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Mitsu · 2008-03-11, 23:18

... I only have a few ideas. My brain is to weak to think much. Two for each character I can come up with.
Tayuya- Lets forget about cussing, I want to like become a girly girl!
Tayuya- Yay! another mission with my 'friends'!

Shikamaru- Girls are sooo cool! They're not annoying at all.
Shikamaru- I love my mom!

Spoiler for I think I need to...Hidan:

(some things I would never say:
Me- Omg! It's Orochimaru! He is so ugly!
Me- I have lots of friends!
Me- I quit! I'll never become a singer! Mommy, I want to be a teacher, now!)

HikariYume · 2008-03-13, 18:24

Chouji: I think i'll take a diet....

Ino: Ok Sakura. I've decided to stop competing with you. You are obviously better....

Sakura: Sasuke you fat lard! I hate you with a burning passion and i want you to die in a ditch!

HiroInazuma · 2008-03-14, 11:39

I just got this one from the current manga chapter

Spoiler for Manga Itachi:

Reith · 2008-03-15, 07:41

Itachi: I'm making dinner tonight.
Deidara: Wow. Itachi's actually gonna do something.
Kisame: *eating rapidly* This is delicious! WHat is all this good crap?!
Itachi: Shark fin soup with fishsticks and codfish & cream ice cream.
Kisame: *Vomits all over the Akatsuki*

water style sea wave · 2008-03-23, 20:04

naruto: what's so important about a piece of cloth with some metal on it?

Jaraya: im gay.

ZGoten · 2008-03-23, 21:14

Naruto: "Damn...update me already, Kishi!"

King Ashram · 2008-03-24, 11:26

Sasuke: LOL IM THE MAIN CHARACTER.(pulls a tom cruise)
Itachi: No i am sparticus.
Naruto: SAAAAAAAAAKIIIIIIIIIIIIII(pulls another tom cruise.)
Naruto: hey maybe instead of trying to horde jutsu that ill never use again once i have a new one. ill actually train in some martial arts.
Orochimaru: After transfering to a new body. Kabuto gives him some test results. Orochimaru: "I HAVE WHAT NOW?"
Kakashi: So who wants to see my face?
Jiraya: Hey naruto. lets go train for once.

Mr. Johnny 5 · 2008-03-24, 15:08

25 yrs later....

Itachi: It's been a while....Sasuke...
Sasuke: Yeah...Kabuto made me something that surpasses any kind of jutsu. Even that of your Mangekyou Sharingan techniques.
Itachi: ! What the? That is...
Sasuke: That's right...it's an automatic rifle Bi tachi!

Mr.Akatsui · 2008-03-26, 22:33

sasuke: you know what itachi i've finally accepted the fact that u killed our entire clan and i know that the only reason u left me alive was that u could gouge my eyes out of my skull when i learn the Mangekyou sharingan to keep ur self from going blind. Itachi:WOW......uh thanks sasuke but ive been to therapy and realized what i did was wrong.Also i've accepted the fact that i will go blind quite frankly i think i deserve this.Saskue

h.....Itachi:But if u still want me to rip ur eyes out ill do it.Saskue o really thank u brother!!!!!!!! i wove u ^w^

HikariYume · 2008-03-27, 00:18

Hinata: Sakura, you bitch! Stay away from my man! *punches her*
(thats probly what she thinks though...XD)

Zaku Hyuga · 2008-04-11, 08:15

Naruto: Pervy-sage, why do boys and girls have different parts down there?
Jaraiya: Well, erm, uh you see Naruto, there's only one way to explain this. Reeesearch!!!! hehehehe....

And this my friends is why Naruto has come back more perverted than before.

Khalilnaruske · 2008-04-11, 19:29

Sasuke: Naruto, I love you

HiroInazuma · 2008-04-11, 20:58

Spoiler for Manga:

Mr. Johnny 5 · 2008-06-30, 17:39

Oh this tread nearly died...cant believe it. Time for some new stufff..

Sai still thinks of good nicknames for everyone...in the mean time..he gets called into the office of the 5th Hokage (Tsunade).
Tsunade: ..
Naruto: What's the matter old lady?
Sai: (thinks) So even Naruto uses nicknames?
Sakura: Nice to see you again teacher..
Sakura: Sai...say something...
Sai: ..
Tsunade: ...
Sai: Nice to meet you...
Sakura: (smiles)
Sai: Porn star..
Tsunade: !!!
Sakura: !!!
Shizune: !!!
Naruto: !!!

