the Computer Research Society, a club composed of girls who are both technically minded and avid readers of 'boy's love' manga. I've known her nearly as long as I've known Haruki, though we don't talk much. Computer Society President: Grumble... going to get even with that bastard one day, I swear... There's a reason for that. CSP: The day will come soon... the day when my revenge will be complete! Ahahahahahahaha-- oh. She noticed me, it appears. You know, it's considered strange to talk to yourself. CSP: Yoooouuuuu! You're with him! That terrible ogre-giant! Kyonko: Er, I wouldn't exactly consider myself to be 'with'-- CSP: Shut up! You're going to deliver a message to him, you understand? Kyonko: ...What is it? I have no intention of actually delivering this 'message', whatever it is, but I can at least lend her an ear. CSP: ahem Tell him that... his days as a so-called 'Brigade Chief' are numbered! …If that isn't the most cliché thing I've heard all day. Kyonko: I'm sorry, if you could be a little clearer about-- CSP: Shut up! We, the Computer Research Society, are going to reclaim what is rightfully ours, and, by doing so, reclaim our honor! Kyonko: ...I'd think it was more your honor that was tarnished than that of your club members. CSP: Aw, shut up, shut up, shut up! Mark my words! I will have my revenge! Ahahahaha! And laughing like a maniac, she dashes around the corner, never to be seen again. Wait, that's not right. ...Haruki, I think you may have broken the poor President. Oh well, I really don't think we have much to worry about. Even if she has some sort of plan, it's nothing like Haruki Suzumiya couldn't derail in an instant. ...Damn, now that I've wasted time talking to strange people, I don't have enough time to take the long route and still be at the clubroom at a respectably late time. I hoist my bag over my shoulder, and head to the Old Shack. I should have titled this scene "URUSAI!" Yeah, so lolcomment and stuff god I should go to bed earlier. This scene sets the "Vengeance" variable to "True". I'll have more tomorrow. Or today, timezone-depending. Last edited by Tyabann; 2009-08-08 at 04:04.

2009-06-28, 05:21	Link #17084
Kogetsu Shirogane Kneel Before Your King! Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: My kingdom Age: 39	. . . Insanity is bliss. __________________ WARNING: Kogetsu Shirogane cannot be held accountable for any actions taken by someone else. Potential side effects of communicating with this user include headaches, mild confusion, insanity, delirium, and jumping into fires. Do not expose this user to sunlight or water or feed this user after midnight. ... so you think you're a king now...

2009-06-28, 13:38	Link #17099
Kagedanji Doughy goodness. I think. Join Date: Mar 2008	New thought of Koizumi twins just formed a bubble in my doughy head. Most of us probably agree that in the presence of Suzumiya, the two would act as if they were relatives, Suzumiya being the closet pervert-otaku that she/he is, would immediately think incest after feeling up fem Koizumi and being impressed. The Koizumis would evaluate this and make subtle incest references pulled from manga "Onii-san... don't..." leaving Suzumiya's twisted mind to think everything's all right in the world. Also add shojo manga sparkles. __________________

2009-06-28, 09:20	Link #17092
Jintor Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Land Down Under Age: 32	Don't be so quick to award him the prize - he stole it from TVTropes! http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.ph.../ScrewYourself

2009-06-28, 10:00	Link #17094
Ekul Transdimensional phoenix Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Trash Can	I think with the Kyon/ko x Itsuko/ki, the fact doesn't change that they are trying to resist, it's just so much harder. The question changes from "Why are you acting like this" to "Why do you have to be so charming?"