HiroInazuma · 2008-06-30, 17:45

Jiraiya with a daughter:

Naruko: HI DAD!

Spoiler for space:

Jiraiya: Oh gosh would you put some clothes on! Kids these days always showing off their bodies, I wish these women will make an example and show some dignity!

NineTailNaruto · 2008-06-30, 21:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Ashram

Sasuke: LOL IM THE MAIN CHARACTER.(pulls a tom cruise)
Itachi: No i am sparticus.
Naruto: SAAAAAAAAAKIIIIIIIIIIIIII(pulls another tom cruise.)
Naruto: hey maybe instead of trying to horde jutsu that ill never use again once i have a new one. ill actually train in some martial arts.
Orochimaru: After transfering to a new body. Kabuto gives him some test results. Orochimaru: "I HAVE WHAT NOW?"
Kakashi: So who wants to see my face?
Jiraya: Hey naruto. lets go train for once.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.Akatsui

sasuke: you know what itachi i've finally accepted the fact that u killed our entire clan and i know that the only reason u left me alive was that u could gouge my eyes out of my skull when i learn the Mangekyou sharingan to keep ur self from going blind. Itachi:WOW......uh thanks sasuke but ive been to therapy and realized what i did was wrong.Also i've accepted the fact that i will go blind quite frankly i think i deserve this.Saskue

h.....Itachi:But if u still want me to rip ur eyes out ill do it.Saskue o really thank u brother!!!!!!!! i wove u ^w^

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zaku Hyuga

Naruto: Pervy-sage, why do boys and girls have different parts down there?
Jaraiya: Well, erm, uh you see Naruto, there's only one way to explain this. Reeesearch!!!! hehehehe....

And this my friends is why Naruto has come back more perverted than before.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Khalilnaruske

Sasuke: Naruto, I love you

Quote:

Originally Posted by HiroInazuma

Spoiler for Manga:

That stuff was ROFL

itachi: sasuke...im going to confess...
sasuke: dude WTF? were about to fight so hurry up.
naruto: finally sasuke i found you
sasuke: naruto WTF are you doing! were going to fight!
naruto: whatever umm why does itachi look nervous
sasuke: oh hes about to confess
naruto *whispers* what?
sasuke: *whispers* idk
itachi: sasuke...im bi...
sasuke and naruto: we knew
itachi:WTF then..im gay
sasuke and naruto: we knew
itachi: WTF then im straight
sasuke and naruto: WTF YOU HAVE TO BE JOKING!!
itachi: *starts crying*

sasuke: *listening to emo music*
naruto: turn that down!!!
sasuke: no you b*stard!!!
naruto: turn it down!
sasuke: NO!!! *turns up cralwing*
naruto: *gets piised, and looks at the floor* oh a brick!
naruto: SASUKE YOU GET ONE MORE CHANCE TO TURN IT DOWN!!
sasuke: NO!!!!! *turns up louder*
naruto: he got his chance *throws brick*
sasuke: WTF! *gets hit on the head and sterio gets hit*
naruto: heh!
sakura: *walks in* sasuke-kun I-
sakuras: *sees sasuke unconcious* NARUTO!!
naruto: *runs out*

HikariYume · 2008-07-05, 18:34

Sasuke: *goes o Konoha to destroy it and sees Naruto* Naruto....there's something I want to tell you...
Naruto: What?
Sasuke: I...I-I l-love you...
Naruto: *blinks* Oh, Hahahaha! That's funny Sasuke, Now wha'd ya really wanna tell me?
Sasuke: That was it.
Naruto:... *passes out*
Sasuke:...He doesn't like me...My life sucks...I'm gonna go cut myself

Mr. Johnny 5 · 2008-07-06, 09:44

[denial]

Deidara: I am not a terrorist!
Kisame: I don't like water!
Sasori: I don't like dolls!
Itachi: I don't want these eyes!
Tobi: I am not a power ranger!
Zetsu: I don't like to talk to myself

mace58 · 2008-07-07, 09:39

wow some of these are funny and some are lame heres mine

Naruto: I love Hinata!! Believe it!!!!!

Sasuke: Itachi I'm sorry lets be friends.

Kakashi: I'm gonna start watching TV.

Sakura: I'm a sl**!! CHA!!!

Guy: I'll never put my life on the line again!! Lee if u die from the operation I'll throw us a party!

NineTailNaruto · 2008-07-07, 18:24

naruto: I hate ramen

2008-03-11, 23:18	Link #3341
Mitsu Momento Mori Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Central Illinois Age: 27	... I only have a few ideas. My brain is to weak to think much. Two for each character I can come up with. Tayuya- Lets forget about cussing, I want to like become a girly girl! Tayuya- Yay! another mission with my 'friends'! Shikamaru- Girls are sooo cool! They're not annoying at all. Shikamaru- I love my mom! Spoiler for I think I need to...Hidan: Hidan- I am the most happiest person in the world! heeehheee! Hidan- Forget about Jashin! I'me becoming a Cristian! :I do not read the manga and I have never, ever seen hidan on TV in my life, That just comes to show what Spoilers can do to your brain : (some things I would never say: Me- Omg! It's Orochimaru! He is so ugly! Me- I have lots of friends! Me- I quit! I'll never become a singer! Mommy, I want to be a teacher, now!) __________________ Last edited by Mitsu; 2008-03-11 at 23:31. Reason: I needed to do something

2008-03-13, 18:24	Link #3342
HikariYume Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008	Chouji: I think i'll take a diet.... Ino: Ok Sakura. I've decided to stop competing with you. You are obviously better.... Sakura: Sasuke you fat lard! I hate you with a burning passion and i want you to die in a ditch! __________________ Believe it loozerz! XD

2008-03-14, 11:39	Link #3343
HiroInazuma Boss of Ecchi Yazuka Join Date: May 2007 Location: Places	I just got this one from the current manga chapter Spoiler for Manga Itachi: Itachi: Oh yeah time to take his eyes, I think I'll go nice and HEART ATTACK Sasuke: !? Itachi: Damn...all that bacon well...Sasuke whispers then pokes Sasuke's head Sasuke: !? EEW THAT IS FREAKING DISGUSTING YOU B@$&%!!!

2008-03-24, 11:26	Link #3347
King Ashram Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2008	Sasuke: LOL IM THE MAIN CHARACTER.(pulls a tom cruise) Itachi: No i am sparticus. Naruto: SAAAAAAAAAKIIIIIIIIIIIIII(pulls another tom cruise.) Naruto: hey maybe instead of trying to horde jutsu that ill never use again once i have a new one. ill actually train in some martial arts. Orochimaru: After transfering to a new body. Kabuto gives him some test results. Orochimaru: "I HAVE WHAT NOW?" Kakashi: So who wants to see my face? Jiraya: Hey naruto. lets go train for once. Last edited by King Ashram; 2008-03-24 at 20:13.

2008-03-24, 15:08	Link #3348
Mr. Johnny 5 Konoha's ANBU Join Date: Dec 2005 Age: 38	25 yrs later.... Itachi: It's been a while....Sasuke... Sasuke: Yeah...Kabuto made me something that surpasses any kind of jutsu. Even that of your Mangekyou Sharingan techniques. Itachi: ! What the? That is... Sasuke: That's right...it's an automatic rifle Bi tachi! __________________

2008-03-15, 07:41	Link #3344
Reith Light Gaia Artist Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: In bed, trying to stay awake Age: 30	Itachi: I'm making dinner tonight. Deidara: Wow. Itachi's actually gonna do something. Kisame: eating rapidly This is delicious! WHat is all this good crap?! Itachi: Shark fin soup with fishsticks and codfish & cream ice cream. Kisame: Vomits all over the Akatsuki

2008-03-23, 20:04	Link #3345
water style sea wave chidori rocks Join Date: Feb 2008	naruto: what's so important about a piece of cloth with some metal on it? Jaraya: im gay.

2008-03-23, 21:14	Link #3346
ZGoten Custom User Title Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Germany Age: 34	Naruto: "Damn...update me already, Kishi!"

2008-03-26, 22:33	Link #3349
Mr.Akatsui Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: inside your mind >=)	sasuke: you know what itachi i've finally accepted the fact that u killed our entire clan and i know that the only reason u left me alive was that u could gouge my eyes out of my skull when i learn the Mangekyou sharingan to keep ur self from going blind. Itachi:WOW......uh thanks sasuke but ive been to therapy and realized what i did was wrong.Also i've accepted the fact that i will go blind quite frankly i think i deserve this.Saskueh.....Itachi:But if u still want me to rip ur eyes out ill do it.Saskue o really thank u brother!!!!!!!! i wove u ^w^

2008-03-27, 00:18	Link #3350
HikariYume Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008	Hinata: Sakura, you bitch! Stay away from my man! punches her (thats probly what she thinks though...XD) __________________ Believe it loozerz! XD

2008-04-11, 08:15	Link #3351
Zaku Hyuga Domo Ori Gato Mr. Roboto Author Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Village Hidden in the Leaves Age: 31	Naruto: Pervy-sage, why do boys and girls have different parts down there? Jaraiya: Well, erm, uh you see Naruto, there's only one way to explain this. Reeesearch!!!! hehehehe.... And this my friends is why Naruto has come back more perverted than before. __________________ Come Visit The New Breathe Of Fire Central Forums(BOFC)!!!!

2008-04-11, 19:29	Link #3352
Khalilnaruske Itachi and Pein Fanboy Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Look up. Now look down. Then look back... SMACK!! Age: 34	Sasuke: Naruto, I love you __________________ Yeah, I took out Jiraiya Sensei.Get out of line and I'll whack you too

2008-04-11, 20:58	Link #3353
HiroInazuma Boss of Ecchi Yazuka Join Date: May 2007 Location: Places	Spoiler for Manga: Tobi: DEIDARA-SEMPAI I MADE ART WITH YOUR CLAY!!! Deidara: WTF?! Did you do with my clay? Tobi: I made pies and I gave everyone in Akatsuki one even your pet bird who you love more than your mother but he died, now then here is your piece Deidara: I HATE YOU TOBI makes clay bird and throws it on Tobi then makes handseal KATSU Hidan: SO I WAS LIKE F*** YE EXPLODE Kakuzu: $20, $30 BOOM Pein: Like my piercings Konan? I have one more in a special place wink KABOOSH!! Konan: OMG!! PE KABLOWY!!! Deidara: DIE TO KABOOM -somewhere else- Sasuke: ITACHI!!!! I WILL KILL YOU!!! Itachi: Foolish brother, you la BOOMSJHDHJHLKSJ Sasuke: WTF?! -somewhere else- Kisame: MUHAHAHA SUIGETSU YOU HAVE GROWN SO BLOOSH

2008-06-30, 17:39	Link #3354
Mr. Johnny 5 Konoha's ANBU Join Date: Dec 2005 Age: 38	Oh this tread nearly died...cant believe it. Time for some new stufff.. Sai still thinks of good nicknames for everyone...in the mean time..he gets called into the office of the 5th Hokage (Tsunade). Tsunade: .. Naruto: What's the matter old lady? Sai: (thinks) So even Naruto uses nicknames? Sakura: Nice to see you again teacher.. Sakura: Sai...say something... Sai: .. Tsunade: ... Sai: Nice to meet you... Sakura: (smiles) Sai: Porn star.. Tsunade: !!! Sakura: !!! Shizune: !!! Naruto: !!! __________________

2008-06-30, 17:45	Link #3355
HiroInazuma Boss of Ecchi Yazuka Join Date: May 2007 Location: Places	Jiraiya with a daughter: Naruko: HI DAD! Spoiler for space: Jiraiya: Oh gosh would you put some clothes on! Kids these days always showing off their bodies, I wish these women will make an example and show some dignity!

2008-07-05, 18:34	Link #3357
HikariYume Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008	Sasuke: goes o Konoha to destroy it and sees Naruto Naruto....there's something I want to tell you... Naruto: What? Sasuke: I...I-I l-love you... Naruto: blinks Oh, Hahahaha! That's funny Sasuke, Now wha'd ya really wanna tell me? Sasuke: That was it. Naruto:... passes out Sasuke:...He doesn't like me...My life sucks...I'm gonna go cut myself __________________ Believe it loozerz! XD

2008-07-06, 09:44	Link #3358
Mr. Johnny 5 Konoha's ANBU Join Date: Dec 2005 Age: 38	[denial] Deidara: I am not a terrorist! Kisame: I don't like water! Sasori: I don't like dolls! Itachi: I don't want these eyes! Tobi: I am not a power ranger! Zetsu: I don't like to talk to myself __________________

2008-07-07, 09:39	Link #3359
mace58 Ketseuka Hagane Author Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: PA Age: 30	wow some of these are funny and some are lame heres mine Naruto: I love Hinata!! Believe it!!!!! Sasuke: Itachi I'm sorry lets be friends. Kakashi: I'm gonna start watching TV. Sakura: I'm a sl**!! CHA!!! Guy: I'll never put my life on the line again!! Lee if u die from the operation I'll throw us a party!

2008-07-07, 18:24	Link #3360
NineTailNaruto Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2008	naruto: I hate ramen